The best monster red envelope

Chapter 1

Zhao Xiaotian sat on the ground, as if the whole world had left him, but he picked up his phone again.

As a result, the screen of the phone went black.

"Grandma, even you bully me." Zhao Xiaotian struggled for a long time, but the phone just couldn't be turned on, it seemed that it was broken.

While stuffing it back into his pocket, the phone turned on automatically.

As soon as I turned it on, I received 99 WeChat messages beeping.

"This group of Sabi's are in a crowd again." Zhao Xiaotian was talking about his university alumni group.

But when he opened it, no, he found that there was a group on his wechat called the best evildoer little red envelope, and all the news came from this group.

"What thing?" Zhao Xiaotian opened it to look at the chat records.

Tang Seng: Wukong, this Buddhist practice day is really boring, how about you become an inflatable doll (smirk)?

Goku: .
Fuhu Luohan immediately threw a bar of soap.

Drifting: Master, it's dangerous, don't pick it up!
Tang Seng picked up the soap.

Chang'e: I didn't expect you to be such a Tang monk.

Bajie: Sister Chang'e (red heart) (kiss)

God of Wealth: (kiss)

Zhang Zhongjing: (kiss)
Dragon King of the West Sea: (kiss)

Chang'e: A group of demon kings.

Taishang Laojun: This is a pure group, you little fairies, be reserved, but sister Chang'e (kiss) (kiss) (kiss).

Everyone: .
White Bone Essence: Laojun asks for a red envelope.

Wukong: Fairy, why are you still alive?

Tang Seng: How can you treat Sister Bone like this (kiss) (kiss), you monkey.

Bone Essence: Demon life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, Wukong is still serious.

Taishang Laojun: Today is a day of great joy. The Jade Emperor will save all sentient beings. From now on, the immortals and demons will be their own family, so there is no need to fight and kill them. Let me celebrate, and I will distribute some elixir.

Snake Spirit: Elixir?Grandpa Taishang is mighty.

Spider Spirit: On the top floor.

Everyone tops.

Taishang Laojun sent a red envelope.

Zhao Xiaotian was confused, and said to himself: "Cosplay? Role-playing in an adult club?"

Zhao Xiaotian also tapped the red envelope to remind you that you are slow.

Zhao Xiaotian continued to check the chat records, and all the fairies and demons in the back sent out a bunch of red envelopes, but Zhao Xiaotian didn't grab any of them.

No matter what it was posted, Zhao Xiaotian really grabbed it while sitting there.

But after robbing for a long time, Zhao Xiaotian didn't get any of your sister's: "You tentacle monsters, I won't play anymore."

Sister Chang'e sent a red envelope.

Zhao Xiaotian: "I'll grab it."

Your hands are slow.

"My day." Zhao Xiaotian lost all confidence.

Tang Seng: I snatched sister Chang'e's panties, haha. (red hearts)

Cloth-bag Arhat: Damn, Brother Seng is lucky.

Bull Demon King: I got it too (laughing).

Princess Iron Fan: If you dare to smell it, I will castrate you (anger).

Tang's monk: Sister-in-law, don't be angry, save it.

Love Fairy: You monsters.

Zhao Xiaotian still doesn't know what kind of group this is, the name is also strange, how can there be red envelopes and underwear?Isn't it the old man?

Just as Zhao Xiaotian turned off his mobile phone, a vixen said, "I'm just a little demon, and I don't have any treasures, so let me explain."

Then Princess Yumian sent a red envelope.

Zhao Xiaotian hurriedly clicked, and this time he won: Congratulations, you have obtained a bad luck charm.

"Unlucky talisman? I'm unlucky enough today." Zhao Xiaotian was very disappointed. He didn't know what group he was in. He wanted to quit, but he couldn't find the quit button.

Bajie: routines, all routines.

Yang Jian: Don't post such things as shameful.

Foxy: (embarrassed)
Tang's monk: Sister fox (red heart) (kiss).

Only Xiaotian and Bajie grabbed this red envelope.

Zhao Xiaotian didn't care about it, he didn't care, and called his roommate: "Come out to drink with my brother, and you can spend the night by the way."

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Xiaotian straightened the clothes that had been thrown out, and left in despair.

Liu Qiaoyong and Liu Yu are Zhao Xiaotian's college roommates and best buddies. Although the three of them were equally down and out after graduating from college, the two of them also huddled in the basement, moving bricks on the construction site.

The three of them found a roadside stall, ordered a few bottles of beer, a bowl of stir-fried snails, and a large plate of fried noodles before drinking.

"Brother Tian, ​​don't take it to heart, then Lin Shujun is a green tea watch." Liu Qiaoyong comforted.

"You've been messing around with him for four years, so there's nothing else you can't think about, drink and drink." Liu Yu filled Zhao Xiaotian with wine and handed him a cigarette.

Zhao Xiaotian drank a big cup in one breath, and cursed: "I can't let it go, I can't get angry, so Sun Wude is not human."

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao appeared.

Sun Wude came out of the Hilton Hotel opposite with his arms around Lin Shujun's waist.

"Opened a house so soon? These are beasts." Liu Yu cursed.

Sun Wude also seemed to have seen Zhao Xiaotian at the food stall on the opposite side of the road, how could he let go of such an opportunity to hurt him?Immediately pulled Lin Shujun over.

"Oh, rich people, what about eating poop on the side of the road? How much is it per catty?" Sun Wude's mouth was foul-mouthed when he opened his mouth.

When everyone heard this, they all put down their chopsticks, but they knew what kind of character the other party was, so they didn't dare to talk nonsense.

Only Zhao Xiaotian stood up and cursed: "Did you drink urine? Horse urine or donkey urine? Is this smelly?"

"Damn poor, brother, one meal is enough for you to live for a year, what?" Sun Wude laughed.

"Sun Wude, don't look down on people." Liu Qiaoyong also stood up and cursed.

"Smells like each other, poor and poor together." Lin Shujun rolled his eyes at Zhao Xiaotian, with disdain and pride on his face.

Zhao Xiaotian saw it and was so angry that he wanted to jump up.At this moment, his mobile phone beeped, and the group of people were in the water again.

Zhao Xiaotian suddenly remembered the red envelope he had snatched, and clicked it, and a prompt popped up on the phone: Do you want to use the unlucky charm?
"This thing will be useful?" Zhao Xiaotian didn't believe it, but he clicked yes anyway.

Who is the choice for?The phone prompts again.

Zhao Xiaotian didn't know how to use it, so he casually pointed at Sun Wude.

The unlucky talisman turned into a faint puff of blue smoke that came out of the phone and flew towards Sun Wude.

Suddenly, Sun Wude felt an itchy nose, sneezed, and leaned forward. For some reason, his left foot tripped his right foot, and he lost his center of gravity and rushed towards Zhao Xiaotian.

Zhao Xiaotian didn't react, and hurriedly took two steps back, but Sun Wude still instinctively grabbed Xiaotian's pants and even his underwear.

Sun Wude himself fell into a shit.

Zhao Xiaotian had just drank a bottle of beer and was in a hurry to urinate, when he was suddenly frightened, he didn't hold back, and the urine came out.

Just as Sun Wude raised his head, he opened his mouth.

Zhao Xiaotian pissed directly into his mouth, pissing all over his face.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Haha, tell me you want to drink my piss, why are you kneeling on the ground and begging me? I'm so polite, I'm a generous person." Zhao Xiaotian was immediately relieved.

"Haha." The audience was so scared that they turned their backs on their backs. Sun Wude was upset at first, but now Zhao Xiaotian's urination is really relieved.

Sun Wude's face turned blue on the spot, and he hurriedly got up and vomited.

Lin Shujun was also completely dumbfounded.

"You, you, you." Sun Wude was nauseated and vomited continuously, his whole mouth was full of foul smell, he couldn't lift his head on the spot, he was dumbfounded, and hurried away covering his head.

"Haha, cool." Zhao Xiaotian felt that he was more relieved than beating him up: "Lin Shujun, you kiss him in the future, if you kiss him, you will drink my urine indirectly, haha."

Lin Shujun stomped her feet in anger and ran away quickly.

(End of this chapter)