I was a group pet in Journey to the West

Chapter 2 I'm Really Too Southern!

"But I really like Tutuya!" Xiaotian's expression was very aggrieved, he didn't understand why Tutu didn't like him!Obviously he is so cute!The second brother often said that he is strong and handsome, and he is the best hunting dog!The second brother often hugs him and buries him on his dog belly sucking suck~
"Warning you!! Stay 500 meters away from me!! Otherwise, your dog's head will be blown!" The fierce threat roared, she is just a bunny!In addition to the age of the rabbit in the mortal world, it is only three months old!
Looking at Xiaotian who was licking his balls, the capitalized black lines almost overflowed the screen! !Can anyone tell her why dogs lick pale eggs like cats! !
What kind of god can raise such a stupid and unscrupulous dog
For the sake of her life, stay away from Xiaotian, stay away from Er (chang) Lang (state) God!
If it is an ordinary dog, it is not a strange behavior to smoke a dog.but!
MD Xiaotian is a dog who can transform into a big man! ! !

Imagine a cold handsome guy sucking on another guy with a nympho look on his face! Emmmm, where is the handsome Yang Jian in her childhood? ? ?Pay me back! ! !

Tutu complained expressionlessly about the two masters and servants, Xiao Tian is not a good dog, he thought it was a fierce and serious dog like the Shandong Fine Dog!Unexpectedly, it was a husky in the skin of a Shandong fine dog!Still the kind of young and stupid!

Ok?You ask why the rabbit does not change its human form to avoid being licked (bald) by Xiaotian (defense)?

Because she was a mortal rabbit when she crossed over, although she was reborn as a chicken and dog with Chang'e, her magic power is very poor!A dog like Xiaotian, which has been in the sky for hundreds of years, can already transform into a human form, but it can only last for a relatively short period of time.

But she can only conjure one head! ! !
What the hell is a human head? ? ?Can a rabbit with a human head see? !Who made the settings!God TM can play!When she transformed into a human head, the worst thing was that her head was so heavy that her head would always hit the ground when she was walking!

Because he likes to chase rabbits, Xiaotian has been out of his post for several days, which led to him being locked up in a cage by Erlang God when he went back yesterday!But it doesn't matter, Xiaotian is a smart dog!When the second brother went to work the next day, he pretended to have a stomachache, which attracted Brother Meishan to release him!While they were going to Laojun's place to get the elixir, they sneaked away!
"Oh! Xiaotian, you are here! We have been looking for you for a long time! The second master is almost in a hurry! Come back with me!" A man with white hair and long arms came, he was Mei Shan under the seat of Erlang God One of the brothers, Yuan Hong the White Ape, now looks very anxious.

When Xiaotian saw him, he immediately stopped pretending to be pitiful, his ears stood up straight, his tail flicked, "Yuan Hong, is the second brother on duty?" Then he turned to Tutu and said, "Tutu! Come play with you again!"

Then, Xiao Tian grabbed Yuan Hong's clothes, and started rushing back to the Hall of True Monarchs crazily!

"Slowly. Vomit. Slowly!!!" Only a few words left by Yuan Hong in the air can be heard. It seems that this man has gone through a life-and-death situation. I hope he can be well when he arrives at the Zhenjun Palace. Amen.

Tutu held his respect for Bai Yuan in his heart, it was not easy for the six Meishan brothers to have such a master and master's dog.but.
Comparing all this with the one in her family, alas... really. The family's ugliness must not be publicized! !I'm really too southern! ! !
(End of this chapter)