My monitor is actually drawing shoujo manga!

Chapter 197 Do you know why flowers are so red?

"I'm back." Gu Yifan led Wang Yuxin into the house, but the spicy smell just entering the house didn't choke them out!

Wang Yuxin sneezed several times outside the door, frowned and said: "Ah! Ah! It's from the kitchen. Could it be that the fat man is cooking something? Wow... I can't take it anymore, I'll go outside to breathe Turn on the cold air, monitor, go to the kitchen and have a look by yourself."

As soon as she finished speaking, Wang Yuxin covered her nose, and ran out of the door at a speed faster than Hong Kong reporters, away from this place of right and wrong.

Looking at Wang Yuxin's back, Gu Yifan took a deep breath outside, this is his home, if he all ran out, what would it look like?So he plucked up his courage, frowned, covered his nose, and walked towards the kitchen with the determination to die.

"I want to see, fat man, what did you do in my kitchen!"

Walking in, it turned out that the fat man was doing something.There are peppers, minced meat and other ingredients fried in the pot, and on the table, there are plates and plates of things dyed red...

"Fatty, are you trying to kill someone by doing this?" Gu Yifan asked.

"Oh, Gu Yifan, you came back from killing people outside." The fat man turned his head, his eyes were reddened by the pepper, his nose was running, and he looked horrible.

"Yeah, I didn't get killed outside, but I got smoked to death by my own people when I got home!" Gu Yifan cursed, and took out the plates of "killing dishes" in the kitchen, and then opened the windows in various ways. And turn on the exhaust fan to try to dissipate the spicy taste in the shortest time.

Finally, with Gu Yifan's desperate efforts, the spicy taste that could be used as a weapon was curbed, and the fat man also got the last dish out of the pot.

"It's all done now!" Fatty wiped the sweat from his brow, and a smile appeared on his fleshy face: "Fatty Zhang's special - a full set of spicy set meal!"

Boom!Boom!Boom!
The squad leader fired three consecutive iron fists!
Gu Yifan punched out three fresh bags on Fatty Zhang's head. Gu Yifan gritted his teeth and said, "No one asked you to make these things. You will know your mistake when the neighbors complain! Next instant noodles, where on earth did you get so many peppers and vegetables? And you make the house full of spicy, are you me wanting to draw in this environment?"

"Wow, Gu Yifan, you also know that there are only instant noodles left in your house! Where are the whole boxes piled up? If you don't know, you might think you are a wechat merchant selling instant noodles!" Fatty Zhang shook his head. , the three lumps on his head healed quickly, and he said: "If it weren't for the fat man, I would take care of you and adjust your diet. Even if your manuscript fee multiplied by tens of millions, you would still have to go to the hospital all day, believe it or not?"

"Stop talking nonsense to me, tell me what are you buying so much pepper for? We are not from Sichuan, we can eat spicy food like sugar." Gu Yifan asked.

Fatty Zhang chuckled, spread his hands and said, "It's impossible to buy, and my pocket money is pitifully small, how can I have so much money to buy? All of them are taken from my old man. It's not winter recently, and eating hot pot is popular So the old man has been trying to figure out which kind of chili is better to use as a base to make the sauce, and I took the extra chili and ingredients back to cook.”

"Well, then you made me a 'Full Spicy Feast'?" Gu Yifan pointed to a piece of red on the table, and threatened: "I don't eat spicy food anyway, fat man, don't get rid of it for me tonight Believe it or not, I will stuff it in your mouth? I will pay for hemorrhoid ointment!"

"Don't mind me, everyone is a brother. We have the same blessings and share the same difficulties. Fatty, I just did a little bit more. Let's two big men call Wei Tong, the hungry guy, and the Royal Three Musketeers together. , What things can’t be done, are you right?” The fat man raised his eyebrows.

Gu Yifan folded his arms with a helpless expression on his face.He knew that Fatty used up all the dishes and materials in one go, and the reason why the refrigerator at home was only used for quick freezing was because he was afraid that Fatty would get addicted to his hands, so he went to the kitchen to make a big supper while he was painting.

Vegetables are always solved, but how to solve them alive is a problem.

"You seem to have a headache facing the dishes on the table, do you need help?" Wang Yuxin, who had sneaked out at this time, sneaked back again, with a wicked smile on her face.

When he saw Wang Yuxin's appearance, Fatty Zhang's eyes sparkled, he threw himself on him with a big bear hug, and said with tears streaming down his face: "Wow, Yuxin hasn't seen you for half a month, I miss you so much! Gu Yi Fan that bastard finally got you back!"

Yes!I haven't mentioned the matter of being an assistant to the monitor yet!Wang Yuxin suddenly remembered this matter.Before she was at the seaside, she seemed to tell the squad leader about this matter, but unexpectedly, the squad leader confessed her love, and happily forgot about it.

"Ahem." Gu Yifan coughed heavily.

Wang Yuxin broke free from the fat man's embrace, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Ahaha, although what happened during the return process was a bit complicated, I finally came back."

She walked to the table full of spicy dishes, smelling the tangy spicy smell, and said in surprise: "Wow, spicy chicken, mapo tofu, hot and sour fish... Fatty, are you addicted to Sichuan food?"

"Well, since I made special mapo at the last food festival, I wanted to try authentic Sichuan cuisine. Didn't I take the leftover ingredients from the old man and come over to try it out? I didn't expect the hand addiction to come, no Be careful if you do too much." The fat man rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.

"One of your hand addictions will harm our stomachs...don't grab the toilet from me tomorrow." Gu Yifan said coldly.

"Blame me?" The fat man looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

"Well... Anyway, let's try it first." Wang Yuxin smiled, and stretched out her chopsticks towards the dishes on the plate.Although the red on the table looks very pervasive, she still bravely picks up the dishes in the spirit of "Shen Nong tastes all kinds of herbs" for foodies.

Putting the dish into her mouth, the taste of chili pierced into her taste buds like a sharp knife, but the strong aroma that followed made her want to stop. She swallowed the first mouthful, but couldn't control her hand, and ate the second Two bites, three bites!

hot!But delicious!

Seeing Wang Yuxin sweating profusely, Gu Yifan, who was pouring water for her, couldn't help feeling worried. He said worriedly, "If you can't eat it, don't eat it. If you go to the hospital with a stomachache, you will be fine."

"It doesn't matter. My stomach can bear it well since I was a child. I feel that I can kill two sets by myself!" Wang Yuxin said confidently.Nothing else, because it is so delicious!
Wang Yuxin's chest slapping made Gu Yifan even more worried. He would rather Wang Yuxin give up eating if he couldn't bear it, or throw it away if he couldn't finish eating, but now he is in a state of starvation...he is thinking about whether he should go to the drugstore later Buy some stomach medicine just in case?

Seeing Yuxin eating so happily, Fatty, who is a cook, was naturally very happy. He smiled and said, "Hahaha, after a few of us have finished finishing these dishes, there are still ingredients in the kitchen that will be used to make hot pot later." Yuxin, you can rest assured to eat!"

What?and also! ?
"Fatty." Gu Yifan called softly.

"What...what are you doing?" The smile on the fat man's face gradually froze.

Gu Yifan exercised his muscles and bones, and said with a stern face: "Come on, fat man. Let's review the junior high school Chinese class, "Why Are Flowers So Red"."

　It’s been a long time since I wrote, ate, drank, and it’s rare to return to my daily routine, write and relax.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)