Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 652 The monkey wears a condom

As the sun sets, the sky is full of sunset glow reflected on the sea, looking around, it is golden.The waves are sparkling, and the vastness is full of golden waves for thousands of miles.The evening breeze caresses gently, blows through the purple bamboo forest on Mount Putuo, and the purple leaves all over the mountain are dancing, floating around, like flames jumping and rustling, making this Buddhist holy land more quiet.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is seated on a holy lotus platform with a solemn face. He is preaching the wonderful meaning of Buddhism and proving the way of goodness with his disciples, believers, and creatures in the mountains. Suddenly, a ray of light revolves around the brim of his hat.

"Which benevolent Lord is praying again, looking for my help?" Guanyin divided his mind, continued to preach the way to the public, and at the same time used his spiritual thoughts to find out who the aura was asking for help.

Avalokitesvara's spiritual thoughts penetrated into the spiritual light, and immediately saw a golden light coming from the northwest, with a golden-haired monkey inside.

"Why is this guy bothering me again?" Guanyin frowned, dispelling the aura, and while narrating the scriptures, he figured out why the monkey came.

"Monkeys are hateful! I stood by and watched Tang Seng being kidnapped by the bone spirit, so that even a bone spirit came to me for help after being beaten like this! This monkey without a headband is really difficult to deal with. I should have known that when the monkey was at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. Put the golden hoop on him. At the beginning, I didn’t want to be a villain, but it left me with such a big trouble! This way, Chu Bajie will follow me automatically, and the rest will come to me. This god who saves the suffering, seems to have to find a way to return this ape to his place!" Guanyin thought to himself.

The monkey's somersault cloud is well-known in the three worlds. Under the fame, there are actually very few virtuous people. They nod eight hundred times, twist their waists for thousands of miles, and turn somersaults for hundreds of thousands of miles. Avalokitesvara has not yet figured out how to put the golden hoop on the monkey. Once we have reached the South China Sea, we can reach Putuo Mountain in a short time.

"Hui An, go wait in front of the mountain and bring Sun Wukong in!" Guanyin ordered.

Venerable Hui An stood up to receive the order, and the Bodhisattva rang before the jade was exhausted, indicating that the setting of the altar was over.

After everyone retreated, Guanyin's phoenix eyes drooped slightly, and a cold light flickered in his eyes. He flipped his hand, and a golden hoop appeared in his palm.

"The monkey is slippery and fast. We have to lure him to the front later, and use something to suppress him so that he can't escape, so we can take him!" After thinking for a while, the corners of Guanyin's mouth curled up slightly, and it was determined. , flipped his hand, and the golden hoop that could strangle the iron head was taken away by him.

After a while, the monkey was brought to the purple bamboo forest by Hui An, and after the monkey finished the salute, Guanyin asked knowingly, "You Poor Monkey, why did you come to my South China Sea if you don't want Tang Monk to go west?"

"Bodhisattva Mingjian, I told Tang Seng to go west, and I never slacked off. It's just that the old monk Tang Seng didn't know how to use it. I, who knows the changes of monsters, asked me to go to Huazhai, leaving two people who didn't know monsters to guard him. , I went to Huazhai, the goblin walked over swaggeringly, wandered around in front of the two ignorant monsters for a long time, and easily took him away, but I can't rely on me. The old monk can't use people, and it's also because Bajie and Drifting have no eyesight !” the monkey quibbled.

"Hey, you dare to say such an idiot in front of me! It is clear that you hate Tang Monk's narrow favor and ordered you to go to Huazhai, so you deliberately connived the goblin to take him away, trying to scare him so that he would not dare to do so in the future." I'm ordering you to do things! When Tang Seng was taken into captivity, you were obviously on the side, and you were able to stop him! How dare you lie in front of me!" Guanyin scolded with an angry face.

"Bodhisattva, since you can heal the past and the past, why did you ask why you knew it before? It's so embarrassing!" the monkey scratched its ear and cheek.

"You monkey know it's embarrassing?" Guanyin cursed, and threw the precious pearl bottle in his hand into the heart of the sea, smashing the waves to the sky, scaring the monkey's bones, and stood up to stand below, saying: " This Bodhisattva's fiery nature never fades, so he blamed the old grandson for his bad words, which ruined his virtue, so he threw the clean bottle away. What a pity, what a pity! If I had known that sending my grandson away, it wouldn't be a big deal?"

As soon as the monkey finished speaking, he saw a bottle jumping out of the sea waves.It turned out to be a monster carrying a bottle out of the bottom, but it was an evil tortoise. There is a poem praising it: "The source of the source is the mud, and the bottom of the water is glorious and powerful. Machine. Hidden and shrunk without head and tail, stretching out enough to move as fast as flying. King Wen draws hexagrams Zeng Yuanbu, Chang Nating stands with Fuxi. Yunlong reveals all kinds of beauty, and the water pushes the waves to blow them. Golden lines Dressed in armor, dotted into colorful tortoise shells. Nine palaces and eight trigrams gowns are fixed, scattered and scattered to cover the green clothes. He was a brave dragon king during his lifetime, and he carried a Buddha monument after his death. If you know the name and surname of this thing, you will stir up troubles and evil turtles."

The evil tortoise that made waves carried the clean bottle, climbed up to the edge of the cliff, and nodded 24 times to the Bodhisattva, which is 24 bows.When Xingzhe saw it, he secretly smiled and said, "It turns out that he was looking at the bottle. I thought I couldn't see the bottle, so I asked him for it."

Avalokitesvara said: "Wukong, what are you talking about below?"

The monkey said, "I didn't say anything."

Guanyin said to the monkey, "Bring me the bottle."

The monkey didn't know that Guanyin's clean bottle had been ups and downs in the sea for a while, and it had already gone around in three rivers, five lakes, eight seas and four dunes, and was half filled with water from the sea.

Guanyin's clean bottle can hold the water of a sea.Well, if it’s full, the monkey can’t lift it, and Guanyin only fills it with half the water of the sea, so that the monkey can pick it up. Of course, it’s not easy to pick it up. It’s not easy to make him carry a heavy burden like a mortal. lay down.Then……

The monkey didn't know how powerful it was, so it swaggered to the clean bottle, bent slightly, and grabbed the clean bottle with one hand, like picking up stones.

The monkey was like this, so naturally it couldn't lift the vase of Guanyin. After trying it twice, it felt that the bottle was as heavy as a mountain.

"Drink!" The monkey bared his teeth and drank violently, slowly lifting the clean bottle.

"This bottle is really heavy..." the monkey gasped.

Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "You monkey head, you can only talk. You can't hold the bottle, how can you subdue the monsters?"

The monkey was also a little surprised, and argued, "I'm not going to hide it from the Bodhisattva. Normally, it's just leisure to carry the mountain on my shoulders, and to cross the sea with my arms, but today I can't even lift a clean bottle. I think it's because of the evil spirit's loss of strength. "

Avalokitesvara laughed and said: "Often it is an empty bottle; now it is a clean bottle thrown into the sea. At this time, I have turned around three rivers and five lakes, eight seas and four dunes, and between the source of the stream and the caves, I have borrowed half of the sea's water in it." .You have the weight of a sea, so it's just not easy to hold."

The monkey knew what was good and bad, and quickly said, "It's my disciple who doesn't know."

"Bring the bottle, be careful, handle it with care, don't break it, and use it later to subdue the demon!" Guanyin said.

"Promise!" The monkey responded, carrying the clean bottle forward with great effort, and after arriving at the position designated by Guanyin, he carefully put down the clean bottle.

The monkeys were placed extremely carefully, lest they bump into the porcelain bottle, which would cause flaws on the body of the bottle like suet and white jade, which would affect the ability to subdue the demon.That kind of caution is like walking on thin ice with trepidation, fearing that the shaking will be a little bigger, and the thin ice under your feet will shatter and sink into a glacier.

Just when the monkey put down the clean bottle carefully, a light flashed in Guanyin's eyes, but without seeing how he was acting, the man appeared in front of the monkey with a circle of gold thread in his hand—it was the magic spell that became famous in the three worlds because of the monkey.

The monkey was putting down the mutton fat jade bottle very carefully at this time, only to feel that there was a flower in front of him, and there was a figure, and then there was a cold circle on his head, covering his head.

The monkey was slightly startled, quickly put down the clean bottle, touched the circle on his head, raised his head and said to Guanyin: "Bodhisattva, what did you put on my head, it's so uncomfortable."

"Hmph, the discomfort is yet to come!" Guanyin sneered, and then recited the magic spell.

The reassuring mantra that can calm the monkey sounded, and the monkey immediately lost his composure.

"Ho..." the monkey roared angrily, its hair exploded, its eyes widened, it took out a golden cudgel from its ear, shook it to normal size, and slapped Guanyin viciously.

Avalokitesvara made a mistake, and easily avoided the monkey's random stick, and continued to chant the mantra without stopping.

The monkey will splash it, but he can't touch the corner of Guanyin's clothes, let alone get close to him. The monkey immediately gave up the stalking tactics of the beautiful woman who has no feeling for himself, and is ready to change his shortcomings-remove the golden hoop, Immediately turned the golden hoop into a crowbar, trying to break the golden hoop.

It's a pity that the monkey tried half his sleeves, but it was still in vain, and the golden hoop was still tightly attached to his head.

"Bodhisattva, forgive me!" The monkey knew what was going on, so he knelt down and begged for mercy.

Guanyin ignored him and continued to curse him!
"Sincerely take refuge, and sincerely escort Tang Monk to the west!" Monkey said hastily.

Hearing the monkey's words, Avalokitesvara began to show off his face, stopped the incantation and said, "Remember the feeling just now, if the scar is healed and forget the pain, be careful, I will recite the incantation upside down ten times!"

"Disciple dare not!" Monkey said.

Guanyin nodded and said: "Well, now you are wearing a condom on your head, but it is much safer. Let's go, let's save Tang Seng!"

(End of this chapter)