I was a group pet in Journey to the West

Chapter 5 Jindan
It is said that Chang'e, who got the spirit stone from Yang Jian, is very beautiful in her heart, and that is Yang Jian!Notoriously cruel and ruthless, it's not that she has made him docile!As for explaining?Please, who has that spare time!With this time, she might as well sneak down to the mortal world and have a good meal with good wine and meat!
It’s sad to say, as a person with no cultivation base (xuanxian cultivation base, monthly salary of 10 high-grade + 10 medium-grade + 50 low-grade spirit stones), no rank, no functional skills (for example, gods like Feng Bo, who have a job, and the monthly salary is very low. High), the only property is the Guanghan Palace!And there is no hair on it!Only a single laurel tree
In addition to the 20 golden pills (20 low-grade spirit stones) that she must take every month, she also needs to buy some skin care products from Baihua Fairy, some beauty pills from Laojun, and new clothes from Caixia Fairy. Handyman Division 10 low-grade spirit stones Dealing with the handymen of Guanghan Palace, and miscellaneous expenses, in the end, only 3 low-grade spirit stones can be spent in her hands!

And Chang'e ascended to the sky from the mortal world again, the most delicious food!The immortal food peddled by the gods of food in the heaven can't afford it!I can only sneak down to the world to satisfy my greed.

However, the body of a fairy steals mortal food all year round, causing Chang'e to often suffer from diarrhea. But it is better to eat mortal food than to spend 3 middle-grade spirit stones every month on celestial food!Diarrhea for a few days at most.
Chang'e walked to the Tushita Palace of the Taishang Laojun. After entering, she took out the spirit stones she had just earned from Yang Jian, exchanged for 40 golden pills, and found 60 low-grade spirit stones.

"Little Tutu, you will follow me from now on! Hey, I don't have much ability, and the salary is only so little. After you eat these 20 golden pills, you have to work hard to cultivate after you have been reborn! Try to reach a high level as soon as possible!" Fairy! Fight for me!" Chang'e counted 20 golden pills from the medicine bag, and stuffed them into the rabbit's mouth.

"Fairy don't want it!!" The boy who sold the pill watched Chang'e quickly stuff the golden pill into the rabbit's mouth, and there was no time to stop it.

vomit--

Tutu twitched in Chang'e's arms, foaming at the mouth.

"Ah!! Tutu!! What's wrong with you!! Tell me! Did you sell me the expired pill!" Die!
The Jindan boy snatched the rabbit from Chang'e's arms, patted the rabbit's stomach vigorously, picked up her hind legs and shook her, trying to shake the golden pill out, and anxiously explained to Chang'e while doing it: "This rabbit It's a mortal body, so you can't eat the golden pill directly, or you will explode and die! I didn't know that you gave it to her! This is the basic common sense of immortals!"

"Let me tell you! If something happens to Tutu, I will smash your Tushi Palace!" Chang'e glared at Jindan boy viciously.

At this time, an old fairy with white hair and beard came out of Tushita Palace, shook the dust in his hands, "What's the noise outside?"

This old immortal is the master of Tushita Palace, Taishang Laojun.Sitting in a golden elixir, a palace, high-ranking officials and rich salary, a boy with countless magic weapons, and a fairy whose cultivation base and knowledge can rival the Jade Emperor, he is naturally the most enviable fairy in the entire heaven besides the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

"Old gentleman! You have to decide for my bunny! She is the only memorial left to me by my ex-husband!" Chang'e cried and looked at Laojun with tears in her eyes.

"Nonsense! This is obviously a mortal rabbit!" Jindan boy couldn't help retorting when he saw the woman open her eyes and talk nonsense.

"Huh?" Taishang Laojun glared at the Jindan boy, and the boy shut his mouth embarrassingly, wanting to continue to refute.

　Money settings:
　　Each stall of the immortal will have a monthly salary, which is used to buy spiritual grass and spiritual seeds, eat immortal food, etc.

　　There are two types of monthly salary, Lingshi (1 top grade = 10 middle grade = 100 low grade)

　　蟠桃（9000年=10颗上品，6000年=20颗中品，3000年=20颗下品）与1金丹=1颗下品，可做钱用。

　　Every god over 1000 years old must take 20 golden pills or 1 3000-year-old flat peach every month to keep himself from dying.

　　Fairy age:

　　Above 100 = young fairy, above 500 = young fairy, above 1000 = young and middle-aged fairy, above 5000 = middle-aged fairy, over 10000 = old fairy
　　Fairy level:

　　仙级：上仙=100上品、高仙=50上品、太仙=10上品+50中品、玄仙=10上品+10中品+50下品、天仙=50中品、真仙=20中品+50下品、神仙=80下品、灵仙=50下品、至仙=20下品。

　　品级：真+50上、圣+40上、高+20上10中、太+50中、玄+20中、天+80下、神+50下、灵+20下、至+10下为次第（有称呼能加薪）
　　Buddhism: Walker, Venerable, King Kong, Arhat, Bodhisattva, Buddha, King Buddha, Buddha Emperor, Buddha, Buddha

　　Female fairies are called fairies without titles
　　
　
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