Chapter 453 Myth Runaway
"Your mother, my brother was watching the battle well, but he was pushed from behind. Who the hell is it? Hurry up and fight for my brother. Uh, why does my brother suddenly have a stomachache and want to fart, uh, I can't help it!" As he said that, Xiaoqiang deliberately activated the farting skill.

puff--!
A sharp and loud fart popped out instantly.

This fart sound shook the audience's eardrums, and pierced the sky and clouds. It seemed to be the treble of Vitas with several tones, from high to low, with vibrato, which made people horrified.

The green gas spewed out suddenly, like the legendary poisonous gas.

Immediately, the bloody Shinhwa whose face was pressed by his buttocks twitched violently, probably because of the poisonous gas.

Seeing this scene, everyone present shivered deeply, and all the big guys involuntarily took two steps back, lest they would be affected by this amazingly powerful fart.

Anyone can smell it, this fart is really stinky, it is so stinky to the point of incomparable, they have been smoked so badly from far away.

Seeing the bloody Mythology twitching crazily when being pressed down with his butt, many people felt sympathy for this guy who was showing off just now, and it is estimated that the other party has already been fainted by this stinky fart that resounded through the sky.

"Uh, I'm sorry everyone, I ate a lot of greasy things before, so I was a little upset, but it's much more comfortable after letting it out." Xiaoqiang shyly explained to the onlookers who pinched his nose, as if he didn't notice his butt at all. There is another person below.

"It's Xiaoqiang. It looks like we're saved. Maybe he can help us delay the recovery." Lin Xueer smiled at Zhang Mengmeng and other girls.

She Lan Xinhui was serious, and she could tell at a glance that this was Xiaoqiang's intentional help.

Speaking of who in the world can fart stunts, the only one is the zombie Xiaoqiang, and besides, he just sent a text message to Xiaoqiang.

The rest of the girls were also beaming. They didn't expect that at such a critical moment, Xiaoqiang would suddenly come forward to rescue him, and put down the arrogant bloody myth just now. It's elegant, but it's really his meow's relief.

"I think brother Xiaoqiang is really looking for death. The other party has the super skill of demonization. If he is so strong, it's just delaying time." Although he was rescued, Zhang Mengmeng still didn't have a good mood.

She was rejected miserably by the other party, the little girl still remembers her grudge, and she has to say a few bad things about Xiaoqiang before she is willing to give up.

"Yes, sister Zhang Mengmeng is right. No matter how powerful Xiaoqiang is, I'm afraid he can't stop the Scarlet Myth, but I really want to thank him for standing up for our sisters." At the same time, they are also worried about each other's safety.

Lin Xueer also nodded: "If it doesn't work, let's attack directly with dragon soldiers, and don't challenge the opponent alone."

In the eyes of the big guys, Xiaoqiang's disgusting ability is top-notch, he is absolutely the most disgusting zombie in the world, whoever fights with him will be in pain, and will be disgusted to death.

But when it comes to head-to-head combat, Xiaoqiang is more than one step behind the opponent. After all, Xiaoqiang has never defeated any big master by force.

Especially in the current bloody mythology, it can be said that even the bloodthirsty sage with the strongest single-handed ability in the national server may not be able to win.

"Damn it, you're actually sitting on the face of our Brother Bloody Mythology, come down quickly! Only then did a younger brother of Bloody Mythology come to his senses, stepping forward and yelling at Xiaoqiang.

"What? I sat on someone else's face? It's impossible, but after all, it's quite comfortable for me to sit on the ground, as if there was a meat pad." Xiaoqiang wondered, as if he didn't know anything , very dazed, and twisted his butt by the way, but the bloody myth sitting under his feet didn't react at all, and seemed to have killed him with a fart.

"Fuck, stop talking nonsense, move your ass away, or we will kill you!" Another younger brother of Scarlet Mythology said angrily.

"Hey, I rub it, I didn't expect that there is really someone under my ass. Hey, brother, why do you have to run under my ass? Hey, brother, say something." Qiang stood up in surprise, and then looked Looking at the bloody Shinhwa who had rolled his eyes under his buttocks, he said.

At this moment, the other party has fallen into a rare state of coma, and he doesn't know about personnel and affairs, so he can't make any answer at all.

The two younger brothers of Scarlet Mythology immediately stepped forward to help the boss up, and used a bottle of spiritual potion to revive Scarlet Mythology who had fallen into a coma.

"Oh my god, it was Nima's ass sitting on my face just now, it stinks to death!" Scarlet Mythology immediately pinched her nose and cursed as soon as she woke up.

The sense of simulation in this game is too strong. The stinky fart released by that butt just now was so horrifying that he was killed by a fart.

"Boss, it's him, he was the one who sat on your face just now." A younger brother pointed at the innocent Xiaoqiang and said.

The bloody Shinhwa immediately looked at Xiaoqiang with a murderous look on his face.

"I'm wronged, I'm really wronged, I was only pushed out, if you don't believe me, ask the audience friends, they can testify that I was beaten out by someone's palm." Xiaoqiang almost cried, as if he was Victim number one.

"Nimma, no matter who pushed you, if you dare to sit on my face and fart, I will kill you!" Bloody Myth looked at the vast crowd and knew that there was a huge crowd, and the culprit could not be found at all. , Immediately vented all his anger on the person in front of him.

"This scarlet myth is too unreasonable, and this person didn't do it on purpose."

"Being sat on the face and farting is probably too much for everyone. This bloody myth is also considered crazy."

"This guy is really unlucky. Who doesn't want to sit? Sitting on this bloody myth and farting. I guess no one would dare to step forward to help him."

The onlookers were whispering, and many passionate young people among them wanted to stand up for the girls, so as to win the praise of heroes and the favor of the girls.

It's a pity that many people were scared stupid by the demonization of the Scarlet Myth. Facing the legendary demonization, everyone knew that if they were strong, they would definitely die, and their own lives were the most important thing.

"Don't kill me, I'm innocent, absolutely innocent, don't kill me, I'm so scared!" Facing the angry and bloody myth, Xiaoqiang still had an innocent face.

"Hmph, brat, you're going to die. I don't care about you so much. If you want to blame it, I'll blame you for your bad luck." Scarlet Myth was out of breath at the moment, and her originally handsome face was distorted and deformed.

The face he was so proud of was sitting for such a long time by the guy wearing a mask in front of him, and he also ate a whole big stinky fart, which made him unconscious. He couldn't afford to lose this face, so he No matter what, kill this guy in front of you.

(End of this chapter)

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