doctor magician

Chapter 55
Xiao Ying waved his hand again to signal him not to speak, and then said: "You went to the city hospital first, and the doctor did a lot of tests on you, saying that you have liver tuberculosis. So you were hospitalized and took medicine for almost a month , but it didn’t work. The condition got worse, the doctor did an ascites test, and said it wasn’t tuberculosis, and the specific cause was unclear, so they could only give you symptomatic treatment.”

"That's right, these quack doctors, they treated me if they couldn't explain clearly, and I treated them honestly, but it didn't get better after taking it for a long time, so I transferred to the hospital in a fit of anger."

"You were transferred to the Army Military Region Hospital," Xiao Ying interrupted him, and continued, "The doctor also suspected diffuse tuberculosis in the liver at first. After the doctor's consultation, he suspected it was liver cancer, so you were transferred to the Provincial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Treated with traditional Chinese medicine ...

"Yeah, I was terrified. They said it was liver cancer. I said I never had any disease. How could I get cancer so well!"

Xiao Ying said directly: "After the doctor of the Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine treated you for a period of time, the effect was not obvious, and at the same time, a lump the size of a walnut appeared on your upper left abdominal wall. The results of the examination revealed that it was metastatic cancer on the abdominal wall."

"That's right, the cancer in the front hasn't been ruled out yet, and another one popped up in the back. It scared me so much that I couldn't eat well and couldn't sleep well. I lost dozens of catties..."

"You stayed in the hospital for more than a month. The doctor gave you treatment for the abdominal mass and ascites, and they all disappeared. However, dozens of subcutaneous lumps the size of soybeans and the size of pigeon eggs appeared on your flanks and left lower abdomen. "

The fat man was full of surprises and exclaimed: "Half fairy, you are really a living fairy! It's like seeing it with your own eyes. It's not wrong at all. I asked the doctor that although you cured the lump in my stomach, such a lump appeared again. What a lump, you are breaking it into pieces!"

Having been reading Luo Shuxiang with a straight face and dull eyes, he burst out laughing.

Xiao Ying was surprised and delighted, this was the first time he saw Luo Shuxiang smiling, turned his head to look, but Luo Shuxiang's smile had long since disappeared, and he returned to his zombie-like appearance, continuing to look at the book with dull eyes.

The fat man also heard the laughter, scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and said, "It sounds funny now, but I couldn't really laugh at that time. I was about to cry because I had cancer! They gave me I have been treated like this, and I don’t trust them anymore. So, I was transferred to another hospital. I heard that the oncology department of the Provincial Second People’s Hospital has the best medical skills, so I transferred here..."

"The doctors here also said it was cancer."

"Yes, I was transferred here. The doctor also said it was cancer, but it didn't work after a week of treatment. I was very anxious. I chatted with those patients in the oncology department these days. Among them was an old monk who was the abbot of the temple. He told me that there was a half-immortal surnamed Xiao at the square station of the railway station, and his fortune-telling and healing were very accurate. He said that his disease was cured by you, and he had been misdiagnosed before. He also said that you were very kind-hearted and donated five statues to the temple. What about Tibetan King Bodhisattva?"

Xiao Ying couldn't help laughing when he heard it, this monk was obviously Abbot Mingtong, he never thought that this master abbot would actually promote it for him in the hospital.This is also good, word of mouth among patients can promote their own popularity.

The fat man went on to say, "At first, I was skeptical when the monk told me that. Then there was an aunt surnamed Tian who was in business, and she also said that her husband's illness was calculated by Master Xiao as not being cancer, so he saved his life." I still don't really believe in things like fortune-telling and healing, but in the end I completely believed that it was an official wife who decided to come to you."

"Mrs. Guan?" Xiao Ying couldn't remember who it was for a moment.

"Yeah, she happened to come to the hospital that day for a transfer operation, and her husband was transferred to a psychiatric hospital. It seemed to be the director, surnamed Zhao. At that time, I was complaining to someone that my illness could not be cured. This is the director of Zhao. My wife heard it and told me to come to you. She said that just a few days ago, you told another fortune teller in this aisle that he would have a bloody disaster soon, and the fortune teller was in the oncology department I was stabbed to death with a knife, and when I heard that it was so miraculous, I hurried to find you."

Xiao Ying didn't expect Mrs. Zhao to point Fatty to come to him for fortune-telling and medical treatment.Is it to repay your own advice?

The fat man kept making bows and said, "Half Immortal, please advise me, how should I treat my illness?"

Xiao Ying said: "I can guide you to cure your illness completely, but the cost is a bit expensive, would you like it?"

When the fat man heard that he could be cured, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, but when he heard the following words, his smile disappeared immediately, and he asked nervously, "How much does it cost?"

Xiao Ying said in a faint voice, "1000 yuan."

"No way, what a ghost?" The fat man twitched, "This alley is only three to five yuan for fortune-telling. I think if it is increased by ten times, three to fifty yuan will be a big deal!"

"Then go find them to tell your fortune!"

"They count well, so I won't come to you." The fat man grimaced, grabbed his clothes and shook, and said pitifully, "Xiao Banxian, please, take pity on me. I'm a poor man, a laid-off worker." , I don’t have much money, I just rely on the laid-off salary of 80 yuan a month, and I have to support my wife and children, and I rely on going to the vegetable market every day to pick up vegetables and leaves to get by.

Speaking of sadness, the eye circles are red.

Xiao Ying sneered and said with a sneer: "Boss, you have opened two private companies and are still crying poor? You have eaten so many caterpillar fungus and ginseng, and you may have spent tens of thousands of expensive medicines alone. These things fell from the sky. What? Besides, your fat body is not something laid-off workers can afford. You just said that you fell ill when you came back from a business trip, and the laid-off workers are still on a business trip? Did you lie to me?"

The fat man stared at Xiao Ying dumbfounded, then slapped his forehead suddenly, smiled embarrassingly and said, "I'm such a bastard, why would I lie to a demigod!"

It turned out that the fat man was actually a wealthy businessman.But very stingy.Because he knew that his illness was cancer, he went to Xiao Ying for a fortune-telling, because he was afraid that Xiao Ying would take the opportunity to extort money and extort money, so he pretended to be a poor man, but Xiao Ying saw through it at a glance.

Xiao Ying couldn't tell at first, but he felt that he was so fat in such a poor life, it might be puffiness and edema or something.But after looking up his medical records, I found out that this fat man is the boss of two companies, and during the treatment in the traditional Chinese medicine hospital, he took tens of thousands of yuan of nourishing medicines such as Cordyceps sinensis and ginseng, so he knew it was a fake.

The fat man salivated and said to Xiao Ying: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll give you an apology. However, this 1000 yuan is indeed too expensive, can it be less?"

"Your doctor diagnosed cancer. Do you think 1000 yuan is too much to cure your cancer?"

The fat man blushed immediately, scratched his head and said, "Well, half-immortal, can you have less? A discount, you only need a few words, don't bother."

Xiao Ying hugged his shoulders and said with a sneer: "If you don't pretend to be a poor person to lie to me, but come to me directly, I will charge you up to three 500 yuan. But if you intend to lie to me, of course I won't be polite, so you If your disease is reduced by 1000, you can hire another expert.”

Judging from the medical records, this fat man is not destined to die. However, he had to go to the hospital several times after that, and spent tens of thousands of dollars. Finally, it was found out that the real cause was not cancer, and he was finally cured. Understand.In other words, the advice Xiao Ying gave him shortened his treatment process, allowing him to save tens of thousands of dollars in medical expenses in subsequent hospital transfers.

Because the fat man is not a mortal person, there is no need to donate to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. The other party is a rich man, so he can give a little more. Originally, it would be enough to charge two or three hundred yuan, but Xiao Ying was angry because the fat man pretended to be a poor man to cheat I am a stingy rich businessman.He remembered Lu Xun's famous saying "The richer you are, the more you will not relax." So he felt very upset, so he asked for 300 yuan.

The fat man tossed and begged for a long time, Xiao Ying got upset and said: "To tell you the truth, your disease is not cancer, but only I can tell you how to know it is not cancer, other doctors will not know. Just for this, just It's worth 1000 yuan!"

When the fat man heard it, his body shook violently, and he heard a click under his buttocks, and the last good chair was also smashed by his buttocks.

(End of this chapter)