Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 159
In "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shi'er", the Tathagata once said: "There are five immortals in the sky: heaven, earth, gods, humans, and ghosts. There are five insects: dragons, scales, hairs, feathers, In Kun...there are four other monkeys mixed in the world, who do not belong to the ten categories."

It is worth mentioning that "five worms" is not a Buddhist term created by Asan in India, but the ancient Chinese's understanding of living things.They divided animals in nature into five categories: clams, scales, hairs, feathers, and kuns.Scale worms are also called worms, which mean naked without hair, armor, feathers, and scales, such as frogs and earthworms; scale insects, fish, lizards, snakes and other scaly animals, including winged ones Insects; caterpillars, beasts with body hair; feather insects, birds with feathers; insects, also known as medium insects, and later called beetles, referring to insects with shells and aquatic species such as shellfish, crabs, and turtles; Wu Chengen asked him to teach them The ancestor picks up people's teeth and wisdom, and his creative heart is worth considering. (See "The Book of Rites of the Great Dai Yi Benming")
The four monkeys in the mixed world "do not belong to the species of the ten categories, and do not reach the name of the two", if the six ears are set up in one place, they can know things thousands of miles away (hundreds of millions of miles away are also thousands of miles away), and ordinary people can also know things when they speak. Therefore, if you are good at listening to sound, you can understand the reason, you can know the front and back, and everything is clear.

I said so much, just to show the extraordinaryness of the six-eared macaque, who is an expert at finding out news. If the saint is not paying attention, he will overhear it. "The law is not taught to the six ears", it is not bragging.

If the Bull Demon King wants to use the beauty trick on the jade-faced fox, he must figure out what kind of "man" she likes. The method of buying off her maid is too low-level and too revealing. The Bull Demon King disdains it, so he finds The master of eavesdropping, the macaque king.

The six ears of the Macaque King are not decorations. He has two more pairs of ears than normal people. He has first-class hearing. After monitoring the big and small monsters in Jilei Mountain continuously for a month, he came to the following conclusions:

First, the jade-faced fox, whose real name is Hu Qiuyue, is 180 years old (equivalent to a mortal), and has a Nascent Soul cultivation base;
Second, Hu Qiuyue likes to recite poems and fight against each other. She hopes that her future husband will not only be powerful, invincible, and handsome, but also have a first-class literary talent, that is, be civil, military, and beautiful, and develop morality, intelligence, physique, and art in an all-round way;
Third, Hu Qiuyue is very aggressive;
Fourth, Hu Qiuyue's height xx, weight xx, measurements xx, xx, xx;

Fourth, Hu Qiuyue's menstrual cycle is xxxx;

Fifth, Hu Qiuyue likes white;

Sixth, Long Live Fox King dotes on Hu Qiuyue very much;

seventh,……

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One hundred and ninth, Hu Qiuyue likes to eat chicken.

To be honest, the news heard by the macaque king, except for the first few which seem to have some value, is useless. The one hundred and ninth article is more suspected of making up the number. Fox doesn't like chicken?

"Since the fifth brother already knows Hu Qiuyue so well, let him complete this arduous task. My younger brother is too young to take on such a heavy burden!" After receiving the information about Hu Qiuyue, Chen Xian waved his hands and said, he was very sad for Hu Qiuyue, he really lost all privacy when he met the freak six-eared macaque, fortunately the six-eared macaque can't see through Eyes, otherwise when taking a shower... Bah bah, what are you thinking!

"Just like the monkey of the fifth child, you will be eliminated because of his handsome appearance, no way!" The Bull Demon King stared at Chen Xiandao, and his meaning was very clear. As long as your little white face meets the criteria for a jade-faced fox to choose a mate, you agree quickly. Save me from wasting my mouth.

"Then let fifth brother become more handsome. I know that eldest brother, fifth brother, and seventh brother are all proficient in the art of transformation." Chen Xian shook his head and said like an old pedant.

"Hmph, long live the fox king, Fu Jia, also has a magic weapon similar to the magic mirror in his hand. Although it won't show his original shape in a single photo, he will definitely show his true colors. Just like the old five's face, tsk tsk, he will definitely be able to capture jade. Princess Mian was scared to death!" said the Bull Demon King.

"Hey, big brother, how can I bury my brother if I don't take you with me? I'm the one who worked so hard to scout for you for a month. I don't have credit for my hard work, right?" As soon as the Bull Demon King finished speaking, a golden light flew into the gazebo. Among them, the macaque king with a monkey head, a monkey brain and a monkey tail with six ears appeared.As soon as he showed up, he said to the Bull Demon King very unhappily.

"Haha, I knew you were dishonest monkey and would definitely eavesdrop!" Bull Demon King laughed.

"Fifth brother is here, please sit down!" Seeing the macaque king coming, Chen Xian hurriedly got up to greet him, and the conversation with the bull devil came to an end.

"Fifth Brother is also here to persuade me to play tricks?" After the Monkey King was seated and the meeting was over, Chen Xian asked why the Monkey King came.

"No, I'm here to see how the wise and mighty Big Brother Niu can persuade you. You can treat me as a passer-by watching the fun, and ignore me at all!" The Kiwi King said with a smile. , without wiping the hair, just eat it on its own.

"Brother, look at the monkey, can you be worthy of the jade-faced princess? It would be embarrassing for the rest of us seven demons to push it out, so the task of taking down Hu Qiuyue is up to you, the funding gap is really big! "The Bull Demon King said earnestly.

"Brother Niu, don't say anything, I'm going to be a matchmaker for you. I'm proficient in the sun's fortune-telling. I just made a hexagram and found out that you and this jade-faced princess are destined to be husband and wife. If you go to seduce, you will definitely succeed." "Chen Xian said firmly, he really has no idea about the jade-faced fox, but the jade-faced fox has millions of possessions to seduce a married man. Downfall seems to be suspected of being a bastard, it's better not to provoke it, fate is very mysterious, sometimes it's better to trust it (faith in fate is not encouraged).

"Pfft, cough cough!"

Hearing Chen Xian's words at first, the Bull Demon King thought that he was going to agree to play a beauty trick, just picked up the teacup and took a breath of relief, but Chen Xian made a sharp turn halfway, and was immediately choked by the tea, and couldn't help coughing stand up.

"The Great Sun God counts? I haven't heard of it, you must have made it up!" The macaque king said with confidence, as long as there is a name in the world, even if he doesn't know the content, he has definitely heard the name, so he immediately debunked it. Chen Xian's lies.

The Great Sun’s divine calculation is a bluff. I’ve heard of Ziwei Doushu and Beidou’s divine calculation, but I’ve never heard of the sun and the lunar eclipse. It’s about the same for solar and lunar eclipses. Bragging?Those who believe in such-and-such Dafa are fools!

"I have also used Shangqing's divine calculation. You and Princess Yumian have a love relationship for three generations. There is a name on the Sansheng stone (marriage stone), and they are destined to be together. Do you know the Shangqing divine calculation? The great Sun God who has never heard of it is more accurate!" Who can brag, as the overlord of the bulls, the Bull Demon King wants to brag, um, he can boast himself to the sky.

"Love for the third life? There is a name on the Sansheng stone? Why don't you say that the peach blossoms are blooming in the third life and ten miles!" Hearing what the Bull Demon King said, Chen Xian pouted for a while, thinking very unhappy, but said to the Bull Demon King: "I It is true that you and Princess Yumian are destined to be husband and wife, if you don't believe me, you can do the math yourself!"

"Who are you fooling? Since ten years ago, when an extraterrestrial meteorite crossed four major continents and shook the world, the secrets of the heavens have been confused. Even the saints can't figure it out. They can only count simple things. You How do you calculate it?" the six-eared macaque asked grumblingly.

"I tossed copper coins!" Facing the question of the macaque king, Chen Xian replied confidently, but he was thinking in his heart that ten years ago, wasn't that when he came to this world? Brought by a meteorite?

"Throwing copper coins..." The Bull Demon King and the Macaque King were speechless for a while after hearing this, this method is considered a secret, and it is really powerful.

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(End of this chapter)