The strongest battle spirit system

Chapter 276 That's the toilet where Lord Dog once ruled the world
This Xuanyang City is not big at all, but it is not small at all.

Previously, Lin Xi's position was only in the corner of Xuanyang City. Now, after spending half an hour, he finally came to the area closer to the center of Xuanyang City, where the density of people is very high.

Not long after arriving here, Lin Xi heard the sound of a gong of 'dong dong dong'.

After a while, I saw a big banner waving in the wind, with four large characters written on it: Dog Killing Conference.

"dog?"

The first time Lin Xi saw this word, what Lin Xi thought of was Pippi, a silly dog.

He intentionally approached the stage area of ​​the 'Dog Killing Conference' to see if it was the little guy, but he never thought it was really the idiot Pippi.

"Squeak, squeak!"

Nine-color phoenix looked very happy when he saw Pippi!
Hearing it make a sound, Lin Xi hurriedly told it to shut up. At this time, if the idiot Pippi discovered the existence of the two of them, the show would be over. At that time, with Pippi Dog's cliché, two or three sentences They can be involved in the vortex of this dog extermination conference.

At this moment, Pippi Dog is tied to a stone pillar by a golden rope. In front of it, there are three sets of torture instruments. It will turn into a fierce tiger with a tiger's head, and the third set is a blue water-colored knife.

Facing these three sets of torture instruments, Pippi Dog, the idiot, was not afraid at all on the surface, holding his head high with a look of preferring death to surrender, but when a monk began to further heat the magma water, it finally revealed its secrets. up.

The two-centimeter-long dick couldn't help shivering, and the trickle drew a beautiful arc in the air.

"Hehe, smelly dog, are you scared to pee?" A bearded monk came over, looked at Pippi Dog, and sneered.

"You, don't talk nonsense, Mr. Dog is peeing normally. Look at the ground, I might as well tell you the truth. That's the toilet where Mr. Dog once ruled the world." Pippi pouted, and Niubi coaxed Continue to quibble.

"Really? Come on, execute! I want to see if you, a stinky dog, can survive these three sets of torture devices."

"You can't kill Master Dog. You couldn't kill Master Dog back then, and you can't kill Master Dog now. Those of you who can't kill Master Dog will eventually make Master Dog stronger. One day, Master Dog will bite off your penis. Let you know what cruelty is."

"Speak wild words, come, execute!"

The bearded monk no longer talks nonsense with Pippi Dog, the only thing he wants to see now is Pippi Dog crying in front of him, to avenge the "great revenge" of being bitten by Pippi Dog back then.

Seeing that the pot was extremely hot, the magma water, which had been raised to an unknown degree, slowly moved over and hovered over Pippi Dog's head. Said: "Oh, old thing, don't mess around, wait a minute, what the hell, wait a minute, Mr. Dog still has something to say."

"Smelly dog, tell me, the old man will give you a chance." The bearded monk had already seen through Pippi's tricks and said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Pippi Dog stopped barking immediately, and directly showed a dignified and apologetic expression, looked at the bearded monk seriously, and said: "God, in fact, Master Dog was caught by you on purpose this time. All I did was to come back to make up for the loss of your ass back then."

"Really?" the bearded monk asked.

Seeing that there was something going on, Pippi Dog's eyes lit up immediately, showing a flattering face, he nodded repeatedly and said, "Really! Master Dog has something very important to tell you."

"Important matter, what important matter?" The bearded monk came over and asked meaningfully.

Pippi was stunned for a moment, and couldn't utter a word after thinking for a long time. Finally, when the bearded monk raised his finger and was about to pour down the pot of magma water on Pippi's head, it Cai finally got impatient and shouted stupidly: "Master Dog wants to eat Wangzai's steamed buns."

"Wangzai steamed buns?"

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For a moment, countless spectators on and off the stage were stunned.

Lin Xi was also stunned. He didn't expect this silly dog ​​to want to eat even if his life was hanging by a thread, and he wasn't afraid of wasting food.

"Hurry up, find some Wangzai steamed buns for Lord Dog, Master Dog wants to eat Wangzai steamed buns." Pippi Dog shouted carelessly.

"Eat, eat your sister!"

The bearded monk was out of breath, and with a shake of his hand, all the hot lava water was poured down. In an instant, Pippi Dog howled loudly, probably the whole Xuanyang City could hear it it sounds.

However, when the magma water flowed over its body, nothing happened to the little guy's body. On the contrary, the mouth of this idiot screamed dry at the end, and he stretched out his long tongue to lick his mouth twice. The remaining magma water on the lower face.

"Fuck, why don't you put some salt? It's too bland!"

"boom"

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell down in an instant. The export of these two goods is astonishingly lethal!
"Hey, it seems that I still can't kill this dog. It's been killing for ten days."

"Yes!"

"This guy is simply 'dog strong'!"

Hearing the discussion of several monks next to him, Lin Xi realized that Pippi Dog was actually arrested ten days ago, and he has been 'killed' here for ten days now, but he still cannot be killed.

No wonder this guy said, 'You people who can't kill Lord Dog will eventually make Lord Dog stronger'.

The magma water didn't work, so the bearded monk directly used the next method, the tiger's head guillotine.

Put the Pippi dog into the tiger's mouth, the tiger instantly turned into a tiger's head, and then fell down drooling, but the Pippi dog was fine, but the tiger lost two sharp claws. front teeth.

This time, Pippi stopped barking, and the tiger barked for it.

"Give me the knife!"

The bearded monk became more and more annoyed, took the blue water-colored knife and stuck it on Pippi Dog's head. After a click, he found that the knife seemed a little small again. He glanced at it and was about to throw it away when he suddenly saw it. Pippi Dog's two-centimeter penis.

Angrily, he stabbed his penis with a knife.

Ow—

Pippi Gou never expected that the despicable trick that the bearded old man hadn't used for ten days would actually be used now.

"Oh, Nimabi, old bastard, stop, let go of Master Dog! Master Dog is fighting with you today, Master Dog hates people holding a broken knife against Master Dog's dog's root."

"Ohhh!!!"

"My old lady, you really dare to cut it! Let go of your spicy chicken kitchen knife, grass, cut it, and cut it, can your sister change it to poking?" Pippi dog yelled, his face was ashamed White.

Immediately, Pippi Dog gritted his teeth and struggled to get up and fight the bearded monk desperately.

However, as soon as its dog legs were lifted up, it was suddenly pressed to the ground by the bearded monk. The dog's back was firmly stuck to the ground, and only four paws were left waving indiscriminately upwards.

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In this situation, the 'crowds' who were watching did not know what to say.

At this moment, Lin Xi touched his forehead, and finally couldn't stand it anymore. This leather dog is really worrying!
He shook his body, raised his finger to point at his big beard, and a wise light flashed in his eyes, "Hey, stop! You stinky beard, I don't even want to cut it, when is it your turn, listen up, sir Huzi, your mother is calling you home for dinner"

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(End of this chapter)