doctor magician

Chapter 5 Mu Xiu Yu Lin
The fat woman was very happy to see that her words were approved by the fortune-teller, and triumphantly spat out another melon seed shell at Huangbanya porter, saying: "Did you hear that? If you don't have any intractable diseases, don't make trouble here. A fortune teller is not something you can joke about, it's a psychic."

The porter Huang Banya smiled embarrassingly and said, "Then, then I don't count, I really don't have any illnesses."

The fat woman raised her head and glanced at the people around her again: "Which one of you has a disease that cannot be cured by the hospital? Please take a look at this big brother, let us see if he is really capable, is he really accurate?" !"

The onlookers all smiled and shook their heads and said they were not sick.

The old lady suddenly remembered something, slapped her forehead and said: "I remember, the man from Aunt Tian's family who sells snail snacks has been in the hospital for half a year. Is she coming to see it?"

The fat woman said: "His man is almost dying in the hospital, how did he come here!"

Xiao Ying finally spoke: "The patient doesn't need to come in person, just tell me the patient's name, place of origin, date of birth in the Gregorian calendar, and preferably the hospital where he is currently hospitalized, and I can calculate for him what kind of disease it is. , how to treat it."

The onlookers looked at each other, feeling it was unbelievable, and the old lady stared at Xiao Ying with widened eyes: "Are you telling the truth or...?"

Xiao Ying patted the pile of money in front of him, and said, "I made a mistake, and I paid ten yuan instead."

"But people's fortune-telling always asks for the date of birth in the lunar calendar. Why do you ask for the date of birth in the Gregorian calendar?"

The reason is very simple, because the hospital's medical records use the Gregorian calendar to record the date of birth, not the lunar calendar, let alone the hour.Of course Xiao Ying would not explain it this way, but said: "My fortune-telling is different from others. I only need the date of birth in the Gregorian calendar. If she wants to do the calculation, then she can do it!"

The fat woman immediately stood up happily and said, "Okay, I'll call Aunt Tian right now, she's in the shop, she just came back from the hospital to deliver food." After saying that, she ran away in a hurry.

As soon as I heard that someone came to test the fortune teller wearing sunglasses who claimed to be inaccurate and paid money, many people came to join in the fun, even including a few fortune tellers who set up stalls nearby.

A fortune-teller looked at the words on his white cloth slip and said with a sneer, "Is it possible to pay ten yuan? Look at this bullshit, it's almost going to heaven."

Another fortune teller said, "It must be because we are jealous of making money from fortune telling, and want to lie in this muddy water. I made this stunt to attract people's attention."

"If you don't really know fortune-telling, you can only fool around. If he is so big at fooling around, then there is no limit. I really want to see how he loses money and walks away in desperation."

Xiao Ying ignored it, and just sat cross-legged, looking mysterious and unpredictable.

After a while, the fat woman brought Aunt Tian, ​​the proprietress of the snail snack, to Xiao Ying's stall.

Aunt Tian seemed very reluctant, and kept talking: "I'm busy, I have to go back to the hospital, my man is waiting for me to take care of him, I don't have time for fortune-telling..."

"Just a few words won't waste your time, so I'll let you test whether he's accurate. He said, if you're sick, you can pay ten yuan! I've been on this street for so long, and I haven't seen a fortune teller yet." If you dare to boast like him, you must have the ability. I can tell that he looks like an expert. If you really meet an expert, isn't it a blessing for your man? He will give you advice, Maybe it will cure your man's illness, which you can't even find with a lantern."

I don't know if she was moved by the fat woman's words, Aunt Tian finally squatted down in front of the hexagram stall, looked at Xiao Ying, and said, "Can you really tell what's wrong with my man?"

Xiao Ying nodded slowly, and said: "Try it, I'm wrong, I'll pay you ten yuan, if I'm right, I can teach you how to cure your man's illness. But there is an extra charge for giving advice."

"If you really give advice on how to cure my man's illness, I will thank you for 100 yuan!"

Hearing Xiao Ying speak so confidently, Aunt Tian couldn't help being tempted, thinking of her husband's pain, and thinking that if the man really died of illness, it would be a disaster. Thinking about the consequences, she felt afraid, so she blurted out the promise.

In the early 100s, 90 yuan was equivalent to half a month's salary for ordinary people.

An onlooker fortune teller, wearing a long-sleeved shirt on a hot day, sneered at this and said: "We tell people's fortunes, two or three yuan for one divination, and five or ten yuan at most. Great unity. Hehe, I have seen many greedy people, but I have never seen such a greedy person."

"People's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants." Another fortune teller echoed.

"That's what I said. Posting ten yuan upside down is a bait. When someone is hooked, I'll try to cheat him out of a lot of money."

Xiao Ying ignored the cynicism of these fortune tellers, and said to Aunt Tian: "First tell me what your husband's name is, and where is his birthplace? The date of birth in the Gregorian calendar."

"My husband's name is Zhuo Daqi. He is from this city. He was born on July [-], [-]. He lives in the Oncology Department of the Provincial Second People's Hospital."

Xiao Ying searched the national hospital medical record database in his mind, and quickly found the patient's medical record.After a brief browsing, I became confident, deliberately calculated, and said: "I can tell you exactly what your husband's illness is, and I can give you some tips to help him cure it. I know you don't believe me, so how about it, you can Give the money for guiding the maze to this aunt, and she will keep it, and give it to me after the illness is cured. ——By the way, this aunt, may I ask your name?" Xiao Ying asked the fat woman.

The fat woman said: "I'm a dragon, my house is in this alley, and there is no one in this alley who doesn't know me."

Aunt Tian smiled hurriedly and said, "Director Long is the director of the women's committee in our neighborhood. He is very enthusiastic."

Xiao Ying murmured in his heart that the director of the women's committee is supposed to be a member of the government, but he actually helped himself, a fortune teller.She must have believed in fate herself.

Earlier, Director Long, the fat woman, heard a few fortune tellers talking in private, and her heart began to beat a little. She squinted at Xiao Ying, observed the changes in his face, and saw if he was cheating money.But after hearing Xiao Ying's words, he immediately felt that this person was the real master. He was really confident and kept the money in his own safekeeping. Possibility of cheating money.

Hearing the cynicism from the fortune tellers, Director Long stood up, pointed at them with his hands on his hips, and shouted, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? We are enemies, aren't we? If you have the ability, you do the calculations, and you earn the money." Ah. My husband said to put the money in me and I will take care of it, and only get the money when I am cured. Is this still a scam? Are you capable of cheating like this?"

There are hundreds of fortune-tellers in this alley, each doing their own thing. If Xiao Ying was honest with his fortune-telling, they would generally not come over to run on him, but Xiao Ying put up an eye-catching sign, claiming that it is not allowed to count backwards. Ten yuan, which broke the balance among fortune tellers.In their view, Xiao Ying's move is unfair competition.Because no fortune teller dares to promote himself like this.

The so-called Mu Xiu Yu Lin Feng will destroy him, he is so ostentatious, of course other fortune tellers can't see it, they deliberately watch him lively, and even try to drive him away.

It's just that all the fortune tellers on this street know this warm-hearted female director, including the hottest fortune-teller who wears long sleeves on a hot day, and Director Long is also familiar with her, knowing that she is a domineering woman. Dare to provoke, and smiled embarrassingly: "We also have good intentions, and advise Aunt Tian to be careful of being deceived."

"Who cheated other people's money? You know it in your heart. Do you want me to tell you?"

These booing fortune tellers have all been approached to refund money because of inaccurate calculations. Director Long knew about these things, and immediately said with a sneer.

The long-sleeved fortune-teller and the others didn't dare to speak anymore when they saw that the fire was directed at them.

Director Long threw a melon seed in his mouth and cracked it open. The melon seed shell spit out at the feet of the long-sleeved fortune-teller. He gave them another look, then turned and said to Aunt Tian who was squatting in front of the stall: " How about it? You can tell me, let me keep the money, and I will give him the money only after he cured your husband's illness according to the method he instructed."

Aunt Tian really spent a lot of money on her husband's illness, but she would never give up when she saw hope.Seeing what Xiao Ying said with such certainty, he couldn't help feeling a little more hopeful, and quickly said with a smile on his face, "Okay, okay, let's say it like this. Sir, do the math."

Xiao Ying nodded, began to pinch his fingers and pretended to count, and muttered in his mouth.In my mind, I was carefully reading Aunt Tian's husband's medical records.

Aunt Tian and Director Long looked at Xiao Ying nervously. After more than ten minutes passed, he was still pinching his fingers without any movement.

The long-sleeved fortune teller couldn't help but sneered again and began to sneer: "I've revealed my secrets, I can't pretend anymore, I have no idea in my stomach, and I am thinking about how to lie."

Director Long was also beating drums in his heart, so he didn't reprimand the long-sleeved fortune-teller this time.

Aunt Tian's face was full of anticipation, she hoped that Xiao Ying could really give her advice and cure her husband's illness.

Finally, Xiao Ying spoke: "Your husband's illness is not very good. Tell me in public. I can tell you alone. Whether it is right or not is up to you to judge."

Upon hearing this, the long-sleeved fortune-teller smiled triumphantly: "Hahaha, thank goodness he figured it out. It's easier to fool one person than to fool everyone."

Director Long also looked at Xiao Ying with some displeasure, and was about to speak, but Aunt Tian's expression changed, and she hurriedly said hello, went around to Xiao Ying's side, knelt down and put her ear close to her.

Director Long and the others couldn't help muttering in their hearts, is it true that her husband has a disease that cannot be told to others?Certain diseases cannot be talked about in public.

Xiao Ying moved his mouth closer, and said in Aunt Tian's ear: "Your husband was hospitalized because of obstructive jaundice at first, and later he was diagnosed with cancer of the head of the pancreas!"

Aunt Tian shook her body, turned her head to look at him, and said in a low voice, "How did you know? Impossible! My husband's doctor only told me and didn't tell anyone!"

(End of this chapter)