Book of the Heavens

Chapter 305

Three-Body Star, in the palace of the "Three-Body King", Loki, who had already gotten acquainted with him a little, ate the special dried vegetables of the Three-Body Star and said: "You are so lucky, there is no delicious food on the whole planet, no wonder the distance The earth is so close, there is nothing wrong with it."

He was making complaints about the unpalatable food of Trisolarans, but in the process of complaining, he did not forget to fool the Trisolarans.

"Could it be that delicious food also brings disasters?" asked the Three Body King.

Because he believed that brainwaves cannot deceive people, he believed that Loki was really coming to save the Trisolarans, and he also believed what Loki said, that there was a terrifying background about the earth--Loki took the information of "Swallowing the Stars", Slightly modified for Trisolaran.

Whether it is the huge and vast "Star Tower", or the "Galaxy Lord" who traverses the universe, and the "Mountain Guest" who cultivates people on earth, they have not missed it.

Not only that, Loki also "showed" them the "virtual universe" to prove what he said was true.

In this regard, the Trisolarans who did not know such things as "spiritual illusions" all believed it, and were quite frightened.So, Loki became the guest of the Trisolaran King, and began to look for a way to "save the Trisolarans".

In fact, he wanted to establish faith in the Three-Body Civilization and make the Three-Body Planet his own kingdom of God.

"Of course it will bring disaster!" After hearing what the Three-Body King said, Loki said solemnly: "The curator, the biggest demon king on the earth, likes food the most. Every time he hears that there is food in a place, he will send his demons. Send Thanos there, kill half the people in that place, and bring back the food you saved."

Hearing this, the Three Body King stared and said, "Isn't this too cruel?"

"Cruel? The more cruel ones are yet to come!" Loki said again: "When Thanos brings back those delicacies, the curator will light a candle in the southeast corner first, and then taste the delicacies. If the delicacies are delicious, Then it's all right, but if the food is not tasty, the fire of the candle will be extinguished. Then, the angry curator will send Mr. Zombie 'Uncle Nine' to take action, using his 'forty light-year long' big knife, to smash the food The place of origin has been split!"

After finishing speaking, he paused, and said again: "Do you know what Uncle Jiu's catchphrase is?"

The Three-Body King shook his head.

"Let you travel 39 light years first!" Loki said.

Because the time he joined the library was too short, and he decided to come here to fool the Trisolarans on a temporary basis, he was not prepared enough, so he patched up the people and things in the library, changed them, and told the Trisolarans .

Among them, some Trisolarans don't catch a cold. For example, Athena, who cultivates the small universe, is nothing to Trisolarans.

They can also create miniature universes.

However, the "forty light-years long" big sword scared the Three-Body King.

"How could there be such a big knife?" said a three-body guard.

"Impossible? Come on, connect to my brainwave, and I'll show you." Loki said, and started to create an illusion, and soon he limped all the Trisolarans, including the Trisolaran King.

Because they can't lie, and they don't know that the mind can be controlled, they naturally believe in Loki, so they are naturally easy to fool.

"That 'curator' acted so recklessly, so no one can cure him?" Three Body King asked.

Hearing this, Loki shook his head, but he didn't lie anymore, and said sincerely: "No, the curator transcends time, transcends space, and travels through endless worlds. He is an existence that even gods can't imagine. Who dares to meddle in his business?"

This is his true thought, in his opinion, Yang Hao is really beyond the existence of God, unimaginable.

However, the essence of a lie lies in telling the truth and the lie together. After Loki finished telling the truth, he began to flicker: "If there is really a god who dares to meddle in the curator's business, he will personally take action and release the world where the god lives. 'Dimensionality Reduction Strike' turns the entire world into a book, and puts it in your own bookshelf to show its power."

After finishing speaking, he patiently explained the concept of "heavens and worlds" to Trisolaris, and he didn't lie this time.

"How could there be such a terrifying existence?" The Three-Body King said with emotion.

Then, without Loki saying anything, he took the initiative to ask about the "Devil Curator", especially his taboos.

"The curator's taboos are actually not many, as long as you are obedient, he is very good to those who obey him." Loki continued: "The key is that you can't provoke his subordinates, such as 'Thanos', once you provoke him , he will kill half of you. There is also Mr. Nine Uncle Zombie, besides being able to slash big knives, he can also refine zombies. Do you know what a zombie is? It kills you first, and then sticks them on On the head, control the movement."

All the Trisolarans around were sweating profusely upon hearing this.

"The most frightening thing is 'Buddha'. If you provoke him, he will arrest you and become monks." Loki said again: "Monks can't eat meat, can't have sex with women, and have to chant scriptures all day long. It would be better to die than to live."

What he said was, of course, a threat.

However, when the Three Body King heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "At least we can live. If we are deliberately captured by the Buddha, can we become 'monks' and avoid the danger of extinction in the Buddha's territory?"

Loki was taken aback when he heard this.

This blowing was so high that I shot myself in the foot.

But who is he, Loki?

God of tricks!

"It's a good idea. If you really become monks, you won't be able to reproduce and have no offspring!" Loki sneered and said, "The Buddha is the greatest enemy of life reproduction. His favorite thing is to make you all monks, and then perish!"

After speaking, he felt that he had talked too much today, so he shut up and said no more.

Huyou, come a little bit.

And at this moment, Yang Hao's singing came over: "Fight Hanhan Jiang Aung San!"

This singing voice is particularly unpleasant. Although I can't understand the lyrics, it still makes Trisolaran feel terrible.

So, they searched for the source, and soon they were horrified to find that it came from four light years. No, it is already three light years away, and the earth is moving this way—in short, it came from a few light years away, regardless of the distance. Spread across the entire universe in an instant.

This made the Trisolarans feel unbelievable, and couldn't help but think of the various gods that Loki mentioned.

As for Loki, he would naturally seize the opportunity and said with a smile: "This is the big devil 'curator' practicing his magic power of mouth escape! You don't know, the curator's 'mouth escape' can make stars lose their color, make The light from the black hole confuses the rules of the universe and collapses multiple dimensions..."

Anyway, bragging and not paying taxes, Rocky bragged so much that Trisolaran was stupefied.

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On the other side, after Yang Hao finished singing, an alien who looked a bit like a monkey came to him immediately.

"You sing so badly, shut up!" The monkey-like alien stretched out his hand, summoned a "cone" aircraft, and said to Yang Hao: "Otherwise, I will blow up all your planets! "

(End of this chapter)