Returning to the Pastoral: Mrs. Yipin

Chapter 149 Panda Eyes

Xuan Haorui was born in this ancient time, and he didn't travel around in later generations, otherwise he would definitely have a sense of identity with Huoyun evil god's saying "the only thing in the world that can't be broken is fast".

Although Lu Shi's martial arts are poor, but his movements are nimble like a monkey, jumping up and down, getting in and out of the ground, even though he received several beatings, he didn't suffer much.They also often use some obscene tricks, such as buttoning the nose, inserting eyes, etc., which are very shameless tricks in the eyes of righteous people.

Well, Su Yun didn't teach him these things, but he created them himself.Under Su Yun's shy teaching that day, Lu Shi blushed at first, but after thinking about it later, he realized that Su Sanniang was simply a genius!
You can think of such peerless tricks, that's a proper master!

As he practiced, his thinking spread out, and he summed up a lot of things one after another, such as how to attack the weakest point of a person, and he was quite complacent. As for Su Yun's sentence "If you want to fight, hit the weakest part of the person, and deal with the enemy How about morality?" A sense of bosom friend arose.

"You bastard!"

Xuan Haorui's face became more and more ugly, his face was covered with dark clouds, and his eyes were a little red. It was obvious that he was so angry with Lu Shi's vile tricks that he wanted to kill someone.

"Su Sanniang!" Xuan Haorui's teeth were grinding and two small flames shot out from his peach eyes, "You taught him this?!"

"I'm wronged!" Su Yun yelled wronged, Nima, what's all this?How can you get shot while lying down?

"The son of the world has clearly observed that the women are weak and have no strength to restrain the chickens. How can they do these things?"

"Weak girl?" Xuan Haorui was so angry that he was happy, "Okay, okay, you are a weak girl..." After speaking, he slapped Lu Shi on the shoulder, pushed him away, and said: "My son Master has learned the lesson, this is the end of today's competition, let me bid farewell!"

"Hey, run away if you can't beat it? Are you a hero..."

Lu Shi, who was beaten black and blue by Xuan Haorui, with panda eyes hanging on his hips, cursed at Xuan Haorui's back, but before he could finish speaking, he suddenly felt a pair of tender little hands covering his groin Mouth, slowly turned his head, and shivered suddenly.

A face full of dark clouds approached him, his eyes were still burning with fire, and he looked at him with a gloomy expression, "You want to die yourself, don't hurt me!"

Xuan Haorui, who walked outside the gate of the courtyard, looked back and saw this scene. He saw the rascal pulling the woman's hand away. Looking at the two hands that were glued together at that moment, he suddenly felt a little glaring, and grinned. "hiss!"

Pain came from his lips, he turned around and looked back, his eyes were heavy and heavy, that guy was so shameless that he tore his mouth with both hands.Fortunately, I have studied martial arts for many years and have a good foundation, otherwise I would have to lose my appearance today!

"That bastard! No, adulterer ****!"

He cursed secretly in his mind, the fellow's cry of pain was heard from inside, presumably the woman was trying to clean him up.

He also said that it had nothing to do with her, this guy learned all his dirty tricks from her.Isn't that trick of inserting eyes and pulling hair just because of women fighting?
Hearing the woman's yelling, Xuan Haorui felt irritated for no reason, and didn't want to stay here anymore. After getting on the horse, he pulled the rein and went straight towards the county seat.

"You bastard, how dare you say that you didn't report my name? How did I tell you when I taught you? Huh?"

Su Yun pulled Lu Shi's ear, Lu Shi grinned in pain, his eyes were still black and blue, like a giant panda.

Although Xuan Haorui had been dealt with a lot just now, he didn't reap any benefits for himself.Both eyes were beaten into panda eyes.

It was also because of his own fault that he only found people's weak spots to attack. After the beating, Xuan Haorui was also pissed off by him, so he simply followed Lu Shi's example and punched him twice in the eyes.

This is great, the handsome and unrestrained third young master Lu Shi suddenly turned into a cute panda, and now that Su Yun pulled his ears like this, his image suddenly became funny.

Although the few children felt that this clan brother was hurt badly, but seeing his funny appearance when his sister-in-law cleaned him up, they couldn't help laughing, covering their mouths and laughing unkindly.

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts! Sanniang, take it easy, take it easy, the young master has just been cleaned up, ah, it hurts! Take it easy, can't I be wrong?"

"You're wrong? Where are you wrong? Hmm? How did I tell you that day? No matter who asks, don't say that I taught you. You promised well, why did you forget it when you turned around?"

Su Yun's chest heaved violently, bullying someone who is much taller than him is really tiring!

"Sanniang, Sanniang, listen to me, listen to me..." Lu Shi was about to cry, and he really wanted to resist, but he was afraid that he would hurt her if he tried too hard.

And seeing that she was angry, for some reason, my heart felt terrified, especially when I saw her gloomy face, I felt a little frightened.

Inwardly, he cursed himself for being worthless and being eaten to death by a woman, but he dared not use any strength in this hand.

Weird thing!Why is the young master afraid of her?By the way, it must be that she has learned the unpredictable martial arts, maybe it is the legendary internal force, she has used the internal force in her hand, so she can't use any force to resist.

Little friend Lu Shi found an excuse for himself, and then made a pitiful look with teary eyes, "Sanniang, I really didn't say anything, it's just, just, I..."

"Just what?" Su Yun said angrily, "Could it be that you reported yourself?"

"Yes……"

Lu Shi's head drooped, and one ear was still being pulled by Su Yun's hand. As soon as he lowered his head, there was a sudden pain in his ear, "Hiss, San, San Niang, let's talk, let's talk, Your hand..."

Lu Shi winked at Su Yun and said, "Can you put this hand down first? Hey, hey..."

"Huh!" Su Yun twisted his ears again, and scolded: "How can you be such an idiot?! You are so stupid to report yourself! How did you grow your brain? Hmm!"

After finishing speaking, he put down his hands and looked at Lu Shi's aggrieved appearance, coupled with the pair of panda eyes and tattered clothes, how can Lu Shi look handsome at this moment?

Su Yun only felt that this person's appearance was so funny. With a "puchi", one couldn't help laughing, pointing to Lu Shi and said: "You, you should go and tidy up your face, haha, it's so ugly !"

Seeing Su Yun smiling, Lu Shi unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, but after hearing Su Yun say that he was ugly, his mood became inexplicably nervous again, and he touched his face, ignoring the pain, and asked Said: "Ugly? Really ugly?! Bah, that Prince Fu is so shameless that he slapped the young master in the face?"

Paused, took a breath and continued to curse: "What should I do if I am going to lose my appearance? How can I find a wife?"

Su Yun rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "You still have the nerve to talk about others? Besides, what do men want to look so good-looking? I won't tell you anymore, I'm going back to the house to clean up!"

(End of this chapter)