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Chapter 56 I want to be a eunuch

A flower in front of you.

Mrs. Ye came to an ancient street.

It was night, and there were few people around, only a few drunks walked by with their arms crossed.

Ye Tai saw that there seemed to be no one to inquire about information, so he came to a fairly good restaurant, inquired with the boss, and found that those iconic events that turmoiled the martial arts had not yet happened, so he judged that this was the early stage of the plot.

As for the specific time period in the early stage, there is no way to verify it.

So Mrs. Ye opened a room and decided to stay overnight first, and then go to find out where the plot is going tomorrow.

But just as he finished washing and was about to fall asleep, he vaguely heard the sound of horseshoes coming from downstairs, followed by a cynical voice.

"Brother, where are you taking me? I'm an old man with a tough ass and a stinky ass. It doesn't taste good when I make meat buns. Besides, I'm a man. If I want to be sold to a brothel, no one will want me." Mine, why don't you let me go, brother."

"You should save your breath. We have already found a good place for you. You will not have to worry about food and lodging, and you can be accompanied by golden branches and jade leaves. You will be under the same roof with beautiful women day and night."

"There is no such thing as cheap. My father taught me not to be greedy for cheap. You should go first, brother... Ah, why are you beating someone, brother."

Ye Tai in the room was moved in her heart.

I probably know that this is the time period when the plot just started, and that cynical voice should be one of the main characters.

At this time, he was Zhang Laosan who lost money, mortgaged it to the casino, and was sold to the palace as a eunuch, but when he was waiting to be cleansed in the sky prison, he discovered the door leading to the ninth floor of the sky prison. Mi Dao met his biological father, Gu San Tong, and obtained all the skills of Gu San Tong, as well as the indestructible magic of King Kong, and all the martial arts of the Eight Gates.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Ye hid her luggage under the bed, opened the window, and turned it out.

Not far away, a carriage dragged three people, two people to be precise, and a large jar.

What's in the jar is right and wrong. He only showed his head at the moment, and after begging to no avail, he began to curse people.

"Let me tell you the truth, I'm not good at anything else, but the curse is very effective. Those who are cursed by me will have no offspring, sleep at night with back pain, get up with pain in the buttocks, ask for a wife like a pig, and give birth to a child." Like a chicken!"

"They are all dead, how can there be children?" A bald man escorting him said contemptuously.

"Your wife stole the man's birth!"

Snapped!
The bald man slapped him on the head, "Shut up by me, you will cry later, and you will never think about having a wife again in this life!"

"Brothers, wait a minute!"

In front of the carriage, a short-haired man in a white shirt blocked their way.

The man in the hat who was driving the carriage shouted: "Go away, you still come out to hang out in the middle of the night, aren't you afraid of being betrayed?"

Cheng Shifei also quickly said: "Brother, I think you are handsome and temperamental, and you come out to hang out at such a late hour, you must be here to fight for righteousness, save me quickly, kill this stinky bastard, I will become you!" Right and wrong must treat you as a reborn parent, cursing you every day to pick up money when you walk, visit a brothel and be favored by an oiran, and give birth to a son must be your own."

Snapped!
"To shut up!"

The bald head slapped Cheng Shifei on the head again, looked at Mrs. Ye and said, "You don't really come to save this kid, do you?"

Mrs. Ye shook her head and said: "No, that elder brother just said is right, I just want to sell myself, several elder brothers, why don't you sell me together."

"Oh?"

The two men looked at each other, then laughed loudly, and said, "Brother, do you know where we are selling this kid? Are you in such a hurry to end offspring?"

Cheng Shifei also wowed: "Brother, don't be joking. If you want to save me, hurry up. I still have half a roast chicken at home. If you save me, I will eat chicken legs for you. I will eat chicken butts myself. You drank flower wine in the brothel for two days!"

Ye Taitan tentatively asked: "If my guess is correct, did the two elder brothers sell him to be a eunuch?"

The bald man squinted and said, "Yeah, why, you want to be a eunuch too?"

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Ye was very excited when she heard the words, and said: "I want to be a eunuch! I want to! Brother, please, I must sell me to be a eunuch!"

"what?!"

Including Cheng Shifei, the three of them were dumbfounded.

Cheng Shifei said with a bitter face: "Hey brother, why are you so overwhelmed? Did you find out that the son is not your own? It doesn't matter. If you save me, I will raise it for you. Please don't joke."

The bald head looked at the excited Mrs. Ye, and said, "Do you really want to be a eunuch?"

"Think about it! Even dream about it!"

"why?"

Mrs. Ye fell into hesitation at this time, and sighed: "To tell you the truth, my brother has had a trouble since he was a child. The part of his body is scary to look at. Every day when I sleep, I have to adjust my posture, otherwise I will... Alas! It’s all tears. I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since I was six years old. Everyone laughs at me, laughing at me as…”

These few people were already dumbfounded, and the bald head stammered and asked, "Laugh, what are you laughing at?"

Ye Tai said sadly and angrily: "Laugh at me as having three legs!"

"This, isn't this very good?"

Mrs. Ye sighed again and again: "You guys don't know, this thing is scary even for men, not to mention... Alas! So brother, I am at this age, I am still a single dog, I can't wait to enter the palace Be a eunuch!"

Three people: "..."

At this moment, he was completely dumbfounded by the nonsense of right and wrong. Is there really someone in the world who wants to be a eunuch?

Thinking so, the three of them looked down at Mrs. Ye.

Ye Tai mobilized his inner strength, and the pants under his body rose high.

hiss~
The three of them took a deep breath, believing most of Ye Tai's words in their hearts.

The bald man rolled his eyes and said, "If you want us to sell you, it's okay, but you have to think about it, once you go in, there is no turning back."

Cheng Shifei said earnestly: "Brother, you have such a talent, you don't need to pay money to go to the brothel, why don't you save me, let me teach you a way to make money, don't be so overwhelmed."

Ye Tai expressed compassion, and said, "No! I'm going to be a eunuch!"

The two bald men looked at each other and smiled, this is the money that came to their door, there is no reason not to want it.

The bald man sighed and said: "Well, in this case, brother, get in the car, don't worry, don't look at us like this, but in fact, we are willing to do good, and we will definitely let you be a eunuch!"

"Okay! Thank you both!" Mrs. Ye jumped into the carriage with a grateful face.

Cheng Shifei felt that there was a mouthful of old blood in his chest, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't spit it out, he said: "Brother, how about this, you changed me, you went to be a eunuch, fulfilled your dream, and saved my life , isn’t it the best of both worlds? I will definitely burn incense for you every day, and I wish you the best of both worlds.”

(End of this chapter)