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Chapter 701 I am a robber!

Guangxiu County has three wonders.

A lunatic in the north of the city.

A Taoist priest in the south of the city.

Living Buddha in the east of the city.

These are all well-known folk masters, deeply respected by the residents of Guangxiu County, even if they don't want to see a certain person, ordinary people dare not say it out loud.

It's no wonder that common people are superstitious. After all, this is a real world where there are many immortals and Buddhas, and ghosts and gods are rampant.

As long as there is the real existence of definite belief as a basis, then this is not superstition, but awe.

In addition, Guangxiu County is originally located in the frontier, far away from the shelter of the Dragon Qi in the center of Gyeonggi, so the chances of encountering monsters and ghosts are naturally much higher.

It is precisely because of the protection of these folk monks that Guangxiu County can barely live and work in peace and contentment.

Regarding these three monks who are extremely famous in the surrounding ten miles and eight villages, and have countless followers, Mrs. Ye did not know much about them, but it is somewhat unreasonable to expect to become famous in such an environment.

But for the so-called Living Buddha among the people, Mrs. Ye always has dissed and disgusting emotions.

It is said that the living Buddha with many believers was a lazy man in his early years and spent most of his life as a bachelor. Later, he couldn't survive, so he went to a temple and became a monk.

The monk may have been influenced by the legendary Living Buddha Jigong, so he is uninhibited and does not follow the eight precepts. Of course, it is more likely that it is because of his nature that he does not sincerely convert at all.

Later, I don’t know which day, I suddenly had a convulsion. I saw a soil dog, which was in Lachette. They rushed up, pushed away the soil dog that hadn’t finished pulling, and was shocked, and swallowed it whole. He also looked up to the sky and laughed, claiming that he had an epiphany and that he was a Buddha.

Because Qianjian is there, in fact, at the beginning, the public thought this guy was crazy.

But in the end, this guy really did a few good things by accident, even robbed the jobs of the lunatic and Martian boy in the north of the city, and predicted a few things that were about to happen.

In fact, I don't blame them, who made you an old lunatic, and you do divination four times a year. There are so many residents in Guangxiu County, and the rich, powerful and gentry can't be separated. How can the common people have anything to do?

This time, it was out of control, and the name of the Living Buddha was spread by everyone.

In addition, the incense in the small temple where he is located has increased several times.

Someone retorted, saying that if he was really the incarnation of Buddha, how could he even eat Xie Te?

Next, it was the reason why Ye was too disgusting and dissed.

Some believers have spoken for the living Buddha. In the past, the arhat who descended from the dragon came down to earth and became the living Buddha of Daoji. Isn't it also uninhibited, with wine and meat piercing the intestines, and the Buddha sat in his heart?

Perhaps this is the true presentation of the Buddha's manifestation in the human world, sacrificing one's own face, but also to educate all living beings?

Later, the so-called living Buddha really spoke up, saying, yes, that's what I thought.

Moreover, he also brought up the ascetic monk's trick. The Living Buddha feels that the suffering in the world is constant. If you bear less, others will bear more.

But what does the Buddha pay attention to?
It's compassion, it's sacrifice!

Therefore, this Living Buddha, in his dream, talked with Daoji Living Buddha, and finally realized the ultimate Buddha Dharma, that is, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

The more suffering I endure, the less others will suffer!
The more I eat Rexiang, the more delicious food others will eat!
It's all for the sake of sentient beings!
Well, it seems that there is still a reason, and now there are more people who believe in him, and the incense in the small temple is exuberant in a mess.

Actually, Mrs. Ye didn't want to stop others from eating Xiang...

After all, everyone has their own pursuit in life, he can't control it, and he doesn't bother to control it.

But you use Daoji Living Buddha to flaunt yourself, to compare yourself, what does this mean?
In my dream, I was discussing Taoism with Daoji Living Buddha. If I saw you, I would have slapped you into a meatloaf, so I left it alone to discuss Taoism with you.

That's right, although reappearing in this world, it seems that he has changed his identity, but Daoji Living Buddha is Mrs. Ye's real identity in this world, in the eyes of those immortals and Buddhas.

Can I say that eating shit is for the good of others?
After Mrs. Ye found out about this, she decided in her heart that it would be fine if that shit living Buddha didn't meet her, but if she did, throw him into the cesspool, and he wouldn't be allowed to come up until he finished eating!

Damn, it's ridiculous.

The incense in the temple in the east of the city is still strong.

The Taoist temple in the south of the city hangs high on the mountainside, out of the world.

On the north side of the city, there was movement. The old lunatic was no longer crazy today, striding towards the Ye Mansion in the center of the city like a normal person.

Just when people were amazed and prepared to follow behind him to see what the old lunatic was going to do again.

On the way, the lunatic really lived up to expectations, and went mad again. In broad daylight, he forcibly broke into houses, robbed the women of the people, and forcibly abducted the new daughter-in-law of Wang Butcher, who was loving in daytime and barely covered with clothes.

Butcher Wang chased after him, holding a knife and threatening to fight the old lunatic desperately.

The crowd was also furious and wanted to gather around to rescue the little woman who was begging for mercy and yelling for help.

For a while, the sky and the ground were crying, and there was a lot of clamor.

But no matter how people chased him, the old lunatic was always three feet ahead of them, and he couldn't catch up no matter what.

Before arriving at Ye Mansion, he arrived at the court first. The old lunatic didn't say anything, and directly threw the pitiful, frightened and crying little woman into the court.

Only then did people catch up.

Butcher Wang held a bone-chopping knife and said with red eyes: "Well, you lunatic, I didn't send you to the court, but you drilled in by yourself. If Master Ye doesn't sentence you to a thousand boards this time, I, Butcher Wang, will do the same." kill you!"

After all, he beat the drum outside the court to appeal for grievances.

This is not over yet, after the drums are played, they have to go up to find the old lunatic to settle accounts.

"Above the court, no nonsense is allowed!"

Suddenly, Ye Bizhen's voice came from behind the scenes, stopping the enthusiastic crowd.

Ye Bizhen walked up to the high platform, looked down, and was taken aback, old lunatic, would he still go to court with others?

Ye Bizhen looked down, and said: "There is no one who does nothing, retreat outside the court, who is in the court, report their names, and tell the truth about what wrongs you have done!"

Wang Butcher saw that his lovely and pitiful daughter-in-law was fine, and he was in awe of the court, so he quickly knelt down and said, "Master Ye, you have to decide for my daughter-in-law! This old lunatic, I have no grievances or enmity with him, I don’t know what’s going on this time, to forcefully break into the houses and snatch the women! Poor my daughter-in-law, who is delicate and tender, was dragged all the way by him! All the fathers and elders in the village can testify!”

For a moment, the people outside the courtroom were also filled with righteous indignation and denounced the old lunatic for his absurd actions.

Ye Bizhen was having a headache, thinking that you should come to my house to divination for my son, why did his mind turn, and he even found out the Qianchuan Pearl, and the lawsuit of robbing the women came.

Ye Bizhen looked at the dull old lunatic, frowned and said, "Old lunatic, do you have something to say?"

The old lunatic didn't raise his head, but pointed his hand steadily at Gao Tang's bright mirror, "Mirror."

Everyone was surprised, and then followed his hand to look at the bronze mirror hanging high above the court, which was somewhat blurred.

This was unbelievable, the situation exploded in an instant, and the situation was reversed. They all cast their eyes on the helpless and pitiful little woman like avoiding snakes and scorpions.

On the bright mirror in the high hall, the figure of the fox who has always been cunning is reflected impressively.

"Well, you vixen, if the old lunatic master hadn't caught you, you might have harmed so many young men in Guangxiu County!"

"It should be killed! It should be beheaded! The old lunatic master's eyes are like torches, and he should be rewarded!"

Public opinion turned upside down in an instant.

This is the court of this world. There must be a bronze mirror hanging on the high hall. The bronze mirror itself has no profound power, but as a judicial institution of the heavenly kingdom, it is naturally connected with the fate of the country. Above the court, there must be no ghosts and snakes making trouble!

Of course, this is aimed at low-level ghosts and monsters. If you let Wangcai come, he is still a human being, not a dragon.

As if struck by lightning, Wang Butcher looked at his terrified daughter-in-law and murmured: "Impossible, how can my little dear be a monster, impossible! You must be a lunatic, bewitching people!"

Without Ye Bizhen opening his mouth, two officials on both sides walked out immediately and controlled the crazy Wang Tuhu.

Ye Bizhen looked at the terrified vixen, and said, "Do you have something to say?"

The vixen was obviously not as smart as the one Wangcai met last night, so in a hurry, he blurted out: "I'm a thief, I'm a thief!"

(End of this chapter)