Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 608 Tang Seng Pregnant Early

In the first three days of the 13th year of Zhenguan, Tang Sanzang left Chang'an and stayed overnight all the way. With the decree of the king of the Tang Dynasty, he could travel unimpeded in the Tang Dynasty. With the status of imperial rank, the governor of every state would come out to welcome him. Monk Doing this step is really a lot of face.

Fortunately, Tang Seng is a real monk, and he does not spend a lot of time and wine. When he meets a temple, he will have board and lodging in the temple.But this made the two followers a little upset. In the past, they were sent as imperial servants, but they got a lot of benefits. Now they don't talk about money, chicks, and they are vegetarians. This is to become a monk!

"The speed of this mortal horse is really slow. If there is no little white dragon, this Tang monk's ass will be blown up, and he will never be able to reach Leihuoshan." He can't take care of himself, let's see if he can run so fast then.

But after thinking about it, Chen Xian gave up on this idea. Ao Wanqing is working under him now, and she works fairly hard. It would be bad to cook his brother by herself. I cooked it once before and there was such a big conflict. Cook it again. I'm afraid that the other party would rather die than surrender.

"It's slow, let him slow down, it's a day if he can take it off." Chen Xian smiled slightly, spilled some things in the manger, and then flew away with Wu Zetian.

In the early morning of the second day, Tang Seng beat his horse to go west, and the pony got into a tantrum. The speed was indeterminate, and Tang Seng fell twice. If it wasn't for the secret protection of the Dharma protector, he almost didn't break the demon.

After falling down like this twice, Tang Seng didn't dare to ride anymore, so he led the horse on foot, but he was not an ascetic monk. Journey to the West said that he was white and fat, and he was obviously a pampered man. He walked twenty miles in a day, and he was worn out Feet full of blood blisters.

"Bitter!" In the dead of night, Tang Seng looked at his blood-soaked feet, mournfully.

Fortunately, on the second day, Brother Xiao Ma was in a better mood and became docile again, so Tang Seng was able to ride on the road again without hurting his half-disabled feet.

It is said that although the Tang Dynasty was a kingdom of heaven, the country was rich and the people were strong, but from the Southern and Northern Dynasties to the end of the Sui Dynasty there was chaos, wars continued, and the population dropped sharply. Although Li Shimin worked hard to govern, he could not create a large population at once.But the population distribution has always been more in the east and less in the west. After leaving Chang'an City for more than ten days, on the way west, it is often impossible to meet a village for a hundred miles. poor.

One day, Tang Seng was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a teahouse on the horse, he was overjoyed, and rushed over quickly with two followers.

When I came to a closer look, it was a broken spear house, only a canopy was built in front of the house, and a small tea house with a tea flag was planted. of)!"

After shouting twice, a village woman wearing a turban and an apron came out of the thatched hut.

"Master, you are polite, please sit down!" Seeing Tang Seng, the village woman immediately performed a Buddhist ceremony devoutly and asked Tang Seng to sit down.

Seeing the woman performing the Buddhist ceremony, the Tang monk was overjoyed, thinking that he had met a devout Buddhist virtuous person, put his hands together and said: "Amitabha! Female Bodhisattva, I am very hungry and thirsty, I hope I can ask for some water."

"Pfft!" Hearing Tang Seng's words, Chen Xian, who was half invisible, almost spurted blood. He was so hungry and thirsty, begging and slobbering, it was really easy to make people think wrong.

It turned out that the thatched hut was inspired by Chen Xian, and the village woman, needless to say, must be Wu Zetian, but she didn't know what Chen Xian wanted to do.

Wu Zetian said: "Master, drink tea first, and I'll go and get two mustaches for the master and the two strong men to satisfy their hunger!"

"Hey, this Wu Zetian actually made these two attendants a strong man who will never return once gone. He is indeed the reincarnation of a great power, and he really has spiritual wisdom!" Chen Xian praised again.

As Wu Zetian said, she took three tea tiles that had fallen out of porcelain (for realism, otherwise it would be too fake to use a brand new one), took a teapot next to the stove, poured a bowl of hot tea for each of them, and then went to the stove to make six tea tiles. A steaming pancake, and some dried radish.

"The humble house is simple, and there is no good meal to entertain the master, so neglected!" Wu Zetian said guiltily.

"The kindness of the bodhisattva, the bodhisattva, will definitely be rewarded!" After thanking Tang Seng, he wiped out the two mustard cakes with tea soup and salted radish.

"Where did the master come from? Where do you want to go?" Wu Zetian asked knowingly.

"I came from Chang'an, and I went to Leiyin Temple in the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures by imperial decree!" Tang Seng is an honest person, and he will not learn how Yun Zhongzi treated King Zhou. Come and go.

"Could it be that the master is the emperor Tang Sanzang?" Wu Zetian asked knowingly again.

"It's the little monk. If you don't know the female Bodhisattva, how can you know the little monk?" Tang Seng asked.

"Who in the Tang Dynasty today does not fear demons and vows to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures? Besides, the governor of Gongzhou is waiting for the master's instruction at the city gate day and night. How can I wait for the common people of Gongzhou not to know?" Wu Zetian laughed.

"How far is it from here to Gongzhou Cheng?" Tang Seng asked.

"Go west, about twenty miles away!" Wu Zetian said.

"It's not good to keep the governor waiting for a long time, I'm leaving!" After asking about the journey, Tang Seng set off immediately, wanting to rush to the city of Zhou, wash away the lead, and eat a fast meal by the way.

"Master, go slowly!" Wu Zetian sent the three of them out of the cottage and watched them go away.

After Wu Zetian returned to the thatched hut, Chen Xian noticed that the guardian gods had gone, so he waved his hand, and the teahouse immediately dissipated with a burst of vitality, and Wu Zetian also returned to his original appearance.

"Master, this teapot is really exquisite. I don't know what's so special about serving Tang Monk tea soup?" Wu Zetian said while playing with the previous teapot.It turns out that there is a mechanism on this teapot, which can pour two kinds of liquids. Tang Seng drinks differently from the two attendants, and because it is a mechanism technique, there is no spiritual power fluctuation, but it survives those 24 hours in the sky, even if Tang Seng goes to the latrine He also secretly protected his eyes and ears.

"That's a good thing, it can give Tang Seng a surprise!" Chen Xian said with a slight smile.

"Isn't the master trying to delay his progress? How could he give him a pleasant surprise?" Wu Zetian asked suspiciously.

"This unexpected joy is to make him feel happy. If he is happy, he will naturally have a baby. The baby will be confinement when it is born, and it will not go fast by itself." Chen Xian had an extremely sinister smile on his face.

"Ah!" Empress Wu Zetian's face changed color, and she said in shock, "What kind of magic water is that, a man who drank it unexpectedly became pregnant?"

"It's not some kind of divine water, it's just the river water outside the city of Xiliang Nvguo. In Xiliang Nvguo, there are all women in the country. They all rely on this water to give birth. After drinking it, they can give birth to a daughter in three days. This water aborts None of the medicines are effective, only the Luotai Spring in Poerdong can dissolve the fetal gas." Chen Xian said with a smile.

"According to this, only women will become pregnant if they drink this water, but no man has ever drunk it. The master is sure that Tang Seng will be pregnant?" Wu Zetian asked.

"There is indeed no precedent for a man to give birth to a child, because if a man drinks this water by mistake, he will try his best to get the water of the birth spring. However, if a man drinks it, his abdomen will swell as if he is pregnant. Immortals are no exception, but they can Use this Tang Monk to do an experiment. Let’s follow and have a look.” After Chen Xian said, he sent out a gentle force to lift Wu Zetian up, cast a spell to hide the bodies of the two, and swayed behind Tang Monk and his party.

Tang Seng rode for more than ten miles, and he could already see the walls of Gongzhou City and the Tang Dynasty flag on the wall, but he was not happy, but felt a pain in his stomach.

I wanted to endure it and ask another doctor to take a look at it in Gongzhou City, but the abdominal pain became more and more severe, and I couldn't help sweating on my forehead and stars in my eyes, so I fell off the horse.

"Elder!" The two attendants were shocked, and quickly dropped their luggage, and stepped forward to help him up.

"Elder, are you okay?" The two followers asked, they were ordered to protect Tang Seng, and they would not let Tang Seng have any accidents if they died.

"The abdominal pain is unbearable. Maybe I have a serious illness. Any of you go to Gongzhou City ahead and tell the governor to ask him to get a carriage and take me to the city to see a doctor." Beads of sweat rolled down, very painful.

"Ah Er, you are here to watch the master, I will go to the city to report to the governor!" After the older attendant said to the younger attendant, he jumped on the white horse and galloped away.

"It's so painful, the master didn't take the wrong medicine and gave Tang Seng some kind of poison?" Wu Zetian looked at Tang Seng's painful expression and thought in his heart.

(End of this chapter)