Monster Catching Daddy

Chapter 9 Die For Me!
Do not make jokes!
"Xinxin, let's go, go home and eat cake, it's cold here."

Glaring at the sheep viciously, regardless of whether it would be afraid or not, Shen Chong turned around and led his daughter back to the rattan table to pack up his things and prepare to leave.

Everything was too weird tonight, and he didn't want to be entangled with a goat here.

It’s just a sheep, let’s not talk about superpowers, I’m also a retired fighter, can I still be afraid?

Dare to come over?
I'll beat your shit into pieces every minute!
Want to eat my daughter?
Do you know that this weather is more suitable for eating mutton soup?
Although Xinxin was puzzled, she obediently didn't make a fuss, and instead followed suit.

The black goat by the bushes was stared at by Shen Chong, and hesitated for a moment, but after a short hesitation, it still couldn't resist the temptation of instinct, and walked quickly with its hooves.

Seeing that something was wrong, Shen Chong put down the box covering the cake, pulled Xinxin behind him, and faced the abnormal sheep with clenched fists.

The black goat stepped across the lawn, walked down the curb, and came pattering from the concrete floor.

"what's wrong?"

Xinxin asked, flashing his head from behind Shen Chong, "Hey! Dad, this sheep is so scary! It's scarier than the big black dog raised by grandpa's family!"

Shen Chong turned sideways and patted her head slightly, "Don't be afraid, Dad is here. Do Xinxin want to eat mutton soup? It will keep you warm."

"Ah? I want to eat it! But sheep and sheep are so pitiful, shall we not eat them?"

Although Xinxin was a little scared, she actually begged for mercy for the sheep.

Shen Chong curled his lips, it's useless if we can't bear it, it is going to seek its own death.

The black goat stopped two or three meters in front of the two of them.

Shen Chong leaned down, raised his hands in a pouncing posture, and said in his mouth: "Xinxin is obedient, hide behind Dad, it wants to play eagle and chicken with us."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The precious daughter kept cheering from behind, but Shen Chong had a grim expression.

Of course he is not afraid of sheep, but he is afraid that this obviously strange animal will hurt his daughter.

He made up his mind that as long as this thing takes one step forward, he will be the first to act first, and throw it into the lake.

At this moment, the black goat suddenly raised its head and baaed in its mouth.

Shen Chong's eyes widened, thinking he was hallucinating.

It was indeed bleating like a normal sheep.

But its pronunciation is very strange, the rhythm is also very strange, incoherent, it seems to be uttered word by word.

After careful consideration, it seems that it is deliberately imitating the intonation and rhythm of human speech, but it is too vague, the pronunciation is not standard, and it does not understand the meaning.

Shen Chong thought to himself that he might be really crazy today, and he should see a psychiatrist.

They actually have the illusion that sheep speak human language.

"Baa baa baa baa baa baa."

"You let me. I earn a lot. I eat."

Seeing that he didn't understand, the black goat used a slower rhythm, suppressed his throat, and bleated again word by word.

This time its pronunciation was more standard. Shen Chong fully developed his brain hole, chewed hard, and actually understood a little bit.

He understood the two words "you let", the sheep just wanted Shen Chong to move aside.

"I eat" is not difficult to understand.

But what does "I earn a lot" mean?

Shen Chong tried his best to think back, and remembered that in his previous life, he knew a B station UP owner in Shaanxi. When he met Ji, he praised himself for being very good, and what he said was "Shen Chong, you make a lot of money."

Then what the sheep wants to express is very clear.

It thinks it is more powerful, Shen Chong is not its opponent, so Shen Chong is asked to get out of the way, don't block it from eating Xinxin.

Shen Chong expressed surprise, a black goat that speaks Shaanxi dialect is really cute.

I lost it!

Cute fart!

How nervous is my nerve? I accepted the strange setting that the sheep standing in front of me could speak Shaanxi dialect so easily and freely!

I wipe wipe wipe!
Is it unitary zero?
I want to call the police, this time it is definitely not a false alarm, it is absolutely true!

There are sheep here who can only speak, and they speak the Shaanxi dialect!
And it's going to eat my baby girl!

"Father, this sheep is barking so strangely. What is it talking about?"

Xin Xin who was behind Shen Chong asked cheerfully.

In order to protect his daughter's view of the world, Shen Chong decided to tell a lie, "Father can't understand what the sheep is saying, maybe its throat is uncomfortable."

After finishing speaking, Shen Chong turned his head to face the front again, took the initiative to walk forward, and at the same time waved his hands in a sign of driving away, yelling, "Go! Go away!"

I don't care if you speak Shaanxi dialect or some other dialect, let me, a father, get out of the way, so that you can eat my daughter?
is it possible?
Don't say you are just a talking sheep, even if you are a talking tiger!
He didn't have the time to think about how weird this shit was, whether he was possessed by a demon, or he really saw a monster.

Now he just wants to let this poor sheep go, and then bring Xinxin home.

Even he has quickly accepted the unscientific condition.

Since I can obtain a completely unscientific and weird self-healing ability, it cannot be explained by any theory on the earth in the previous life.

Then there is another black goat who can speak Shaanxi dialect, what is unacceptable?
call!
Seeing that Shen Chong didn't agree, and even came to chase him away, the black goat was furious, grinned, then lowered his head, spread his legs, and slowly backed away.

Shen Chong has seen sheep fight, and knows that it wants to distance itself so that it can speed up and bump into it.

The crimson light in its eyes became more intense, and it looked like a madman.

Ziwuling black goat's unique gray curved pointed horns shine brightly under the night light, and its muscles gradually tense as it stances.

Its taller body than ordinary sheep gave Shen Chong the illusion that he was facing a ferocious beast.

This sheep, it is for real!
Shen Chongquan understood.

No matter how much intelligence it has, just like itself, it is attracted by the strange fragrance emanating from Xinxin.

Even a father like himself could hardly resist that impulse, let alone it?
So, today's battle is inevitable, it's time for him to see the strength of fighters.

Although the otaku Shen Chong has not yet mastered the various fighting tactics and skills passed down to him from the memory of his predecessor, the muscle memory left by the well-trained athlete's body has not been compromised.

It's just fighting, whether you're fighting with a person or a sheep, isn't it essentially better than anyone else's dynamic vision, quick response, and agility?

Shen Chong felt that he didn't need any tricks at all, so he rushed forward and punched the old master to death, oh no, just an old goat.

What's more, I have the ability to not be afraid of getting hurt!

Although the first opponent after being reborn as a supernatural being turned out to be a sheep, it seemed rather awkward, but fortunately, it can spit out people's words, and the grade immediately went up.

The first strike is the best, and the second strike will suffer. The lion fights the rabbit with all his strength, not to mention that there is a baby lion behind the lion. Shen Chong will not give the black goat a chance to fully pull away. After making up his mind, he rushed forward .

He stared angrily, and his tongue burst into thunder.

"Death to me!"

(End of this chapter)