Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 243 Pretending to be a god and cheating to open the door of Taoyuan

Walking slowly into the West Heaven Gate, looking at the majestic Heavenly Palace, Chen Xian was speechless for a long time.

"What shall we do next?" Chen Xian asked after a short period of distraction—he still hadn't figured out the real intention of the Bull Demon King to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

"We are here to play tricks in the Heavenly Palace, so let's go for a stroll in the Heavenly Palace next!" The Bull Demon King said casually, and then called the messengers, and ordered: "Send the order, and the commander of the landed cattle will lead ten thousand demon soldiers to guard the Heavenly Gate." , the rest of the demon soldiers lead the way, and two demon soldiers stand guard every ten steps, and strictly prohibits rape fairies and looting property!"

"No!" The messenger sang his promise, and immediately went down to deliver the order.

The order was issued quickly, and 90 demon soldiers immediately stood out from the more than 92 demon soldiers. Five thousand stood outside the Tianmen, and five thousand stood inside the Tianmen. Run deep, leaving two demon soldiers standing guard every ten steps.

"Let's go, let's walk around the Heavenly Palace at will, and see how the Jade Emperor responds this time. Is it to suppress or appease?" After the army marched out, the Bull Demon King said lightly, and then took the lead.

"It must be Fu, 90 demon soldiers. If he orders the elimination, the karma will not be small. Unless he doesn't want to prove the Tao, he won't be involved in such a big karma; besides, he has always advertised benevolence and fairness. The Lord of the Three Realms regards himself as his own subject. If he wiped out so many of his subjects at once, wouldn’t he slap himself in the face? Also, we have hostages in our hands. If you don’t save them, won’t you chill the hearts of all the gods in the heavenly court? When the time comes, the monarchs and ministers will be separated from each other, and the illusion of harmony between the emperors and ministers in the heavenly court may not be maintained!” The Lion Camel King shook his head and said as he walked.

"Hey, it's not easy to be a heavenly emperor when a saint is born!" Finally, the lion and camel king sighed.

"Who says it's not easy to be the Emperor of Heaven? Every day, he goes up to the court casually, enjoys the worship of the immortals, and then uses his avatar to handle political affairs, and he will be blessed with great luck. Why didn't such a good thing happen to me? "The macaque king retorted.

"Then let's go to Lingxiao Palace later, how about letting you sit on the Dragon Chair of the Emperor of Heaven?" Chen Xian teased with a smile.

"That's a good idea, but it's a pity that I don't have that life!" The macaque king said with a sad face.

"It's good to know, just be your monkey!" Lion Camel King immediately said sarcastically.

"Peach garden? Fifth brother, let's take my younger brother in and pick a peach to eat!" Smiling and making noise, Chen Xian suddenly saw a place in front of him where auspicious energy was rising, and Yimu's energy was as strong as Hai, couldn't help being surprised, when he saw the plaque, he said to the macaque with a greedy face.

"Brother said no looting is allowed, so let's not worry about flat peaches." The macaque king, Halazi, said bluntly.

"Fifth Brother, as long as you can enter the gate, I'll tell Brother Niu that he won't punish you!" Chen Xian said with a smile.

"Ahem, there are many restrictions around this flat peach garden, all set up by the Queen Mother, and it is more difficult to open than the cumbersome West Heaven Gate... Actually, I really want to go in and pick two flat peaches to try something new." The Kiwi King said awkwardly. Said.

"Brother Monkey, let's talk two steps slower." Chen Xian pulled the golden cloak of the Monkey King, and said through voice transmission.

"What's the matter, it's so mysterious, do you have an idea to go in?" The macaque king slowed down and asked softly.

"I don't guarantee it will work, but you can try it." Chen Xian said with a smile.

"What way?" asked the macaque king.

"This peach orchard is not easy to open from the outside, we can let the people inside open it from the inside!" Chen Xian said, prohibition has always been a thing that is not external and internal, it is difficult to understand from the outside, but it is easy to open from the inside.

"Oh, but how can we get the people inside to open the door? We have just entered the Heavenly Palace, and the people inside have not had time to close the door, so how can they open the door for us?" asked the macaque king.

"It depends on Fifth Brother. You will change. Later, you will change into the Queen Mother of the West, and then use monkey hair to become a Seven Fairy, saying that demons and being cast out of the world. You are here to check whether the Peach Garden has been damaged. Keep it inside The people here welcome you in." Chen Xian said.

"This idea is good, but there is one problem. I have seen the Queen Mother of the West before, and I can imitate her voice, but I forgot what the seven female fairies next to her look like. Although I know the voice, I don't know their appearance. If you only change to the queen mother, you will definitely be exposed." The macaque king frowned.

Chen Xian thought to himself that these monsters never remember the appearance of a passer-by, it is enough, Bai Suzhen forgot how handsome he is, it makes sense, the seven fairies are all celestial beings, and they are also forgotten what they look like. If the spirit in the sky knows, he must vomit blood!He thought to himself, and said: "It's okay, I just met them before, and I still remember their appearance, so I will show you their pictures and pictures."

After finishing speaking, Chen Xian waved his hand and used the immortal yuan to transform the seven fairies out. Their appearance, clothes, and demeanor were all the same, just like a real person descending.

"Miao Miao Miao, this skill of splashing ink in the air, no one among our brothers can match you!" The macaque king praised.

"It's just a small technique!" Chen Xian's face was pale. He just watched a lot of 3D movies in later generations, borrowed it, and improved this little technique of volleying and splashing ink. It is not comparable to some great supernatural powers.

"Tsk tsk, this scale, I said eighth brother, have you touched it yourself?" The macaque king laughed lewdly.

"..." Chen Xian vomited blood, pulled the magic spell with a wave, and urged: "You change quickly, Brother Niu and the others are all gone, let's go fast!"

"Okay!" The macaque king promised, pulled out a monkey hair, pulled it into seven sections, blowing on the fairy air, the monkey hair fluttered, and when it fell to the ground, it turned into seven women in colorful clothes, red, blue, plain, soap Green, purple, yellow, green, and a fairy in seven clothes.Even though Chen Xian knew it was fake, he couldn't see any flaws.

"Your Majesty!" The monkey was the most mischievous, and immediately ordered the seven-clothed fairy to make a pose and wink at Chen Xian.

"Ouch!" Chen Xian lay down on the jade railing, retched and protested, "Brother Monkey, don't be ridiculous, we're going to pick peaches soon, don't make big brother and second brother wait."

"Let's go!" the macaque lordly said, the monkey's body swayed, and a puff of white smoke rose from his body. After the smoke cleared, he had turned into a graceful and luxurious lady with a golden phoenix crown on his head and emerald swings.

Chen Xian had never seen the Queen Mother of the West, and he didn't know if the monkey became resembling, but said: "Go and cheat, I'm still waiting to eat flat peaches!"

"Let's go, let's go!" After the macaque king said, surrounded by seven monkey hairs, he walked slowly towards the peach garden.

Because they had to do something, the nearby monsters had already been dismissed by the two of them, so the Macaque King walked all the way to the Peach Garden without encountering any obstacles.

Chen Xian flickered to the side of the gate, wanting to see how the macaque king tricked him into opening the gate.

"Butt! Buckle! Buckle!" The red-clothed fairy transformed from monkey hair stepped forward, pulled the door knocker and knocked it lightly three times.

"Who?" A rough voice came from behind the gate of Pantao Garden immediately.

"The demons have been repulsed from the upper realm, and your mother has come to the garden to investigate, so please open the door to welcome!" The red-clothed fairy transformed into monkey hair shouted loudly.

The Fairy in Seven Clothes often walks in the peach orchard, and the land in charge of the peach orchard naturally recognizes her voice, and can't help being startled when he hears it, but he doesn't dare to wake up. Surrounded by the fairies, the Queen Mother was taken aback, and immediately called the group of tree-hoeing wrestlers, water-carrying wrestlers, peach-cultivating wrestlers, and cleaning wrestlers to open the gate, crawl on the ground, and kowtow to the Queen Mother who was transformed into the macaque king.

"Fix!" While the dry-haired god was bowing his head, the macaque king revealed his true form, took away the monkey's hair, and cast a fixation spell on the dry-haired god.

"Brother Monkey is so inhumane, at least wait for these kind-hearted people who opened the door for us to get up and then stop them. Just let them kneel down like this, isn't it good!" Serve, very helpless.

"Stop talking nonsense, go eat peaches!" The macaque king rushed into the garden without looking back.

(End of this chapter)