Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 650 Infighting
"Reporting to Jade Emperor, the Weichen brothers have searched all over the Three Realms, but they have not found any trace of Elder Tang! They must have jumped out of the Three Realms, and are not in the Immortal Buddha Cave in the Five Elements." Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er quickly reported back.

"Fart, my master was plundered by evil spirits, how could he be in the Immortal Buddha Cave, who is so bold to cover up evil spirits?" The monkey stared.

"Wukong, please be safe and don't be impatient!" The Jade Emperor scolded, pondering in his heart, wondering if it is necessary to spend his cultivation base to calculate the secret of heaven, feeling that it is too bad to spend his cultivation base on such a trivial matter.

"I remember that Tang Monk is secretly protected by the Dharma Guardian God. Have you ever asked?" The Jade Emperor said after thinking for a while, he really didn't want to work hard to calculate the heavenly secrets when the heavenly secrets were so chaotic, and just wiped out his luck. , opportunity.

"Never!" Monkey said in a very bachelor way.

The Jade Emperor cursed inwardly, looking for trouble for nothing, and led the general to the Lingxiao Palace with the talisman festival Xuanjialan all the way.

"Elder Tang is still in Baihuling, but he was transferred to the ground by the demon. On the second day after Elder Tang fell into the tiger's lair, Mrs. Diyong from the empty mountain came to Baihuling. Mrs. Diyong is a golden-nosed white-haired mouse on Lingshan Mountain Cheng Jing, who is used to digging holes, presumably built a hidden underground labyrinth to hide Elder Tang! However, they have imposed restrictions, and I can't find them. I can only vaguely sense them, and I think there is no danger !" Jintou Jiedi, as the representative of the god who secretly protected Tang Seng, replied immediately after entering the Lingxiao Palace.

"Yeah!" The Jade Emperor nodded, and said to the monkey: "Pohou, don't be so rash in doing things in the future, don't be impatient and come to me for help, that monk Tang is in the White Tiger Ridge, go and rescue him!"

"No!" The monkey cupped its hands upwards, and after answering, patted its buttocks and walked out of the hall without looking back.

Knowing Tang Seng's whereabouts, the monkey was not in a hurry to go down to the realm. He made a wrong step, instead of going to the main road to Nantianmen, he turned into a small road, turned three times and five times, and turned to Wudou Xingjun's mansion.

Well, thinking about the first time Monkey went to heaven, the official worshiped Bi Ma Wen, and it was the Five Dou Xingjun who took him to the Yuma Supervisor to hold him.

The monkey has a strong backing, and his own cultivation is also good. After he returned from the gold-plated scriptures, he has the seat of Buddha. The Five-Douxing King naturally welcomed his arrival, and entertained the monkey with good wine and good food.

After drinking and eating, the monkey's face was full of oil. While belching wine, he performed the lost step, wandered out of the West Heaven Gate, and turned back to Baihu Ridge.

Bajie and Drifting ate the bitter wild fruit for more than a month, and they were a little jealous when they saw that the monkeys were full and their faces were shiny.

"Hi..." the monkey hiccupped, with the smell of alcohol gushing out, Bajie and Drifting frowned, and quickly stepped aside, lest the monkey would treat them as a trash can and spit them all over, the clothes were hard to wash.

"Hmm..." The monkey snorted twice and said, "Here comes a mouse spirit who can dig holes, Mrs. Diyong, and hides Tang Seng in it. You two go in and have a look. Where is the entrance to the hole? "

"Brother, at this time the fire in the cave has not been extinguished, and the smoke is thick, going in is a dead word. Let's rest and wait until the fire is extinguished and the poisonous smoke clears, and then go in and search for the entrance of the tunnel." Ba Jie said.

"Xiexie, you're right, I want to take a rest!" After the monkey said something in a drunken step, it leaned against the cave wall and slid on the ground, with sleepy eyes, looked at Bajie, and then again. Drifting, hehe giggled.

"Brother Monkey, what are you laughing at?" Bajie asked.

"Pig head meat..." the monkey laughed.

Well, the monkey was drunk and was talking drunk, Bajie turned over the silver, ignored this guy, went to the ground, and started snoring.

Drifting felt a little helpless, two senior brothers, one was so drunk that he was unconscious, the other had fallen asleep, and he was completely unmoved, so the task of guarding fell on him.

Drifting managed to get the fire in the cave to go out, and immediately woke up the two senior brothers who were sleeping soundly, and rushed to the cave together.

The black ash and black charcoal in the cave proved that the fire really existed, and there were one or two sparks flickering and dimming, exuding wisps of blue smoke.

"With so much ashes, it will take several days just to clean it up, and then to find the hidden tunnel entrance..." Bajie shook his head, hesitating to speak.

"Ash is just a little trick, look at a certain method!" After jumping on the ashes, the monkey took three breaths in a row on the Xunzi seat, and then spewed it out in one breath. Immediately, there was a strong wind, dust was everywhere, and sand and stones were flying.

Bajie and Sand Monk were facing the wind, and immediately turned their heads in embarrassment. Bajie was about to curse, and poured ashes into his mouth and nose, but couldn't say anything, so he quickly squatted down with his head in his arms.

When the wind stopped, Bajie, whose eyes and teeth had become extremely black, jumped up, held up the black nail rake, and built it according to the head of the monkey. blood hole.

The monkey was stunned for a moment, and immediately became annoyed. Grinning his teeth and looking fierce, he held up the golden cudgel, fought hard, and cursed, "Fat pig, you're too tired to live, right?"

"Pohou, you want to play tricks, won't you remind me, sincerely amuse your grandpa pig, right? If you don't show some tricks, it seems that you will be humiliated on this road to the west! Don't go, eat your grandpa pig! "Zhu Bajie was burning with anger, puffing out white gas from the tip of his nose, cursing, swung the golden cudgel away, and grabbed the monkey's face.

"What the hell, if you don't break off one of your pork legs and make it into a salted ham, you won't know your grandpa's surname is Sun!" The monkey swung his stick across the face, took a step back, and swung the stick across the face. , along the handle of the rake, and threw it at Bajie's pig's trotters.

In the blink of an eye, Monkey and Bajie killed each other, and their anger became more and more fierce, their moves became more dangerous, the curses continued, and the mountains shook and the ground shook.

"Bee Ma Wen!"

"Sexy pig!"

"..."

The Drifting Monk with his face in a pot held his magic wand, staring at a pair of black eyes, at a loss.

"Srustling..." The stone powder fell rustlingly, and Drifting finally came back to his senses, and shouted: "Eldest Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, quickly stop!"

"This guy doesn't treat our brothers as human beings, and teases us at will. You can't just let him get used to it. You have to teach him a lesson and let him have a better memory!" Hericium.

"Hey! You are a fat pig, don't put gold on your face. You are just a lazy, lustful and immoral fat pig. You are like a pig and a dog. You are only worthy of being human food. You have such a big face and dare to treat yourself as a pig. People!" the monkey scolded, using his profound kung fu, he lifted the monkey with a rake, raised his stick and threw it at Bajie's nose.

"Brother! I can't fight any more. If the fight continues, the cave will collapse!" Sand Monk raised his stick several times, trying to get into the battle circle and force the two of them to stop. Dare to come forward, only to dissuade.

(End of this chapter)