Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 610 Identifying the Cause
The Golden Crow fell and rose again, and the day passed quickly. After taking the anti-fetal medicine and resting for a day, Tang Seng woke up early, feeling a little strange, as if he had grown a fat belly overnight, and his belly protruded a lot.

Tang Seng didn't take it too seriously, he just thought that he ate too much yesterday, that he hadn't digested it yet, and he was bloated.I got up at dawn, washed up, had a premature fast, and was ready to start again.

To shorten pregnancy in October to three days, each second is equivalent to ninety seconds, one minute is one and a half hours, and ten or six minutes is one day.Just washing his face, rinsing his face, and eating a bowl of plain noodles, Tang Seng felt that his stomach seemed to be getting bigger again.

"It should be something I just ate!" Tang Seng thought so, but still didn't take it seriously, he just urged the two followers to prepare their horses and go on the road, hoping to arrive at Lingshan as soon as possible, get back the scriptures, fulfill the oath, and fulfill the emperor's order to repay the emperor's favor .

The two attendants were still preparing horses and packing their luggage. Here, the Governor of Gongzhou and Bie Jia also came to the post house to see Tang Seng off.

The Governor of Gongzhou and Bie Jia said some polite words about going on a smooth journey, going early and returning early, and returning home with a grand welcome.

At this time, the two attendants, Ah Da and Ah Er, also prepared their horses and packed their luggage. After thanking the two adults for their warm hospitality, Tang Seng got on the horse and wanted to go.

"Huh?" Before the two adults could say goodbye to Tang Seng, Tang Seng, who was about to get on his horse, let out a muffled grunt and crouched down, clutching his belly.

"Great interpreter, what's the matter with you?" The governor of Gongzhou and Bie Jia were slightly startled, and hurriedly surrounded him, with a slightly anxious voice.

"Just when I exerted myself, I felt pain in my abdomen..." Tang Seng frowned, and when the pain subsided, he stood up and said.

"I think it's yesterday's illness, and it hasn't gone away yet. As the saying goes, illness comes like a mountain and goes away like a thread. The great interpreter might as well hover around in Gongzhou for a few more days. When the illness recovers quickly, it won't be too late to go west. !” Gongzhou Inspector said.

"No! A little ailment. What's wrong? I've delayed the mission of learning the scriptures. How can I fail the emperor's kindness!" Tang Seng waved his hands again and again, and was about to get on the horse, but there was another burst of pain. He wanted to hold back and get on the horse. But can't get up the strength.

These two pains only caused Tang Seng to break out in cold sweat on his forehead, and big drops of sweat flowed down. The governor of Gongzhou and Bie Jia couldn't bear it.

After another round of persuasion, Tang Seng still insisted on leaving, but at this moment, he felt that his stomach seemed to be getting bigger again.

"It seems that my old disease just disappeared, and I got a new disease!" Tang Seng said with a frown.

"Uh, what do you mean by that?" Gongzhou Inspector asked in a daze, unable to keep up with the rhythm.

"Since the morning, my stomach has been swollen every quarter of an hour. Now it's like a small pot." Tang Seng tightened his clothes, showing his protruding stomach.

"This seems to be flatulent!" Gong Zhou said.

"You are not proficient in medical skills, so don't talk nonsense, we'd better wait for Mr. Li to come and see." The governor of Gongzhou said to Bie Jia, reminding him to pay attention to the fact that these big bosses don't get mixed up in their affairs, and staying out of it is the only way to protect themselves road.He said to Tang Seng again: "Master, please postpone the trip, and it will not be too late to leave after the disease is cured. Otherwise, when the disease breaks out in the wilderness and there is no one, there will be no medicine and medicine, and you will die. Not only will you lose what is useful The body has failed to live up to the expectations of the Holy Majesty."

The words of the governor of Gongzhou were justified, Tang Seng had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​leaving immediately, and waited in the post house. Unexpectedly, after sixteen minutes passed, his belly grew bigger again.

Not long after, Dr. Li, the No.1 doctor in Gongzhou, arrived. It will be bright and bright, and the windows of the posthouse are clear and clean. Dr. Li can see clearly this time, but he will not connect the white and fat monk in front of him with the patient yesterday piece.

"Hello, my lords, and my master!" Mr. Li saluted.

"Quickly show the master what kind of disease he has!" the governor urged.

Mr. Li first looked at Tang Monk's complexion. Although it was white, it was a healthy color. He asked, "Where is the master feeling unwell? What are the symptoms?"

Tang Seng said: "When I woke up this morning, my abdomen was swollen, and every few moments, I felt that it was swollen again. I didn't move and nothing happened, but I often had abdominal pain, and I couldn't exert myself, and I felt like vomiting."

Mr. Li really listened to Tang Seng's description of his condition, but he couldn't figure out what disease Tang Seng had. He suspected it was flatulence. Rejected after a few details.

"Stretch out your hand!" Wang Wenwen couldn't judge the cause of the disease, so Mr. Li had to pin his hopes on feeling the pulse.

As soon as an expert makes a move, he will know whether there is one. Mr. Li can feel the pulse immediately after all the pulses. A man's slippery pulse means vigorous energy and blood, while a woman's slippery pulse is usually a happy pulse, which is a manifestation of the cohesion of energy and blood and the birth of new life.However, Mr. Li felt that what he felt was the pulse of joy only for women, and it was the kind that was more than four months pregnant.

At this conclusion, Mr. Li shook his hand, his soul almost flew out of the sky, he tried his best to gather his mind, and said to the two senior Gongzhou officials: "I am getting old, and my senses are not sensitive, but I haven't found out whether the master is What's wrong with it, my lord please ask another wise man to take a look!"

"Then Mr. Li, let's go back first!" Thinking that Dr. Li was in his eighties, basically at the age of dementia, the governor didn't care, so he let him go down, and asked the servant to invite another famous doctor in the city.

Soon another Dr. Sun, who was well-known in Gongzhou, was invited to the post house. Like the previous Mr. Li, he also felt the pulse of joy, and it felt that it was the pulse of a pregnant woman who was five months pregnant.

Being able to be accompanied by two officials from Gongzhou shows that Tang Seng's status is not ordinary. To say that he is pregnant is asking for trouble. It is better to say that he has not been diagnosed. The famous doctor Sun said that this is a case he has never seen before. It's not easy to diagnose and treat, and I dare not prescribe medicine. I want the two adults to ask other doctors to come and see.

Two doctors who were well-known in Gongzhou in a row said that they didn't know the cause of the disease, either they really didn't know, or... they had a terminal illness, and it was a terminal illness that was dying soon. The two famous doctors dared not take over.

Thinking of the latter, the faces of the two senior Gongzhou officials turned green, how could they let Dr. Sun go.The governor gave himself a wink, and his long-time partner really understood immediately, and dragged Dr. Sun to the side hall.

"Mr. Sun, tell the truth, is Elder Tang suffering from a terminal illness and will die soon?" Bie Jia asked with a serious face.

"Xiaomin doesn't know, I don't see what's wrong with Elder Tang!" Feeling the man's pulse and finding out the happy pulse, this is his own brand, how can Mr. Sun say it.

"Mr. Li xx said the same thing!" Bie Jia said with a deadpan expression.

"Mr. Li's medical skills are superb, he can't even see what the disease is, and I can't do it!" Although Mr. Sun usually doesn't think much of Dr. Li, but at this time he must be respected and humble, so that he will be able to recover. It's easy to shirk responsibility, and it doesn't show that you are incompetent. It's normal to be better than yourself.

Gongzhou Biejia was very helpless, so he had to let Dr. Sun go back, went to the main hall by himself, and told the governor what Dr. Sun had said.

"Invite all the famous and surnamed doctors in the city!" The governor ordered.

Don't take the order to go, and the governor arranged Tang Monk to chat to calm his mind, otherwise this cowardly imperial brother, crying monk, will be sad again.

After a while, some well-known doctors in Gongzhou City were invited, even Huang Langzhong, who was an imperial physician, good at gynecology, and known as a master of gynecology, was also invited.

Xuanzang's pulse is very easy to diagnose. A doctor who has practiced medicine for several years can feel the slippery pulse, but no one is sure. After all, except for sex reassignment surgery, it is unprecedented for a man to become pregnant. Infer that you can't see it.

"If brother Tang Yu has something to do, none of you can escape!" the governor said angrily.

Many doctors looked at me, I looked at you, and after we discussed it, we discussed it in the courtyard. You asked me, I asked you, they all asked each other what pulse they felt and what disease they diagnosed.But none of the doctors believed that a man could get pregnant, and they all said they didn't know.

"There seems to be something wrong!" It was getting late, Tang Seng was still unable to move, and there were many doctors who smelled of medicine gathered below, a Dharma protector Jialan who protected Tang Seng said to his companion.

"Something's wrong, maybe I'm seriously ill, wait for me to go down and find out!" Another Dharma protector, Jialan, said, went down invisibly, walked around the post house, and came back soon.

"That Jin Chanzi seems to be suffering from a strange disease, Yao Li, you are proficient in medicine, hurry up and show it to Jin Chanzi, you can't miss this achievement of learning from scriptures!" Na Jialan said to another Jialan after returning.

"I'll go and have a look!" Jia Lan, who was called Yao Li, said, before she disappeared into the street and turned into a quack doctor who walked around the streets, holding a stick with the words "Specialized in the treatment of difficult and miscellaneous diseases". "No money, no money" banner, and walked towards the post house.

Those doctors who were invited were "discussing" their illnesses in front of the post house at this time, and when they saw the quack doctor transformed by Jialan, their eyes lit up immediately.

They are all people with bad stomachs, and after a while, all the doctors decided to let this quack doctor who "specializes in treating difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and does not charge money" to be the scapegoat. .

Huang Langzhong, a master of gynecology, said: "After our diagnosis, what Tang Yudi changed should be an extremely rare and intractable disease, and we don't know how to treat it. But don't worry, my lord, a genius doctor who specializes in intractable diseases has appeared outside the posthouse , might as well ask him to come in and show the holy monk."

"Please come quickly!" The so-called urgent medical treatment, the governor didn't ask which genius doctor it was, just said please hurry up.

Huang Langzhong quickly left the post house, and winked at the outside gentry, all the gentry immediately understood, surrounded them together, and welcomed the doctor who had transformed the medicine Li Jialan into the post house.

"Genius doctor, now someone in this inn has a strange disease, and I hope the genius doctor can save him (mainly to save us)." All the gents said in one voice.

"Healing the wounded and rescuing the dying is our duty, and I will never refuse to save the dying." After Yaoli Jialan's doctor Dayi said awe-inspiringly, he was welcomed into the post by all the doctors.

"Doctor, I'll get the banner for you." A doctor said, and took the signboard from Jialan's hand involuntarily.

Just kidding, if the governor sees this falsely advertised signboard, the governor might as well say that they recommended a quack doctor who cheats on food and drink to fool him (well, only those doctors with rubbish medical skills will sway the rivers and lakes, Take a shot and change places).

Yaoli Jialan was also tossing around with these doctors, he just came to treat Tang Seng, so he followed Huang Langzhong into the main hall of the post house without saying a word.Once in the hall, he turned his gaze to Tang Seng.

"The complexion is as usual, the abdomen is as big as a ball, and the body is white and fat. She is a woman who wants to be pregnant for seven or eight months." It is said that Tang Seng was checked by a group of medical monks for a long time, and his belly grew a lot. It is no wonder that Yao Li Jialan saw him Later, such an idea will arise.

"Stretch out your hand!" After all, Jialan is a god, with a strong aura, and said to Tang Seng after calming down the governor who was about to ask him a question.

Tang Seng stretched out his hand as he said, and took the medicine away, feeling the appearance of a healthy pregnant woman who was more than seven months pregnant, and was slightly taken aback.

After all, gods are different from ordinary people. Apart from relying on the pulse condition to determine the cause of the disease, they also have fairy eyes. This Jialan felt that the pulse was intentional, so she quickly opened her fairy eyes and looked at Tang Monk's abdomen.

"Ah!" Tang Seng is now pregnant with Liujia after drinking the mother-child river, Jialan looked at his lower abdomen with fairy eyes, and immediately saw a pregnant fetus, and it was a baby with a handle, so she couldn't help being surprised.

Immortals know much more than mortals, and it is definitely not a woman who can make a man pregnant (and vice versa). Almost instantly, Yao Li thought of Zimu River.It's just that he was a little puzzled, how did Tang Seng drink the water from the Zimu River?No, he ate and drank under the watchful eyes of several gods, and Ah Da and Ah Er tested the poison first, and those two strong men who were doomed to death without fame and merit were fine, so how did Tang Seng get pregnant?

"Doctor, I don't know what disease this poor monk has, and whether it can still be cured?" Seeing that Yaoli had been silent for a long time, Tang Seng couldn't help asking with some anxiety.

"Master Jin... don't worry, although this disease is strange, it is not life-threatening, and there is medicine to cure it." Yao Li said, naturally he would not say that you are pregnant. Except for himself, no one will say that. will believe.

"Please write down the prescription, sir, and then I will send someone to fetch the medicine," Gongzhou Inspector said.

"I don't have this medicine here, I'll go get it myself, the holy monk can feel at ease, I'll go!" Yao Li said, and vanished into light, and everyone felt inhumane from the beginning.

"The Bodhisattva has manifested, and the great interpreter has been saved!" All the people in the posthouse were naturally happy, and they saluted the heavenly court one after another.

"Jin Chanzi drank the water from the mother-child river and became pregnant with a ghost. She needs the water from the Falling-Fat Spring in Xieyang Mountain's Poer Cave in the Xiliang Women's Middle School to rescue her." Yaoli Jialan returned to the sky and told several Companion said.

"I'm fast, so I'll go to Xieyang Mountain to fetch water, by the way, how much do I need?" Yishou Gao Jialan said.

"Just one mouthful is enough, if it's too much, it might even melt his stomach." Yaoli Jialan said.

"That's it, I'll go!" Jia Lan, who had just recommended herself, said, turning into a streamer and flying west.

"I still want to see how a man gives birth to a baby. I can't let him lose his interest!" Chen Xian laughed, and sent a letter to Tushan, the Nine-tailed Fox under his command, to send ten demon saints to garrison Xieyang Mountain to break the law. Erdong, no one is allowed to take the water from the fetal spring today, and the ban will be lifted tomorrow. If there is a Daluo Jinxian going, they will evacuate.

"It is said that a woman conceives a new life in the womb and gives birth to a baby by herself. Where will this man conceive a new life and where will it be produced? Could it be that it is conceived in the intestines and excreted through the toilet?" After Chen Xian gave the order, he fell into a Reflections on male reproductive technology.

There was a specimen in front of him, and Chen Xian didn't waste his brain power to think about it. With his eyes of seeing all over the three worlds, he found that the fetus was not conceived in any organ, but was under the belly, and there was no umbilical cord to suck it out of the mother's body... Uh Nutrients of the father.This also makes sense, after all, it is a life conceived in three days, if it absorbs nutrients from the mother's body, wouldn't the mother's body collapse and die?

"It's amazing!" Chen Xian admired for a while, but a new question arose, where did this come from.

"Tang Seng must be allowed to give birth to this baby!" A light flashed in Chen Xian's eyes.

(End of this chapter)