Returning to the Pastoral: Mrs. Yipin

Chapter 129
Xuan Haorui put down the wine cup, seeing Lu Shi's complacent appearance, he couldn't help frowning.Could this guy be joking about himself?
Some did not give up and continued: "Yingying Yanyan, flowers and leaves, Qingqing evening and evening."

After speaking, he fixed his eyes on Lu Shi, trying to find some clues.If this kid really made trouble on purpose, I will never forgive him.

But I didn't know that I just said this couplet, so I saw the guy on the opposite side laughing, wondering, suddenly saw this guy with his hips on his hips, laughed and said: "How dare you come to the exam for such a simple couplet?"

"Sure enough, he's pretending!" Xuan Haorui's face was slowly gloomy, and he was about to explode when he saw Lu Shi lightly coughed and said triumphantly, "You can listen to me, my lord." The next link is..."

Everyone held their breath, looking at Lu Shi's confident appearance, they couldn't help thinking to themselves, maybe there will be a miracle?
Lu Shi stretched out the word "yes" for a long time, and suddenly pointed at the little yellow gate and Xuan Haorui's guards and said, "Cats, cats and dogs, barking, meowing, barking and biting everywhere."

"you!"

Although Xiao Huangmen didn't know many big characters, he could still hear Lu Shi's sarcasm.His face turned black quickly, and suddenly he turned around and knelt down, kowtowed to Xuan Haorui and cried, "My lord, this kid is being rude, he refers to Sang and scolds Huai as a slave, but he really scolds you !"

What a eunuch!Su Yun shook his head slightly after hearing this.Lu Shi really deserves it, and he is not comfortable with this couplet.This couplet is so right that it doesn't make any sense, but the ability to criticize Sang Huai is not small.With a random finger, Xuan Haorui and his party were scolded. From this point of view, this guy is quite capable.

Lu Shi squinted at the small yellow door, suddenly gave a "bah" and said, "Sure enough, it's a bastard with no eggs, and doesn't understand the rules. Your master is talking to me, why do you want you to intervene? If you have nothing to do, just be sentimental." , this thought is vicious, I want to give the young master eye drops, do you deserve it? What the hell are you?"

"Did you hear that?" Xuan Haorui looked at the little yellow door expressionlessly, "People didn't talk about you, so what are you doing yourself? Get up quickly, don't embarrass yourself here."

As he spoke, he said to Lu Shi: "I'm not strict with my discipline, it's a joke for my little friend."

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Lu Shi didn't seem to hear the implication of others at all, and his nostrils were still upturned, as if he was the first child of the king of heaven and his second child.

Su Yun covered her eyes, she really didn't dare to look at it.She already felt that Xuan Haorui, who was sitting on her bamboo chair, had turned into an ice sculpture, with bursts of cold air radiating from all around. She had shrunk to this corner, but she could still feel the bursts of chill emanating from there.

Glancing at Lu Shi and seeing his indifferent appearance, Su Yun felt a burst of admiration.

Nima, it is also a skill to be so nervous!

"How is it? Is the young master right?"

Xuan Haorui's face was dark, and now he admired the guy in front of him a little.

It's all right to be ignorant, but it's rare in life to be so thick-skinned.The most frustrating thing is that this person doesn't seem to be aware of it at all, and he looks so complacent, as if he really thinks he is right.

Suddenly, I felt that I was a bit of an idiot. Is it because my brain is also broken if I care so much about myself with a no-brainer?
But looking at the guy with a smug face and his nostrils upturned, he didn't get angry at all.Not to mention that this guy scolded himself obliquely, how could Xuan Haorui, who has always been quite angry, bear it?
He squinted his eyes, thought for a while, and said: "This little brother is really talented, and his talents and learning are so high that I am eye-opening. At this time, I know that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky, and I am a frog in the bottom of the well..."

As soon as Lu Shi heard this, he felt that his bones were a little lighter, his eyebrows were about to fly, and he said with a serious face: "It's easy to say, easy to say."

Xuan Haorui was speechless for a moment.It's completely playing the piano against the cow, even if it's satirizing him, he can't hear it.

For a moment, his gaze became gloomy, and it is a skill to be so confused...

"How is it?" Seeing that everyone was silent, Lu Shi felt that the Feng Shui of Lujia Village was good.Well, although it's a bit boring, but I can't stand the good Feng Shui, the young master's knowledge has improved after coming here, look, even the son of King Fu is no match for me!

Thinking of this in my heart, I became more and more complacent, "Poems and songs, you can choose whatever you want."

Su Yun, Lu Erlang, and Sanlang covered their eyes, feeling the urge to cry.Even gave birth to the feeling of "why are relatives with this person".It's really embarrassing, and they all feel that their faces are dull because they belong to the same line.

"Oh?" No matter how good Xuan Haorui's temper was, Lu Shi's defiant and smug look made him angry.Not to mention that this master has never had a good temper. Seeing Lu Shi like this, how can he bear it?

Although his face was expressionless, but the bursts of cold air all over his body made people really feel the four words: "I'm very upset!"

"Little friend, you can do everything from poems to songs?"

"That's natural..."

"Well, then I have to ask for a lesson or two."

Lu Shi groaned twice, and said, "I'm determined to do what I want, I don't dare to say goodbye!"

Xuan Haorui pondered for a while, and then said: "Right now, warblers are flying and grasses are growing, and hundreds of flowers are competing to bloom. Taking advantage of the beautiful scenery in spring, why not write a poem with the theme of 'flowers', what do you think?"

"No problem, you come first!"

Lu Shigui has a lot of eyes, he knows that he is not good at writing poems, and he was often scolded by his master in the capital before.I used to be scolded by my husband for everything I wrote after contemplating and contemplating for days and nights in the closed room, let alone this opportune work.

This matter needs to be turned around, let this guy write a poem first, and then think about it.

Look at him like this, he is a dandy.The princes of Daliang are all idiots, and that guy Fu Wang only knows how to eat, but doesn't know how to learn.

How good can his son be?Probably the same as myself, let him do it first, and then do it by yourself, hum, when he does it, if it is not good, you can laugh at him a few words.

Lu Shi's abacus was clinking. He thought that the other party would have to spend some time, but he didn't know that his voice fell, and the other party readily agreed. The firewood leaves have not opened for a long time, and the spring scenery in the garden cannot be closed, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall."

"Hey, is this plagiarism?" Su Yun lowered his head, and when he heard the poem, he suddenly complained for Lu Shi.This Xuan Haorui is too bullying, although little friend Lu is ignorant, but you can't copy other people's poems to deceive him, right?

But as soon as Xuan Haorui's words fell, Lu Erlang on the side shouted "Yes" three times, and Su Yun suddenly wondered: Isn't there a celebrity effect?Aren't celebrities not limited by time and space, they will pop up in every time and space?Why didn't Ye Shaoweng get this kind of treatment?
His face became weird: what kind of world did he come to!

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