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Chapter 710 Do Saints Don't Want Face?

Tusita Palace.

Laojun opened his eyes, and now he is completely sure, those two guys are back!
This familiar feeling lingered in my heart again.

The old man was also very speechless.

You two, Mrs. Ye and Ao Qing, what are your identities, and what is my identity?
I am a saint!
You are so grandiose, plotting in your heart, you want to trick me!
You really think my old gentleman is easy to bully, right?
Really treat me as a Tushita palace, come and leave whenever I want, right?

I don't want to be ashamed?
Although the way of heaven is covered up, Laojun, I can't figure out what is going on with you now.

But there is a god standing three feet up, someone wants to trick me, or above the level of Jinxian, or a familiar feeling, do you really think I can't sense it?

Laojun thought about it for a while, and felt that he must have acted on his own. He was too easy to bully. The grandson monkey can make trouble, the gold and silver boy doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young, and the old Qingniu doesn't like to talk to himself. I feel that Laojun has a good temper and is as pissed as Hongyun, so they all want to come and fight the autumn wind?

The world is stupid.

The head of the saints, Lao Tzu, the great disciple of the Dao of Heaven, can dominate the ups and downs in various calamities, and after the great calamity, he is the only saint who can move a little freely.

If it weren't for Nuwa's great merits and virtues, a few clay figurines made at random can become the protagonists of the world, up and down the three realms, and now they can be incarnated outside the body, raise fish, grow flowers and make alchemy, go to Zhenyuanzi Dojo to eat ginseng fruit from time to time, and travel to the west at every turn The only saint who has been pilgrimage to ten thousand Buddhas is Laojun alone!
It can't be said to be angry, let alone calculating. Laojun was just very curious about the identities of Ye Tai and Ao Qing. At that time, he had a whim and simply thought that Long Zhenjun might make a big deal, so he accidentally defended one or two.

Unexpectedly, it will blossom and bear fruit later. In the long river of time and space, I have repaid myself a cause and effect, making myself the chief disciple of Tiandao.

This is one more cause and effect...

Moreover, both of you are so shameless, Laojun, if I want to remain indifferent, isn't it too shameless?

Thinking of this, Laojun called the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King who were playing backgammon.

These two are still busy as usual.

Born in Tushita Palace, even Tathagata Buddha did not dare to do anything to them. He did whatever he wanted since he was a child, so his heart is so pure.

Back then, Laojun sent them to the lower realms to make up for one of the ninety-nine, eighty-one difficulties of Journey to the West. These two scoundrels felt that the lower world was too dangerous, so they took away the belt that had turned into a golden rope.

The results of it.

Being played by Sun Monkey again and again, how silly!

People say that it is Zhe Xingzhe's grandson, so they think he is Sun Xingzhe's brother.

People said that he was the grandson of the traveler, and they were surprised that Sun Houzi had so many brothers.

It was an embarrassment to Tusita Palace.

There is no way, the flowers in the greenhouse have developed a habit since childhood, they are unwilling to use their brains, and they don't need to use their brains at all!

Even if they pointed at the Tathagata Buddha's nose and scolded the bald donkey, they would at most beat them up and send them back to Tushita Palace.

What are you doing with your brain?

Why so tired!

Therefore, until now, these two are still playing backgammon.

Go?

That's too hard.

Although relying on their brainpower, even if they don't want to use their brains, they can still designate chess masters among human beings.

But the game at the immortal level involves too many calculations, constantly predicting other people's predictions, and also predicting whether others will predict your own predictions. Playing Go is too brain-intensive!
Zhen Yuanzi and Lao Jun are experts in this field, and they often play against each other.

But for the golden horn and silver horn, it is not necessary at all.

The two threw down the chessboard and came to Laojun. Jin Jiao blinked and said, "Laojun, what are you going to do? Don't work if you don't give benefits."

Yinjiao: "I'm tired of eating flat peaches, and I want to eat ginseng fruit. Laojun, can I go to your good brother and ask for dozens of them?"

Taishang Laojun glared at the two rogues, and said: "You eat mine, live in mine, how many times have you worked? This time, go to the lower realm and ask for something for me."

Jin Jiao said innocently: "Old gentleman, don't your things get stolen often? It's the first time you want to come back."

Yinjiao: "The lower realm? Where is the lower realm? Nanzhan Buzhou is fine, but other places are too dangerous."

Laojun was speechless: "Wherever you go, you can become a demon saint. How can it be so dangerous? Even if you are targeted and report yourself, who will do anything to you? Go to Hezhou, Xiniu, and throw me away in Tushi Palace things, take them back."

Jin Jiao: "But being beaten will hurt, Xiniu Hezhou, many people can hurt us."

Yinjiao: "Xiniu Hezhou, is it the piece that was thrown away before, which became the fire brick of the Flame Mountain, or something? Flame Mountain, the territory of the Bull Demon King, if you grab something, you will be beaten."

Laojun may feel that these two girls are really unreliable, so he shouted outside the door: "Qingniu, you also come here."

King One Horned Si glanced inside, chewed the green grass, got up without saying much, and walked slowly inside.

Although she is also a Buddhist demon saint, she is not willing to do things, but she still has brains. Laojun called the three of us this time, which means that the Tushi Palace will come out in full force, and it must be a relatively big matter.

Little things can be ignored Laojun.

For big things, you have to do it. After all, Laojun lived for nothing for so long, and he didn't ride him very much, and he saved himself when he was measuring the calamity.

It's a big deal, it must be irresistible.

Don't look at the fact that you usually don't want to talk to Laojun, but Qingniu's feelings for Laojun are definitely not weaker than that of Bull Demon King to Tongtian Sect Master, and he is willing to die for his master, that's for sure.

It's just that the Tushita Palace is relatively Buddhist as a whole, and the way of getting along with saints in other places is a little different.

This doesn't mean that they don't have deep feelings, on the contrary, they say they don't want to, but in their hearts they really treat Laojun like a father.

Qingniu came in, swallowed the spirit grass, sat there, and said: "What are you doing, Xiniu Hezhou, isn't it almost cold, and you want the three of us to go together? What's the matter?"

Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "Go and get back the door plaque of our Tushita Palace, Qingniu, you lost it, this time you are in charge, bring gold horns and silver horns, don't let them be easily fooled by others It's over."

Qingniu carefully shook his head!
However, Jinjiaoyinjiao didn't find any clues and kept yelling.

Jin Jiao: "Ao Qing is back? Does he dare to come back? Kill him! Must kill him!"

Yinjiao: "Definitely go, even if you don't give benefits! Snatch Ao Qing and enrich the small treasury!"

Jin Jiao: "But Laojun, he must be stronger, and he has a good relationship with the Bull Demon King, and the Flood Demon King...you can give me something, or you won't win. Diamond rings, belts, woodcutters and axes, your hairpins, all of them are worthless." Lend it to us."

Laojun glared and reprimanded: "Nonsense! Do I have to lend you my Taoist robe?"

Jin Jiao muttered: "It's not impossible..."

Yinjiao: "Forget it, Laojun is going to be angry, don't mess with him, Laojun, you can give me anything, otherwise we will be beaten, hurt, and embarrassing for Tushita Palace."

The Green Ox Essence was the king with one horn, but he didn't speak for a long time.

She heard a lot of clues from Laojun's words.

First of all, how did Ao Qing come back?
Dare he come back?
Why would he dare to come back and prepare to make trouble?

Not only causing trouble, Laojun even hinted to himself that when the time is right, he can join his camp with gold horns and silver horns!
That's right.

This is Laojun's hint!
Laojun said, don't let the golden horn and silver horn be easily fooled by others, and fooled into doing white jobs.

easy!
You can also point it out and work for others!

When the sage speaks, he will not leave such obvious tricks.

Just like the ancestor Bodhi back then, on the surface, he beat his grandson monkey and scolded him, wasn't he implying that in the middle of the night, he could come to him and teach his grandson monkey supernatural powers.

Sir, this is...

Quiet and thoughtful.

Do you want to do something big?

Ao Qing is the enemy of the Heavenly Court and the Buddhist Realm, and the Three Realms are not tolerated. If she returns, she will be appointed to make a big deal.

Laojun asked us, depending on the situation, to join and help him work.

Ao Qing, what is your identity?
Why is it worthy of Laojun's attention?

Qing Niu Jing tentatively said: "Old gentleman, let's not say that we will definitely have a fight with Ao Qing. This is what he owes to the Tushi Palace. If you say that he raises his arms and imitates Sun Monkey's rebellion against the sky, what should he do?" ?”

The Taishang Laojun and the old god said: "You can do whatever you want, that is your business, and has nothing to do with Laojun, but the people in Tushita Palace are all alone. You all have great luck, so it won't be like this. Falls easily."

Qingniu Jing was silent for a long time, and said: "Oh."

Laojun doesn't object to him waiting for others to mess around, and it's okay to fight against Ao Qing!

But against the sky, it is the matter of the three of us, and has nothing to do with Laojun!
Laojun will not admit it!
He never gave such an order to himself and others!
But being born in Tushita Palace, Immortal Buddha will give face, even if the incident happens, Laojun will save himself and others in the end!
This is what Qing Niu Jing interpreted, Lao Jun's attitude!

Ao Qing, who are you and what are you doing.

Forget it, don’t think about it, anyway, I’ve been nesting at home for so long, and I don’t know which demon king took over my cave. , and then bring gold horns and silver horns to trouble him.

Thinking of this, Qingniu Jing got up, turned his head and left, said: "Let's go, take your things, don't throw them away, if you want to come back to get them after going down, don't think about coming back easily after going down."

Jin Jiao: "Sister Qingniu, wait for us! Laojun, give me the diamond ring, and I will return it to you later."

Yinjiao: "The vajra circle is useless, we can't use it, we can only collect weapons, quickly help me get Laojun's belt."

Taishang Laojun swept the two boys out with a wave of his whisk: "Poppi, don't say that Laojun let you go to the lower realm when you go out, you are the ones who couldn't sit still and ran away. Laojun went to find Zhen Yuanzi Sitting hidden and rotten, I don’t know.”

Jin Jiao didn't take off the vajra ring, but when he was swept out, he and Yin Jiao grabbed Laojun's belt and were swept away.

belt.

Gold rope.

Ao Qing brat, tie it up and beat him up!
(End of this chapter)