Intercept to teach the little mountain god

Chapter 126: Wukong makes trouble in Yaochi

Just when Shan Yuan was seated, he heard a loud voice shouting after eating: "Old official Jade Emperor, why didn't you invite my old grandson to come to the Pantao Conference again? Now that my old grandson has become a Buddha, why not make trouble for you. "

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a monkey in cassock appearing in the Yaochi.If this cassock is draped on other people, it will indeed give people a solemn and solemn feeling, but it does look awkward when draped on this monkey. It reminds one of the idiom - wash the monkey and wear the crown.

Seeing this monkey, all the Da Luo Jinxian couldn't help thinking: "Why is this unlucky monkey here? But today, you can't tolerate your presumptuousness. There are many great supernatural beings in the three realms here. If you let you disturb the peach festival, The face of these many people will be lost. Besides, if you, a Buddhist sage, didn't show up last time, how could Haotian allow you to be presumptuous.

When Sun Wukong came to Yaochi, he first made a bergamot to the Jade Emperor and said: "I haven't seen you for many years, you are still so stingy. Old Sun will not disturb you at this time, why don't you invite Old Sun to come to the Peach Blossom Conference?"

After speaking, he walked to the Buddhist gate without waiting for the Jade Emperor to answer.He said to Sakyamuni Tathagata in the eleven rites: "For fighting and defeating the Buddha, see the Buddha."

Sakyamuni Tathagata also said in the eleven obeisances: "There is no need to make too many obeisances." Then Monkey King exchanged obeisances with several other Buddhas.Then he came to the Taoist gate and saluted Zhenyuan Daxian: "Brother, my grandson is very polite."

The reason why Sun Wukong called Zhenyuan the Great Immortal is because he pushed to Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit tree during his journey to the west.Later, he rescued Zhen Yuanzi, who was originally a pure person and never wanted to cause trouble.There is also Hongyun's calculation, trying to take advantage of Buddhism's monstrous luck and transfer it to himself.Otherwise, how could Sun Wukong push to the ginseng fruit tree.

Monkey King thought it was because of Zhen Yuanzi.I saved the ginseng fruit tree before I swore to myself.

When Monkey King was talking to Zhen Yuanzi, Shan Yuan couldn't help laughing. Seeing Monkey King's current appearance, he was far from the monkey head who was fearless in his later generations.There is also the time when Sun Wukong called the Buddha's name.

After Monkey King and Zhen Yuanzi met Li.Hearing Shan Yuan sitting there laughed, he couldn't help but said angrily: "My old grandson has a lot of friends in the Three Realms, but he has never known you. Who are you? What are you laughing at me for when I talk? Is there any manners?"

Hearing what Sun Wukong said, countless great powers pursed their lips and snickered, that Confucius is Shan Yuan's avatar.Confucianism is very particular about presents, you monkey as the leader of Confucianism only talks about people's ignorance of etiquette, this is clearly a slap in the face of Confucianism, and even more hatred.

The few people standing behind Confucius glared at each other. If it weren't for the Pantao Festival, they really wanted to go to discuss what etiquette is.

Ao Yunkun who was behind Shanyuan shouted angrily when he heard the words: "Presumptuous! You monkey head is talking nonsense here. Teacher Ru has never taught you to respect the elders?" said angrily.

Lei Zhenzi, who attacked, also snorted in dissatisfaction.Lu Wu, who came out of West Kunlun through the Temple of the God of Earth, was very grateful to Shan Yuan, and couldn't help but sneered at Sun Wukong: "Don't you know what etiquette is? When you entered the Dragon Palace, broke into the underworld, and made troubles in the Heavenly Palace, you know how important etiquette is." In? To the Lord of the Three Realms, is it a courtesy to be called an old official?"

Sun Wukong was furious when he heard that someone below said bad things about him, and was about to go crazy.It suddenly occurred to him that he had said that he would not cause trouble just now, but if he hit someone now, he would break his promise.He suppressed his anger.Although this monkey is tyrannical, it has an advantage.Even if you never break your word as long as you say it, you can be regarded as a person of great faith.

Shan Yuan raised his hand to stop Lu Wu who was about to continue talking, and said to Lu Wu with a smile: "Thank you, fellow Taoist."

Then Shanyuan looked at Sun Wukong with a smile and said: "I don't say what etiquette you are discussing today, I just want to ask you, I don't have any opinion on being a great power here, why do you have an opinion?"

Sun Wukong said: "If you can beat me, even if you have some skills, you can barely sit in this position."

Shan Yuan smiled and asked: "Oh? What are your skills? You want to fight with the poor."

Sun Wukong said proudly: "I have 72 changes and can change at will, and no one knows it."

Shan Yuan said: "No one knows? Didn't Yang Jian, Erlang, the sage and true king of Huaguo Mountain, see the change in you?"

Sun Wukong blushed and said: "Okay! This doesn't mean that I have cultivated a golden body in Buddhism and will not be bad for ten thousand years."

Shan Yuan was addicted to teasing monkeys, and then said: "Whether you are a Taoist school or a Buddhist school, the body will not harm you, which is nothing."

Sun Wukong heard the words and was about to speak when he heard Shanyuan say: "But I heard that you are flying somersaults very fast, isn't it?"

The Sun Wukong couldn't help but proudly said: "If the three realms are about speed, my old grandson will definitely lose to anyone. Don't you want to compete with me in speed?"

Shan Yuan shook his head, then stretched out his left hand, and said to Monkey King with a sinister smile: "If you can turn out my palm, you will win."

Everyone couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard the words, with one thought in their minds, "This monkey is going to go crazy." But Haotian, who was sitting on the top of his hand, looked at Monkey King with a funny face and thought, "This monkey is going to suffer!" Yes. You have a master to take care of you, Shanyuan Heijiao is better than you, and they also have a master, so why should you be afraid of you."

Seeing this, Sakyamuni Tathagata thought: "No way, this monkey is going to cause trouble again." Shakyamuni Tathagata is still very clear about what kind of junior brother he is. Mentioning Buddha's mother's apprentice, Na Shanyuan must find faults and teach him a lesson, to avenge the Zhuxian Formation and Ten Thousand Immortal Formation. His junior was looking for trouble from the beginning, so he could find an opportunity to do it.Thinking of Sakyamuni Tathagata's involuntary preparation to block it, he felt a huge fairy spirit suddenly pressing on him. Maybe he ignored it, although he couldn't hurt himself, but it was inevitable to make a fool of himself.He could only stop and turn to dissipate this fairy spirit, and then took a deep look at Master Xuandu.

Master Xuandu smiled slightly, raised his wine glass and toasted Shakyamuni Tathagata. At this time, Shakyamuni Tathagata was still angry but forgot to respond. When he realized it, Master Xuandu had already put the wine in the glass. drink up.

But Sakyamuni thought bitterly in his heart: "The Great Master Xuandu has been immune to calamities and catastrophes for countless years. It really is so powerful that he can eliminate this cause and effect so easily."

It's a long story, but in fact, it was just a moment when Sakyamuni was blocked by the great master Xuandu.

Sun Wukong was already very angry, and he was suppressed by Sakyamuni Tathagata for 500 years.It was the most embarrassing thing about myself.Although he is now a Buddhist Buddha, this incident is still the most embarrassing for him.

I saw Sun Wukong pull out an embroidery needle from his ear, and when Sun Wukong held it in his hand, the embroidery needle turned into a brow-level stick. The Dinghaishen needle iron used by King Xia Yu to measure water depth.

After Sun Wukong took out the weapon, he pointed at Shan Yuan and said, "As the saying goes, when you curse someone, you don't expose your faults. When you hit someone, you don't hit someone in the face. You bully is too deceitful." After speaking, he waved his stick and beat Shan Yuan.

I only heard Shan Yuan say, "What a noisy monkey." Then he waved his hand and saw a big hand appearing in midair, holding Monkey King in his hand. .But being pinched by this big hand, he couldn't help but let out a scream.

Sakyamuni Tathagata said quickly: "I also ask my younger brother to spare Wukong his life."

"Senior Brother's order, Junior Brother dare not disrespect." After Shan Yuan finished speaking, he flicked his finger lightly, and Monkey King flew out of Yaochi immediately.

Haotian on the throne watched Sun Wukong being deflated and being beaten flying by Shanyuan.The joy in my heart suddenly, the anger in my heart that has been suppressed for countless years by Monkey King's fight against Tiangong last time, but most of it has come out.

The more I think about Haotian, the happier I feel, but I can't help but gradually show a smile on my face.All the gods and Buddhas in Yaochi saw the smile on Haotian's face and thought: "The Jade Emperor is happy, but the Buddha's face is dull."

(End of this chapter)