Chapter 27 Beauty
Mi Dou Dou: "Why do you buy wine and meat?"

Xiao Jimo said seriously, "Welcome our aunt."

Mi Doudou took a deep breath, and tried to calmly explain to him what a big aunt is!In the end, both of them had a big red face.Xiao Jimo's wheat-colored face was obviously dark red, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, his lips were dry, and he licked his mouth unconsciously.

Mi Doudou stared at his red-faced stupidity, and gritted her teeth angrily.In the end, he could only cough in a low voice in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "Master, bring me a piece of clean cloth and trousers."

After Xiao Jimo left with a blushing face, Mi Doudou was ashamed and angry.Damn it, I have never been so embarrassing in my eight lifetimes.But the most depressing thing is that your uncle and aunt are here without sanitary napkins!
Taking the clean towel from Xiao Jimo's hand, Mi Doudou looked at Xiao Jimo who was still standing aside with black lines all over his face. "Sir, I need to change my pants."

Xiao Jimo nodded innocently: "Well, you change."

Mi Doudou twitched the corner of her lips: "Should you avoid it?"

Xiao Jimo pursed his lips, stared in surprise, and argued, "I, I am your husband."

Mi Doudou stared at him and gritted his teeth: "Are you going or not?"

Xiao Jimo pursed his lips full of grievance.He walked with one step and three turns.Mi Doudou looked at his reluctance and gave a "puchi" smile.Cursing secretly in his heart, what is honest and simple, he is clearly a stinky hooligan who wants to see others change his pants.

After dinner, Mi Doudou took out a sealable jar, cleaned the jar, scalded it with boiling water, and then soaked it in boiling water for a while.Wait until the bacteria are completely killed before pouring in the milk that Xiao Jimo had squeezed before and sealing it.If it is midsummer, then twelve hours would be fine.The weather is not too hot now, so if you want to make yogurt, you may have to wait for two days.

Then come to breast enlargement in these two days.It was the first time for her body in this world to be a big aunt, and the effect of taking some breast enhancement measures at this time was several times better than usual.After the menarche is over, the breast enlargement effect is better than usual when I come to my aunt again, but it is not as good as the first time.

Mi Doudou searched the stock at home.Unlike the pharmacy where there are so many medicinal materials, it seems that it can only be treated with diet.Thinking of the Mi Doudou women's vanity instantly exploded.Cooked egg flower rice wine glutinous rice balls, drank soy milk, and ate two pig's trotters.

"Hic." Mi Doudou accidentally burped, and Mi Doudou blinked in confusion.Xin Dao seems to have eaten too much. Although this diet is effective and has no side effects, it is slow to take effect.I can't be impatient, I'd better go to the pharmacy tomorrow to prescribe a few medicines and take a good care of myself.

Thinking of Mi Doudou secretly glanced at Xiao Jimo who was sitting beside her, but in fact, she blushed thinking.In fact, if there is a husband who massages her every day according to a special technique, the effect will be better than diet and medicine.Thinking of the way Xiao Jimo was milking the bison with her head down, her face flushed suddenly, and she shook her head violently, where was she thinking!
"Lady, what's the matter with you?" Xiao Jimo asked worriedly seeing Mi Doudou's blushing face and violent shaking of his head.

Listening to him, Mi Doudou's face turned even redder instantly, as if smoke was about to come out from the top of her head.Staring at him angrily, he growled, "It's none of your business!"

Xiao Jimo didn't understand his wife's irritable physique during the irritable period, so he was yelled at without thinking.He touched his nose innocently and went to milk the cow again.

The next day, Mi Doudou got up early and filled a large bowl of egg flower rice wine for herself and Xiao Jimo.Pregnant people in modern times often drink milk with rice wine.Eating eggs fermented with wine during the menstrual period is especially effective for breast enhancement.

Xiao Jimo tasted the egg flower rice porridge with a faint wine aroma, squinted his eyes and said, "Doudo, your cooking skills have improved again."

Mi Doudou looked at him enjoying himself and smiled.Xindao, let's drink, let's drink this stuff for seven days, so don't make you vomit.

Not long after arriving at the pharmacy, the neighbor next door sent her a message from Zhao Fugui.Mi Doudou nodded her head in thanks, but couldn't hide her worry in her eyes.Why are you in such a hurry?However, she went to deliver food to her husband at noon yesterday, and she didn't even have time to say goodbye in person.

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw a man who looked like a servant from a rich family and asked, "Excuse me, is this Doctor Mi Doudou?"

Mi Doudou nodded: "Yes, are you seeing a doctor or taking medicine?"

Seeing her nodding, the young man quickly bowed respectfully and said, "Doctor Mi, this villain is the steward of Mrs. Zhao's family, and I'm here to invite you to see my wife."

Mi Doudou's delicate eyebrows raised slightly, well, just as soon as she was short of money, someone rushed to deliver it.Such a fat rich man needs to be slaughtered.

In the antique courtyard with carved railings and painted buildings, Mi Doudou looked at the mansion of the landlord's family.Although she was worth over [-] million in her previous life, she was impoverished in this life. She just saw this antique and poetic courtyard.It felt like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden.

"Miss Doudou, you are here." Mi Doudou was originally sitting alone on the stone bench in the courtyard, when she saw the graceful and luxurious lady, she quickly got up and saluted.

Embroidered red robe, emerald earrings, golden steps.There is also a faint fragrance of plum blossoms on the body.But what is incompatible with this beautiful scenery is a foul smell in the air.Obviously, someone farted.

At the moment of embarrassment, Chuntao, a maidservant in pink beside the eldest lady, hurriedly bowed her head to make amends: "Madam, Doctor Mi, I am a servant girl. The servant girl has eaten up her stomach. Please, Doctor Mi, please don't take offense."

Mi Doudou raised her eyebrows to show that she was fine. It is common for people to eat whole grains and feel disgusted. As a doctor, she didn't think there was anything wrong.

Mi Doudou and the eldest lady sat on the stone benches respectively, and the eldest lady looked at Mi Doudou with a look of embarrassment.Finally, he bit his lips and made up his mind: "Miss Doudou, I am not afraid of making fun of you. Although I am the wife of the main house in this mansion, my husband is three years older than me, and now I am old and decrepit. Seeing Let the husband marry the concubines one by one, I..."

Mi Doudou looked at the spots on her face and the crow's feet around her eyes, and nodded clearly.It seems that a lady who has fallen out of favor has come to her for beauty.

"Miss Doudou." The lady continued, "My husband-in-law's newly married Li Miaomiao was very plump a while ago, and he fascinated my husband-in-law. He hasn't come to my place until now. Although I know that Douzi has big breasts , I drink soybean soup every day, but there is no effect, so I would like to invite you..."

It was another stink.

Now the three of them were a little embarrassed, but the little maidservant in pink still hurriedly said: "Madam, please forgive me, this servant has spoiled his stomach, servant girl, servant servant, I will never dare again."

Da Furen's delicately made-up face flashed a faint flush, and she coughed lightly: "Next time, don't eat indiscriminately."

Mi Doudou twitched the corners of her lips and gave a stiff smile, thinking that this ancient woman would go to great lengths to get her husband's favor.Shaking his head, he picked up a pen and wrote down the prescription for breast enlargement: yam for one penny, angelica for three pennies, ginseng for half a penny... After finishing writing, he patiently instructed: "Boil three bowls of water into one bowl of water, once in the morning and in the evening. Press this The prescription can be improved in less than half a month, and you can also eat more pork feet, chicken feet or beef tendons on weekdays. Pig feet, red dates and peanut soup are the best nourishing. Madam, don’t worry, this kind of thing is impatient No." After saying that, he added, "There is still that soybean soup, don't drink any more."

(End of this chapter)

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