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Chapter 384

Tusita Palace.

The Taishang Laojun sitting on the new futon was very speechless.

First of all, I calculated that you would come to my Tushita Palace to steal things. This is my default. In order to prevent you, I let Jinyin and the others put away the ax for chopping firewood.

In the end, you were lucky, and I didn't even leave the bottom of the pot to me!

What's the use of stealing firewood, gold and silver, their beds and bedding?

Well, there are too many uncertain "secrets" in you, even though I didn't expect that you would not let go of the door plaque of my Tushita Palace!

Forget it here, I have covered up the three big characters of Tushita Palace as Buddhist authenticity, has it been made clear enough?

I don't want you to have anything to do with me!

The results of it?
As a result, the three Nine Heavens Invisible Pills I gave you were not marked clearly or what?
It can only block the calculations below the peak quasi-sage!
But you openly, under my nose, pushed all the cause and effect on me?
I have never seen this kind of shameless behavior on monkeys, Laojun.

In the courtyard.

The two fire-burning boys of gold and silver, that is, during the Journey to the West period, the two famous sages with golden horns and silver horns, are feeding spiritual grass to the lazy green bull spirit.

The three monster giants here in the past did not have the fierce and domineering aura they had when they were in Xiniu Hezhou. They were all in their original form. They all look like children, and they are really two young ladies.

Jin Jiao resentfully fed a handful of spiritual grass to Qing Niu Jing, and asked: "Xiao Si, tell us the truth, did you really not see the appearance of that shameless little thief clearly?"

Yinjiao also sat on the ground angrily, crossed his hands, and said: "She said she didn't see it, who would believe it? Sister Qingniu, whether you can continue to play depends on your attitude. Tell us, which little thief is so Shameless, even our shoes, mattresses, and ear picks have been taken away?"

Qingniu Jing glanced at the two young ladies lazily, and said: "First of all, you may not be older than me, you should call me sister, not Xiaoxi, which is out of my figure, and secondly, I really didn't see clearly, probably Only Laojun knows, if you come to ask me, you might as well ask him."

"fart!"

Jin Jiao said angrily: "If you can hide it from you, at least you have to be a quasi-sage? Which quasi-sage would be so idle to steal from us..."

Bang!
Before he could finish his sentence, the Green Ox Essence kicked his head on the head.

Jin Jiao was dizzy, aggrieved, covered his head in disbelief, looked at the green bull spirit, and said, "What are you doing! Why did you hit me!"

Qingniu Jing's eyes widened, and said: "Who are you talking about farting? Is there any respect? When you two were in the lower realm, you stole so many housekeeping treasures from Laojun, and you were still teased by the monkey grandson. I can't compare at all, I am young, and my tone is not small, why, you still stare and want to be beaten?"

Jin Jiao was extremely aggrieved, with a handsome appearance, which was lovable, and said angrily: "You, you are too bad! Just sit and watch our things be stolen by unknown thieves, and you still don't care about me feeding you grass and throwing grass every day!" Shi, you still hit me!"

Yinjiao obviously belonged to his elder brother, he supported Jinjiao boy, and said: "Hmph, sister Qingniu, you don't care about fellowship at all, you don't help us catch thieves, and you beat my brother, we don't Playing with you! Brother, let’s go, let’s ask Master to uphold justice!”

Golden Horn and Silver Horn, when they were in the lower realm, looked mighty and domineering, but in fact, these two people were indeed a little naive.

After all, I stayed in the Tushita Palace since I was a child, and I had the Taishang Laojun as my backer, and I didn't have many times in the lower realms. During the Westward Journey, it was the Buddhists who "borrowed" them to make up the Journey to the West five-person group.

Their IQs can be called cute. In this regard, Monkey Sun has transformed several times, saying that he is Sun Xingzhe for a while, saying that he is the grandson of Zhe Xingzhe for a while, and saying that the gourd in his hand is male, and their hands are female. , These two actually believed it all, and they could see it if they were deceived.

These two have Tushi Gonggen feet, and their strength is worthy of a demon saint, but their IQs really need to be exercised.

So in the Laojun Palace, let go of everything and talk to your playmates since you were young. What they do is right, what they say is almost like a child's play, there are traces to follow, it is not fake.

Compared with them, Qingniujing seemed more mature and didn't bother to talk to them.

Because it won't be long before the two are bored and angry, and they will still sip one Xiaosi, one Sister Qingniu, let go of everything, and come to disturb her leisure.

Seeing that Qingniu Jing gave them a disgusted look, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao ignored them, and did not intend to apologize, so they wanted to leave angrily.

At this time, the old gentleman in Tushita Palace said: "Gold and silver, go find some fairy wood, prepare to light a fire, first heat up the stove."

The two of them, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, looked at each other, and first responded respectfully.

Jin Jiao asked tentatively: "Master, your elixir has been stolen by the thief, do you want to refine it again?"

Yinjiao echoed: "If the master tells us who stole the things from our Tushita palace, my brother and I will go to him to settle the score, teach him a lesson, arrest him, and help you get the stolen elixir. Take it back!"

Sitting cross-legged on the new futon, Laojun closed his eyes and meditated, saying: "It's not alchemy, it's refining tools, refining people, go quickly, don't procrastinate."

"Refining? Will the master remake ear picks and nail clippers for us?"

"Refinement? Who? The little thief?"

The old gentleman didn't want to say more, the old god said: "Don't ask too much, just go, nail clippers, ear picks, do you still want me to use the Eight Diagrams furnace to help you build it? What is it?"

"Oh……"

"Ok."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao responded, a little disappointed, but they did not disobey Laojun, and went to Pantaoyuan to chop firewood together.

However, the complaints on the road clearly reached the ears of Laojun and Qingniujing.

"Dousita Palace, even the door plaque was stolen, that's all."

"Even the ashes at the bottom of the pot were scraped off in the Bagua furnace, so I just left a word about it, what's the matter with making a nail clipper?"

Laojun was unmoved, but he was still a little speechless in his heart.

Indeed, it was the first time in the world that he had such a down-to-earth appearance in Tusita Palace.

Now that Sun Monkey is here, the door plaque and the bed will not be removed, right?
Ao Qing, or Jianglong in this life, really doesn't want to be a little brazen, and really has no bounds for courage.

"Pfft!"

But Qingniu Jing covered her mouth and snickered, she was able to see Laojun's embarrassment a little bit, and she didn't waste my sister and me, letting you go, a silly dragon.

Laojun glanced at her lightly, then stopped making a sound, closed his eyes and rested his mind.

The Green Ox Essence also yawned, not daring to laugh at this saint who seemed to have a good temper.

After all, she was still a little guilty.

Although the old gentleman said it, he turned a blind eye to the visitor and let him take the elixir.

But it didn't say that others stepped on the face of Tushita Palace, searched everything, removed the door plaque, and let you ignore it!
(End of this chapter)