scourge the qing dynasty

Chapter 159
Fatty Lu and his party carefully observed the terrain and mountains along the way. When they arrived at Sizhou Prefecture (now Cengong), Guizhou, where Wu Sangui's army and the Qing army faced each other head-on, it was already February 11, the 22th year of Kang Mazi of the Qing Dynasty.At the same time, about 15 of Oboi's main force had already arrived in Yuanzhou, and the pressure on Yuping Pass increased sharply. Xiao Erlang, Fang Shiyu and other bastards came directly to Yuping Pass again.

Holding the badge and official documents of Prince Pingxi's Mansion in his hand, he naturally entered Yuping Pass, which was under full martial law, and met Gao Dejie, a traitor and running dog he was quite familiar with, under the wall on the east side of Yuping Pass. , and Gao Hongchen, Gao Dejie's deputy leader.As soon as they met, Gao Dejie couldn't wait to ask: "Yifeng, why are you here? Is it possible that the prince is going to give up the strategy of luring the enemy into Guizhou for a decisive battle, and is preparing for a full-scale counterattack?"

"General Gao, in terms of charge and tactical command, I admire you so much." Fatty Lu flattered him first, and then said cautiously: "However, in terms of strategy, I still hope that General Gao can act cautiously and lure the enemy. The decisive battle in Guizhou is a comprehensive military strategy formulated by our Pingxi Palace based on various factors, and we have spent countless manpower and material resources on preparations for this, so is there any reason to change it at will?"

"Then why did the prince send you to Yuping Pass?" Gao Dejie asked with some disappointment.

"My lord concluded that the old thief Oboi would inevitably adopt a strategy of countering consumption, completely blockade Yunnan and Guizhou, and force our army to take the initiative to attack at the junction of Guizhou and Huguang, which is beneficial to Mangou." Fatty Lu replied honestly: "So the lord sent his officials Come to assist the general, see if there is any way to disrupt the wishful thinking of the old thief Oboi, and lure his main force into the decisive battle in the hinterland of Guizhou as soon as possible."

"Really?" Gao Dejie was even more disappointed, shaking his head and said: "However, Yifeng, you may have to make a futile trip this time, and that old bastard Aobai may not be so easily fooled."

Fatty Lu was startled, and asked the reason, but Gao Dejie didn't answer, but just pulled Fatty Lu to the top of the gate tower, put the western binoculars into Fatty Lu's hand, sighed and said, "Look for yourself, Oboi!" The main force of that old thing arrived in Yuanzhou the day before yesterday, what do you see his main force doing in the distance?"

Fatty Lu quickly raised his binoculars, and when he looked eastward carefully, he saw dust flying on the avenue east of Yuping Pass. About five or six miles away, countless Qing soldiers were carrying soil, picking stones, branches and corners of trees, digging ditches and digging. The fortifications are being urgently repaired, and the fortifications are extremely long, connecting Zhenyang River in the north and Dawei Mountain in the south, surrounding Yuping Pass, the east gate of Guizhou in an arc shape, showing that Wu Sangui's army must be completely sealed off in Yunnan and Guizhou Posture within the territory.

"See?" Gao Dejie said with a wry smile: "Actually, although I used force to snatch this Yuping pass back from Man Gou, as long as Man Gou's main force makes a full-scale attack, I will give up this pass immediately. The city has been fully withdrawn to the west, but the old thief Oboi refused to give me this opportunity. He would rather spend manpower and material resources to build another wall to completely block our eastward path, and he would not take the risk of attacking Yuping. Such an old cunning , what else do you use to lure him into Guizhou for a decisive battle?"

Seeing Oboi's actions, Fatty Lu felt a little guilty. He would rather be safe and build a wall to block the road. He would not even take the risk of attacking the Yuping Pass, which could be taken away. Oboi's old slippery head killed Mr. Wu The determination of the traitor can be seen. In front of such an old fox on the battlefield, can he be his opponent as a beginner in the battlefield?
"General Gao, don't worry." Fatty Lu said with a guilty conscience, "Oboi's old thief is only stronger on the battlefield, but the main reason to attract his main force to Guizhou is to start from the political level. My weak point is also my strong point, as long as General Gao can listen to the advice of the humble officer, and act according to the situation, he will surely be able to lure the enemy and fulfill the heavy entrustment entrusted to the general by the prince."

"Really?" Gao Dejie asked, "Then what are you going to do?"

With the cowhide blowing to this point, Fatty Lu had no way out, so he had no choice but to repeat the two rumors he had fabricated before, and asked Gao Dejie to order the soldiers to spread the word among the people, and then use the word of mouth among the people to sway the rumors. The morale of the army alienates the bad relationship between Oboi and Xiao Mazi.Although Gao Dejie felt that it was too unreliable to influence Oboi's strategic decisions by spreading rumors alone, but it didn't take much to spread a few rumors, so he still kept in mind that he summoned the generals at the grassroots level to spread rumors everywhere, and left Fatty Lu behind. Think hard on the wall.

"With Oboi's ability, even if he heard the rumors I spread, he would probably see through them at a glance and never be fooled." Fatty Lu thought hard in his heart, "And even if these two rumors are effective, the process must be very long. It can't be concentrated, and it will affect Oboi's strategic decision-making. It depends on luck and opportunities. I was the first to propose the strategy of luring the enemy into Guizhou for a decisive battle. It must not fail, otherwise I will have more and better strategies in the future Suggestion, old traitor Wu may not be able to obey, so this strategy can only succeed, not fail!"

"Is there any way to make Oboi change his strategic decision?" Sitting on the arrow stack on the wall, Fatty Lu scratched his head and scratched his bald scalp, "I don't have enough information, if I can get more information about the main force of the dog That's good, at least we need to find out who the generals who can affect Oboi's decision-making are, and then we can prescribe the right medicine, it seems that I should ask Gao Dejie to help me grab a few tongues to get information."

"Also, it's better to establish a communication channel with the Mangou army, so that we can implement counter-scheming and alienation schemes to disrupt the enemy, but what method should we use to establish a communication channel with the Mangou...?"

"Hurry up and report to General Zuo (Gao Dejie), a general from Mangou has arrived at the construction site!" The report from the lookout on the tower interrupted Fatty Lu's calculations. Seeing that there was an extra flat yellow flag on the Qing military construction site, and when he looked closely at the banner on the flag, Fatty Lu stood up suddenly - because on that big flag, there was a word "picture" to be impartial!

At this time, Gao Dejie's deputy, Gao Hongchen, had already rushed to the city wall, and raised his binoculars to observe the enemy's situation. Fatty Lu rushed up and asked, "General Hong Chen, do you know whose banner is that with pictures and characters?"

"Fuyuan General, Tuhai." Gao Hongchen replied casually: "I heard that it is a great scholar. Our detailed report said that this guy named Tuhai is also the deputy of the old thief Oboi."

"Tuhai? He didn't die? He appeared again?" Fatty Lu was surprised and delighted, he slapped his arrow stack and shouted happily: "God help me too! General Hong Chen, hurry up, give you a hard time, and send an envoy to shoot him Bai Qi negotiated with Man Gou in the past, and said that Lu Yifeng, the prefect of Qujing, asked General Fuyuan to come and answer."

"Lord Lu, what are you kidding?" Gao Hongchen was taken aback, "Tu Hai is a dog-like deputy commander, and would he take the risk to come over and answer you?"

"I dare to bet my head that he will definitely come!" Fatty Lu slapped his chest and said, "General Hong Chen, you can just send someone over to negotiate with Man Gou, and I will take care of it if something goes wrong! Come on, can we To complete the prince's order, it might fall on this Tuhai."

Gao Hongchen was skeptical, and Gao Dejie, who hurried to the city to observe the enemy's situation, was also skeptical, but he couldn't resist Fatty Lu's begging, and finally sent a cavalry with a loud voice to leave the customs, and trotted towards Tuhai at the mite Qing construction site with a white flag At the banner, Fatty Lu's request was loudly shouted from afar.What made Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen dumbfounded was that after the military envoy yelled the slogan, Tu Hai, who should have refused outright, rushed out as if he had been spat out, scaring the mite behind Tu Hai. The Qing cavalry and infantry were all in chaos, and they rushed up to stop Tu Hai.

With the help of the advanced European telescopes and open terrain in this era, both Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen could clearly see that the high-ranking Tu Hai looked like a madman on the horse, holding a whip and rushing towards the enemy who blocked him. The generals and soldiers whipped and beat, as if they were still yelling at each other. In the end, General Mite Qing had no choice but to call out a team of shieldmen, a large number of archers and musketeers, and trot over to Tuhai.Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly ordered the whole army to prepare in case the dogs took the opportunity to attack the city.Fatty Lu did not know where he found a copper trumpet, and held it in his hand, ready to shout - by the way, he took a few sips from the water hyacinth to moisten his throat. He was very well prepared, and he didn't know what to say to Tuhai. what.

"Lu Yifeng! Dog thief! Dog thief—!" Tuhai's team was at least a mile away from the wall, and Tuhai's hysterical roar had already spread far above the wall of Yuping Pass, "Dog Thief! Lu Yifeng, get off me! I want to fight you to the death! Avenge my wife! Avenge my son! Avenge my poor daughter!"

"You two generals, what are you doing looking at me like that?" Fatty Lu was a little embarrassed, and asked Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen, who had weird expressions, "Don't listen to nonsense, you think I seem to be the kind Is it the person who attacked the dog woman?"

"Elephant!" Gao Dejie and Gao Hongchen answered in unison, very crisply.Fatty Lu was speechless, and almost wanted to find a mirror to look at himself, to see if he really looked like a criminal.
"Lu Yifeng, dog thief! Dog thief!" The roar was getting closer and closer, preferably almost at the farthest range of bows and muskets, and Tuhai's horse was finally pulled by General Mite Qing, and Mite Qing's long shield His hands quickly formed a shield formation to protect Tuhai, and the other troops also quickly lined up, drawing bows and arrows, setting up muskets and aiming at the closed door, so as to prevent the cavalry of the Wu army from suddenly rushing out--Gao Dejie is best at cavalry assaults. The garrison of Qingyuan Prefecture has experienced it before.But Tu Hai turned a blind eye to these things, and just roared with blood-red eyes, "Lu Yifeng! Thief! Get out! Get out for me!"

"Tutang, don't shout, I'm right here." Fatty Lu stood out of the arrow stack, shook the copper horn at Tuhai, and shouted very affectionately: "Tutang, are you safe here? I haven't seen you in three years , Tutang is still as good as before, with high spirits, I am so happy! Ah, damn it, I forgot to greet Tutang, I really deserve to die."

As he said that, Fatty Lu actually saluted Tu Hai on the closed wall, but Tu Hai was so angry that his eyes burst into flames, and he yelled frantically: "You dog thief! Don't pretend to do this to me, Get off! I will fight you for [-] rounds, cut you into pieces, strip you alive, and avenge my wife and children!"

"Tutang, what happened to your wife and children?" Fatty Lu was full of surprise, and asked loudly with concern: "What happened to Zhongtang's wife? What happened to Zhongtang's son and miss? What happened? , tell me quickly!"

Tu Hai almost vomited blood because of Fatty Lu's tired and lazy appearance, and couldn't help but yelled: "You dog thief! Don't do this to me! My wife was killed by you, and my sons and daughters were sent to the Ning Guta was enslaved by armored men, his son starved to death in the ice and snow, his daughter Yaliqi..., Yaliqi she...."

"What happened to Miss Yaliqi?" Fatty Lu asked very nervously: "What happened to her? Where is she now? Are you doing well?"

"Dog thief!" Tu Hai almost went mad with anger, he was about to rush forward to chop up Fatty Lu into dumpling stuffing, but fortunately the surrounding general Mi Qing desperately stopped him, "Tu Tang, you can't, you can't!"

"Ha, is your full dog here today?" Fatty Lu was secretly happy, but asked in surprise: "There is one more thing, Tutang, Humble has always been loyal to Qing Dynasty, especially to you old man." There is a lot of awe, and you have never offended me in the slightest, so why are you so viciously cursing the humble official regardless of your status? How did the humble official offend you?"

"Also!" Fatty Lu raised the copper trumpet to his mouth again, and shouted loudly: "Tutang, you said that your lowly position caused your wife to fall into the well and your children to suffer misfortune. What is the reason? When I met you, I was just a seventh-rank county magistrate with sesame and mung beans, but you were a first-rank middle hall among the ministers, a scholar at the court, how did the humble job hurt you? How did it hurt you?! "

"Tutang, please tell me, how did the humble officer frame you? Tell me?! Please the brothers of the Pingxi Palace and the soldiers of the Qing Dynasty who are under Guanxi be a witness. If you, Tutang, can tell how the humble officer framed you Yours, show the evidence! Then, you don’t need to do anything with Tutang, Lu Yifeng will jump off the wall right now, hit his head to death, and apologize to you! Otherwise, please spit at each of the brothers in Pingxi Palace, and drown me now die!"

"Tutang, tell me—! Cough, cough, cough...!"

Because of shouting too loudly, Fatty Lu's voice was almost hoarse, and he couldn't help coughing violently, so he quickly grabbed the water hyacinth and started to drink it again.But Tu Hai almost went mad with anger - Fatty Lu used Shunzhi to become a monk to frame himself, can he say it in public?If this secret is leaked, then there will be chaos in the world, and Xiao Mazi will cut himself into pieces again?
"Tutang, why don't you say anything?" Fatty Lu held the copper horn in one fat hand, pointed at Tuhai with the other, and shouted hoarsely, "Tutang, why didn't you say anything? If you take Show evidence to prove that I harmed you, and I will commit suicide to apologize to you now! If not, I would not dare to ask Mr. Zhongtang for my humble position. I just ask Mr. Zhongtang not to slander the lower officials! The murder of Oboi by a thief is not a rebellion, let alone a conspiracy. In the future, when our Yungui soldiers kill Oboi as a thief, the lowly position will still be under your command! We will also serve as officials in the same court as you!"

"Dog thief!" Tu Hai yelled again, but his arrogance was far less crazy and arrogant than before - what arrogance is there if he is not justified or strong?The generals and soldiers around Tuhai all looked at each other in blank dismay. They really didn't understand what happened to their deputy commander. They went crazy when they heard Lu Yifeng's name. When they really saw him, they couldn't say a word about Chou Yinmao. What is it for?
"Ah!" After shouting here, Fatty Lu suddenly remembered something again, and shouted loudly: "Tutang, I remember you. Could it be that you said that I hurt you because of the blood letter that I dedicated to the emperor about you?" ? That’s why the emperor put you in the prison? Tutang, tell me, is it because of the blood letter?”

"It's good that you know!" Tu Hai couldn't help shouting.

"Just admit it." Fatty Lu showed a sinister smile, and quickly shouted again: "Tutang, then you can't blame me, you have nothing to spy on some royal secrets? It's about the secrets of the Tianjiamen, you run away Spy and inquire, what is it if you are not looking for death? Tutang, this is your own harm, how can you blame the humble job?!"

"Fart!" Tu Hai was furious again, and roared, "You fabricated that bloody book to frame me! You bastard, thief! Where did I, Tu Hai, recruit you and provoke you? You actually used such a shameless trick to frame me?!"

"Tutang, please pay attention to your identity! Don't hurt anyone!" Fatty Lu jumped three feet high and shouted: "Tutang, you can tell your conscience, if the blood book I dedicated to the emperor is fake , Why did the emperor put you in prison? Why did he exile your wife and children to Ninggu Pagoda and serve as slaves to armored men?! Today, the emperor will treat you like this because of a fake blood letter?!"

Tu Hai was speechless again, but Fatty Lu growled more and more vigorously, "Tu Tang, you have nothing to say, right? Feel your conscience again, if the blood letter is fake, Mr. Oboi Why did the thief save you from the dungeon and entrust you with a heavy responsibility?! Tutang, in fact, you should thank me, if I didn’t dedicate that blood letter to the emperor, you would be where you are today?!”

"Brother Lu, what exactly is written on that blood book?" Gao Dejie couldn't help asking curiously.

"General Gao asked a good question." Fatty Lu took the opportunity to shout: "Brothers in Yungui, soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, General Gao just asked, what is written in the bloody letter mentioned in the picture? Alright, brothers from Yunnan and Guizhou, soldiers from the Qing Dynasty, I, Lu Yifeng, believe that you must also be curious about what is written in the mysterious blood book that Tutang mentioned—you say, don’t you?”

Countless soldiers and generals on both sides of the war nodded their heads, and many people agreed softly.Fatty Lu yelled again: "Brothers, soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, since you want to know, I will tell you that there is a royal secret written in that blood letter—!"

"I can't say it!" Tu Hai turned pale with shock, and blurted out: "You dog thief, if you don't want to die even worse, just shut up for me!"

"No, you don't want me to say it, I just want to say it." Fatty Lu also yelled, "Today I want to invite the brothers from Yunnan and Guizhou, as well as the soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, to do me justice, and see if it's you I harmed myself, or I, Lu Yifeng, harmed you Tutang."

"Shut up—!" Tu Hai yelled out of his wits.

"Brothers, listen up!" Fatty Lu simply jumped onto the arrow stack, raised the horn in his hand and shouted frantically: "The royal secret that the Tang secretly spy on in the picture is—the current Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty is actually Oboi and Emperor Kangxi." The Empress Dowager's illegitimate son!"

"Wow!" Countless generals and soldiers under Tu Hai's command exclaimed, and countless people were so shocked that their jaws almost fell to the ground.

"You fart!" Tuhai almost fainted, struggling to shout: "Fart! Fart! I didn't say that, I didn't say that!"

"Brothers, soldiers!" Fatty Lu didn't care to ask, but just yelled: "Now you should understand? The hall in the picture was kicked into the palace because he knew that Emperor Kangxi was the illegitimate son of the old thief Oboi. Heavenly Prison, the sons and daughters were sent to Ninggu Pagoda as slaves! It is also because of this that the Tutang was reused by the old thief Oboi. Because the old thief Aobai knew that the end was coming, he deliberately reused the Tutang and left the Tutang. Living witness!"

"Fart! Fart! You fart!" Tu Hai was so angry that he could no longer see any color on his face, and kept yelling at Fatty Lu for farting.

"Tutang, you don't have to admit it!" Fatty Lu summoned up his last bit of strength, and asked hoarsely: "Then tell yourself, if you didn't find out that the emperor is Oboi's illegitimate son, why did the emperor ask him to give up his name?" Are you in the sky prison? Why did the old thief Oboi want to drag you out of the sky prison and use you again?! Say it yourself, isn’t that so!”

Tuhai turned around for a while, opened his mouth and wanted to curse, but suddenly his throat was sweet, he couldn't help spurting out a mouthful of blood, fell down on his horse, frightened the surrounding generals and soldiers into chaos, hurriedly rescued him Standing up, leaning on the horse, fleeing in the midst of the roar of laughter from the generals of the Wu army—of course, at the same time, it is natural that Tu Hai said that Kangxi Xiaomazi was the illegitimate son of Oboi, which was also deeply engraved on his mind. In the minds of these Qing army generals and soldiers, it has become a profound memory that will never be forgotten in their lives.

"Haha, when this rumor spreads in the army of dogs, old man Oboi will have a good life." Looking at the embarrassment of the Qing army who was scolded by him and fled, Fatty Lu was very proud and couldn't help it. Shaking his head, he boasted and praised, "Oh, even I am afraid of myself. In such a short period of time, I was able to figure out such a rumor, and I also took advantage of the fact that Tu Haimangou couldn't explain it, Oboi This time it is definitely the yellow mud that fell off the crotch, and it is either dead or dead."

"Brother Lu, be careful." Gao Dejie suddenly reminded loudly.

"What are you careful about?" Fatty Lu, who was standing on the arrow stack on the closed wall with both feet, froze. When he turned his head again, Fatty Lu felt his feet slipped, and fell to the closed wall while screaming, "Help!"

"Be careful!" Gao Dejie yelled, reached out and grabbed Fatty Lu by the back of his clothes, and finally caught Fatty Lu who fell off the wall.Fatty Lu breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed: "Thank God, God is still open, good people have good rewards, and Tu Hai almost lost both."

With a sound of "哗啦", God really opened his eyes. Fatty Lu hadn't finished talking to himself, but the back of Fatty Lu's clothes cracked, and he fell heavily off the wall.Gao Dejie, Gao Hongchen, Xiao Erlang and the others were scared out of their wits, and when they hurriedly probed out to observe the situation, they saw that Fatty Lu happened to fall into a mud that was silted up by rain, splashing mud all over his body, and he was also rolling in the mud Moaning, screaming like howling, "God, you don't open your eyes! How can you let a good person like me and a running dog like Tu Hai suffer from both sides?!"

(End of this chapter)