Inherit the family's old shop

Chapter 46

That idiot opened the door and was sleeping snoringly. The second son of the Li family woke him up, and when he saw us coming, he regained his energy and said that there are not many people in his place, so don’t leave at noon. Just eat here, although this idiot is a bit stupid, but it can be seen that he is a simple and honest guy, without so many ghost thoughts, warm and hospitable, but he is also a person you can make friends with.

The second son of the Li family was about to go back after a few words of evasion. He had just finished the funeral at home, and I knew that there were indeed a lot of miscellaneous things. It really made me sick, but that idiot kept tugging at my arm, saying that just because I ignored him that night, I had to have a good drink or two with him today, and this matter is not negotiable.

I thought this idiot didn't hold grudges, but I didn't expect to bring up old accounts. I had nothing to say for a while, so I agreed. The second son of the Li family was going to persuade me to leave, but I didn't respond. Let the Li family The second son sent a message to the family and sat down here.

Maybe he also knew that the house was hard to get his feet on, so he hurriedly cleaned up the house, and I helped him clean up a few times to ventilate it.

At noon, this guy threw away all the money given by the second son of the Li family, two bottles of white wine, a bag of peanuts, and bought a hot dish made of white tofu. The two of us were at his house I ate it.

After these three cups and two cups, Chen Hanbiao couldn't close the chatter box, and talked about the things he started doing as a spirit guard.

He said that this business of guarding spirits is not something that can be done by the brave. When it comes to the key point, it needs to be strong in firepower. To put it plainly, the horoscope is strong enough. I'm afraid of you three points.

I asked him, did you find this job of guarding the spirit yourself, and you don't have a master, a guide or something.

This idiot just laughed, saying how can it be, there must be a leader in everything, but he is not considered a leader, so he can earn money with his courage and strong firepower. That is, a young business.

Chen Hanbiao patted my shoulder and said, "Actually, we also have a master, but we are too stupid to remember some things. Originally, my master didn't want me to do this, but I I know that this brain can't accomplish anything big, so it can only earn a living in this village!"

When I heard that this idiot actually has a master, I couldn't help being a little interested, and asked him, "Brother Biao, what does your master do, and what does your job do?"

Chen Hanbiao shook his big head, "How can it be? Speaking of my master, he is also an expert. He is a person who does big things, how can he be like me!"

I laughed, "What kind of character is this, just tell me!"

"Hey, speaking of it, that person doesn't necessarily recognize me as an apprentice, but I recognize him out of self-indulgence!" Chen Hanbiao sighed, with a self-deprecating expression on his face.

"I remember when I was in my 20s. I forgot how old I was. At that time, I met that man on the old dragon mountain. The man had a thigh injury. I was a bachelor and I had nothing to fear. Yes, he gave me 50 yuan at that time, and I carried him home!"

Chen Hanbiao smiled, "That man looks to be only five or sixty years old, he can speak Mandarin, and he doesn't know where he is from. Even tens of hundreds of dollars, let me buy some medicinal materials, and some weird things.

"When I was convalescing, that man even told my fortune. He even showed me the way in terms of gods and ghosts. He said, he said that my life was too hard, and he gave all the family members No more, I believe this, my parents left when I was young, and I grew up eating a lot of food, but later he said, I am a bit silly, but my life is good, and I have a future blessing , I was just waiting for the future blessings he said, but when I was in my forties, I didn't even get a daughter-in-law, hehe, now I don't think much about it!"

I hurriedly said a few words of comfort, "Where is this? You are the prime of life in your 40s, and you haven't lived in most of your life. Let's play well, and you may have good luck in the future. Which rich woman will take a look at it." It's you!"

Chen Hanbiao smiled wryly and waved his hands, "I know who I am, so don't comfort me,"

Chen Hanbiao smiled, and continued to talk about him, "Speaking of which, that period of time was the most comfortable time I lived. To be honest, that person didn't look down on me at all. There are some things that should be taught to me. Those who should train me, if it’s okay, talk to me about weird things, saying that while he is here, I can learn some of his skills, and maybe I can go out with him to make a big deal As for money, it’s really not good, you can earn a living by relying on craftsmanship!”

"But I'm stupid, and I didn't learn much after learning and learning. When he left, he sighed and said that I was just stupid. If my brain was smarter, the life of this lucky general would be destroyed." Maybe you can really become a character!"

What I heard was confused, this idiot talked about the craftsmanship for a long time, but in the end, he didn't say what the craftsmanship is, I asked, "Brother Biao, you really confused me, the craftsmanship you said What is it, you haven't said yet!"

Chen Hanbiao slapped his forehead, "Oh, yes, I'm only thinking about that thing in my head, I haven't said anything yet, really, my brain"

"In fact, he knows quite a lot. He told me about Feng Shui. I was stupid and didn't learn it. He also taught me to paste paper, which is much better than the funeral ones. It looks like a real person, but it’s a pity that my hands are clumsy, and the holes are poked out when I paste it. He also let me chop wood, make wooden things with me, and teach me carpentry work. What a skill! , the big wooden rooster can still crow!"

"What... you said that a wooden rooster can crow?" I stood up with my eyes wide open, and Chen Hanbiao was startled, and he waved his hands and muttered, "What are you doing, calm down, sit down for me quickly, and say first, I didn't fool you, don't be surprised!"

At this time, I felt like a wave turned upside down in my heart, calm down, why am I still calm down, the old lame rooster crowed before, I believe what he said is true, but who is this man? Characters. I really have to think about it in my heart.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly sat down, "It's okay, it's okay, just keep talking, keep talking, and say what you have to say."

Chen Hanbiao glanced at me, and continued, "I'm so stupid that I can't learn these things well. He said that he wanted to teach me some powerful skills. I guess I can't learn them, so he doesn't have many skills." said!"

"Later, he couldn't do anything for me. I guess he has never seen me so stupid for so many years. He said that my life is hard and my body is strong. From now on, I will watch the grave, move bricks, chop wood, etc. I can't starve to death, let me forget all the things he handed in. In fact, I forgot all of them long ago. I've been guarding the spirit for so many years, and nothing happened, and now I'm a famous person in all over the world!"

Chen Hanbiao laughed while talking, and I laughed too, but in a flash, this guy's eyes turned red for some reason, and he burst into tears when he saw it, "Hey, it's been so many years since I said it. , I really think highly of me, there is only one person, although he won't let me call him master, but I regard him as master in my heart, I am stupid, I know it myself, although people in the village don't say it clearly But I can also see that not many people think highly of me."

Chen Hanbiao raised his head and glanced at me, "Speaking of which, you, Jiu Jiner, are the only ones looking at me, and other people's houses don't usually come into my house, let alone have a meal with me!"

When Chen Hanbiao said this, I suddenly felt very uncomfortable. Although this guy looks very simple on the surface, but I feel that sometimes he is like a mirror in his heart. Sometimes, some people are not stupid, but wise and stupid. He hasn't leaked a little light yet, when he is calm, he may be a bear bag, but if he really makes some noise, maybe he can really poke your dog's eyes blind.

While talking, Chen Hanbiao raised his glass again, "Come on, do it with me. I also drink alone during the fucking Chinese New Year. If you can do me a favor, I'm happier than the Chinese New Year!"

When I got to the emotional part, I raised my glass without saying a word. I have to say that this idiot really didn't even mention his alcohol capacity. He originally said that two bottles of liquor per catty should be given to each person, but I know My alcohol capacity, I can't drink half a catty and my mind is confused, and the rest of the wine has all gone into the stomach of this idiot.

It was past three o'clock when I was full of wine and food, and Chen Hanbiao was also dizzy from drinking, and I was also confused. He asked me to sleep on his kang for a while, sober up, and threw it away for me. A quilt with a cotton cover exposed, let me sleep on the top of the kang, and he found a corner and fell asleep.

If you say that I am also a clean freak, but I am talking about mental cleanliness. People who look down on me, even if he gives me a villa to sleep, I feel uncomfortable, but if you think highly of me, you will give me half Kennel, I dare to sleep.

I covered Chen Hanbiao's broken quilt, and I opened half of it to cover him. I lay on the kang and fell asleep after touching the pillow. I slept soundly this time. When I woke up, I looked at the dark sky outside. Well, it's already past ten o'clock.

(End of this chapter)