The evil master of Maoshan ghost road comes out of the mountain

Chapter 255 Idiots in Foreign Languages, Big Deal Epilepsy

"Master, do you really want to eat?" Qin Jinrong approached Pang Kang, and asked in a low voice, afraid that Pang Kaigang and his wife would hear, "Can I not eat?"

It’s not easy to come back once. According to detailed calculations, Pang Kang has only come back twice in the past ten years. This is his native home, let alone at home. , This made Pang Kang very emotional, he owed so much debt in this life... "Do you want to embarrass me, kid? Didn't you hear what my parents said just now? The visitor is a guest. If you don't eat, isn't it to let you eat?" Am I embarrassed? It doesn’t matter if you eat less, and you should be fine if you drink some wine.”

"Wow, grandpa and grandma, the food you cook is really delicious. You can't eat it outside." Qin Rong didn't care what other people thought, and sat down with Jin Junkang, staring at the dishes on the Eight Immortals' table, drooling He was about to bleed out. Although Jin Junkang felt uncomfortable, he was also very hungry.

Pang Kai just smiled smugly, and Shi Lan gave a pair of chopsticks alone, as if the two of them were very happy today, Shi Lan said proudly, "That's right, I am experienced in craftsmanship, if I open a restaurant, the business will definitely be booming, you don't know, Kang My son's father was attracted by my food at that time, and then he chased me for two years, if I hadn't looked at him with a face, I wouldn't have married him, he has no looks, no figure..."

"Hey, hey, hey, people are praising you, but you're poking fun at me?" Pang Kaigang was almost outraged by Shi Lan's words, and glared at Shi Lan with embarrassment. What, why have you been chasing you for two years? You have been chasing me for two years, right? You keep fooling people with this..."

"Hey, what are you talking about, old man? I'm happy today..." Shi Lan rolled her eyes unhappily.Pang Kang hurriedly stopped, "Okay, okay, don't quarrel after eating, I haven't had a drink together for a long time, drink a few more glasses today, and I will go up to help them disinfect later," he said, looking for it, "Dad, where is the wine?"

Pang Kang felt very depressed during this meal, especially when he saw Emmanli drinking like drinking water, he felt even more distressed, but he held back, in order to make Emmanli give up, he had to pretend that he hadn't seen anything; however, Qin Jinrong and others were even more uncomfortable. After a few glasses of wine, they ran to the toilet and had diarrhea. What they pulled out was that which still smelled of alcohol...

Pang Kang was even worse, he almost didn't draw blood. It turns out that sword monsters and beast corpses can't eat randomly; common dead and living corpses may be able to drink some wine and eat some meat, but beast corpses can only drink blood , and the sword demon, the sword itself is not a living thing, there is no digestive tract, it pours in from the tip of the sword, and leaks out from the hilt... This made the five of them miserable, always running to the toilet...

"Son, we have never had the leisure to sit and drink together. Tonight, we father and son will never stop getting drunk." Pang Kai was just three points drunk, and he pulled Pang Kang to drink, which made Pang Kang's face a little ugly, and he continued to drink , the chrysanthemum is almost swollen, "Dad, I will go up to help later, drink less, there is still time tomorrow, I will drink with you tomorrow."

Emmanli glanced at Pang Kang's ugly face, and turned over the silver, "It's okay, I don't need your help, Qin Jinrong and the others will help me, you father and son drink slowly, I will go up and disinfect them." After finishing speaking, Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, stood up and walked upstairs, as if returning to his previous temper...

Seeing this, Qin Jinrong and the others quickly stood up as if they were granted an amnesty, "Yes, master, it's fine if we are with you. You can continue to drink with grandpa, and we will go up..."

"I'll take the bowl up..." Jin Junkang also backed off, dropped his chopsticks and ran away, as if he also had diarrhea like Qin Jinrong and others; They all ran away? Isn't it rude for you to run away before the master speaks?"

Pang Kang suddenly panicked and had to stop it. Alcohol can’t be absorbed, and if he drank it, wouldn’t that be a waste..." She was joking, I have to help, Qin Rong, you accompany my dad to drink and drink, and help clean up by the way Bowls and chopsticks, master, I'll go up first." After speaking, before Qin Rong and Pang Kai could speak, he got up and ran upstairs.

This made Qin Rong even more strange, why these people seem to be afraid of eating, and they didn't eat much, "Grandpa, don't worry about them, I can't drink much, but it should be fine to have a few drinks with you, come... "

Running upstairs, Pang Kang breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he got rid of it, otherwise he would have suffered tonight; Emmanli and the others were already in Qiu Jinxiong's room at this time, and Pang Kang walked up to Qiu Jinxiong, his face suddenly heavy I got up, glanced at the alcohol next to me, picked it up and looked at it, saw English in the corner, then looked at Wang Changwu who was standing beside me, and hurriedly pulled Wang Changwu over and asked, "I said Xiaowu, what is the alcohol you bought?" Isn't it a 'Big Mistake' brand? Is this made by 'Big Mistake'?"

Everyone is sweating profusely, what's the big deal about epilepsy?I have never heard of this place name before; Wang Changwu was almost knocked down by Pang Kang's words, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Master, didn't you say that you can speak English? Even Goodmorning, this one can't? I despise you first For a moment, Great Britain is Great Britain, what a big deal; this English is China, made in China, master, this English kid knows the meaning, you... despise you."

"One meaning, one meaning." Pang Kang waved his hand in embarrassment, "So it's not a big deal, China means China, I understand; hey, I said Xiao Wu, when did you know that I understand English? What does 'Brother's touch you' mean? I remember in Maoshan, you don't seem to be there?"

"Who said I wasn't here? You said the word 'fuck' at that time." Wang Changwu clearly remembered that he was so frightened at that time. He thought that Pang Kang had gone to the English Academy for ten years, and his export was English. , boy...

"Can you two be quiet?" Emmanuel couldn't help rolling her eyes, "If you want to discuss English, go outside and don't disturb my work."

Emmanli didn't know about the use of alcohol for disinfection at first, but after being in the society for a long time, she gradually began to understand that she originally wanted to use traditional Chinese medicine, but alcohol is undoubtedly the best disinfectant in medicine, so Wang Changwu was asked to do it. After buying high-grade disinfectant medical alcohol, fortunately, Wang Changwu Jiling knew to buy a few more bottles, and he also bought cotton swabs.

Pang Kang and Wang Changwu immediately shut up, and stood quietly aside, waiting for Emmanli to make arrangements.After taking off Qiu Jinxiong's shirt, there were injuries all over his body, almost no more than an inch was good, Emmanli frowned and looked at the wound, "Cai Senyu, go find a flashlight, Jin Junkang, come and help me grab your master hands."

Alcohol is an irritating liquid, which has the functions of disinfection, anti-inflammation, and sterilization. I used cotton swabs to wash Qiu Jinxiong's wounds. It was fine at first, but one wound was not completely washed, and Qiu Jinxiong woke up from the pain...

(End of this chapter)