I'm not really a bug

Chapter 306 Dismantling the Marriage System (19)

Fortunately, Xiao Jinhuan was strong enough to carry him all the way back to Longyin Palace without even taking a breath!
It wasn't until she threw him on the dragon couch and swung Fu Rong back again that she bent down, and with a firm thud on the bed, Gu Chenxi was stuck immobile:
"Wake up, there is no one else!"

Gu Chenxi didn't move at all. If it wasn't for his breathing disorder, Xiao Jinhuan might believe that he really passed out.

An interesting smile appeared on the corner of his lips, Xiao Jinhuan suddenly lowered his body a lot, the tip of his nose was almost touching his:

"I'll give you another chance to open your eyes, otherwise I'll kiss you until you open them!"

The man under him froze, and his breathing became more and more rapid, but he still didn't open his eyes.

"So you want me to kiss you?"

Nodding suddenly, Xiao Jinhuan raised his hand to gently caress his face, and then pinched his nose with lightning speed!
"call…"

Breathing was suddenly blocked, Gu Chenxi subconsciously opened her mouth, but the next moment, even her mouth was firmly blocked by her hand!

"Well!!!"

The tightly closed eyes finally opened, Gu Chenxi struggled vaguely for a few times, and saw Xiao Jinhuan let go of his hand with a smile, and raised his eyebrows at him:
"Yo~ woke up?"

"Can you not wake up? You are going to murder your husband!"

Gu Chenxi stared at her resentfully:

"Your Majesty, your words don't count!"

"What doesn't count? Kiss you?"

Smiling, he sat down beside him, Xiao Jinhuan hooked his chin with one hand, like a hooligan molesting good women and men:
"If I hadn't said it so casually just now, I wouldn't even know that my concubine Xi is so urgent!"

"What, what is the urgency!"

Gu Chenxi's ears burned red immediately, he looked away a little guilty:

"I just thought that once I opened my eyes, it meant admitting that I was pretending to be dizzy. I also want to save face!"

"Whatever you say, I don't believe it anyway~"

Shrugging indifferently, Xiao Jinhuan glanced at him, then simply turned over and lay down, turned sideways to face him:

"But I really want to know, what were you crying so loudly outside the imperial dining room just now?"

"Frightened!"

"You fart!"

Rolling his eyes to express his distrust of his words, Xiao Jinhuan raised his hands and pinched his face:

"The more I coax you later on, the more you cry. Could it be that I frightened you?"

"..."

Gu Chenxi's steamed bun face swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he flattened his mouth, depressed:
"Your Majesty, what should I do? I don't seem to know how to cook."

"Then don't do it!"

Xiao Jinhuan was a little surprised when he decisively dropped four words:
"You won't cry like a bear just because you can't learn how to cook?"

"of course not!"

Angrily retorting, Gu Chenxi suddenly got up and knelt down beside Xiao Jinhuan with a serious face:
"Your Majesty, can you promise me one thing?"

Xiao Jinhuan raised his head and was also ready to fight:

"Tell me what's going on first?"

"That's the one... I probably won't be able to learn how to cook, but even so, can you stop eating the dishes made by those other men in the harem?"

"this one?"

"this one!"

"Oh~"

Lazily laying back on his back again, and yawning a long time, Xiao Jinhuan closed his eyes and began to prepare for sleep:
"No, I don't agree."

Gu Chenxi: "..."

(End of this chapter)