Ghost School

Chapter 1 Old Scholar (recommendation ticket requested)

In just a split second, Zhang Xiaomeng made a choice, hide!

Those who don't hide from being beaten are fools, only Fatty Long stands there and gets beaten!
Zhang Xiaomeng quickly made a sideways dodging movement.

However, the moment he turned sideways, Zhang Xiaomeng found that his body did not move according to his thoughts, but stood there like a fool like Long Fatty, watching helplessly as the ruler beat his head and face. down.

Nima, please don't slap me in the face!
At such a close distance, Zhang Xiaomeng only thought of saving his face.

As a sophomore boy with a bit of a bachelor temperament, since he couldn't avoid being beaten, he had to open his eyes to watch if he was beaten!

Zhang Xiaomeng's eyes widened at this moment, eliminating all the fear in his eyes, trying his best to show resentment, staring at the ruler that was about to leave a mark on his face, staring, staring.

Uh, in fact, his body is completely out of control now, he can't even move his eyelids, and he can't help but stare...

Then, the ruler shortened the distance to zero, and then, an unexpected gleam appeared in Zhang Xiaomeng's eyes!

Zhang Xiaomeng's eyes are not big, or they are simply small eyes, slightly larger than Long Pang's eye slits, but they are definitely not enough to use the word deep to describe, but at this time, his eyes are definitely deep of.

So deep that the old pedant's ruler didn't achieve the same effect as hitting Long Fat, but rebounded when the ruler fell...

Like a ball bouncing, with a bang, the old man flew upside down and crashed into the portrait of Confucius on the wall, and then the old man crawled out of the portrait of Confucius with disheveled hair, just like Sadako. The TV screen is exactly the same.

It's just that this old pedant is even more embarrassed than Sadako. It was scary for Sadako to climb out, but it was funny for this old pedant to climb out.

He grabbed the frame of the portrait of Confucius with all his strength, as if it was hanging on a wall [-] meters high. While waving the ruler, he shouted words that Zhang Xiaomeng could not understand: "Tong, the psychic... Hurry up, hurry up, help, help..."

Although Zhang Xiaomeng was surprised by what happened before him, he also understood that the old man was calling his students for help!
I just don't know whether he is calling these students to pull him out, or calling these students to help him kill Zhang Xiaomeng!

But these are not important anymore, because when the old pedant was struggling and asking for help, those students had already run away like rabbits being chased by wolves.

No, they run faster than rabbits!
Zhang Xiaomeng was very excited at this time. He has been a psychic for 15 years, and he has always been the one who ran away when he saw ghosts. Dealing with ghosts, I didn't expect dealing with ghosts to be so enjoyable, which greatly satisfied the vanity of a sophomore in his middle school!

The old pedant stammered like this, watching these students rushing out of the school one by one like burning their buttocks, and then disappeared before his eyes, almost vomited old blood.

If he wasn't a ghost, he would probably be pissed off into a ghost too.

However, this old guy is still extremely stubborn. After all the students ran away, he still raised his goatee and hooked the frame of Confucius's portrait, and he was still shouting: "Help, help..."

Finally, the old pedant saw a hand stretched out, but it didn't come to pull him, but grabbed the frame of Confucius's portrait, and then he felt a whirlwind, and fell from the frame to the ground.

The old pedant was moved to tears, a friend in adversity sees the truth!Ke Nima came out, which student made the move?Be sure to reward him well.

Looking up again, it wasn't his group of students who helped him, but the psychic who just beat him into the portrait.

Zhang Xiaomeng dumped the old pedant out of the picture frame like taking out trash, then rubbed his nose and said, "I said, what age ghost are you from? Looking at what you're wearing, you should have been reincarnated long ago? Why not?" stay in this world?"

The old pedant was taken aback for a moment, then got up from the ground, adjusted his clothes, held the ruler upside down, put it on his back, and stroked his goatee with one hand: "This old man is from Yuxi Mountain..."

A black line appeared on Zhang Xiaomeng's forehead: "Okay, you should hurry up and reincarnate."

The old pedant didn't finish a sentence, and Zhang Xiaomeng got stuck there again, as if his thoughts were interrupted, his brain short-circuited, and he couldn't connect. This state is so cute and cute.

Zhang Xiaomeng didn't care about him, and turned to Long Pang, seeing Long Pang standing there dumbfounded, his chin dripping down his feet, he couldn't help feeling worried about the fat man's state, This kid, wouldn't he be scared stupid by that old ghost?
Probably not, but Zhang Xiaomeng turned to the old scholar and asked, "Hey, my brother, is he alright?"

The old pedant was stunned for two seconds before he realized it, and continued to stroke his goatee, this time adding another movement of shaking his head: "Old-husband-self-has-solution-rescue-method. "

Eight words, one sentence, a sentence that didn't even take half a second, this old thing actually paused every word, and pulled out a voice that lasted eight seconds, and it took Zhang Xiaomeng another two seconds to finish the eight words. Only after putting together the two words can I understand what this product really means.

For a moment, Zhang Xiaomeng seemed to understand why those ghost students were scared away. It was not because of his own power, but because he was abused by this old man!Who the hell can not be entangled with such a teacher?At most, being beaten is just physical abuse. Listening to this old man's lectures is absolutely cruel, and there is no discount.

Zhang Xiaomeng had no choice but to scratch his head helplessly: "Then can you please help him wake up?"

The old pedant continued to say in his long and dead voice: "You rushed in for no reason, beat me up, scared away my students, and destroyed my school. , still want me to help you? Even if you are a psychic, you don’t bring such a bully, do you?”

Of course, the old pedant said this passage word by word, and it took a full minute to finish the long speech, and Zhang Xiaomeng had to re-translate it in his head again to understand his meaning.

Zhang Xiaomeng was thinking of scolding her mother, obviously you are an old and shameless girl beating a female student here, but that female ghost student is still screaming so speechless, so we rushed in, and now it's mine problem?

Well, at this time, even if you don't want to, you have to take Long Pang back intact. If you get a fool to go back, wouldn't Long Pang's father go crazy too?Although Fatty Long was already stupid, the Fatty Long in front of him was no longer stupid, but demented. Looking at him like this, urinating and defecating were troublesome things. At least that Fatty Long used to be able to go to the toilet by himself!
Looking at the two crystal-clear halazi on the chubby dragon's chin, Zhang Xiaomeng suddenly had two big ones: "Then what do you think?"

　Come on, give me a recommendation ticket!

　　


(End of this chapter)