Disciples are all debts

Chapter 5

The only one in the audience was Jingjing Dawang who was still standing there, looking in horror at the pile of stones in my hand that instantly disappeared from existence to nothing. He made a quick decision, turned around and ran up the hill. His steps were quite vigorous, even Dahongqi Carry it on.

Tianji turned her head and said, "Master, the old man ran away."

I weighed a stone in my hand, fearing that it would have a bad influence on the children who would disrespect the old and love the young: "Close your eyes quickly."

Obediently, Tianji covered her eyes with her small hand: "Well, Master, hit him soon."

I went to Shi Rudian, and instantly hit the king of the mountain on the bend of his knee. The king of the mountain threw himself forward and howled: "Great Immortal, spare me!"

I held onto the banana leaf, and after throwing the stones, I remembered that the little apprentice seemed to be being led astray, and I was very worried, but I didn't care about it for the time being, and I will teach it slowly later.I walked up to King Shan and knelt down, and said amiably, "My lord, I don't mean anything malicious, really."

The king looked up with dust and stone marks on the ground, looked up at me, and was terrified: "You, what are you going to do to me? Could it be that you, you really like that?"

"Which one?"

"It's just... you and that little white-faced one... Daxian, if you really want to... I don't agree... As long as Daxian doesn't have any special hobbies..."

Seeing Tianji crawling off Wangcai's back, running over and squatting down to listen, I felt a big stone on the ground and stuffed it into Shan Dawang's mouth.

"Master, do you want to give the old man some rocks?" Tianji raised her small face and looked at me innocently.

I pondered for a while: "Well, this is a special case, so you can't learn it anyway."

The king of the mountain had a stone in his mouth and wanted to spit it out, but he didn't dare.I warned: "You can spit it out, but you have to shut up, I ask a question, and you can answer it."

The king nodded with tears in his eyes, and spat out the stone with difficulty.

I asked: "This place is close to the main road. There are no trail cutters in the past. Are you new here? Where are you from? Why are you here?"

His Majesty saw that I was so familiar with the situation, he didn't dare to hide it: "Great Immortal, we are not from the local area, but a branch that is highly valued by the King of Baolian Mountain. We have only moved here recently. This place is remote, and we have not successfully robbed it yet." To whom, I didn’t read the almanac when I came out of the mountain today, and I met a great fairy when I opened the first order.”

I asked again: "Since it is a branch that is highly regarded under the throne of Baolian Mountain, why did you move to this place?"

His Majesty's eyes are full of pain and he wants to recount the past: "It's a long story. I was originally the most trusted subordinate of the Majesty. A month ago, Baolian Mountain robbed a person. I didn't expect that this person was not only not afraid, but also didn't know what to do. What kind of means, actually let our king obey. The king treated him very well. He asked the king to send out his brothers to sack the village and use the bones of the men in the village to do some strange things. The king did not hesitate. I wait for brothers to see it. To stop the king, who knew that the king was furious and beat us up with a whip. The king became very strange, as if he no longer trusted anyone, except for the new guy. Later, all the nearby villages were looted, and a certain One night, a little brother was drunk and revealed that the king was going to attack our team. I didn't believe it at first, thinking that this guy was sowing discord, but my brothers disappeared one after another, and there were less than ten people in three days. One night , One of my cronies got up to pee in the middle of the night, guess what he saw?" The king of the mountain who was lying on the ground told the story in grief and indignation, but couldn't hide his frightened expression, and still left a suspense at the key point.

I saw that the little apprentice squatting next to him listened with gusto, Chitose You was also attracted by the strange story, and the three of them surrounded the King of the Mountain in a circle.

Chitose worryingly answered, "See that new stranger eating human buns?"

I covered my little apprentice's ears, and comforted me: "Human flesh steamed buns are a kind of steamed buns, don't be afraid."

Tianji looked at me: "Oh."

The king of the mountain continued to narrate in horror: "He saw a figure with his back to the moonlight, holding something in his hand. Guess what it is?"

Tianji said: "Head."

"That's right! You can see clearly against the moonlight, it's the newly severed head of a missing brother!"

Chitose worried and realized: "It turned out to be a person who controls the head. He likes to count heads before going to bed?"

The king of the mountain seemed to faint.

I thought about it: "Then you flee here to make a living?"

"Yeah, otherwise the brothers will lose their heads!"

"What does that strange man look like, and what is his name?"

"It's normal, like a weak scholar, but pretty, of course not as beautiful as Daxian, his goddamn name is Dongxian!"

Chitose touched her chin: "Interesting."

Tianji learns the tongue: "Interesting."

I led my apprentice away: "Don't learn this. By the way, didn't you just say something that is natural?"

"Master, I'm afraid."

That's more or less.

Seeing that it was getting late, I had to go to Taoyuan Town to stay overnight, and put Tianji back on Wangcai's back, I turned my head and said to the bandit king: "The old gentleman in Taohuawu doesn't like the place where he lives is smoky and smoky. , I suggest you go to Qingdu Mountain not far from here. There are many rich people there. As long as you don’t kill anyone, you can still make a living. By the way, these subordinates of yours just fainted, and they will be able to recover after a while. Wake up. God has the virtue of good life, I hope you will do it well for yourself."

The king of the mountain kowtowed in thanks: "Yes! We must transfer to Qingdu Mountain!"

We continued on our way, and after walking two miles, Qiantuiyou said: "Qingdu Mountain, so familiar." When we were about to arrive in Taoyuan Town, Qiantuiyou jumped over Wangcai to pinch me: "Your mother's Mu Xiaowei! Qingdu Mountain Isn’t it the place where Lao Tzu’s Lao Tzu serves as an official and cultivates Taoism? Does God have the virtue of good life? If Lao Tzu’s Lao Tzu is robbed by these bandits and is frightened, and there is something wrong, I will demolish your Taohuawu!”

I took off the banana leaves on the top of my head to resist: "My lord is dedicated to Taoism and loves to persuade people to become monks and become Taoist priests. I will definitely persuade these gangsters to put down their butcher knives and become Buddhas immediately."

Chitose tore my banana leaf to pieces: "Fart! How can a Taoist become a Buddha?"

"Didn't your father persuade the southeast flower picker to abandon the dark and turn to the light to become your father's Daoist with his penetrating tongue?"

"That's Lao Tzu's Lao Tzu used a strange medicine that is almost as effective as your Peach Blossom Formation, forcing the flower picker to commit himself to being a Taoist boy for three years before he could get back the antidote!"

"It turns out that the elixir refined by your father is so miraculous."

"Bah! Shut up for me!"

Taoyuan Town is the largest town with a radius of [-] li, neither big nor small. The apprentices take me to the town to buy some sweets from time to time, so I am still somewhat familiar with the town.Towards the end of the day, I led Qiantoseyou and my little apprentice, and according to the clear memory route, I walked for a long distance and finally found the only inn in this town.

Chitoseyou and Tianji lay on Wangcai's back and panted: "I clearly remember that I walked through the alleyway in front of me twelve times. Mu Xiaowei, I will never let you lead the way again!"

I carried Tianji off Wangcai's back, and prepared to enter the inn, and taught my little apprentice by the way: "Don't be like your Uncle Qian, who cares too much about details, you know?"

"I know." The little apprentice's slender brows trembled.

The only inn in this town is naturally called Taoyuan Inn. At this time, red lanterns have been raised outside the inn, and many vehicles and horses are parked, which shows that the business is booming.

The three of us and Wangcai approached the inn together, and sure enough we saw people coming and going upstairs and downstairs.

The shopkeeper was very enthusiastic: "You two guests, do you want to eat or stay in the shop?"

I said, "Eat, stay in the hotel."

"Okay! Two guest officials share a room, show the guests around!" shouted.

"Wait." I interrupted, "We don't have enough room."

The shopkeeper looked at Qiantoseyou and me, and asked tentatively, "Aren't you..."

"It can be." Chitose You put his hand on my shoulder and raised his eyebrows, "Just one room, save money."

I bent down and picked up Tianji, who was taller than the counter, and showed it to the shopkeeper, saying that one room was not enough.Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper exclaimed: "You have children?"

Helpless, I had no choice but to put down Tianji, and picked up Wangcai to show it.The shopkeeper's body softened, but luckily he didn't pass out: "This store is strictly forbidden to bring giant beasts in..."

Chitose You took out a silver coin and put it on the counter: "This is a domestic pet."

The shopkeeper looked straight at Yinzi.I swept the silver into my sleeve, took out another string of change and piled it on the counter.I remember that the big apprentice said that those who sell money outside are all rich young people who have no experience in the world and do not know the circulation of private currency. This kind of person is either a fool or a big fool.

Seeing me changing positions, Qiantuiyou really wanted to snatch the money back from my sleeve, but it was difficult for him to endure such a disrespectful thing in front of outsiders.

I transferred the change on the counter to the shopkeeper: "Well, that's it, two adults, one child, one pet, three rooms."

The shopkeeper withdrew his disappointment: "There are no three rooms."

I removed a stack of copper coins from the counter and said, "Two rooms."

"There are no two rooms."

I took off another small stack: "Let's just have one room, can I add an extra bed?" I put back two copper coins.

The way the shopkeeper looked at me showed his great restraint: "There are no extra beds, boards and stools!"

I took back the two copper coins I added back, very hesitant, and planned to discuss it with Chitose You.When I turned around, I found that the man had taken the boss's abacus from the counter and covered his face, pretending not to know me.

In desperation, three people and one beast squeezed into one room.

After a simple dinner and a simple wash, the three of them stared at the small bed for a long time.Tianji yawned: "I'm sleepy, wake up."

Chitose You took off his long clothes and arranged: "Little cutie, go to sleep inside, and I will sleep outside with your master."

I arranged: "Tianji sleeps in the middle, your Uncle Qian sleeps inside, and Master sleeps outside."

Chitose was about to refute, but Tianji had already crawled to the middle of the bed and lay down, pulled the quilt over her stomach, closed her eyes and fell asleep.It's not good to wake up the child to sleep, Chitose You finally didn't refute, and fell asleep on the inside in dissatisfaction.I turned off the light and lay down on the outside.It turns out that you can still sleep if you squeeze.Wangcai was lying on his stomach beside the bed, reluctantly accepting that this floor shop is not as luxurious as Taohuawu's luxurious fox house.

I didn't know the time in the night, and I slept until midnight, when I was woken up by a hand on my body, and the sound of even breathing came from my ears.It was huge, not like a little apprentice. I turned my head and saw that it was indeed Chitose You, and looking for the little apprentice, it had already been placed on the side of the bed.I threw back the hands on my waist, turned around and continued to sleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but I was awakened by the moonlight outside the window, and I felt that there was another small person sleeping next to me, not like Chitose You.Opening his eyes, he saw that Tianji was sleeping in the middle again, while Qiantoseyou was squeezed into the bed.

After only waking up for a moment, I fell asleep again.When I was half asleep and half awake, there seemed to be a small hand brushing against my forehead.

Tianyin, who is as far away as Hongmeng: "Master, you must not regret it."

When I woke up early in the morning, there was no one on the side of the couch, and it was finally quiet. I was about to enjoy the rare space on the couch, so I casually turned over and faced the outside room.My hazy sight seemed to catch something, something close at hand was staring at me, and I woke up completely.With clear vision, it turned out that Tianji was sitting on the high chair beside the table not far from the bed, holding her cheeks, staring at me.

Seeing that I woke up and noticed her, the little apprentice changed his expression in the blink of an eye, "Ah, Master is awake."

I always feel that I have some auditory and visual hallucinations recently. How can a child change so many expressions? It must be that I have eaten less sugar recently, and dizziness caused hallucinations.

Tianji jumped down from the chair, ran to get my coat, tiptoed to reach the corner of the coat with great difficulty, then squatted down halfway, so as to tear off the whole coat with all her strength, finally hugged a piece of it, and dragged a piece of it on the floor, fetched it for me.

I picked up my robe and dusted it off, "What time is it? Where's your Uncle Qian?"

Tianji stared at me with her watery eyes open, "It's time for breakfast, Uncle Qian is downstairs waiting for Master to wake up, let's eat together."

I got dressed and combed my hair. When the second apprentice was away, I had to do it myself. When I fixed the hairpin, Tianji brought a large water basin from some corner and sent it to me. The water in the basin was swaying magnificently.I quickly picked it up, and saw that most of her little clothes were still wet, and the child was suffering from the cold, so I hurried to the table to look for her change of clothes.

After choosing a small set of clothes, I went to change it for the little apprentice. The kid ran around the table mischievously, so I wouldn't let me catch him.I pressed her directly in the opposite direction: "Don't be naughty, change your clothes quickly." I took off the wet coat and immediately put on new clothes for her. I am covered in water.

Finally let her go, and disappeared instantly.

After I washed up, I went downstairs to look for Chitose You.The downstairs lobby was full of people, eating and chatting, it was very lively.At a glance, two figures, one big and one small, were sitting at a wooden table. The big one was pretending to be gentle and eating steamed buns, it was Chitose You, and the young one was bored, rolling his face on the table, it was the little villain.

I groped and sat on an empty bench.Chitose glanced at me worryingly, "Why don't you sleep until lunch? Are you still in bed when you're too old?"

I poured myself a cup of tea, "Knowing that the old man is getting old, I squeezed the old man several times and almost fell out of bed."

"Is it possible to be swollen?" Qiantoseyou squeezed the steamed bun and took another bite, "I sleep on my side, I'll be damned if I squeeze you! I didn't sleep well and fell to the ground, who is to blame?"

I dragged the pickle dish to me, and the steamed buns were pickles, "If you don't act honestly at night, don't blame me for kicking you to sleep on the floor."

Chitose You snatched the pickled vegetable dish, and stuffed a chopstick into his mouth, "You are dishonest, you use your hands and feet, and drag me around to take advantage of it!"

"It's too late for the old man to catch up on sleep, who wants to drag you? You can sleepwalk and play by yourself, but don't scare us, master and apprentice."

"Obviously it was you, Mu Xiaowei, who made me frivolous!"

"The old man is not interested in you."

"Duplicity! I can feel that you are touching me maliciously when I am asleep!" Chitose You's voice was overwhelming.

The diners all around came to follow the prestige, not without expectations in their eyes, but after seeing the truth, they were not without disappointment and contempt.I continued to eat my steamed buns, and the pickles had been poured into my bowl by Chitose You, and I turned my grief and anger into appetite, "Ignorant peasant! I despise your uncle! The relationship between the two of you is deeply concerned with your money?"

I want to find a table to eat again.

The little apprentice who had been the background for a long time put his face on the table sideways, and glanced at me with his slick eyes.I tore off a piece of steamed bun, wrapped it with shredded pickles from Chitose's worry bowl, and fed it to her mouth.Tianji's gaze remained unchanged, she opened her mouth and bit it, leaving a few teeth marks and wet water on my fingers, wrapped the steamed bun in her mouth, turned her face to the other side, and continued to put her face on the table.

Chitose worried about the gourd painting and fed it in the same way, "Come on, good baby, eat quickly!" but did not receive the expected result.

Tianji rolled her face to my side again, there was actually a little disdain hidden in her eyes, seeing me look over, she dispelled it a little bit.

I ate half of the steamed bun again to dispel my hallucinations.Be sure to add sugar in a timely manner.

Seeing that the little apprentice doesn’t eat steamed buns very much, although picky eaters are not good for growing up, the steamed buns in this inn are really not very tasty, so I took a step back and said, “Go and eat some sweets from the burden, I have to hurry after eating, I will lose strength .”

Tianji was finally willing to lift his head from the table, Xiaopang slid off the stool, walked a few steps, and the short head disappeared into the crowd.I didn't finish half of the dry steamed bun, Tianji reappeared on the bench, and at the same time held a plate of pickles in my hand to half of my table.Chitose was envious, jealous and sad.

Suddenly, a loud voice that overwhelmed Qiantoseyou shouted angrily: "Who stole the uncle's pickles?"

I stopped the chopsticks for picking up vegetables, and Chitose You also stopped being sad, and looked at Tianji with me.Tianji reached out her small hand to touch a steamed bun from the plate, and ate it in small bites. From time to time, she picked a few pickles and put them on the steamed bun, and then ate in small bites.

The shop waiter greeted the loud voice, "Don't be angry, Mr. Chicken, there are a lot of people these days, please forgive me, our shopkeeper will give you two plates of pickles for free!"

He hummed twice in a loud voice: "Master, I won't embarrass you, but everyone here listen, the thieves and petty masters have no time to take care of you, if anyone wants to take advantage of the crowds these days to seek wealth and murder Whether it is right or wrong, it will hit the knife edge of the uncle!"

The diners obediently said yes.

Qiantoseyou pulled the waiter over and asked gossipingly, "Hey, what kind of chicken is that who sends a hero who eliminates the weak and helps the strong? How about martial arts?"

"Eliminate the strong and help the weak." I continued to eat pickles.

Chitose gave me a sad look.

The second-hand shopkeeper covered his mouth and lowered his voice: "That's Ji Shenzhang from Six Doors. He is most keen on handling murder cases and apprehending criminals. It's great to follow Taxue Wuhen for thousands of miles. Of course, martial arts are one in a million. Last month, Jiang Hu Ranked eighth!"

Chitose You was taken aback, thought about it, and asked in a low-key manner: "Well, have you ever heard of Zique Qinghou? Where does it rank in the Jianghu list?"

The waiter was at a loss for a moment: "I've never heard of it."

I couldn't help laughing, Chitose picked up a steamed bun and attacked, and I skewered the steamed bun with chopsticks.

Chitose You rolled his eyes, smiled evilly, and continued to ask the waiter: "Well, have you heard of Taohuawu Laobuxiu? What is the ranking in Jianghu?"

The shop clerk was a little dazed.

Chitoseyou added: "It's that old man named Mu Taiwei who doesn't cultivate."

The waiter let out an oh, and his spirit was high: "It's the fairy in the painting. Last month, it ranked first on the list of villains in Jianghu, but this must not be heard by Ji Shenchuang..."

"Who eats a leopard and dares to mention the name of the uncle's idol?" Ji Shenshun jumped up, looking all around.

The waiter shut up and slipped away.

In such a noisy inn, he can still distinguish key words, but I don't know if it's because of his sensitivity to the taboo of idol names, or because of his outstanding internal skills.Qiantoseyou snatched my pickles again, her envy and hatred were beyond words, but she quickly recalled it, put a small half of pickles on my steamed buns, and said with a generous smile: "At any rate, you are also at the top of the list, right? Come and eat some pickles to celebrate."

This room snatched a breakfast on the table and ate it in a roundabout way, and the other side asked the innkeeper about the situation after chasing after the wind and clouds.

"Shopkeeper, was there any suspicious person in the hotel last night?"

"Ji Shenzhang, there is a suspicious person here, even a small one can't see it."

"Shopkeeper, use your intuition, are there any unconventional lodgings?"

"Hmm... that's out of the ordinary... ah yes, yesterday evening two men in their twenties lodged together and kidnapped a child to pretend to be a family. What's more, they brought a giant animal with them. They thought Pretending to be a young married couple who go on a show, can fool the old man."

"But she's pretty?"

"Exactly!"

"Hey! There is nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get here! The uncle has hunted down the remnants of the Moon Worship Sect for so long, and it seems that they are in the inn! Shopkeeper, tell me, where are they?"

"Ji Shenbu, eat at the table over there, two men and one child!"

Ji Wuchang made a big move, and the person came to our table, and a big knife fell from the sky and hit the table, and a few steamed buns jumped up: "You can keep silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court You have the right to entrust a lawyer before being questioned by the police. If you can’t afford a lawyer’s fee, Six Doors can provide you with a lawyer for free. What is your last name and where did you come from? Rudder, what is your position as a teacher, what is your intention to come to the Central Plains, and how many murders have you committed?"

Chitose had a piece of steamed bun in his mouth, Tianji had a pickle in his mouth, and I had a chopstick in my mouth, and the three of them looked at the god catcher who drifted in an instant.

After waiting for a long while and still being silent, the God Catcher Ji Wuchang, dressed in casual clothes, twitched his sword eyebrows like splashed ink, and burst out: "Cena! You don't answer my master's questions. To despise this God Catcher is to despise the yamen, and to despise the yamen is to despise the court. To despise the imperial court is to despise the present majesty, you are tired of living!"

Seeing the police chasing the murderer, all the diners caught the murderer on the spot, threw bowls and chopsticks, and ran away, leaving only pickles flying in the air.

Chitose You took off a piece of pickle stuck to his forehead and put it in his mouth, looking at God inexplicably, "Didn't you say we can keep silent?"

The god catcher drew his sword out of its sheath, the light of the sword blinded people's eyes, and the three of us raised our hands to block the light.

"Then go to the six gates with my uncle!"

I took out the small mirror in my sleeve, and the light of the knife flashed back to God Catcher's eyes.I picked up my little apprentice with one hand and a steamed bun with the other, "Run!"

The three fled together.

After escaping from the inn, I suddenly remembered: "Where is Wangcai?"

Chitose also remembered: "The burden is still in the inn!"

Tianji raised her head under my arm: "There is also Tangtang."

Fleeing to the crossroads, Chitose worried: "Mu Xiaowei, I don't want you to lead the way. By the way, why are we running?"

I blurted out, "He's the eighth-ranked god catcher on the list."

Chitose stared at me: "You are still at the top of the villain list! By the way, aren't you his idol?"

I suddenly said: "Forgot."

Chitose was discouraged: "What should I do now?"

Tianji pointed to a painting on the outer wall of the intersection, "Beautiful sister."

"Where is where?" Chitose turned her head excitedly.

We martial arts practitioners have excellent eyesight, and we can clearly see a row of pictures of beauties on the wall from a distance of more than ten feet away. Each picture of beauties is marked with small characters, the oiran of a certain town, and a line of large characters on the top of all the pictures of beauties——

I want to choose the oiran.

At the same time, we found that the crowds on the road all flocked in one direction.

"Mu Xiaowei, I have an elegant proposal."

"Go on your own, the old man has to go to Shushan Town to track down the whereabouts of the Moon Sect."

"The burden and money are all left in the inn. You took the little cutie and trekked to Shushan while sleeping on the street?" Chitose worried about his life.

Tianji hugged my arm, blinking her eyes: "Master, I want Tangtang."

Chitoseyou suggested again: "So the current plan is to find an acquaintance to borrow some money for. Do you have any familiar friends, friends, friends, etc.?"

I thought for a while: "No."

"Jade inlay." The little apprentice sucked his finger after uttering two words, looking innocent.

Following the crowd, he was dragged by Qiantoseyou to Baihualou.Normal brothels are open at night, because tonight the number one oiran in ten towns with a radius of [-] miles will be selected, so they are open all day long and the door is wide open. Of course, not everyone can enter.

I hesitated at the door, and discussed with Qiantoseyou: "Tianji is still young, so I can't bring it in, let me come and see the child."

Chitose hugged Tianji in his arms, with an old-fashioned face in his chest, "Borrowing money is the key point. Going to meet your old friend, how can you take care of the child? Isn't this courting death? Leave the cutie to me, don't worry! A When you meet people, you must put away your idiot face, and you can be a little crazy."

Tianji took out a small mirror to look at me at the right time.

The old man in the mirror is as rich as jade, young and handsome, and he can't help but say: "How can you be an idiot with such a jade tree facing the wind?"

Qiantoseyou held Tianji's little hand and put away the mirror, "Mu Xiaowei, your flamboyant appearance is for confusing the oiran, not for self-love."

Said, push me.

So unprepared, I stepped into the reception area of ​​Baihualou.

When the turtle slave who collected the money and greeted the guests turned around and saw me, he was startled at first, and then became enthusiastic again, "This young man is a stranger, what's his name?"

"Hmm..." I haven't decided on a name yet.

Gui Nu's expression was clear: "Understood, you must be a princely family with status, I wonder which private room you booked?"

"Uh..." Is the private room sorted by number or zodiac?Which one am I talking nonsense about?
Guinu looked clear again: "Understood, I don't want to reveal my wealth, it can be seen from the identity of the young master and the deliberately inappropriate attire that the young master is a very cautious person, I don't know which oiran in the building the young master has taken a fancy to ?”

"Oh..." I didn't look carefully at the footnotes on the wall. If I knew it, I would have glanced more. Do you want to nominate jade inlays?
Gui Nu still understood: "Understood, with a family status like the young master's, he must be dating several oirans at the same time. It is necessary to vote anonymously. The young master is really admirable and admirable in the flowers!"

Gui Nu wanted to ask again, but I had run out of modal particles.Turning his gaze, he saw Chitose You hiding behind the stone lion, laughing so hard that he couldn't stop beating the lion with his fist.Tianji touched a stone from the ground, pulled Chitose You down, and decisively stuffed the stone into his mouth.Well, it seems to have learned from me.

Chitose You spit out the stone, hugged Tianji and turned it over, and slapped her buttocks a few times.After taking revenge, he continued to signal me with an idiot look, and at the same time acted like he was pulling something out of his sleeve.

With the cleverness of the old man, of course he immediately understood the meaning after he repeated it six times, which means paying the entry fee first.I took out five copper coins from my sleeve and put them in my hand. After looking at them, I stuffed three back into my sleeve. After thinking about it, I stuffed another one back.Finally, a copper coin was rewarded to the turtle slave.

The tortoise slave is still the same tortoise slave, but his attitude has changed from the scorching summer to the severe winter, and there is not even a transition to the autumn. The human species is really puzzling.I couldn't wait for him to reincarnate in the four seasons to warm up the spring again, so I was directly squeezed into the flower building by the crowd.

The evolution of human pleasure-seeking has developed too fast, and my old ideas from 20 years ago are no longer enough, and my eyes are very dazzled.When he was dizzy due to the lack of sugar, his left arm was grabbed by a girl, "Oh, where is the handsome little official from? No one claimed it. It seems that there is no appointment. Why don't you follow my sister?"

At the same time, the right arm was held by a fragrant and handsome dandy, "Who said there is no appointment, my son made an appointment with this beauty as soon as he entered Baihualou!"

The girl spat: "I said Mr. Lin, half a month ago you spent a lot of money to buy Miss Qinfang, the Hua Kui of Furong Town, and you came here to help vote today. Isn't it too quick to change your mind? Besides, I have never heard of it. How masculine are you?"

The dandy Mr. Lin waved a folding fan dyed with an unknown amount of powder, and raised his eyebrows frivolously, "I am so beautiful, I bend my waist for a beauty, why do you need to distinguish between male and female styles, vulgar!"

"Aren't you afraid that Miss Qinfang will be bitter?"

"Women are so stingy. Didn't you always want to marry a wealthy son-in-law, and that plainclothes policeman came to drink flower wine, Yurong, why don't you seize the opportunity?" Mr. Lin took the opportunity to drag me over.

"Unlucky arrester! My mother loves this little official more, what's the matter, I want to grab it, let the little official choose!" Yurong grabbed me tightly.

I glanced at the god catcher, and my first thought was to run away, so I grabbed Mr. Lin with my backhand and looked at him.

Mr. Lin was all numb, and supported the wall, "Okay! The ends of the earth, the mountains of swords and the sea of ​​fire, the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, the vicissitudes of life, and the needle in a haystack, I have no complaints..."

Ji Wuchang is already walking this way, I don't wait for Mr. Lin to continue searching for all kinds of seas, I grab him and run away.

"Little official with no conscience!" Yu Rong murmured behind her, and immediately adjusted her state, "Hey, what wind brought Mr. God Catcher here?"

"You, what is your surname, who is your ancestral home, where can you have a Le Ji selling your body? Is there any suspicious person in Baihualou?"

Like a gust of wind, I dragged Young Master Lin across half of the building, and when I stopped to take a breather, I turned around——

I felt like my heart stopped beating for a few beats.

Why do you see ghosts during the day?

Seeing that I had a different expression, the person being dragged hurriedly turned his head and took a selfie in front of the shining red lacquered pillar. In the mirror image, a stranger with luxurious clothes, demeanor, and extremely jerry-built face panicked and turned his back immediately. , fiddled for a while, and turned around again.

I didn't have time to close my eyes, so it was like seeing a ghost again, and I was shocked to find that this face that cut corners had returned to the appearance of a handsome young man just now.

Mr. Lin explained apologetically: "Scared you, I ran so fast just now, and all the other people's disguises ran away. Really, how can you run so fast?"

Although the old man also knows that the disguise technique is miraculous, it is unimaginable that it can be so miraculous.

In Baihualou, there are more and more people, I still need to borrow money from Yu Xian, and I have to avoid Ji Shen's capture, so it's better not to stay for a long time.Thinking like this, I wanted to say goodbye: "Mr. Lin, it's a pleasure to meet you today. The green mountains will not change and the green waters will flow forever..."

"Do you think I'm ugly?" Mr. Lin suddenly became sad, "You are also like her. After seeing my true face, you abandon me like a shoe, even if you used to talk sweetly at the ends of the earth, mountains of swords and seas of fire, and vicissitudes of life..."

I adjusted my tone and said apologetically, "Well, I don't dislike the young master's eclectic appearance, but I really have something important to do. Well, does the young master know where Miss Yuxian lives?"

Mr. Lin raised his sad eyes, "You are the same as her. Seeing that I am ugly, if you change your mind, you will change your mind and find a woman immediately!"

I was surprised, "Well, although it's bad to inquire about other people's affairs, I think that since the young master's lover is a woman, the logical thing to do is to find another man."

Mr. Lin became more and more sad: "Who said he is a woman."

The world today is really complicated, I straightened it out briefly, and said: "Since he is a man, it is unconventional to be with the young master, maybe he was forced by the world and the pressure of his parents to break himself and fell in love with a woman. "

Mr. Lin's grief grew stronger: "Who said she was a man."

Sure enough, people can't communicate with them after being hit, and I don't try to reason with them anymore. It's a pity that I don't reason with people easily. When I want to reason with others when I feel compassionate, the target is still a person. Insane.

I'm going to find another person to ask for directions.Mr. Lin was listless and showed kindness, he raised his hand and pointed at the back door, "Young masters in distress and rich ladies usually meet in the back garden, you don't look like a rich shopkeeper, you actually fell in love with the oiran, look at us today You are destined, you have heard so many sad things about me, so I will be a matchmaker again. You go to the back yard and wait, and I will call you Yuxi. By the way, what do you call it?"

I quickly thanked her: "Just tell her that someone surnamed Mu is looking for her."

The back garden at night is a place for trysts, and the back garden in broad daylight is a place for drying people, so there are not many people there.I waited left and right, and when I was about to evaporate myself, I suddenly heard a voice behind me.

"Which dead ghost surnamed Mu wants to find someone? He wants someone to come here to dry people at noon!"

Although I haven't figured out how to speak, I turned out of the shade unprepared, "Yes, it's me."

Yu Xian was dressed in emerald green, when she saw me, she was stunned and then startled, she put her hand on her forehead, as if she was about to faint, "I must be dreaming, how could Mu Taiwei, a fake and prudish person, come to me?" Startled, his eyes lit up, "At the beginning, my mother was against you and refused to do it, but now it's in my mother's dream, and you can't help it!"

After talking to himself, he stepped forward a few steps and rushed towards me.

I didn't understand the current situation for a while, and I was rushed to the rockery by her force, "Wait, wait..."

"What are you waiting for, I've waited long enough!"

With a few swipes, my belt was torn off, and with a few more swipes, my skirt was ripped open.Why is it so fast, and no one is allowed to talk properly? After I finished protecting my belt and skirt, I still couldn't keep up with the oiran's methods.If it goes on like this, it’s okay, I’m dizzy again.

"Daddy, what are you doing?"

There was a clear and crisp child's voice beside him.

Yu Xi stopped her undressing hand, with a look of astonishment, she turned her head and looked at the little girl who appeared out of nowhere, "You, who are you calling Daddy?"

I woke up and saw Tianji appear here, I don't know how long I watched it.

Tianji looked innocent, pointed at me, "He."

Yu Xian collapsed and pinched me hard: "You are so old and unscrupulous! You have already had a daughter with someone else, and you are still chaste and fierce in front of my mother! Tell me! Which vixen seduced you? How can my wife not be as good as that vixen?" gone?"

The little apprentice stared at me with clear and faint eyes, I forgot the pain, and just wanted to erase the scene in her mind just now, and lead the apprentice into bad, but what a good thing.Yu Xi pinched me until I was bored, and I was able to get away, so I quickly tidied myself up and asked my little apprentice, "Why did you come here? Where's your Uncle Qian?"

"Uncle Qian is drinking with a sister in his arms." Tianji replied sternly, with a different tone than usual, "But I'm not like my father, being kissed by my sister..." Repeated countless times.

I covered her mouth, "Hey, kids, don't talk nonsense."

Yu Xi temporarily controlled her emotions and decided to settle for the next best thing, "Mu Taiwei, I will admit that you have a wife and children. Since you are not a real monk or Taoist priest, tonight my old lady will stick to you again!"

Before I could refuse, Tianji said, "Daddy will suffer a lot."

Jade inlaid willow brows upside down, "Why?"

"You are neither gentle nor beautiful, and you are not as nice to daddy as my mother."

Yu Xian ran wild: "Who is your mother?!"

Tianji turned to me with a cold face, "He is the person in heaven and earth who loves Master the most and treats Master the best!"

(End of this chapter)