He's clearly heartbroken

Chapter 143 Nosebleeds

Chapter 143 Nosebleeds
The gloomy voice made Jiang Xiaochuan, who was sitting on the chair, shiver with fright. He looked over there weakly with his innocent little eyes, and found that his boss was staring at him coldly.

"What did you drink?"

Jiang Xiaochuan was dumbfounded.

At this moment, Duan Duan was full of brain fog and was about to ask, but suddenly felt a hot stream gushing out of his nasal cavity.

She touched it with her hands in doubt, and saw the blood stains on her hands, she panicked all of a sudden.

"Brother Ah Zhan, I seem to have a nosebleed!"

Pei Zhan ignored the culprit, and quickly supported the back of the girl's head with his hands, "Raise your head."

He turned around and took out a few tissues to gently press her nose, "Come on, press yourself, I'll take you to the infirmary."

The continuous flow of heat didn't seem to stop in a short time, so Duan Duan choked up subconsciously, "I'm fine, why did I suddenly have a nosebleed, since I was a child, I have never had a nosebleed, woo, right? What's wrong?"

"Don't be afraid, it's just a nosebleed, it'll be fine."

With comforting words in his mouth, Pei Zhan leaned over and picked up the chattering girl by the waist, and gave them a back view of minus [-] degrees under the eyes of the three in the office.

Looking at the empty doorway, Ye Bai gloated and patted the shoulder of the person next to him, "Xiao Chuan, as a brother, let me mourn for you for three minutes."

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The person concerned swallowed saliva without any trace, and said in a neutral voice: "Little Junior Sister has a nosebleed, and it has nothing to do with me."

"It doesn't matter? Junior sister only drank your Laoshizi Longjin Zhuanggu tea after listening to your nonsense. How dare you say it has nothing to do with you!"

As a result, Jiang Xiaochuan was completely restless.

Hey, he suddenly remembered something.

Before leaving last night, Junior Sister pointed to the black thing in the pot in the pantry and asked what it was. He joked casually that it was for beauty and beauty. Unexpectedly, when everyone didn't pay attention, Junior Sister would...
Jiang Xiaochuan wanted to cry, but this time he really dug his own hole to bury himself.

"What should I do, the boss will definitely kill me alive."

Seeing his unlovable appearance, Lin Yihan sat on the side calmly and comforted him: "Don't be too pessimistic, the boss would beat his brother for a trivial matter, and with his temper, at most he will let you squat down and beat him." Two hour code."

"!"

Rather than squatting and typing code, he would rather be whipped.

Jiang Xiaochuan grabbed his hair in annoyance, and after a while sighed, he grabbed harder and harder.

Ye Bai's scalp was numb as he watched from the side, and kindly reminded: "It's useless to self-mutilate, even if you pull out all your hair, what should come will still come, my condolences."

Why there is such a thing as squatting and typing codes, the matter can be traced back to a stinky bug in Jiang Xiaochuan's programming.

Among the few members of 404, Jiang Xiaochuan is often called a tentacle monster. His code speed can complete a banner carousel on the homepage in up to 2 minutes, and it is written directly by source CSS without using any ready-made framework. .

But the so-called haste makes waste. While maintaining the speed, one of the most common mistakes Jiang Xiaochuan made was to write the separator in English punctuation as a Chinese semicolon.

At first glance, there is not much difference between the two punctuation marks, but for programming, the slightest loss is far away, and the result of mistakenly writing Chinese semicolons is that the entire code is reported in red.

Changing punctuation seems simple, but only the person involved knows the pain.

With hundreds or thousands of lines of code, it only takes a few minutes to write a program, but it takes nearly 10 minutes to modify the program. This kind of behavior that wastes time and drags down the team's progress is what Pei Zhan hates the most.

So since then, Pei Zhan has issued a death order to Jiang Xiaochuan. Every time he mistypes a separator, he has to squat and type the code for two hours. If he makes a mistake, he will execute it immediately, and there is no room for negotiation.

Needless to say, although the trick was a bit harsh, the effect was immediate.

Up to now, Jiang Xiaochuan's error rate has been successfully reduced to [-]%, um, it is basically cleared.

Originally, I thought that I would finally not have to squat code, but who knew that God saw that his life was too comfortable, and the sky sent a dragon tendon strong bone tea to trick him.

That old man who sells tea, you have done me a disservice.
(End of this chapter)

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