God Level Corpse King

Chapter 277
After the little Lolisa finished telling the joke, she began to observe Xiaoqiang's expression. Seeing that the corner of the other's mouth was slightly raised, she held it back, and couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

"Okay, let's say one more!" Sasha rolled her small eyes, and blurted out another joke.

"Let's talk about the scene when Sun Wukong borrowed a plantain fan from the wife of the Bull Demon King one day: Wukong: Sister-in-law, I'm already inside you.

Iron Fan Princess: Come out soon, uncle, I can't take it anymore. Wukong: Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon, open your mouth quickly.

Princess Iron Fan: Ah.

The Bull Demon King listened outside the door, left a divorce agreement, and went away from home.

Poof!

Xiaoqiang wanted to laugh, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately covered his mouth, indicating that he must not laugh, if he laughed out loud, it would absolutely shock the world and make ghosts and gods cry, and even scare the eldest wife and the younger wife to death.

Little girl, you are really weird, where did you hear these jokes?
It's not so easy for you to make Xiaoye laugh. You must know that Xiaoye is taking a cold line now, with a lot of laughs.

Nicole, Lina, and Nicola were already smiling, obviously amused by Sasha's joke.

"Hey, hey, let's get out of here quickly." Xiaoqiang continued to move away from little Lolisa.

This chick's artificial intelligence is really terrifying, and her intelligence is already much smarter than the average woman. It is estimated that she has grown into an epic life-weaving spider queen. .

The young master absolutely cannot let this little girl succeed, he must be quick, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous!
Seeing Xiaoqiang quicken his pace, Sasha took another deep breath: "Brother Xiaoqiang, let me tell you one last joke."

"Please, it's useless. The young master has a great sense of humor. The jokes you tell can't make me laugh at all." Xiao Qiang said loudly.

At this time, Sasha told her last joke.

"One day, the mosquitoes and praying mantises were watching the beauty take a bath.

The more he watched, the more excited he became, so he started bragging.

The mosquito said: Look, that woman, I bit her chest twice, and now she is so swollen!

When the mantis heard this, she was displeased and said: "Ten years ago, I cut her in the crotch, and now she still bleeds every month!" "

After speaking, the scene was deserted for three or four seconds, and then there was a burst of laughter.

Nicola took the lead in laughing, leaning forward and backward, while Nicole and Lina laughed even more tremblingly.

The dwarves next to him who heard the joke also laughed out loud, and almost fell down laughing.

Amid all kinds of laughter, Xiaoqiang covered his mouth and trembled all over.

"Fuck! It turned out to be an adult joke, and he is so funny, I can't help it." Xiaoqiang couldn't bear it anymore.

No way, this joke is so fucking funny, even if you cover your mouth, it won't help, especially when everyone around you is laughing.

"Wahahaha, wahahaha..." Unable to bear it, Xiaoqiang finally laughed wildly with the big guy.

Suddenly, his extremely handsome face began to deform and distort, and gradually turned into a big "囧", which was extremely ugly, extremely strange, and could be described as a mess.

Ah!
The one who screamed was Yan Kong Nicole first. He had already seen Xiaoqiang's face with a face value of only 0, and couldn't help screaming inexplicably, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Master Captain, why are you swollen? Why did your face become like that?" Lina couldn't help asking, her pretty face was full of shock.

A group of dwarf musketeers next to them were almost scared to pee. They all fell to their knees or cried for their parents. Some even raised their muskets tremblingly, wanting to fire at Xiaoqiang. Unfortunately, as long as they saw Xiaoqiang With that face, the gun in his hand would fall to the ground, and then he would faint and hit the street.

This is a 0-point charming face, whose lethality is comparable to a nuclear bomb!

"You won!" Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders helplessly when he saw his wife and children were separated, and he was about to cry.

"Hee hee, Brother Xiaoqiang is mine now." Sasha smiled slightly, and threw herself on Xiaoqiang, jumping and jumping like she was so happy.

Fuck!Little girl, I'm so happy, if it wasn't for you, Nikolai, I would take off your skirt right now, and spank your little ass a hundred times a hundred times!
……

At the same time, Jin Sicong had finished watching the video recorded by Scarlet Mythology.

At this moment, the senior members of the guild in the conference room were all silent. They were extremely shocked by Xiaoqiang's ability. The other party could invite such a super powerful NPC and that ship like a blood dragon. This is really against the sky.

As the best professional player in the country, the big guy's face is very exciting.

You must know that the appearance of the Blood Dragon has overturned the cognition of many professional players. They have seen a powerful ship, but they have never seen such a ship that blows the sky.

"Everyone, what do you think?" Jin Sicong looked towards the conference room.

"If it's just an NPC, then it's nothing special. When the NPC is gone, it's not too late to do it."

"Well, I think so too. Flying Fish Island's unique geography and abundant resources make it worth our while to take down this island. After all, Zombie Xiaoqiang only has one person, and he can't stop us from attacking."

Everyone talked about it, and many people wanted to take action against Feiyu Island.

Of course, these people are all trying to please the boss. In fact, many people know that Jin Sicong is bound to win Flying Fish Island, so it's better to just follow the boss's wishes.

Jin Jiajia couldn't stand it anymore. She said, "Don't you know how dangerous Flying Fish Island is? First of all, this is the gate of the sea area, and foreign navies will attack here soon. In addition, there are too many sea monsters hidden in the waters here, and it is difficult to even sail. It was very difficult. Apart from three mineral deposits, there were no other resources on the island, nor were there any trade routes.

And Xiaoqiang is definitely not as simple as imagined. Since he can find such a powerful NPC to help out, it means that the relationship is not normal. If this NPC comes to help when we attack Flying Fish Island, or is called after the attack, Wouldn't that make us suffer another loss. "

After Jin Jiajia, the number one military advisor of Seventh Heaven, finished speaking, many people immediately nodded in agreement.

Flying Fish Island is a strategically important location, and it is also a hot potato. It is best not to touch it, otherwise no one can predict the consequences.

"Jia Jia, you mean you want me to give up Flying Fish City?" Jin Si frowned and asked.

Jin Jiajia said: "My suggestion is to put it on hold for now. According to my observations, Xiaoqiang Zombie intends to manage Flying Fish Island, and building a city requires a lot of resources. It is impossible for a single player to bear this kind of consumption. At that time, if we made another acquisition request, we might buy the Flying Fish Island directly, and now we should focus on building the Glorious City."

"Okay, I agree, I will do as you said, building the Glory City is our real goal!" Jin Sicong nodded, and set his sights on a human city under construction.

Glory City is the existence that he will work hard to manage in the future. As long as this city is built well, no one in the whole of China can compare with Jin Sicong. Once the city is established, he can let his seventh heaven have access to it. Caribbean qualifications opening soon.

The Caribbean is the highlight!
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