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Chapter 712 Have you figured it out?Not sure?
The examination venue is large enough to accommodate tens of thousands of candidates. Each candidate has a cubicle with a feces bucket and a fire stove.

It means that if you are hungry, you can start a fire and cook in it, but don’t make any noise to disturb other people. After all, the exam is a day. It’s normal to be hungry, but you need to bring your own rice and vegetables.

The feces bucket is more normal. Except for handing in the papers, you are not allowed to go anywhere, and you just pull it inside to prevent cheating.

On the forehead of the examination room, there is a demon mirror. Candidates have to enter from here. Only after they have verified their integrity can they enter the examination room, so as to prevent evil spirits and cholera from the examination room.

When the time comes, after the Xuanshi bathes and burns incense, he will attract Wenqu Xingjun's Wenqi protection on the altar to help the candidates to clear their minds, give full play to their talents, and give full play to their talents.

Somehow, when the altar was set up and the joss sticks were lit, everyone around the examination room felt refreshed and their fatigue and laziness disappeared.

If a Xuanshi opened his eyes, he would be able to see that the entire examination room was shrouded in a beam of golden light projected from the sky, and the sculpture of Wenqu Xingjun was even more majestic and majestic.

Boom!
As soon as the drums sounded, the janitor gave way, and candidates entered the arena one after another.

Mrs. Ye was also among them. Wangcai didn't accompany him this time, but went on his own. After all, he didn't take the liberal arts exam, and he didn't even think about taking the martial arts exam. , When the little golden man boards the temple, it will be the day he goes west.

When you enter the door, you will see two sides of the screen wall, dancing like dragons and phoenixes, carrying two lines of famous sentences through the ages: There are gods three feet above your head, and you are not afraid of others and fear of yourself.

The general idea is that if the gods are above you, don't even think about cheating. Even if the examiner doesn't find out, the gods above will find out.

Not to mention that the examiners are all profound practitioners, not only every small examination room is patrolled by profound scholars, but also the national scholars from the National Scholars Mansion personally observe the overall situation and use the Haotian mirror to project the overall situation of the examination room. Where is there any heresy? Variables will be found out immediately.

Mrs. Ye went to her cubicle, sat down cross-legged, saw the dung bucket behind, and felt that she had to finish the exam quickly, otherwise the smell of tens of thousands of people gathering together would not be very pleasant after a long time.

After the college entrance examination that year, I never thought that I would take any major exams. I am a big Luo Jinxian. Damn it, I have to take the imperial examinations with ordinary people.

But it was also a helpless move. After the exam this time, he was in charge of the human world. Long Zhenjun raised his arms, unified the demon world, and started to make troubles.

Soon, when all the candidates were seated, the examiner began to hand out the papers.

It was a very thick stack, estimated to contain fifty or sixty sheets, but only five papers had titles printed on them, and the rest of the paper was, of course, used for drafting.

After all, a big question requires a long time to think and a draft, otherwise there will always be omissions.

click~
An examiner put the paper on Mrs. Ye's desk, and was about to leave, but stopped, looked at Mrs. Ye suspiciously, and said, "Where's your pen? Where's your ink?"

Ye Tai was stunned for a moment, thinking that you still care about this matter, but he still replied: "Here."

After all, he took out the pen and ink that had just been transformed from his chest.

The examiner was still suspicious: "Where's your inkstone?"

Ye Tai was expressionless, and took out an inkstone from her chest, and put it on the table.

Examiner: "Your pocket is so big?"

Mrs. Ye didn't answer, thinking that the examiner really has a lot of shit, why don't you care about me?
The examiner said again: "Not happy yet? Why didn't you answer the examiner's question? Do you want to be disqualified?"

Ye Tai felt the smell.

Isn't this deliberately finding fault?

He directly scanned his spiritual sense and knew the whole story.

It seems that people from the National Teacher faction want to trip him up?
Damn, Mr. Wenquxing, I still don't believe that you can change my paper.

Originally, I wanted to take the exam silently, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and then show my ambition after the matter is done.

Turns out this can still be targeted.

But I am a big Luo Jinxian, can I still bow my head to you and admit my mistake?
Mrs. Ye said bluntly: "If you have the guts, you will disqualify me and get out of here."

Damn, if you really do this, let alone you, I will beat Wenqu Xingjun too!
This is the imperial examination system under your protection?

The examiner was also taken aback. He didn't expect that this guy was not cowardly at all. It was the first time he met a candidate who told the examiner to go away.

But Wenqu Xingjun is above, he can't do it too obviously, the main purpose of this time is to disturb Ye Tai's mind.

As for the disqualification of the exam, he has no right. If the national teacher publicly speaks out in person, there may be some drama.

Otherwise, under the protection of Wenqu Xingjun, he will cause chaos in secret, and he will suffer catastrophe!

In the triennial examination, basically every year Wenqu Xingjun will cast his mind to maintain the imperial examination system in the overall situation.

Therefore, even if he is a national teacher, he dare not be an obvious demon.

Of course, only the chief examiner, a national scholar, can have the honor to listen to Wenqu Xingjun's motto. Others have no chance to know the inside story.

The examiner sneered and said, "Mrs. Ye, I've noticed you. I hope you don't overdo it. Otherwise, you'll be expelled from the examination room."

Mrs. Ye: "The exam is starting, can the examiner still talk to the candidates? Get out of here."

"You...uh uh uh uh uh uh~~~~"

Before the words were spoken, the examiner fell to the ground and convulsed, foaming at the mouth.

The situation here was naturally noticed by the national scholars at the first time, and a mysterious scholar immediately stepped forward to give first aid to the examiner.

"Send him down, and then send an examiner over there, each returning to his position and performing his duties."

The voice of the national scholar came from somewhere.

The Xuanshi didn't say much, and sent the examiner down, and soon, another substitute examiner came to take charge of the patrol work in this area.

Mrs. Ye ignored them and looked down at the five test papers.

The first test paper is densely written, with most of the fill-in-the-blank questions, and a few of them are questions and answers, all of which are related to the scriptures of the scientific examination.

With a glance, Mrs. Ye knew that she would do the plenum.

On the second paper, there was only one question, and the rest of it was left blank, which required the examinee to develop freely. The question was also very straightforward, which was: "There is a way to make money".

It seems to be to ask candidates to answer what are the ways to make money. It seems very simple, but Ye Tai, who has a little understanding of later generations of economics, knows that there are indeed great ways to make money, which involves a lot of economics knowledge.

The third paper also has only one title, which is: "On the Prohibition of Chaos with Martial Arts".

On the contrary, in line with the situation in this world, the level of force of ordinary people is indeed very different from that of monks.

But both of them are subjects under the emperor's feet. The so-called "robbing the rich and helping the poor" and "killing the tyrants and bullies in anger" should be sentenced, how should they be sentenced, and whether the sentence should be commuted according to the circumstances, etc., can be this question. argument.

The fourth paper still has only one title, which is: "What is Buddha?"What is Tao?What is God? "

I don't know which examiner will ask such a question, even if I say it, can you understand?
When I was listening to the sermon in Zixiao Palace, I felt as big as a cow, and I couldn't understand it. Even if I took out all the teachings of Teacher Hongjun, can you understand?
Not to mention these few sheets of paper, I can't finish writing at all.

This question is too open-ended, and when the examiner marks the paper, it is also extremely subjective. If someone really trips him up, he will probably make a fuss on this paper.

But Mr. Wenqu Xing, I believe you once, if there are people acting as monsters under your nose, they will definitely drag you down and beat you up.

The fifth paper no longer has only one topic, but two model essays, one is a seven-character regulated poem, and the other is a small word.

The general idea is to let the analyst appreciate these two model essays, and make one by himself, with the same format of poems and words.

After a general look, Mrs. Ye thought it was too simple.

It took a few minutes to finish the first paper of archaeological scriptures without using spells.

Then, the second paper, there is a way to make money.

Mrs. Ye directly analyzed three well-known economic theories in later generations: supply and demand theory, hedgehog theory, and the principle of equivalent exchange.

They all use extremely simple and easy-to-understand words, without excessive analysis and distance, just put forward and analyze the essence of these theories.

By the way, I also wrote a few famous sentences through the ages as embellishments.

There is no free lunch in the world.

The customer is the Buddha.

It is better to teach people how to fish than to teach people how to fish.

Money is not everything, but without money, nothing is impossible.

and many more.

Thinking about it can also add a lot of color.

The third paper discusses the prohibition of chivalrous use of martial arts.

This is one of the fundamental contradictions in this world. Everyone's acquired circumstances are different, and there is a huge difference in personal force.

Don't say the day after tomorrow, many people are born different. Among the reincarnations of immortals and Buddhas, the most famous one should be the story of Nezha, the great god of the Santan Haihui. When he is a few years old, he can disturb the sea.

Such a person made a mistake, and you still want to chop off his head?

Thank goodness he didn't chop you up.

In her answer, Mrs. Ye directly pointed out that this is one of the fundamental contradictions in society. She also listed several reincarnations of gods similar to Nezha, and bluntly said that a soft policy should be given to those who are more powerful than the judiciary.

He also copied the real world and joined forces with the government to win over his own wrists.

I just held you up and named you a general protecting the country. Gradually, more and more people praised you as the incarnation of justice, and you were ashamed to do big bad things yourself.

In addition, as long as it is not by force and is far greater than the judicial institution, the sentence can be reduced according to the circumstances. For example, if he really robbed the rich and helped the poor, and really killed the tyrants and bullies, there is no need to cut off his head directly.

This not only conforms to the public opinion, but also demonstrates the wisdom of the Holy One, and promotes the majesty of the legal system, killing three birds with one stone.

The fourth paper, what is Buddha, what is Tao, what is God.

Mrs. Ye picked out a few superficial things that she had a little understanding of what Teacher Hongjun said, and wrote down the truths that can be described in words and that ordinary people must agree with.

For the fifth paper, for the analysis, Mrs. Ye reviewed it according to the template of the modern Chinese test, and then wrote a poem and a word for it.

pat.

Putting down the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Ye Tai stretched himself.

It's only been half an hour since the exam started, and many candidates are still struggling with the first exam paper, and Mrs. Ye has already finished it all.

If he didn't think it's better to follow the steps step by step, he didn't need to write at all, and just finished writing the test paper with a single thought.

Raise your hand.

Attract the examiner's attention.

"What are you doing?" The examiner came over, and it turned out to be the Xuanshi Xinghuang Taoist who was in charge of accepting candidates to Beijing at that time.

But this time the old man didn't wear Taoist robes, but a plain gray suit, which seemed more like a rigid old gentleman.

Mrs. Ye said: "Hand in the paper."

The old man blew his beard and stared, and said, "Fuck you! It's only been half an hour, have you finished writing?"

Mrs. Ye: "It's a good template for the champion, can I go?"

Old man: "Is it really done? Don't check again?"

Mrs. Ye: "No."

The old man blinked wildly and said, "Really?"

Mrs. Ye: "Really."

Old man: "Not sure?"

Mrs. Ye: "Sure."

The old man: "Have you thought about it?"

Mrs. Ye: "Yes."

The old man is speechless, dammit, I managed to come to invigilate the exam for you, and I sent away the annoying people from the National Teacher faction, just wanting you to shine in the palace exam, and Lu Honghuang, the national scholar, can use you as an excuse to formally Form factions.

In the end, you pulled my hips like this?
My eyelids are sore, implying you to check again, don't give up, you have the right to pretend you didn't see it?
"Put the answer sheet on the right side, and the draft paper on the left side. Take your belongings, hand in the paper and go straight away."

The voice of the chief examiner Guo Shi came, but it only rang in the ears of Mrs. Ye and the old man.

The old man was helpless, and said: "Leave if you want, but if you want to check again, it's okay~~~~!"

Mrs. Ye: "Come on, I'll treat you to dinner later, let's go first."

After finishing speaking, under the speechless gaze of the old man, he got up and walked out of the examination room with a big red face.

(End of this chapter)