Monster Catching Daddy

Chapter 53: The Demon Slaying Forum has a lot of sailors

Because of the pleasant experience of killing monsters, Shen Chong mistakenly thought that this world seemed to be no different from his previous life.

In the category of ordinary people, even if they call themselves the Eternal Emperor, or the Eternal Overlord, no one complains.

But now he's hanging out on a forum full of psykers and monsters, and it's also the most outspoken watering area.

The world of spirits and demons pays more attention to strength than the peaceful world of ordinary people, and the hierarchy is stricter. No matter how big your fist is, you can do as much or talk as much.

Within a few minutes of Shen Chong's stroll, when he, Xinnen, a private soldier who was marked as a low-grade yellow class, replied to the first post under the name of No. 1 in the mountains, the forum exploded.

In the original post, there was an intense quarrel over a trivial matter, and both sides insisted on their own opinions, replying frantically, and the floor quickly broke through a thousand floors.

As a result, after Shen Chong replied, the painting style changed suddenly.

I don't know who was the first to notice his low spiritual strength, merit level and domineering name, and was the first to point it out in the reply.

Everyone suddenly forgot what they were talking about just now, regardless of whether it was a psychic or a monster, they all took Shen Chong's name as a joke.

In terms of spam on the Internet, Shen Chong has never been afraid of anyone.

Anyway, except for the real big shots, others can't check the other party's real identity through the ID of the forum area, and it's impossible for the real big shots to go to the water post area to talk to people.

This is obvious, the highest number of replies and posts is not higher than Xuan level, not even a prefecture-level bigwig.

You can't come and bite me along the network cable, come on, who is afraid of whom.

The more others asked him to change his ID, the more he would not change it, and whoever spit the worst, he would use his rich experience in online scolding battles in his previous life to spit back with more gorgeous routines.

He couldn't convince people, but others couldn't persuade him either.

Shen Chong used an astonishing hand speed to fight against people in this post and approached thousands of floors. He felt that it was meaningless, and sent those people a sentence of "Don't bully the young and poor, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi" standard pretense Routine, closed the post dull.

In the end, he found out that these people not only sprayed himself in the post just now, but reopened several main posts, mocking himself crazily with different titles.

these people……

No, these people and animals, as for?
You guys are really boring.

For the ball, I might as well do something serious when I have the time.

Shen Chong decided to dive.

I am a real genius who can handle spiritual sensing and hiding in 15 minutes. It is a waste of life to talk to you. When I become a celestial boss, I will give each of you a cool song.

After deciding to go diving, he started to browse the posts by himself, but found something that might be useful. He actually saw a few main posts in the water post area sharing the experience of practicing the foundational exercises.

I clicked in and saw that the posts and replies were indeed newcomers like myself who had just joined Monster Slaying. The strength of their spiritual sources were all yellow-level, and most of them were low-grade yellow-level like myself, but there were also some people who replied slightly higher.

There is no doubt that the people in this post are all official members of Monster Slayer, who have received the foundation-laying exercises.

Unfortunately, their discussion was so shallow that nothing useful was revealed.

No one dared to easily violate the rules of monster slaying, and it was the non-staff personnel like Shen Chong who were guarding against stealing.

Even Shen Chong suspected that these people were navy soldiers, who were trying to lure the non-staff into taking the bait, and returned to the embrace of the monster.

Their discussions can be roughly summarized as follows.

"Since practicing "Spiritual Origin Basics-Popular Edition", my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I feel strong when I go upstairs."

"In the past, I could only last for 3 minutes. Thanks to "Lingyuan Basics-Popular Edition", I can now last for 15 minutes! I will work hard!"

"When I first started learning the popular version, I could only eat eight bones at a meal, but now I can eat half a pig at a meal. Bow woof!"

"Upstairs! Leave the address! The most handsome pig in my superstar pig farm wants to kill you! Let you see how powerful I am!"

"Well, what you said is very general. I am the only chicken who thinks that when I practice the popular version, the spiritual source that I seem to be sleeping late seems to be alive?"

"Stupid chicken, you talk too much, do you want your captain to eat chicken stewed mushrooms?"

Shen Chong was angry and concerned, this group of scum knew how to show off, and didn't say anything useful.

Thinking about it carefully, I am actually quite envious of them, and I am very curious about the connotation of "Spiritual Origin Basics-Popular Edition", and my heart is itchy.

It's a pity that he was not assigned as a non-staff member, but he was reluctant to make him a full-fledged member.

After wandering around for another half an hour, Shen Chong let out a long sigh. As expected, it was worthy of being called a water post area. It was full of useless waste posts without any connotation.

Looking at the total number of posts, the total number of updates in the day exceeded [-], but it was full of water.

Shen Chong tried to use the built-in search function of the forum again, trying to find information about why gentle monsters actively attacked humans.

The result is of course nothing, and one more thing has been verified, the search function of the forums under the sun is basically mentally retarded.

If not mentally handicapped, it must at least be mentally handicapped.

This is true whether it is a forum from the previous life or this life, and it is the same whether it is from a demon slayer or an ordinary person.

No matter how Shen Chong changed the keywords, the searched posts were either wrong, or the keywords were extremely wrong, or the results were not displayed at all.

Shen Chong sighed, one head and two big, falling into a state of distraction.

In the end, he was awakened by a text message from Monster Slayer, sent by Chen Biao.

Brother Biao and Brother Biao gave him a pigeon, saying that they had just received an urgent task on the way, and they couldn't come because they had something to do, so they turned back halfway.

This incident made Shen Chong extinguish the envy of the official members that had just arisen in his heart.

Brother Biao is indeed a seasoned old liar, telling me that you don't need to work from nine to five?very free?
I believe in your evil!

In case I was playing with Xinxin, and suddenly I was given an entire emergency mission, would I be a deserter or a deserter?
He turned his attention back to the computer monitor.

Uh……

What the hell did I do!
On the screen, a continuously running automatic crawling script was crazily picking up posts from the southwestern branch's posting area.

Rows of main post titles are frantically swiping the screen, which is not inferior to the speed of flashing file names when anti-virus software scans.

At the same time, after these posts were downloaded locally, the script continued to run, and the content was being automatically filtered by referring to the keywords Shen Chong designed before.

Keep the useful ones and delete the useless ones immediately to prevent the hard disk from being full.

This is a fairly high-level web crawler program, and it is a fusion variant of the scripts he made last time in the Demon Slaying Base.

Shen Chong was dumbfounded, when did I make this crap?
When you just lost your mind?
This is indeed an occupational disease and can be treated.

Just as he was worried, suddenly, the script jumped out of his crotch, out of control at all.

He hesitated for a moment, left the script open and let it continue running.

After all, this is outside the demon slaying, so it shouldn't be so easy to fry the pot, right?

It's not an illegal operation of mine, it's just that the download speed is a little faster, and the upstream and downstream data flow is a little bit larger, so just treat me as a psychic with a spiritual source ability point on the water sticker.

Who told you that the search function of this broken forum is so mentally retarded, the efficiency of obtaining information is too low, wasting life is equal to slow suicide!

With inexplicable confidence that the car might not overturn, Shen Chong minimized the script, and then clicked on the meritorious service mall.

What appeared in front of his eyes was a dazzling array of commodities, which made his consciousness so blurred that he seemed to return to his previous life.

(End of this chapter)