Chapter 49 Send Yamato to your room in person!
"Cut, a system that can't be transformed into a beautiful girl is frankly not a good system!"

Ling Feng complained.

[The system was silent for a while, and then said: Well, in fact, I can also be materialized, and the beautiful girl is not a problem, my image can be changed at will.It’s just that it can’t become the kind with flesh and blood, but a mechanical girl made of steel, if the host is not afraid of breaking the chicken...]

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Ling Feng hurriedly interrupted the system, "Although my current physical fitness is not enough, in the future, it should be possible to wear steel plates every day, but it is not necessary, so you should be your system, don't be special. She turned into a mechanical girl."

"Otherwise this book will be renamed "Stories My Robot Girlfriend and I Have to Tell"!"

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"Little devil, what are you waiting for? Come up and fuck me!"

Kaido looked at the revived Ling Feng standing there, didn't know what to think, didn't move, and reminded, "Today, if you can make me take a step back, tomorrow I will f---ing personally Send Yamato to your room!"

Ling Feng, "???"

What the hell, he really is his biological father!
Ling Feng said that he must not learn from Kaido in the future.

If he and Yamato have a daughter, they must be well protected and not given a chance to outside LSPs!

"Are you serious? As long as I tell you to take a step back, you will send Yamato to my room in person?"

Ling Feng looked at Kaido and asked, he couldn't wait.

It's also a fist-to-flesh fight, how can Kaido have any fun with Yamato?

"Of course, I never lie!"

Beast Kaido promised.

only……

Why does Kaido's words sound so familiar?
Oh, so I once said that too?
That's fine!

After all, there should not be many men in this world who are full of lies like him.

Especially with Kaido's long face, it doesn't look like he would lie often!
"The old man is here!"

Ling Feng shrugged his shoulders, moved his body, put himself in the peak state, and then shouted thunder...

Dozens of lightning bolts struck him directly in the sky.

The arc surged, making Ling Feng at this moment look as shocking as the God of Thunder in charge of thousands of thunders, making people frightened.

Surrounded by thunder, Ling Feng appeared behind Kaido.

He jumped up and kicked Kaido in the back of the head.

Kaido didn't even turn around, but stretched out his hand, grabbed Ling Feng's ankle with lightning speed, and smashed it to the ground!

"Bang bang bang!"

Kaido grabbed Ling Feng and slammed it down hard on the ground again and again.

Within a few strokes, Ling Feng's entire body disappeared.

There is only one leg left in Kaido's hand!

"Too weak, too weak, really too weak."

Kaido threw away Ling Feng's thigh and sighed, "Little brat, you are too weak in terms of strength and body. Such a weak man cannot survive in this sea. Of course, you can also fight Doing evil and doing whatever you want with the status of father and son-in-law, but, as a man, is it really good to eat soft food?"

"Eating soft rice, what's wrong?"

The revived Ling Feng patted his buttocks and said with a smile, "I was originally a man who could rely on my face to make a living. Why do you have to let me rely on my skills? Although it is said that men conquer the world and women conquer men. But if so, Is the person standing at the top of the world a woman?"

"If the person standing at the top of the world is a woman, then if I conquer her, is it equivalent to conquering the world?"

"Hey, can you say such shameless remarks?"

Kaido gritted his teeth and looked at Ling Feng. Originally, he thought that Ling Feng had gone through such a bloody battle and understood that this is a world where the weak prey on the strong, and only being strong is the most important thing.Everything else is illusory!

But listen, listen to Ling Feng's words, are these frankly human words?

Actually delusional to conquer the world by conquering women?
Are you worthy?
Lao Tzu has such a strong physique, and the perpetual motion machine that can last for ten days and ten nights does not have this opportunity?
Do you still want it?

Looks more handsome than Lao Tzu, isn't he?
What is the use of the silver-like pewter tip?

A real man depends on that golden cudgel that can be long or short, thick or thin, soft or hard!

"Why can't you say it? Trees without bark will surely die, people are shameless and invincible, understand? Is it my fault that I am handsome and can eat soft food? I think you are just jealous of me!"

As for his liking to eat soft rice, Ling Feng felt that there was nothing shameful about it.

After all, people's stomachs are not the same. Some people can only eat hard food, while others are naturally suitable for soft food.

Like him!
It is suitable for eating soft rice!
It's a pity that God didn't give him such a chance.

If it wasn't Sky Island that he had just appeared, but among the flowers, he might have married Im and reached the pinnacle of pirates!

Kaido, "..."

"Damn brat, if I don't kill you a hundred times today, I won't be a beast!"

Kaido rushed towards Ling Feng ferociously.

Holding down Ling Feng's head, he pressed hard on the ground.

Ling Feng's head burst like a watermelon!
"Isn't Beast your title? When did it become your surname?"

The revived Ling Feng looked at Kaido strangely and asked, "Could it be that the red-haired Shanks' surname is red-haired?"

"Your family lives by the sea? Do you care so much?"

Kaido pressed Ling Feng's head again, and then slammed down hard on the ground.

Bang, the head exploded again.

"I fuck your daughter!"

The revived Ling Feng cursed, "It's cool to press my head, isn't it? Haven't you heard that women can't touch their buttocks, and men can't touch the back of their heads either?"

"Who said that? Why didn't I know there was such a thing?" Kaido asked strangely.

"I said so, what's the matter?" Ling Feng raised his chest and said as a matter of course.

"boom!"

Kaido punched Ling Feng head-on in the face, and Ling Feng's handsome face was instantly distorted, with nosebleeds flying, "What's the matter? Do you really have the guts to say it? Then I'm going to beat you today." Then take a photo of your face, if you tell me that you are handsome in front of me in the future, then I will show you the horrible face that I beat up, and let you see the danger of pirates!"

"[email protected]#$%^&…”

Ling Feng covered his face, several teeth were missing, Kaido couldn't understand what he said.

He simply punched Ling Feng again, killing Ling Feng.

Looking at the revived Ling Feng, Kaido asked, "What did you just say?"

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(End of this chapter)

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