Abandoned farmer: take cute baby to farm

Chapter 282
"Fuck off, what do you know about a brat whose hair hasn't even grown mushy yet."

Here Jiang Ruyue has not had time to leave.

The second fool by the stream said: "Oh, everyone, come and see, what is this bright yellow thing?"

Jiang Xiaoqiang was young, looked at the muddy thing and said displeasedly: "Second Silly Uncle, this must be your shit, right?"

"Get lost." After saying that, Ersha kicked Jiang Xiaoqiang.

Followed by curiosity.

Liu Shi pulled Jiang Ruyue and the little guy to follow the villagers to the stream.

Wait until everyone walks in to have a look.

Ersha is holding a bastard in his hand at this time.

But this bastard is weirdly ruthless.

The size of an adult's palm.

Mouth full of sharp teeth.

At this time, there is still a small fish that has not been eaten in his mouth.

After washing with stream water.

This bastard shell is golden.

As if a layer of gold powder had been applied, the sun shone brightly.

Very dazzling.

"Look, there are words on it!" Jiang Ruyue pointed with her sharp eyes.

Ersha took it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully. There were three characters written on the bastard's shell in a crooked manner. It looked like that kind of unrecognizable seal script.

Er Shazhi's big characters were basically taught to him according to the characters on the couplets when his grandfather was still alive.

After guessing and being foolish, Ersha murmured out: "Longyang turtle?"

Liu Shi and Jiang Ruyue were still planning to continue watching Rare.

But the little guy tugged at her sleeve.

"Mom, I want to fuck Smelly."

There are so many people by the river at this time.

It is also not appropriate for children to pull here.

So Liu Shi and Jiang Ruyue took the little guy home and went to the latrine.

At this time, the farce by the stream still hadn't ended.

This bastard is extremely rare.

Over the years, there have been many bastards in the river of Yunding Village.

But it was the first time they had seen such bastards.

Jiang Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand to grab this bastard, but who knew that this bastard was so clever, he sprinted to the side, turned his head and bit Jiang Xiaoqiang's middle finger.

Jiang Xiaoqiang screamed in pain.

"Second Silly Uncle, hurry up and get it off for me, my finger will be bitten off by this bastard!" Jiang Xiaoqiang burst into tears, and the blood on his finger kept gushing out.

Ersha chuckled, and flicked the bastard's head twice vigorously, the bastard was in pain, and quickly let go of his mouth and retracted his head.

Only then did Jiang Xiaoqiang escape from danger, and looked down at his fingers, biting them so hard that his bones were exposed.

Jiang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to move anymore.

Ersha suddenly discovered that there were money-shaped dots on the bastard's shell, counting carefully, there were actually ten spots.Ersha couldn't help taking a deep breath: "Damn it, this bastard can live for a full 1000 years!"

He had heard from an old man in the village that the money spot on the bastard shell, also called the Shouyang spot, usually takes 100 years to grow a spot!
"Damn it, I found a treasure now. If this thousand-year-old bastard is stewed in soup, it will definitely be a great supplement!" Thinking of this, Ersha suddenly noticed, "Aren't I just worrying about the cucumber in my crotch? Can't get up?"

Thinking of this, Ersha tilted his head and said to Jiang Xiaoqiang: "Xiaoqiang, I only want this little bastard, and all the other fish and shrimp are yours, what do you think?"

Firstly, Jiang Xiaoqiang was frightened by this little bastard, and secondly, Jiang Xiaoqiang didn't know the value of this little bastard at all.

"Middle, Uncle Two, keep your word!" Jiang Xiaoqiang glanced at the fish caught in the net again, it could weigh fifty or sixty catties.He was also afraid that Ersha would regret it.

The second idiot saw that Jiang Xiaoqiang agreed.

So I broke off a thumb-thick branch from the willow tree next to it, sharpened the front end of the branch, and then inserted it along the bastard's shell.

The wicker passed through the body of the little bastard, and the little bastard screamed sharply in pain.This scared Jiang Xiaoqiang enough, even Ersha's hands trembled in fright: "Damn it, haven't you seen a bastard who can bark?"

(End of this chapter)