Ghost School

Chapter 14 Double Ghost
Zhang Xiaomeng has personally experienced the horror of the old pedant at night, and the old pedant also understands this topic, so when Zhang Xiaomeng asked, there was a rare look on the face of this old ghost shy.

The shy expression on an old chrysanthemum face made Zhang Xiaomeng sick for a while, and wanted to go up and punch him again, but Zhang Xiaomeng held back.

The old pedant asked shyly, "Have you ever heard of dual personality?"

Zhang Xiaomeng asked in surprise: "Dual personality? Schizophrenia?"

A rare thing happens every year, a ghost actually swears that he has a dual personality. Aren't ghosts always gloomy, dark, dark, and feel bad? How can there be a dual personality?
The old pedant did not refute Zhang Xiaomeng's words, but nodded heavily and said: "Yes, my disease is called double ghost personality. It means that I have one ghost appearance during the day and another ghost appearance at night. It is related to the dual personality. The difference is that when a person’s dual personality manifests, the person’s consciousness is unknown to him, but I know it clearly, I know what I’m doing, but I can’t control my soul.”

Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't understand the word double ghost, which was so fresh that it couldn't be fresher. She scratched her head and said, "I'll call it schizophrenia. Well, if this is the case, you don't need to explain it. I just ask you to have a good night." Don't come to me, I don't want to face an old liar and an old violent man."

The old pedant was depressed for a while: "You don't slap people in the face when you hit them, and you don't expose your faults when you scold them. Can you stop poking hard at people's shortcomings, it will hurt."

Zhang Xiaomeng shouted hysterically: "Get out, I want to resurrect now! I want to resurrect!"

The old pedant: "Then you agreed to my conditions?"

Zhang Xiaomeng was dejected: "I don't want to die so early."

The old pedant: "Then come with me."

Dejectedly, Zhang Xiaomeng followed the old scholar back to the ward. The old scholar took out the ruler and said to Zhang Xiaomeng, "Lie down on that dog."

Zhang Xiaomeng glared at the old scholar angrily, then obediently lay on his body.

For some reason, he tried hard to get in, but the body exuded a faint repelling force, and he was not allowed to go in no matter what.

Old pedant: "Can't you get in?"

Zhang Xiaomeng: "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

Old scholar: "This is the difference between the human world and the spiritual world. When the soul leaves the body, it will be repelled if you want to go in. You don't need to use force, just think that I want to go in."

Zhang Xiaomeng didn't use any more force, just lying on it, concentrating on thinking that I want to go in, I want to go in.

Thinking about it, Zhang Xiaomeng suddenly felt a heavy blow on his back, as if something had hit him, and he opened his mouth to scream in pain, but when the cry appeared, it was: "Whoa..."

I go!Really resurrected, Zhang Xiaomeng was very excited, jumped up from the bed, but landed on all fours, jumped a few times like a joy, and then sat on the ground dejectedly: "Why is it still a dog's body? "

The old pedant put away the ruler with a smile, took out two gray plaques and a writing brush and said, "I can't do anything about it, you have to ask Xin Ya for help, only she can change you back, come and let us Let’s sign the contract first.”

Damn, this guy can actually understand animal language!
Zhang Xiaomeng was taken aback for a moment, then whimpered and said, "Didn't you sign it last time?"

The old pedant handed him the writing brush: "Last time you only wrote halfway and ran away. I thought it was signed, but I didn't expect the verification to fail."

Zhang Xiaomeng felt chills for a while, what kind of thing is this with a verification code?

He stretched out a hoof and said, "Look at me, can I hold a pen?"

The old pedant obviously didn't realize this problem either. A dog and a ghost stared at each other for a long time. The old pedant seemed to have made up his mind. He grabbed the dog's hoof and stuck out his tongue to lick Zhang Xiaomeng's cheek twice. The sole of the foot, and then pressed hard on the gray sign.

Zhang Xiaomeng understood the meaning of the old pedant in no time, since he couldn't sign his name, let's make a fingerprint!

Just after pressing the handprint here, the door of the ward over there was suddenly pushed open, and Fatty Long rushed in, watching the handprint being carried back by him all the way, and spent all his money to arrange a handprint at the People's Hospital. The dog in the ward was stretching its hoof towards the sky unharmed, standing there as if swearing, Long Pang was dumbfounded.

'patta'

With a crisp sound, Fatty Long knelt down on the ground, weeping bitterly, and shouted incoherently: "Meng, Xiaomeng, is that you? Don't scare me, you have to find someone to resurrect your body, there are so many corpses in the mortuary Well, you tricked the corpse into creating a zombie wolf, but it will be burned to death by a flamethrower!"

Resurrect the dead?mortuary?Zombie wolf, what the hell is going on here?
'woo woo'

Zhang Xiaomeng yelled at Fatty Long twice, but it was a pity that the yelling turned into a dog barking when Fatty Long was here, and Zhang Xiaomeng shouted at the old pedant in a hurry: "You translate for him."

"Boy!"

The old pedant coughed twice, showing his figure.

Fatty Long was wondering, when he suddenly heard such a shout, his body couldn't help shaking, and he turned his head to look at the door, there was no one there!When he turned his head back again, he suddenly found an old pedant who had been beaten so hard that he couldn't tell what he looked like standing in front of him. He rolled his eyes and passed out.

Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help yelling: "Damn, I let you be the translator, why did you scare people into fainting?"

The old pedant looked innocent: "Didn't I want to tell him, but when I showed my face, he fainted from fright, can you blame me?"

Zhang Xiaomeng said bitterly: "Are you stupid? Just say no, you have to show your face. Your face has been beaten into a pig's head. Who wouldn't be afraid of seeing it?"

The old pedant sucked his teeth and said: "This kid is also exhausted in order to save you. He faints and faints. Let him sleep for a while. Let's talk about the two of us."

Zhang Xiaomeng glared at the old scholar: "What do we have to talk about?"

The old pedant rolled his eyes: "Okay, then let's not talk about it. I will give you this ruler. It is not a problem to deal with some simple ghosts. If your ability can be improved, it is no problem to deal with a hundred or so. Last night I showed off alone. Divine might, might rival a thousand jun..."

Zhang Xiaomeng found out that this old guy was not only long-winded, but also an egomaniac. He could boast louder than Fatty Long and couldn't stop the car.

He hastily waved his hand and interrupted the old pedant's words: "Stop bragging, you almost didn't get raped."

The old pedant's face flushed like a purple eggplant, and he muttered, "Two fists can't beat four hands."

Zhang Xiaomeng snorted and said, "I took your ruler, what are you going to do? If you run into those horse fairies again, wouldn't you have no chance to fight back?"

The old pedant found that Zhang Xiaomeng's heart was not generally kind, and he was still thinking about his safety at this time, so he was very moved and said: "It's okay, you signed a contract with me, and I found the host. Just follow you, you can call me anytime and anywhere, just like those disciples of the celestial beings, but our relationship is not a master-student relationship.

And I follow you, you benefit a lot, at least you have a space, that is, my school, it all belongs to you. "

Zhang Xiaomeng raised her head, looked up at the roof at a 45-degree angle, and thought to herself what kind of plot is this?Grandpa with you?Possession system?Or is the Two-dimensional energy activated?

But he quickly returned to reality, stretched out a dog's hoof and said, "If I'm like this, how can I use your broken ruler?"

(End of this chapter)