Rebirth of the Great Wilderness, I shall mention it

Chapter 193

Monkey King first listened to the old woman's words, and then listened to Zhu Bajie's words, and said with a wild smile: "The ancients said that when the melons are ripe, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. Stupid, haha, don't worry, this time has come... .Of course I will know! Wahahaha!"

When Zhu Bajie heard the sound, his heart became disheartened, he twisted his fat belly, and murmured dejectedly: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to die..."

"Hahaha, I can't take it... I'm going to die...Second senior brother, don't be awkward, don't move your fetal gas, and let the baby in your womb get prenatal disease, that's not good! Hahahaha" Monk Sha Wujing said at this moment Hearing this, he also laughed wildly.

When Zhu Bajie heard the words, the pig's heart was broken, and the rake in his hand fell to the ground, with tears in his eyes, he ran to Monkey King and cried, "Brother Monkey, the old pig was wrong before, please look at the past Let me find some stable wives for the old pig! The stomach is so turbulent this time, I'm afraid it's the prenatal pain!"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing almost burst out laughing, laughing wildly all over the world.

Laozhu and Tang Sanzang, who were standing blankly, looked at the people around them who were laughing wildly, and suddenly felt extremely depressed, and they even wanted to die.

"Old, old man. I don't know if you have a doctor here? I'll teach my apprentice to buy some abortion pills and take it. Let's have an abortion!" Tang Sanzang's face turned from white to red, and then to black, he couldn't stand it Yes, and asked.

"Old woman, I also know that you are impatient, so I won't tease you... This fetus, ordinary beating, taking abortion pills, etc., are useless. It's just that there is a Jieyang on Zhengnan Street here. There is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole. You have to take a sip of water from the well to relieve the fetal gas. However, a Taoist came to Jieyang Mountain a few years ago, and he was called Ruyi True Immortal. The Poer Cave was converted into Juxian Nunnery to protect the spring water of the fetus, and he was unwilling to give it to others. But those who want water need bonus gifts, sheep wine and fruit plates, and sincere offerings, just to get him a bowl of water. .You wandering monks, how can you get a lot of money to buy those? But you can only live next to each other, and give birth when the time comes.”

"If that's the case, then it's easy to handle. May I ask the old lady, how far is Jieyang Mountain from here?" Sun Wukong, who had just recovered from his wild laughter, said slowly after hearing the words.

"Thirty miles away from here." Hearing this, the old woman replied slowly with a smile.

"Okay, master, please wait here for a while, and wait for the apprentice to go to get water to relieve the fetal gas for the master." Sun Wukong nodded when he heard the words, turned around and saluted Tang Sanzang, and said .

After the words fell, Sun Wukong disappeared without a trace, leaving only a voice transmission for Sha Wujing.

"Lao Sha, take good care of the master and Laozhu here first, I will go back as soon as I go."

Sha Wujing, who was laughing wildly on the ground, heard the words, nodded slightly invisibly, stood up immediately, and helped Tang Sanzang and Laozhu, whose belly was getting bigger and bigger, into the wine shop.

Thirty miles south of the restaurant, there is Mount Jieyang.

Sun Wukong, who was soaring in the clouds, looked at the mountain surrounded by lush mountains and forests, full of rich aura, and couldn't help but click his tongue. He didn't expect that there would be such a good place in the barren Xiniu Hezhou in the human world, although it was far less than Longevity Mountain, Lingshan and Hezhou. My own Huaguo Mountain is also a very good fairy mountain.

"This Ruyi Immortal's cultivation level is not low!" Sun Wukong thought as he landed in front of the Taoist temple on the top of the mountain, feeling the imposing manner of the Ruyi Immortal.

"Is the Ruyi True Immortal in Guannei here?" Lang Lang's sound wave came out of Monkey King's mouth.

I don't know who it is. . .Well? !you are? "After the words fell, the gate of the Taoist temple was slowly pushed open, and a Taoist wearing a star crown, a scarlet Taoist robe, and a golden Taiji diagram behind his back walked out. The Taoist was smiling and talking, but suddenly he was taken aback. Because the people in front of the door, he can't see through the realm of cultivation.

"True immortals are polite, I am Sun Wukong, the great disciple of the great Tang monk who traveled westward to learn scriptures. My master accidentally drank the water from the Zimu River, so I came here to ask for some spring water from the Falling Taiquan Spring." Sun Wukong said with a smile.

As soon as True Immortal Ruyi heard the words Sun Wukong, his eyes shot out a burst of golden light, and he shouted, "Are you really Monkey King?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "As the saying goes, a gentleman does not change his name when he does business, and does not change his surname when he sits. I am Monkey King!"

"Wow! What a monkey head, you really have nowhere to look for, and it doesn't take much effort to get here. I was really looking for you, but you came to the door by yourself!" The real fairy Ruyi shouted.

"You are looking for me, why are you looking for me?" Sun Wukong asked puzzled.

"You have to ask yourself this. Pomonkey, look at the hook!" Immortal Ruyi shouted, and the Ruyi hook in her hand went towards Monkey King.

Sun Wukong has sharp eyes and quick hands. Seeing the True Immortal Ruyi attacking, he took out the golden cudgel, and immediately put it on the Ruyi hook of the True Immortal Ruyi, saying: "Why are you so disrespectful? I'm begging you, why don't you say anything else? But come to beat me?"

"You damn monkey, do you know who I am?" Zhenxian Ruyi said angrily.

"You, to be more polite, say you are a Ruyi True Immortal, and more politely say, you are just a bull demon!" Sun Wukong was also a little angry, and naturally he would not be very polite when speaking.

"Since you know, why are you talking too much!" True Immortal Ruyi retracted the Ruyi Hook and attacked Monkey King again.

"Your grandfather, my grandson hasn't caused trouble since he returned to Buddhism. When did he offend you? If you don't stop, I won't be polite!: Sun Wukong was so angry that he cursed.

"Okay, then let me ask you, is your master Tang Sanzang?"

Sun Wukong said: "Exactly, exactly."

True Immortal Ruyi gritted her teeth and said angrily: "Have you ever met a Holy Infant King?"

Sun Wukong said: "He is the nickname of the red boy monster in the Huoyun Cave of Haoshan Dry Pine Stream. The real fairy asked him what's wrong?"

Ruyi Zhenxian said: "That is my nephew, I am the brother of the Bull Demon King. The former brother has a letter to report to me, saying that Tang Sanzang's great apprentice Sun Wukong was lazy and killed him. I have nowhere to find it here. You take revenge, you come looking for me, what more water do you need!"
"It's a real fairy. Your brother Ling used to be friends with me, and he also worshiped the seventh brother when he was young, but he just didn't know the respect of the master, so he was disappointed. Now my nephew has benefited, and now he has done good deeds with Guanyin Bodhisattva. Wealthy boy, if we are not as good as you, how can you blame me?" Sun Wukong laughed.

True Immortal Ruyi yelled: "This is a hozen! He's even tongue-in-cheek! My nephew is better off as a king, or as a slave? Don't be rude! Take this hook from me!"

Sun Wukong used the golden cudgel to support him and said, "Don't talk about beating the real immortal, and go with some spring water."

"Powhozen! I don't know how to live or die! If the enemy wins me, I will go with you; if the enemy doesn't go, I will only chop you into meat sauce, and then I will avenge my nephew."

"I'll make you ignorant! Since you want to fight, let's have fun!" Sun Wukong was also angry at this time, and cursed.

At the moment, the two fought in Juxian Nunnery.True Immortal Ruyi's Ruyi hook is as strong as a scorpion's poison, but Monkey King's golden cudgel is as ruthless as a dragon's top.The two of them were fighting for a while.

However, Sun Wukong is now a quasi-sage after all. Although his quasi-sage still has a lot of water, it is not comparable to the early Daluo Jinxian like Ruyi Zhenxian.After a long time, the mana recovery of True Immortal Ruyi couldn't keep up with the consumption, and gradually showed a disadvantage.

Seeing this, Monkey King knew that Immortal Ruyi couldn't hold on any longer, so he simply increased his strength a bit, so as to make a quick decision.

Once again, the golden cudgel in Sun Wukong's hand was like a mad dragon going out to sea, tumbling in the air, and hit the head and face towards the real fairy Ruyi.

True Immortal Ruyi strutted left and right a few times before being hit on the left shoulder by Sun Wukong.Immortal Ruyi screamed in pain, dragged the Ruyi hook backwards, and fled up the mountain.

Sun Wukong was worried about Tang Sanzang, so he didn't bother to chase after him, so he went straight to Juxian Nunnery.

I don't want to, the gate of the nunnery has already been closed at this time.Holding the earthen bowl, he rushed to the door, kicked the door of the nunnery with all his strength, and rushed in. Seeing the real fairy Ruyi lying on the well rail, Monkey King yelled and raised his stick to hit him. Ran.

Sun Wukong found the bucket and was fetching water by himself, but was rushed to the front by the Ruyi Immortal, who made the Ruyi hook hook Sun Wukong to his feet and fell, and fell to the ground.

Sun Wukong got up and hit with the stick, but he stood aside, clinging to the hook and said: "See if you can get my water!"

Monkey King scolded: "Come up! Come up! I'll beat you to death, you bastard!" The True Immortal Ruyi didn't step forward to resist the enemy, but restrained him, not allowing him to fetch water.

Seeing that he was not moving, Monkey King turned the golden cudgel with his left hand and the bucket with his right hand, and let the rope down abruptly.He came to use the hook again.Sun Wukong couldn't support it with one hand, and he hooked his foot again, pulled his heel, and fell down the well.

Sun Wukong said: "This fellow is rude!" He got up and beat the general with both hands and clubs.True Immortal Ruyi still left, not daring to meet the enemy.Sun Wukong wanted to fetch water again, but there was no bucket, and he was afraid of the hook, so he thought to himself: "Go and call a helper!"

With a pat on the top of the head, Monkey King said: "Come out!".

Suddenly, a golden light flashed, and a monkey who was the same as Monkey King appeared in front of Monkey King.This is the evil corpse Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said to Qitian Dasheng: "You go to that spring to fetch water, and I will prevent him from making trouble."

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven smiled, sang "Okay", conjured up a bucket, and went to the Falling Tire Spring.

This time, as soon as True Immortal Ruyi came out and wanted to make trouble, he was beaten up by Monkey King who was waiting by the driver, and had to run away again.And Monkey King over there also hit the spring smoothly.

After taking back the evil corpse, and bringing the spring water from Luotai Spring, Monkey King returned on a cloud.

Not long after, Monkey King returned to the wine shop.Seeing Zhu Bajie with his stomach full, he was leaning on the doorpost and humming.Monkey King quietly stepped forward and said, "Idiot, when did you occupy the room?"

Zhu Bajie panicked and said: "Don't make fun, Brother Monkey, did you ever get water?" Sun Wukong wanted to play tricks on him, but Tang Sanzang also asked: "Wukong, did you ever get that spring water?" "

"Naturally!" Sun Wukong smiled and put the spring water down.

The old woman was also happy when she saw her, and she came out to worship after a few mouthfuls: "Bodhisattva, it's rare! It's rare!" Then she hurriedly took a flower porcelain cup, scooped up half of it, and handed it to Tang Sanzang. : "Teacher, eat carefully, just one sip will relieve the fetal gas."
Zhu Bajie at the side said: "I don't need a cup, just wait for me to drink the bucket."

The old woman laughed and said, "This elder, if he eats this bucket of water, his intestines and stomach will be completely melted!"

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he didn't dare to do anything wrong, and only ate half a cup.When there was a meal there, both of them had cramps in their stomachs, and they could only hear three or five bowel sounds.

After the borborygmus, Zhu Bajie couldn't help it, and he urinated and defecated, and Tang Seng couldn't help but go to a quiet place to relieve his hands.

The old lady fetched two clean buckets and taught him two methods.In a short while, each row was done several times before I felt the pain, and gradually the swelling disappeared, and the bloody lumps of flesh melted away.The old woman cooked some white rice porridge to nourish their deficiency.

Afterwards, everyone rested for a while in the wine shop, drank some hot soup, and then said goodbye to the old lady, picked up their luggage and continued on their way.

(End of this chapter)