scourge the qing dynasty

Chapter 191 Retribution is coming
"We caught the old thief Shang Kexi? Erlang, did our messenger say something wrong? We actually captured the old thief Shang Kexi alive?!"

Exclaiming, Fatty Lu's small eyes were wider than ever in his life, and his mouth was wide enough to stuff two big duck eggs in. He stared at Xiao Erlang who came to report the news and screamed.Xiao Erlang replied with a smile on his face: "Young master, no matter how confused you are, you won't misunderstand such a big thing, right? We caught Shang Kexi, the old thief, and the third general Yu Xuanling personally caught him." Yes, the Third General Line and General Li are currently cooperating to escort the old thief Shang Kexi to this side, and I will soon offer the old thief Shang Kexi to your account, young master!"

"Congratulations, Master! Congratulations, Master!" Fatty Lu's two dog-headed military advisers, Zhu Fangdan and Wang Shaobo, cheered together, bowing and bowing to Fatty Lu with smiles on their faces. My God, with less victories and more, he still captured the enemy's coach before the battle. I believe that after this battle, the Dong family can be promoted to the ranks of the world's top famous generals. It is really gratifying, gratifying and congratulatory."

"Shang Kexi, what a fart!" Fatty Lu jumped three feet high, staring at Mung Bean's small eyes and shouted: "You know what a fart! To me, Shang Kexi can be defeated and beheaded in battle, but I can't Capture him alive! Now that he has been captured by us, what should I do with him? How should I deal with him? Tell me, what should I do now?"

After being yelled at so ungratefully by Fatty Lu, Wang Shaobo and Zhu Fangdan suddenly remembered, after Shang Kexi was caught, what should Fatty Lu do with him?It is absolutely impossible to kill the father-in-law directly. No matter how reasonable the son-in-law kills the father-in-law, it is a matter of shame. In the future, it will be extremely unfavorable for Fatty Lu to recruit the Guangdong army.Dedicated to the old traitor Wu, to celebrate the festivities of the old traitor Wu and the old traitor Shang. If the old traitor Wu remembered the old hatred and cut off the old traitor Shang, Fatty Lu would still have to bear the reputation of helping outsiders deal with his father-in-law. There is also no way to explain to the monk Wanyi of Pingnan Palace!He couldn't even let him go. After finally catching the enemy's coach, he was released without reason. He couldn't explain to his subordinates. The old traitor Wu is going to pursue him. Can't Fatty Lu live a better life?

"Understood now?" Fatty Lu complained more and more, "If it's just that Shang Kexi beat him away, then it's easy to say anything. Even if he was chopped off in the battle, I can hold a memorial service afterwards to make up for it. Swords and guns have no eyes, no one can blame me. Now I have to capture him alive, what should I do? No matter what I do, I will be insulted, both ends are angry, Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, he is not a person inside and outside!"

Zhu Fangdan and Wang Shaobo were completely speechless, and sympathized with Fatty Lu's situation in their hearts.But things have come to this point, the old traitor Shang has already been caught if he can't be caught, and if he can't be captured alive, he has already been captured alive. Fatty Lu, the unworthy son-in-law, can only use his brains desperately to figure out how to treat his own father-in-law who was captured alive.Fortunately, Fatty Lu quickly remembered his cheap brother-in-law Shang Zhixin, and slapped his fat thigh happily and said, "There is a way, this matter will give Shang Zhixin a headache! Although this brother-in-law is not bad to my brother-in-law, but I This brother-in-law is now in a dilemma, and now I have to ask him for help."

"Boss, how do you plan to let Shang Zhixin take the blame for you?" Wang Shaobo asked curiously.Fatty Lu waved quickly, called Wang Shaobo and Zhu Fangdan to the front, and whispered in their ears. After Fatty Lu finished talking about his shameless trick, Wang Shaobo and Zhu Fangdan applauded together, and hurriedly picked up their pens according to the order, and went to After writing to Shang Zhixin, Fatty Lu hurriedly asked Xiao Erlang to arrange banquets, clothes, tents and other things, preparing to entertain his most unlucky father-in-law in history.

After a long time, at dusk, the old traitor Shang, who was covered in mud and disheveled in armor, was finally taken into Fatty Lu's camp of the Chinese army. Although the battle by the Siqin River was not completely over, even Shang The old traitors had already been captured alive by the Fatty Army, so the remaining army was naturally nothing to worry about, basically there was no need for Fatty Lu to worry about it anymore.As soon as they met, Fatty Lu didn't dare to be negligent, he quickly left the table, quickly ran to the old traitor Shang, knelt down on his knees, kowtowed and shouted: "Little son-in-law Lu Yifeng, please pay respects to my father-in-law."

Looking at the son-in-law kneeling in front of him with a smile on his face, if the old traitor Shang was not still being held down by the soldiers of the fat army, he would definitely kick the unscrupulous son-in-law to death, struggling and roaring: "Shameless little thief, don't stay here!" Pretending to be fake! Kill me, kill me quickly!"

"Father-in-law, don't make jokes." Fatty Lu said with a wry smile: "My son-in-law is a junior, you are an elder, and you are still my son-in-law's direct father-in-law. Even if my son-in-law has a hundred courage, he will not dare to touch you." A hair, right?"

"Little thief! Shameless little thief!" The old traitor Shang almost fainted from anger, and he just yelled, "Little thief, kill me quickly! Kill me quickly! As long as you still have a little bit of shame and conscience, kill me immediately!" Father!"

"Father-in-law, please be calm and don't be impatient." Fatty Lu smiled bitterly, and said: "We are all one family, so you can speak slowly if you have anything to say, my son-in-law has already had someone prepare a change of clothes for my father-in-law, please father-in-law Go change clothes and take a bath first, and then my son-in-law will clean up your father-in-law."

"Come on, please wait for the Lord Hou to go to the back tent to change clothes." After finishing speaking, Fatty Lu didn't give the old traitor Shang a chance to defend himself, and immediately ordered a few unlucky guys to drag the old traitor Shang who was jumping, jumping and yelling into the back tent. Forcibly change his clothes and bathe him.Line Yu Xuan, Li Tianzhi and the others cheerfully pushed out Shang Lao's traitorous confidant, Jin Guang, "My lord, we still caught this."

"It turned out to be Mr. Jin." Fatty Lu didn't need to be so polite to Jin Guang who had plotted against him before, and said with a smile on his face, "Mr. Jin, are you all right? Last time in Guangzhou, I am grateful to you for taking care of me, but I have never forgotten it until now."

"Lord Lu, don't blame, everyone is their own master." Jin Guang smiled bitterly, and said helplessly: "If Master Lu refuses to forgive the students, he can immediately execute the students, and the students dare not complain."

"It's refreshing enough." Fatty Lu admired the golden light for being so calm and easy when he was about to die—at least a hundred times stronger than the Mangou prince Jieshu.At that moment, Fatty Lu smiled and said: "But Mr. Jin, don't worry, I won't kill you. On the contrary, after the war is over, I will let you go back and let you send a letter to Prince Pingnan. Mr. Jin also You can go to change clothes and have a meal first, and then go to see Prince Pingnan later, and see if the prince has anything to say for the gentleman to take back to Guangdong."

"Lord Xie Lu." Jin Guang heaved a sigh of relief, quickly thanked him honestly, and let the soldiers of the Fat Man Army escort him down to change clothes and eat.Taking advantage of this opportunity, Line Yuxuan grabbed Fatty Lu, dragged Fatty Lu to a corner of the tent, and asked in a low voice with a smile: "Fatty man, I helped you catch the old thief Shang Kexi, and helped you set up a Geseki!" Gong, how do you thank me?"

"How can I thank you?" Fatty Lu smiled bitterly, and replied in a low voice: "How about this, I will buy you some more beautiful girls as maids, and let them be dowry maids in the future to serve your future husband-in-law together with you. right?"

"Die you!" Line Yu Xuan was furious, and he punched and kicked Fatty Lu.

In any case, after the old traitor Shang was captured alive on the battlefield, in the long run, it is still unpredictable for Fatty Lu, but there are still many benefits in the short term. After showing the old traitor's armor and announcing that the old traitor had been captured alive by the army, even after the defeat, the main force of the Qing army in Guangdong, whose strength was still far above that of the fat army, suddenly collapsed, and took the initiative without the fat army. Withdrew for [-] miles, retreated all the way to the village on the west side of Zhongshandu, changed into soldiers' clothes, escaped from birth, Shang Zhidian, the sixth son of the old traitor Shang Zhidian, although he also fled back to the camp of his own army, but the Qing army already had the heart of the army Da Ju, not to mention Shang Zhidian, who is not outstanding in talent, even if Shang Zhixin, whose courage is not inferior to that of the old traitor Shang, is present, there is absolutely no way to recover from this meeting. The crisis of Wu Jun's East Army is finally Then the danger turned to safety.

Contrary to the demoralized Qing army in Guangdong, Fatty's army was full of drums and music, and everyone from top to bottom was smiling and celebrating their own army's victory. Only Fatty Lu was frowning and helpless. There is no other reason, the traitor Shang is on a hunger strike!In the Wu army camp, the old traitor Shang not only refused to eat a mouthful of food or drink a mouthful of water, but also threatened that he would rather die of a hunger strike than be taken to be humiliated in front of the old traitor Wu—if the old man was really starved in his own camp If he dies, Fatty Lu, the son-in-law, will have no way to explain to the world in the future.

In desperation, the filial son-in-law, Fatty Lu, had no choice but to kowtow in front of the old traitor Shang with the food and wine to admit his mistake, begging the old traitor Shang to eat and drink, but unfortunately the old traitor Shang has made up his mind, no matter how much Fatty Lu pleads, he just refuses to open his mouth to eat Even if Fatty Lu sent someone to pry open his teeth and force food into his mouth, he would spit it out immediately, and even bit several soldiers who fed him. Fatty Lu stared blankly, Always helpless.

In fact, Fatty Lu didn’t expect that his hardcore traitor father-in-law would succumb to him and order the Guangdong army to surrender to the Wu army—even if the old traitor Shang was willing to issue this order, Shang Zhixin who stayed in Guangdong might not listen to him.Fatty Lu didn't expect to exchange Old Traitor Shang for rewards from Traitor Wu, even if Traitor Wu gave more rewards, Fatty Lu's infamy would not be reduced by half.At present, Fatty Lu just hopes that the old traitor Shang will live, as long as he lives until Jin Guang sends the letter to Shang Zhixin, and let Shang Zhixin make the dilemma for himself. Even if Fatty Lu had to kill this hardcore traitor with his own hands, Fatty Lu wouldn't even bat an eyelid.But right now, the old traitor Wu hadn't raised the banner of righteousness, and the disaster hadn't had time to lead to Shang Zhixin. The old traitor Shang died of a hunger strike in Fatty's barracks.

"Father-in-law, you can eat a little." Fatty Lu bowed and bowed while holding the food and drink, and said with a mournful face: "Father-in-law, you are almost seventy years old, if you continue to stop eating or drinking like this, you will lose your food." If something goes wrong, how will my son-in-law explain it to Wan Yi? How will he explain it to the people of the world?"

"I just don't eat, I just don't drink." The old man Shang said through gritted teeth: "I just want to let the world know how shameless and despicable you are, you little bastard. Ambush and plot against your own father-in-law! I want everyone in the world to know how shameless and ungrateful you are! Let everyone in the world see clearly the sinful face of you little bastard!"

"Father-in-law, victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. What shame is it for you to lose at the hands of your own son-in-law?" Fatty Lu said with a wry smile: "On the contrary, people in the world will think that you, father-in-law, have a unique vision and have chosen a good son-in-law who is outstanding. .”

"I kicked you to death with one kick!" If it wasn't for his own soldiers, the traitor Shang would definitely jump up and kick this shameless son-in-law to death, roaring: "I was blind back then, and I didn't kill you, you little bastard! You are slaughtered, so that our Shang family has a shameless traitor like you! I am sorry to the heaven and earth, and I am sorry to the people of the Eight Banners of the Qing Dynasty! Now I regret it so much that my intestines are green!"

"Fuck you, shame on your face!" Fatty Lu also became angry, and threw the food and drink in his hand on the old man's face and body, roaring: "Old traitor, are you crazy? Do you think I really don't care?" Dare to kill you?! Don’t say anything else, just because of your crime of massacring 70 Han compatriots in Guangzhou, I want to cut you into pieces and put you to death! You are not relying on your daughter to be my wife, betting that I will not Do you dare to kill your old father-in-law? I tell you, I really drove me into a hurry, and I will kill you with one knife! If your daughter dares to make trouble, I will divorce her and let her go back and forth!"

"Okay! Very good!" The old traitor Shang was really stubborn, raised his head, and shouted: "Little brat, it's best to do it now and kill me! Use my head as a stepping stone for you to get promoted and get rich !"

"Killed you?" Fatty Lu suddenly grinned, and said, "No way! Not only will I not kill you, but I will use your name to present a table to the Emperor Mangou and scold the Emperor Mangou's ancestor eighteen Dai, announce that you are going to raise troops against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty! I also want everyone to spread the word, saying that after you, an old traitor, was captured alive by my son-in-law, in order to pray for your life, you took the initiative to kowtow to my son-in-law and beg for mercy like a dog. Even if you die, you will be left with an eternal infamy, and you will be infamous for thousands of years!"

"Little brat, how dare you!" The old man Shang turned pale with shock.

"Why don't I dare?" Fatty Lu sneered, and shouted: "Erlang, go and call Hong Xiguan, and let Hong Xiguan use his hands to remove the joints of this old traitor's jaw and limbs, Fill his mouth with rice porridge and ginseng soup! If he doesn’t eat it, turn his mouth to the sky and forcefully pour it into his mouth! I want to see how tough he can be!”

Xiao Erlang took the order to go away, but Fatty Lu smiled sinisterly at the furious old man Shang: "Old man, you are very angry, right? I tell you, if you want to take revenge, you can do it. Let me live. Now Prince Pingxi is trying to reconcile with you." The dog court negotiates peace, you are such an important prisoner, Prince Pingxi will not be willing to kill you like this, you still have the hope of returning to Guangdong! If you want to avenge me, I will live for you. If you die, you can die. There will never be a chance for revenge!" After that, Fatty Lu ignored the roar of the old traitor Shang, and went straight out of the military tent where the old traitor Shang was imprisoned, leaving Yu Xuan covering his mouth and laughing in front of the military tent. .

After returning to the big tent, Fatty Lu asked people to escort old Shang’s traitorous confidant master Jin Guang, threw a letter directly in front of Jin Guang, and shouted: “Go back and tell Shang Zhixin that the reason why Prince Pingnan entered Guangxi is because of the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi.” Jin Guangzu and Tong Yangju, the governor of Guangdong, were instigated by the remaining party. If Shang Zhixin had any filial piety, he would immediately cut off the two lackeys, Jin Guangzu and Tong Yangju, and use their heads to redeem Prince Pingnan. .Okay, you can go now."

"This kid is really ruthless. I arrested my father-in-law for being unfaithful and unfilial, and I also want to drag my uncle into the water and share the blame for him." Jin Guang muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word, just picked it up silently. In the letter to Shang Zhixin, Fatty Lu said cautiously: "Master Lu, you said you want the students to see the prince again, do you still want the students to see you now?"

"No need." Fatty Lu replied coldly: "I will never kill my own father-in-law. If he has anything to say, I will send someone to send a letter to Guangdong." Fatty's letter was escorted out of the camp by the soldiers of the Fatty Army, and returned to the Qing Army camp in Guangdong to report the letter.

"Damn it, just recite this infamy." Seeing Jin Guang limping away from his back, Fatty Lu muttered in a low voice, "Anyway, sooner or later, I will play the banner of Xinghan Mieman, even if I kill him." A traitor father-in-law can also be regarded as righteous and selfless. Sigh, it was really wrong to abduct a traitor’s daughter to be his wife in the past, but now he is in a dilemma, and the retribution has finally come.”

After finally making up his mind to completely turn against his wife and family, Fatty Lu finally relaxed and settled down to confront the main forces of the Qing army in Guangdong across the river, sticking to Baixia Ferry to prevent the main forces of the Qing army from crossing the river.On the second day after Jin Guang returned to the camp of the Qing army, the Qing army in Guangdong sent envoys to bring some clothes and food to the old traitor Shang, promising to withdraw troops and return to Guangdong immediately, withdraw from the occupied Guangxi city land, and asked Fatty Lu to ensure that The life of the old traitor is safe and he must not be pursued.Of course Fatty Lu agreed without hesitation, and also demanded that the Guangdong Qing army not disturb the people on the way out of Guangxi, and promised not to pursue them. The envoy of the Guangdong Qing army thanked them and returned to the camp to hand over the order.

On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, August 11, [-], the first firefight between the East Army of Pingxi Wangfu and the main force of Pingnan Wangfu ended. Thousands, self-injury is less than a thousand people.The main force of the Pingnan Palace was completely defeated, and they had no intention of fighting again, so they were forced to sign an alliance with the Pingxi Palace, and the whole army withdrew from Guangxi.As the news spread, the world shook, and the name of Lu Yifeng, the commander of the Yunnan-Guizhou army, as a despicable god of war, resounded throughout China!

At the same time, on the battlefield in Hunan, the main force of the Wu army led by the old traitor Wu personally broke through Yuezhou. middle.On the battlefield in Sichuan, the governor of Sichuan, Luo Sen, and the admiral, Zheng Jiaolin, were also forced to open the city gates of Chengdu and surrender under the pressure of Wu's troops approaching the city.

So far, the first phase of the Wu army's anti-Qing campaign has basically ended. Wu Sangui's army won the three fronts, not only annihilating the main force of the Qing army's Eight Banners in one fell swoop, but also conquering the three provinces of Guangxi, Pianyuan, and Sichuan in one fell swoop. 20!Facing a series of military victories by the Yunnan-Guizhou army, the Qing court was shaken up and down, and panicked all day long.The scholars of the Han people who cherished the pre-Ming saw a glimmer of hope against the Qing Dynasty and restored the Ming Dynasty. Countless literati took the initiative to contact Wu Jun and expressed their willingness to serve Wu Jun; Contact Wu Sangui, implore Wu Sangui to play the banner of anti-Qing and Fuming, and express his willingness to accept Wu Sangui's command and join hands with Wu Sangui to fight against Qing!

Behind the infinite scenery is a huge hidden worry. While the Yunnan-Guizhou army was attacking the city all the way, the ruler of the Qing Dynasty, who had an infinite manpower and material base and a huge strategic space, also quietly launched a series of dirty and dark counterattacks.Unfortunately, our Lu Yifeng Lu Sanhao Lu Fatty is an extremely important target in the counterattack plan of the Qing rulers...

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