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Chapter 340 Ba Jie Lives Really Comfortably (Subscription for Fifth Watch)
Zhu Bajie was helpless and sighed.

Why am I so incompetent, you little Bailong can still be the first, so you just thought of asking me to help.

You ask master Jin Chanzi to help, and let that monkey help, okay?

You also know the roots of those two. Not only is your own ability not weaker than my old pig, but you also have a background. If you can't do it yourself, because of your little Bailong's journey westward and hard work, you must also Ask the people behind you to help one or two.

My old pig is not only incompetent, but also has no backing. This is Prince Jinwu!

Even the Buddha and the old Haotian don't want to be contaminated with karma, you let the old pig to wade in the muddy water?

My old pig really depends on it!

And why do you think that I must have a solution?
Well, there is indeed a way, but it is very difficult, and it will consume my old pig's bottom-pressed incense wish power, let alone cause me to be stained with karma!
I don't even want to be a Bodhisattva or a Buddha, I just want to be happy and free, everyone don't come to worship me, don't come to me for help, I am just incompetent and have no fighting spirit.

But Xiaobai, who told you that on the westbound road, the old pig will have a good relationship with you.

You don't want to open your mouth, you feel that you are a real dragon, and you have turned into a beast's mount. It is sad, but you have to respect it.

The way you look at me, you don't want the monkey to look at me with contempt, and you don't want Sha Wujing to think that I am a strange person who doesn't fit in, with a simple and respectful face, but in fact, after becoming a Bodhisattva, he never called me again Second Senior Brother.

Only you, a silly dragon, became a Bodhisattva and still called me senior brother, still respectful as always.

Thinking back then, you were unwilling to talk, and my old pig was also unwilling to complain about the world to those three brothers and the master.

It’s just that late at night when there is no one, I often come to feed you horse feed, watch you eat, chat with you, drink with you behind the back of the master, look up at the starry sky, and lament the impermanence of fate.

You never laughed at me, old pig, but turned into a pig. You were still drooling at Chang'e on the moon. You just looked at me quietly and occasionally rubbed my ear with the horse's head.

You silly dragon.

Became a Bodhisattva, and sent me good things from the West Heaven every now and then, participated in the flat peach conference, and got a top-grade fairy peach, but he was so stupid that he didn't eat it, and wanted to keep it for my old pig.

The reason is that in the Journey to the West five-member group, only my old pig is not eligible to participate in the Pantao Conference.

Alas, even if he is qualified, I will lose face.

The former generals, one hundred thousand Tianhe water army, are all strong and powerful, and even the young generals who used to be under his command have become the general manager of a side of heaven.

What is the old pig doing?
To lose face, to pretend nothing happened, laughing and watching others eat high-grade peaches, while yourself eating low-grade peaches, are you drooling over there?

Xiantao.

Hehe, I used to feel that the top-grade peaches were tasteless, and if I took a bite, most of them were fed to Tianma.

Don't say that you can only eat flat peaches at the Pantao Conference. When I was the commander-in-chief, if I wanted to eat peaches, I didn't have to pick them myself. Naturally, my subordinates would bring them to my mouth.

Now even if I was invited to participate in the flat peach conference, I was only given one low-grade peach, can I swallow it?

Those original subordinates and colleagues, what would they think of me?

laugh at?

sorrow?

Pitiful?
Does my old pig need pity from others?

Lao Tzu swallowed ginseng fruit, swallowed jujube, and made the monkey steal more. I was bored and helpless when traveling west, and wanted to cause some trouble. I am happy, I really think I have never eaten fairy fruit?
At the Pantao Conference 2000 years ago, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother sat in the main seat, which was the right given to them by the law of heaven.

But the old pig sat in the first row under the main seat, and he won it with his own strength!
What kind of fairy fruit has I never eaten?
You are stupid!
Damn, I really thought the old pig hadn't eaten it before, and every time I didn't eat it, I would watch me drooling and swallowing it whole, laughing stupidly there!
Ugh!
Zhu Bajie looked at Xiaobailong's sincere and enthusiastic eyes, sighed, and said, "It's not that I don't want to save you, Xiaobai, you are a Bodhisattva, how do you know the power of the real fire of the sun? Gotta step aside!
The real fire of the sun is the metamorphosis of the primordial spirit of fire, and it also devoured the other three primordial spirits to transform into the supreme fire.

Unless you can take out a huge amount of spirits of earth, water, and wind to offset the real fire core left by the three-legged Golden Crow, then please invite Buddha and Haotian Jade Emperor to forcibly take away the real fire core.

But based on Lao Zhu's understanding of them, they were almost insane, and they came here to confuse the karma. "

"Water spirit? There is not a huge amount, but I still have a few wisps."

Dragon Mother spoke.

After the words fell, everyone gathered around her.

Mother Long tapped the ground with her crutches, and three strands of water appeared in front of her, filled with endless majestic, turbulent and extremely cold power.

Mother Long explained: "The seven major true waters, including Xuanming True Water, are also the embodiment of water spirits. After living for so long, it's not surprising that I can extract water spirits from Xuanming True Water, right?

Marshal Canopy, please give it a try, see if you can control the core of the real fire, my Dragon Clan... I will thank you very much! "

Zhu Bajie stared straight at the eyes, and said dryly: "You, you, you old woman, if you want to take it, take out more! Three wisps? It's better not to take it!"

The eyes of all the Dragon Clans were gloomy.

However, Xiao Bailong, who is familiar with the temperament of his two senior brothers, felt a twitch in his heart, he quickly grabbed Zhu Bajie's arm, and said: "So, the Qinglong ancestor is saved?"

Zhu Bajie stared into copper bells, said: "Who said it? Did I say it? Don't talk nonsense!"

Pfft!
Xiaobailong knelt straight down and said: "Second Senior Brother, please help my Dragon Clan, give me a helping hand!"

"You! Get up!"

Zhu Bajie forcibly picked up the little white dragon, and said: "You are a Bodhisattva! Mother, you are, you are going to make my old pig forever!"

Xiao Bailong's eyes were pitiful, and he still said the same words: "Second senior brother, please save my ancestors of the dragon clan!"

"Hey~ okay, okay, let's count it as what I owe you, old pig?! But it's okay, your Dragon Clan will treat me as a great benefactor, and you must eat and drink for me in the future, and Xiaobai, don't be afraid of me in the future. Give me a peach, you are a favor, I can pay it back once, old pig! I won’t be able to pay it back in the future!”

Xiao Bailong's eyes were eager and guilty, and he said: "Thank you, Second Senior Brother! I knew you must have a way!"

Seeing another village, the other dragon clans eagerly said, "Thank you, Marshal Tianpeng!"

"What marshal the canopy! I'm a pig and incompetent, a pig! I'm the messenger of the altar, who is the marshal of the canopy? I haven't heard of it. Is it possible to win the saint? Can you win? If you can't win, you can't win with me, a pig , no difference."

Regardless of their eyes, Zhu Bajie walked straight up to Wangcai's dragon body, and muttered, "Just try, whether it will work or not, you all owe me a lot of favors! It's easy for me, old pig, to save a little incense and make a wish." do i...

Bring the water spirit!
With so little, it is impossible to resist, but I can use the spirit of water to calm most of the destructive heat energy at the core of the sun's real fire...

I remember Lao Qing is a fire dragon, right?

I am a Buddha, I will harmlessly introduce the core of the sun's real fire into his sea of ​​consciousness, don't cast a contemporary great sun ancestor dragon.

But it's not a good thing, this cause and effect... Prince Jinwu was so resentful when he died, I guess even if you old Qing survived, it would be a bad fate. "

Zhu Bajie muttered.

Just like in the past on the Westward Journey, in the dead of night, he sat beside the white dragon horse, looking at the moon and talking.

No one knew what was on his mind.

But Bai Longma, under the clear light of the full moon, can always see sporadic brilliance flowing from the corners of his eyes.

Sometimes Xiao Bailong feels that the second senior brother is not just the second senior brother, he is you, he is me, and he is the normal state of all beings who are laughing and giggling after fighting against fate, after being impotent and furious.

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