immortal world

Chapter 1 Immortal Realm?

Pain, excruciating pain, as if the body had been ruthlessly squeezed by hundreds of people.Especially the face, probably comparable to a boiled pig's head, was very swollen.Waking up from a coma, Li Chengzhu couldn't help but scold him.

Why?I finally went out for a trip, but was struck by lightning.Who did I provoke?Li Chengzhu was indignant.

There seemed to be another woman in his vague memory, and he flew into the sky with her in his arms.

It's over, I was struck dumb by lightning!Li Chengzhu thought sadly, otherwise how could this illusion be so real?
Youyou opened her eyes, and in front of her was an old face full of wrinkles, almost her entire face was attached to Li Chengzhu's, so close that Li Chengzhu felt that he could almost smell the other person's bad breath.

"My lord, are you awake?" The owner of the old face said with a smile when he saw Li Chengzhu open his eyes.

The strong odor made Li Chengzhu hurried back a few steps regardless of the great pain in his body. He thought that he was right. This guy's bad breath is like a latrine that hasn't been cleaned for hundreds of years. He suppressed the nausea in his heart and said: " Stay away from me, how long has it been since you brushed your teeth?"

"Brush your teeth?" The old man in front of him asked suspiciously, "Oh, the young master is talking about Shukou, right?"

"One meaning." Li Chengzhu waved his hand.

"Well, it's a long time ago, so I really can't remember it, let me count..." The old man counted with a serious face, pinching his fingers.

Li Chengzhu rolled his eyes, he had never seen such a shameless person, could this guy be so poor that he couldn't even afford toothpaste?When he carefully looked at the old man in front of him, Li Chengzhu was shocked.

This guy is dressed exactly like an ancient man, wearing a linen robe, a silk scarf on his head, hemp boots, and a goatee that is more than half a foot long. If he takes a pickaxe, then It is a standard image of an ancient peasant in northern Shaanxi.

You won't be struck by lightning and come back to ancient times, right?Li Chengzhu sweated as follows.

Seeing that the old man was still frowning carefully, Li Chengzhu asked with a trembling voice: "Excuse me, which dynasty is this?"

"Dynasty?" The old man was puzzled, "If we talk about the dynasty, if I remember correctly, it should be Tianhe 4795 now."

"Tianhe?" Li Chengzhu was thinking hard about the historical knowledge he had forgotten. Has he ever heard of any dynasty with the name of Tianhe?And there is no dynasty in history that has ruled the world for more than 4000 years.Could it be...a different world?

Looking up, there is a dense forest not far away, with thick trees towering into the sky, various unnamed birds resting on the branches, and one or two inexplicable animals jumping out of the forest from time to time.There are no clouds in the sky, no sun, only a vast expanse of whiteness. Isn't this the standard different world in the legend?

"Oh my god, you kill me." Li Chengzhu wailed for a while. He thought it was a big deal to be hacked back to ancient times, but he was hacked to another world.

"My lord, why are you doing this? Isn't it your mortal dream to come here, why are you still crying?" The old man was puzzled.

"Wuuu... If only I had fucked my girlfriend the night before yesterday, pretending to be innocent, I'm still a virgin. Now that I'm gone, that bitch will definitely give me a cuckold." Li Chengzhu cried loudly, beating his chest blunt foot.

"..." The old man stroked his goatee and remained silent.

After Li Chengzhu finished venting, the old man asked leisurely: "Do you really want to go back?"

"Nonsense! I don't have supernatural powers and spells, so stay in this wild world and wait to die?" Li Chengzhu felt even more aggrieved. The protagonists who were hacked into other dimensions in ordinary books were all coaxed by bulls. Controlling electricity is omnipotent, but it was my turn to get hacked in vain.

"Wildness?" The old man was puzzled, and then smiled, undeniably, "Actually, it's not impossible."

When he heard that he could return to the earth and not have to face some terrifying monsters in this undeveloped world, Li Chengzhu became excited even to his toes.No longer caring about his bad breath, he jumped in front of the old man and hurriedly asked, "What can I do?"

The old man raised his eyes and looked Li Chengzhu up and down carefully, and smiled: "Cultivate into a Daluo Jinxian, use your great supernatural power to forcefully pass through the reverse passage!"

"I...day!" Li Chengzhu opened his mouth wide, as if an invisible banana had been inserted.

Daluo Jinxian, Cultivation of Immortals, Immortal Realm, these words only appear in those fantasy novels, as a reporter, Li Chengzhu has also heard some rumors, and thought that these were false, but he did not expect to hear these things again from this old man.Is it here...

"Then... where is this place?" When Li Chengzhu asked this sentence, he felt like a woman who was stripped naked and waiting to be fucked, nervous and helpless.

The old man chuckled: "This is the fairyland."

……really.

"Are you a fairy?" He didn't expect to see the legendary fairy, and he took out his camera habitually to take a few pictures, but the pain in his body made him unable to move a single bit, and his fingers stiffened there for a while.

The old man's face darkened, and he smiled mischievously, "Well, although I'm not a fairy, I'm not far from a fairy."

"Why are there immortals in the fairy world?" Li Chengzhu asked in surprise.

The old man curled his lips: "Could it be that the human world is full of people? What a fuss!"

Li Chengzhu scratched his head: "That's true."

Although he knew that the old man was not a fairy, he still couldn't help but asked eagerly, "Can you send me back?"

The old man even rolled his eyes: "If you want to get rid of the scum, you can try jumping into the reverse passage, but don't blame me for not reminding you when you don't even have a soul. The reverse passage can tear the soul apart."

"..."

A fallen leaf flew from nowhere and flew past Li Chengzhu's eyes, and landed gently on the ground.

Another fallen leaf flies by gently...

Another fallen leaf flies by gently...

Once again a fallen leaf flew by gently...

And a fallen leaf flies by gently...

……

The old man was furious: "The author lied about the word count, boy, don't you know what to say?"

Only then did Li Chengzhu ask weakly: "Why did I come here? Isn't this the fairy world? I'm a mortal in the world."

The old man stroked his goatee's beard: "I don't know the specifics, but you flew up to the fairy world from Yunxian Lake together with Fairy Gu."

"Ancient Fairy? Immortal Pregnant Lake?" Li Chengzhu was stunned.

"Yunxian Lake is the most precious treasure in the fairy world. It can be said to be the foundation of the fairy world. It is the lake behind you." The old man raised his hand and pointed at Li Chengzhu's back.

Li Chengzhu looked back, and saw an incomparably huge lake behind him. The clear water of the lake allowed his sight to penetrate to a very deep distance. A huge vortex in the middle of the lake was driving the water in the lake to flow continuously. rotate.Although the distance is far away, you can still feel the power that can tear the air.

"That vortex is the reverse passage." The old man pointed to the vortex and said to Li Chengzhu, "If the immortal cultivators in the lower world meet the requirements, they will be instructed to ascend to the fairy world from this reverse passage by receiving the instructions of the immortal light. If you are in the world, you must have the ability to withstand the power of the reverse channel, such as... Da Luo Jinxian."

Looking at the huge vortex in front of him, Li Chengzhu felt chills in his heart. He really couldn't figure out how he was able to stand here through the reverse passage intact.

The old man seemed to have seen through the doubts in Li Chengzhu's heart, and said with a smile: "Everyone who has successfully cultivated immortality will be protected by Yunxian Lake in the Ascension Immortal Realm. This is the function of receiving the immortal light. As long as you are under the protection of receiving the immortal light, You won’t be torn apart by the power of the reverse channel. That’s why you can stand here intact.”

"But... I have never cultivated immortality." Li Chengzhu asked out the doubts in his heart.

The old man lowered his head and pondered for a long time before he said, "You should have heard a saying: If one person attains the Tao, the chicken and the dog ascend to heaven! This should be the case with you."

"What kind?" Li Chengzhu asked anxiously.

"The ancient fairy was intruded by you during the ascension process. Although the ascension was successful, the reception of the fairy light brought you to the fairy world." The old man speculated, although the result of the speculation did not match the facts, but Not far behind.In fact, the thunder and lightning that struck Li Chengzhu was a sky thunder reflected by Fairy Gu's magic weapon when he was ascending.Fortunately, it was only the last thunder, and Li Chengzhu was immediately enveloped by Immortal Light. Otherwise, Li Chengzhu, a mere mortal, would surely die if he was not protected and reformed by Immortal Light.

"By the way?" Li Chengzhu's eyes widened, "Can this kind of thing be done by the way?"

The old man shook his head and muttered to himself: "It is reasonable to say that this is impossible. Although ascension is not dangerous, there is still thunder, and two people ascending together is already a little more difficult than crossing the calamity. Did Lei Gong drink too much last night?"

The corners of Li Chengzhu's mouth twitched, like a Mona Lisa with a beard.

"Anyway, you have come to the fairyland, congratulations!" the old man said to Li Chengzhu with a smile.

Fuck me, I was struck by lightning for no reason, and was dragged to this unfamiliar place, what is there to congratulate.

Li Chengzhu curled his lips and asked, "Where is that ancient fairy?"

No wonder the hallucination was so real, it turned out to be real.Thinking of the softness that his own hands grasped in a daze, Li Chengzhu laughed obscenely.

"Let's go." The old man said simply.

"Gone? Where did you go?" Li Chengzhu became angry. Since it wasn't a hallucination, the little feet that slammed into his handsome face were also real?No wonder I felt my face was swollen when I woke up, and it hasn't gone away until now.

"Go to the Heavenly Court to report, since you have ascended to the Immortal Realm, of course you have to be under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Realm." The old man said it as a matter of course.

"Fuck..." Li Chengzhu cursed secretly.

"Cough..." At this time, the old man approached Li Chengzhu with a wretched face, "My lord, do you have a grudge against her?"

"no!"

"So you stole her magic weapon?"

"nor!"

"Could it be...you molested him?" The old man looked surprised.

"My day... what do you want to say?" Li Chengzhu asked impatiently.

The old man stroked his goatee beard, "Actually, Fairy Gu is quite beautiful..." He paused, as if remembering something amazing, he shuddered all over his body: "It's just too fierce. It's no wonder, anyone Even a fairy would be angry if someone just shared half of the fairy light, so son, even if she kicked you hundreds of feet and slapped you hundreds of times, you shouldn't be angry with her... Ah, did I tell you that another function of receiving the immortal light is to help the newly ascended immortal shape the immortal golden body?"

Li Chengzhu only felt the anger burning in his heart, and he said why his whole body hurts like being stabbed by hundreds of people?It turned out that he was kicked hundreds of times by that crazy woman.Fuck me.

"Oh, that's right." The old man said again, "When Fairy Gu went to Heaven to report, she told me to take good care of you."

Li Chengzhu was surprised: "Has that woman's conscience been eaten by a dog yet?"

"She said that when she is free, she will come back and take care of you slowly."

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(End of this chapter)