super prodigal

Chapter 3 Infinite Happiness System
What's the use of more money if it's really trash?No, no, I have to call Lord Yan and ask what's going on, didn't I promise it would be safe?
Just after dialing the phone, the other end prompts: "Hi, your phone number has been blacklisted by the other party, please don't call again, if you dial again, your phone will be attacked by a virus!"

What?Zhang Qiong felt that he had been fooled!He wants to get up and settle accounts with Hades!

Just as he was getting up, he accidentally touched the vase on the table, but an alarming "beep beep beep" sound came out in his head: "Host's dangerous behavior, host's dangerous behavior, the system is ready to intercept!"

The host is dangerous, the system is ready to intercept!WTF?What happened to me... Let me Ultraman prepare to transform into a little monster?

There was a sound like a machine in the ear:
"Successful interception, system upgrade, host self-mutilation failure once, host's life defense ability plus 1 happiness point, desire - 1 happiness point, strength - 1 happiness point, speed - 1 happiness point, EQ, IQ - [-] happiness point at the same time!"

"What the hell! How did I become a host? I am the host, so who is the parasite?"

Zhang Qiong must figure out why this is!
When he lifted the quilt, he saw a thick, short, and frankly fat leg in front of his eyes.

Is this a leg?How like two wax gourds!It was ugly as hell!Can this still be a pleasant walk?
After stabilizing his emotions, he sat up straight on the bed and took a look in the mirror.

Why is there so much fat on the face?
The eyes are crowded into a line by the "pork belly"!
If I get any fatter, I won't be able to open my eyes. What the hell is this body?

It's so ugly to the bottom of my soul!

"and many more!"

As if thinking of something.

The system said just now... the host should be happier?He hurriedly asked: "What does my happiness point look like now? Tell me quickly!"

"Host, please record."

Another machine voice broadcast came from the ear:

"Welcome to "Infinite Happiness System", host name: Zhang Qiong."

He nodded and replied, "En! Yes, my name is Zhang Qiong."

Machine: "Host HP: 30."

"30 HP?" His face turned green, "What's the standard of 30?"

Machine: "The normal score is worth 60 points, and the full score is 100 points."

"30 minutes, this is the rhythm to hang up at any time? This body is too trashy, can you change it?"

Zhang Qiong was extremely upset!

The machine without any tone or color replied: "No."

"Impossible?" I've come to mess with the society in this life, with this qualification... He was so angry that he grabbed the desk lamp by the bedside and smashed those ugly legs!
But when it hit the leg just now, the desk lamp was broken, but the leg was fine, it was blocked by a hateful transparent light!
Another burst of alarm sound came from the system: "The host's dangerous behavior, the host's dangerous behavior, the system intercepted, the system has intercepted!"

"The system is intercepted successfully, the system defense is upgraded to level 2, the host self-mutilation fails twice, the host's life defense ability is increased by 2 happiness point, desire is reduced by 1 happiness point, strength is reduced by 1 happiness point, speed is reduced by 1 happiness point, and EQ and IQ are reduced again. 1 happiness point!"

"It's this fucking system again!" The system automatically broadcasts the current happiness point of his body:

"Health value 29, desire value..."

"Why did you drop another point after a while? Is there something wrong with the system! If you drop at this speed, you will die soon!" He was so surprised that his face was disfigured.

The system has finished broadcasting other data automatically:

"Health value: 29, desire value: 25, strength value: 17, agility: 13, EQ: 3, IQ: 3, system additional data, life defense value: 92. (Reminder: full score: 100, pass: 60 , normal: 75)"

(End of this chapter)