Chapter 270

Today is the 72st birthday of the Monkey King in Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain. Early in the morning, [-] monkey monsters got busy together. For the banquet, seven brothers, the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, the Lion Camel King, the Macaque King, the Yu Tamarin King, and the Jade Jiao King, are invited to drink, accompanied by the [-] Cave Demon Kings under his command.

Around noon, the Bull Demon King, Lion Camel King, and Macaque King arrived one after another, and Chen Xian also came to the Water Curtain Cave around [-]:[-] noon.

The battle was urgent, and the Jiao Demon King, Peng Demon King, and Yu Tamarin King did not come, but they sent people to send congratulatory gifts.

Seeing the guests arrived, the Monkey King gave an order, ordering his subordinates to kill cattle and horses, offer sacrifices to the heavens and enjoy the land, and all the monsters sang and danced. , also drank a little dizzy.

Presented by the Monkey King, Chen Xian walked out of the Water Curtain Cave, accompanied by the Bull Demon King, the Lion Camel King, and the Macaque King, and headed for Hezhou, Xiniu.

"I am deeply grateful to my three elder brothers for taking care of me many times. I have recently obtained some ten-thousand-year-old milk, and I should share it with all my elder brothers. Don't be disgusted by these elder brothers." A jade bottle the size of a fist was given to the three big demons.

"This gift is not light at all, so I accept it bluntly. It just so happens that your sister-in-law is pregnant, so you can use this ten-thousand-year-old milk to nourish her body." The Bull Demon King said with a smile, and accepted the ten-thousand-year-old milk. milk.

"Congratulations!" Hearing this, Chen Xian, Lion Camel King, and Macaque King congratulated at the same time.

"I don't know if it's a little nephew or a little niece?" the macaque king asked.

"It's a baby boy." The Bull Demon King said with a smile on his face.

"Remember to send invitations when the full moon is full. I will prepare a generous gift to visit my little nephew." The Lion Camel King laughed.

"Morning, I'm Taiyi, and your sister-in-law is a golden fairy, and the little one won't come out after seven or eighty years of conceiving." The Bull Demon King waved his hands.

The offspring of immortals develop slowly. It is not surprising that the red boy has cultivated in the Huoyan Mountain for more than 300 years and still looks like a child.

Congratulations to the meeting of the Bull Demon King, the four demons parted, Chen Xian watched the three demons cross the beasts away, and returned to Yong'an City.

Let’s not talk about Chen Xian for now, but say that after the Monkey King sent Chen Xian and the four monsters out of the cave, he returned to the cave and rewarded the big and small bosses. Under the pine shade by the bridge, I fell asleep in an instant.The four healthy generals surrounded the crowd and dared not speak loudly.

The Monkey King fell asleep, and suddenly saw two black-faced men in weird government uniforms holding a letter of approval with the word "Monkey King" on it.

The two yamen servants stepped forward without saying a word, took out the rope wrapped around the white flowers, and dragged Monkey King's primordial spirit out. Because the wine had not yet sobered up, Monkey King's primordial spirit followed the two staggeringly in a daze. Behind the black-faced yamen servant, he walked up and down.

Although Sun Wukong's primordial spirit came to a city with two black-faced men, he gradually woke up from his drunkenness, and suddenly looked up, and saw an iron plate on the gate tower of the city, with three large characters on it, which read "Netherworld", Looking at the government uniforms of the two, there is a big "ghost" printed on the chest.

Sun Wukong suddenly came to his senses and asked loudly: "The Nether Realm is the underworld, the residence of the King of Hades. How did I get here?"

One of the two ghost messengers said: "Your life is over today, and the two of us will be approved, and I will hook you to come to the underworld to report and re-enter reincarnation."

"Bastard!" Sun Wukong immediately became angry when he heard it, and cursed: "My old grandson is beyond the three realms, not in the five elements, and is no longer under his jurisdiction. How dare you come to seduce me?"

Those two ghosts don't care if Sun Wukong has jumped out of the three realms and is no longer in the five elements. There are orders from above, and the two little ghosts can only obey. Regardless of the monkey's roar, they are just talking and dragging him in.

Sun Wukong's temper is not good at all, after being teased by the two ghosts twice, he became annoyed, and pulled out the golden cudgel (fortunately, the golden cudgel is a treasure, and he came to the underworld with Yuanshen), and the bowl Come to the thickness; raise your hand slightly, and beat the two ghosts into powder.

After beating the two ghost messengers to death, Sun Wukong solved the problem by himself, picked up the wind, threw away his hands, took turns with the stick, and smashed into the city.

The golden cudgel in Sun Wukong's hand is a treasure at first glance, the sun is shining brightly, and the aura is surging, and those ghosts and dead ghosts are not brainless pigs, they all flash aside one by one.

With no ghost blocking the way, Sun Wukong ran straight to the majestic palace in the city with his golden cudgel in hand.

"Your Majesty! It's not good, there's a bad-faced Lei Gong outside, coming in!" A group of ghost soldiers ran into the Senluo Palace and reported to the Tenth Hades King.

Hearing the words, the Ten Generations of Pluto hurriedly adjusted his clothes and went out to have a look. Seeing that Sun Wukong had a vicious appearance and a high level of cultivation, he hurriedly arranged a shift, bowed in response and shouted loudly: "Leave a name for the immortal, leave a name for the immortal!"

Sun Wukong was carrying the golden cudgel, and asked angrily: "Since you don't recognize me, why did you send someone to seduce me?"

King Qin Guang took a step forward and said, "Don't dare, dare not! I think it's because of a messenger."

Seeing the ten men in uniforms, crowns, and imperial attire who were not weak in cultivation, proper manners, and greeted with smiles, Monkey King did not dare to make mistakes, and asked politely: "I am originally a flower and fruit!" Sun Wukong was born in Shanshuilian Cave. What kind of official position are you waiting for?"

The Tenth Hades bowed and said, "We are the Tenth Hades, the Son of Heaven."

Seeing the ten kings playing in an official manner, Sun Wukong became impatient, and said in a nonchalant manner: "Hurry up and sign up, you won't be beaten!"

King Qin Guang said: "I am King Qin Guang."

King Chujiang said: "King Chujiang."

After that, Emperor Song, King Wuguan, King Yama, King Pingping, King Taishan, King Metropolis, King Biancheng, and King Zhuanlun all reported their names one by one.

After hearing the names of the ten Pluto kings, Sun Wu's momentum immediately weakened, and he asked politely: "Since you have ascended the throne, you are a spiritual phenomenon, why don't you know what to do? Ascending beyond the three realms and jumping out of the five elements, why are people arresting me?"

King Chujiang bowed and said: "Shangxian calm down. There are many people with the same name and surname in the world. How dare the dead man go away by mistake?"

Temper is habitual, Sun Wukong saw the pustule-like appearance of the ten kings humbly, immediately raised his tail, said: "Nonsense, nonsense! As the saying goes: 'Officials are poor, people are not bad.' You quickly take the life and death book and come to me Look!"

"Please enter the palace to have a look!" The ten kings bowed and invited Monkey King to go to the palace to have a look.

Sun Wukong said to look at life and death, but the ten kings asked him to check, which further bred the monkey's arrogance, so he didn't put away the wish stick, went straight to the Senluo hall, and sat down in the middle of the south.

The ten kings ordered the judge who was in charge of the case to take out the documents to check. The judge did not dare to neglect, so he went to the secretary's room and took out five or six documents and ten kinds of books.

Sun Wukong checked them one by one, and found that there were no other names for the genera of naked worms, caterpillars, feather worms, insects, and scales.I also saw the genus of monkeys. It turns out that this monkey looks like a human being and does not enter the name of a person; it looks like a naked worm and does not live in a country; On it, Fang wrote his name.

Sun Wukong saw the book and wrote: "Sun Wukong, a natural born stone monkey, should live to be [-] years old and die well."

Seeing his own name on the book of life and death, Monkey King scratched his head and said: "I don't remember the number of years of life, but the monkeys and grandchildren just celebrated my [-]st birthday, so I think this book is not fake. Just name it! Pick up your pen!"

The judge hastily picked up his pen and poured out the thick ink.Sun Wukong took the notebook and hooked up all monkeys and other famous ones.

After obliterating the name of the famous monkey, Sun Wukong threw down the notebook and said, "I got the account, I got the account! I'm not going to take care of you now!"

After Monkey King finished speaking, he lifted the golden cudgel and walked straight out of the Netherworld. (The original text reads, "All the way through the Netherworld, the ten kings dare not get close to each other. They all go to Cuiyun Palace, worship Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva together, discuss the opening of the table, and hear about the heavens. It's no problem." Ten Hades dare not Close up, who else dares to stop him, is there a need to hit him? Although Sun Wukong often finds trouble for nothing, he is not crazy)
Sun Wukong shot out of the city, suddenly tripped over a straw rope, fell, woke up abruptly, looked around, saw that he was still under the pine tree beside the iron bridge, couldn't help laughing and said: "It's really Nanke Yimeng!"

(End of this chapter)

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