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Chapter 106 Laozi is Tang San not Tang Seng

The village head's piercing eyes stayed on Tang San's body again from Cuihua's body, and his little walking stick twirled twice in his hand in a very fashionable way, and directly stuck on the ground, pointed at Tang San in the distance, and scolded: : "You green-haired boy, are you sick? What era is the mainland now?

Why can't you figure it out as a young man?In mainland China, it is all about free love. Although it is scary for young couples to tear apart in public, in fact, they just want to have some fun and excitement.

Since Cuihua followed Ma Hongjun to the crop field, she would definitely not reject any of Ma Hongjun's actions, they just wanted to have more fun.

Where did you come from, kid?It's ridiculous, there are still such good young men like you who "do what's right" on the mainland. You, a green-haired kid, really opened the eyes of this old man who has lived for more than 100 years!
Even people like me who have lived for so long have kept up with the times and started to fall in love freely. Now I already have a wife who truly loves me and is 80 years younger than me.
Cuihua is just trying her best to want Ma Hongjun, let him know that she is hard-won, different from other girls, let Ma Hongjun know how to cherish her, but you have destroyed her.

People's parents and me, a 100-year-old village head, don't care about it all the time, but you are lucky~ you meddle in your own business!You, you, you are really Ultra, you are too slow to react! "

Tang San was directly scolded by the hundred-year-old village head, and there was not a single dirty word in his words. Tang San said that his values ​​were directly refreshed by the village head. It seems that the clown has always been myself.

The teacher Xiao Bufan must have seen through it long ago, leaving me alone to accept the cruel consequences. It seems that I am not even as good as this centenarian. He even has a little wife who is 80 years younger...

Fuck~ Nima~ The girl next to him is several times prettier than Cuihua, and her figure is also extremely hot. The girl wearing a short skirt and seductive black silk is actually this old guy's little wife?Fuck~ Is this girl blind?At such an old age, she still loves her! ! !

I believe it~!

Because in Tang San's line of sight, the girl approached the village head old man, and used her abnormal weapon to attack the old man's arm, and kissed the old man's wrinkled face very intimately, without any look of disgust , I, Tang San, believe in you, I believe their love is stronger than gold!

It seems that this old guy is really apt to call me a super slow!I really am Otto, and my reaction is so slow!
Tang San began to reflect deeply on the spot, and his Green Silver Grass slowly disappeared because of his reflection, and when he came to his senses, he found that these villagers had tied him up.

Tang San suddenly felt that he had fallen for Su Yuntao and Matthew Nuo, what the hell~ I'm so cold!This is definitely going to tie me up and throw me in the frying pan!
Tang San shouted angrily: "I have said it several times, I am not the monk Tang in the story told by my teacher Xiao Bufan, eating my flesh will not make you immortal! Wuwuwu..."

Villager: This green-haired kid is probably stimulated, so let’s stimulate him again!
Tang San was in a fog, and wanted to continue to call out his backbone teacher Xiao Bufan to save him, but he found that his mouth had been stuffed with an unknown thing, which was very smelly, with a strong smell of stinky feet, But there was still such a faint fragrance, which made Tang San feel sick to the point of vomiting.

He looked down with his eyes, and found that there was something silky and velvety in his mouth, and his head looked aside, good guy~ He saw the village chief's wife, that is, the 20-year-old The black silk on the girl's legs has disappeared!
With this association, I immediately understood what the object in his mouth was, what the hell~ are her feet so smelly?What is that fragrant smell?

When Tang San was so smoked that tears came out of his eyes, and he fantasized in his heart that he would make a sound of "Zi la~" or "Ah ~ zi la" when he entered the frying pan, he felt that the scene in his eyes had changed. more and more familiar.

Because this was his way to Shrek Academy, of course he didn't feel any doubts, because Shrek Academy was located in one-third of this village.

Seeing the gate of Shrek Academy, his tears burst out immediately, because he thought of what his teacher said before leaving, that is, we will wait for you at Shrek Academy.

His city suddenly realized, because what his teacher Xiao Bufan said must have been predicted that he would be kidnapped by these villagers, so he came to Shrek to wait for him, he was going to be saved, he was going to be saved soon .

However, he did not see Xiao Bufan in the next journey, not even his senior brother Yu Xiaogang, but was directly tied to an iron pile, and then these villagers were in front of his eyes. A large cauldron was built, and a blazing fire was lit under the cauldron.

"Village chief, what should we do if we don't have so much oil?" Cuihua's father asked the village chief with a sad face.

The village chief smiled slightly, and said with a smile: "Jie Jie Jie~ Shanren has his own tricks, you can pour less oil, then remove his clothes, fry him slowly, and with the temperature of the oil pan, his body will naturally feel better. Is it out of gas?"

Cuihua's father said flatteringly: "The village head is really wise! Come and pour some oil into the frying pan!"

Tang San: Nima~Where is this a villager?This isn't a group of goblins!Master help me~!Your apprentice is going to be fried!
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"呵啦~"

This is not the sound of frying Tang San, but the sound of cooking in the canteen of Shrek Academy, at this time Shrek Academy Dean Flender.The hard-working man with a smile on his face is cooking big dishes with tears in his eyes!

No way, he can't do it!Because their Shrek Academy has guests, and this guest is still the kind who can't entertain, and Shao Xin, the original chef of their academy, has already changed jobs at this time, and it is these guests who have jumped.

These guests are all very awesome. One is Yu Xiaogang, his "best friend" who has been with him for decades and is also a "good brother". He is really cruel to Yu Xiaogang at this time. It's obvious, this guy robbed me of my girlfriend many years ago, not to mention robbing me of my girlfriend, he is still getting married in front of me!
Can I make him form this shit?I will be him when you get married, and I will draw a circle on the back to "bless" you, draw a circle, draw a circle, and wish you lovers and loyal brothers and sisters!
Then, what made him both happy and speechless was that just after he drew two circles, his wish came true. Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong were actually brothers and sisters, but he was not too happy either, because Liu Erlong It's just that he treats him as a good brother, a good brother who can rely on for nothing, have a meal together, hug and cry together!
In fact, to put it nicely, he is a good brother, but to put it bluntly, he is called a spare tire!

(End of this chapter)