Ghost School

Chapter 20 The Confrontation between the Old Daoist and the Second Aunt

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Xuan Lingzi knocked on the door of the Second Danny's house, and there was a vitriolic insult coming from inside: "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. There is no news about a big change in the living chicken, and there is no chicken that lives forever. You reporters don’t do your business every day, and you know how to harass ordinary people like us. If you knock again, I will call the police.”

The sound was extremely explosive, and the second aunt with a loud voice had obviously been harassed countless times in the past two days.

Xuan Lingzi waited for a full half a minute, until the cursing inside stopped, then raised his hand again, and knocked on the door twice.

"Get out! Didn't you say you won't be interviewed? Didn't you say you wouldn't be allowed to knock? Why are you still knocking, get out, get out!"

The second aunt was obviously getting impatient, and there was a sound of crackling and slamming things on the thin plastic door, scaring the two people outside to take a step back.

Xuan Lingzi, an old man, was also a bit stubborn, so he didn't say a word, and raised his hand again to knock on the door.

Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help but want to curse, why can't you just say something?What are you pretending to be?

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After all, the old Taoist did not speak, but shook his wrist three times and knocked on the door three times.

"Damn, you don't cry when you see the coffin, right? I'll hack you to death..."

'Snapped'

The door of the room was pulled open, and when the second aunt who was carrying the kitchen knife opened the door aggressively and saw the strange combination outside the door, she was stunned for a moment, then she subconsciously hid the kitchen knife behind her back, and fiddled with the With a northeastern accent of Hue, he asked cautiously: "You are Gaha (what)?"

Xuan Lingzi was very satisfied with the second aunt's reaction, drew a circle with his right hand whisk, and put his long dust whiskers on the arm of his left hand, Jili said: "Hello mistress, I am an outsider from Zhongnan Mountain, and my Taoist name is Xuanling." Sister, come here to ask about the chicken nugget turned into a whole chicken..."

Before Xuan Lingzi finished speaking, she saw the second aunt sneer, swung the kitchen knife behind her again, and slashed at Xuan Lingzi fiercely: "Hmph, yesterday I pretended to be a monk to interview, today I changed I won’t recognize you if you’re wearing a Taoist robe? You unscrupulous reporters are the most embarrassing, I’ll hack you to death!”

The community Zhang Xiaomeng lives in is full of houses, and the corridors are very narrow. It can be said that it is difficult to turn around. The second aunt's knife cut Xuan Lingzi trembling with fright, and he stepped back, directly on the ground. It hit Long Pang's stomach, and Long Pang hit the railing of the stairs with his buttocks.

After all, Xuan Lingzi was a well-trained master. Seeing that blood was about to splatter on the spot, the Taoist priest finally stopped pretending to be elegant, and raised his hand, grabbing the second aunt's arm.

How strong is Xuan Lingzi? He is a martial arts master who can lift hundreds of catties of stones by himself. Isn't it like playing with the second aunt's hand?

Uh, if you catch it, you have caught it, and the crisis can be regarded as temporarily lifted, at least you don't need to splatter blood on the spot, or be chopped into serious injuries or something.

But Xuan Lingzi didn't expect how invincible this second aunt was. At this time, Xuan Lingzi still looked down on the second aunt in her heart. A woman is a woman, how strong she can be, and she dared to dance with me and shake hands I don't want to do anything with you, old man.

While looking down on him in his heart, Xuan Lingzi continued to express his magnanimity and humility: "Mistress, the poor..."

Then, Xuan Lingzi's eyes widened, and saw the second aunt struggling twice, feeling as if her arm was bound by an iron hoop, and when she couldn't struggle no matter how hard she struggled, her free left hand directly hooked He caught the neckline of his red T-shirt, and pulled it hard, revealing half of the white skin looming, and then loosened the palm of his right hand, and the kitchen knife fell vertically, rushing towards Xuan Lingzi's foot and piercing it. go down.

Seeing that the tip of the knife was about to be pierced on the feet, Xuan Lingzi was standing behind him with a fat dragon, and he couldn't turn around at this time. It can be said that it was a close call, but a master is a master. Leaning forward, the kitchen knife made a 'clank', piercing a white spot on the concrete floor, scaring Xuan Lingzi into a cold sweat.

If this is tied, the foot will be useless.

But before the calculation was over, Xuan Lingzi was still in shock, but the second aunt had already shouted: "Indecent, help! Someone is eating my old lady's tofu!"

The second aunt's voice is also extremely loud. Compared with Long Fatty, it is even worse. When this voice is shouted, it is like a loudspeaker, which instantly alarmed the neighbors upstairs and downstairs. It was just before lunch, when all the families were preparing to cook and eat, and there were the most people. The sudden appearance of such a voice immediately caused commotion in the whole building. The sound of doors opening upstairs and downstairs followed one after another. Curious and enthusiastic residents either poked their heads out of the windows, or pushed open their doors, wanting to see what happened.

"It's rude, help, someone is eating my old lady's tofu..."

The miserable shouts of tears not only made the old man tremble with fear, but even the residents upstairs and downstairs were filled with righteous indignation. One by one, they grabbed pots, pans, kitchen knives, rolling pins, cutting boards and other weapons and went straight downstairs to support the second lady!

Long Pang was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, he picked up Zhang Xiaomeng and ran away!
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaomeng lived on the second floor, and jumped out of the corridor in three steps and two steps. The kid hid extremely sensitively in the gap between the two buildings next to him, and then he heard the sound of "screaming" and "cracking" The sound of door slamming sounded again and again, Xuan Lingzi, the old Taoist, rushed out first, his appearance was extremely miserable, one of his shoes ran away, and Fuchen didn't know where it was thrown. It is full of traces left by various vegetable leaves, eggs, and stinky tofu.

Behind him, countless righteous men held miso bottles, waved rolling pins, or held up smelly shoe soles, shouting the slogan of "catch the hooligans", chasing after Xuan Lingzi's footsteps, giving this man who was originally Another gorgeous torrent has been added to the bustling community.

Fatty Long wiped the sweat from his forehead, and walked out of the alley with Zhang Xiaomeng in his arms. Just as he was thinking about whether to go back first or where to go, Zhang Xiaomeng suddenly jumped out of his arms, stretched out his paws and slapped him hard. Pulling on the iron door, he kept yelling at him.

This is?

Long Pang clapped his fat hands: "I see, you must be thinking of taking this opportunity to go to the second aunt's house to find clues, right?"

Then Fatty Long raised one hand to the sky: "Smart, my great Sherlock Holmes is about to become the world's greatest spirit hunting expert, a future super soldier... ouch!"

Fatty Long looked at the row of teeth marks on his calf in pain, and hurriedly opened the iron door: "Can I pretend to be tough? Do you want to bite me?"

Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't be bothered to talk to this young man, so he hurriedly got into the crack of the door, and Long Fatty also hurriedly got in. He had just climbed two steps when he heard a clear voice of admiration: "What a cute dog!" Oh!"

(End of this chapter)