Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 867 Wu Meiniang is not easy to mess with

Wu Meiniang knew that the queen had turned her face, and she cried out stupidly in her heart, but she pretended to be pitiful, and knelt down to the queen with a plop, and said, "Queen empress, please calm down, this servant just made a slip of the tongue, please ask empress empress to come back!" Punishment!"

As soon as there was a commotion on their side, the accompanying ministers and the imperial army heard it, Changsun Wuji and Chu Suiliang looked over here, but they didn't move, and the other ministers did nothing good, many of them couldn't even look He didn't look this way, and simply pretended not to know about it.

Changsun Wuji glanced at them first, then turned his head to look into the woods, and whispered: "Fortunately, the emperor went into the woods, otherwise seeing this scene, I don't know how troublesome it is."

Chu Suiliang laughed, and said: "If the emperor doesn't go into the woods, this scene won't be as good. Do you dare to go and make trouble when you are a queen?"

Fang Xuanling's lips moved, but she shook her head without making a sound.But Chu Suiliang refused to let him go, and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, you have a fierce wife in your family. You must be very experienced in dealing with this kind of thing. Tell me, how do you deal with the fight between wives and concubines?" , but hide away, or kneel down and say good things to the old wife, so that she won't slap you?"

Fang Xuanling couldn't make a sound, he said angrily: "You just have a bad mouth, what's the matter with this old man, besides, my old wife has never slapped me before!"

Chu Suiliang hummed, and said: "Yes, I was wrong, your old wife would not slap you, how light the slap is, she always slaps you with her feet!"

Changsun Wuji chuckled twice, and said: "Brother Chu's words are wrong. Brother Fang has no experience in dealing with this kind of thing. If you ask him, you are asking Yu Blind. If you don't think about it, his old wife will If you can kick him with your feet, can you still let him beg for a concubine? There won't be wives and concubines quarreling in his family!"

Chu Suiliang nodded and said: "Well, what Mr. Wuji said is right and reasonable!"

Fang Xuanling didn't know whether to laugh or cry, stomped his feet and said, "What does it mean to be reasonable? It's simply unreasonable. You two old bastards, why are you making fun of me!"

Chu Suiliang smiled and said: "If I don't make fun of you, why don't I make fun of the emperor? Don't mind!"

They were joking here, but there was already crying over there.

Empress Wang took Li Zhong to Wu Meiniang, and seeing that Wu Meiniang was "scared", Empress Wang thought she had the upper hand, and was happy in her heart, but she was relentless, and she kept scolding Wu Meiniang for not going to salute herself just now. , It's really not big or small, and I don't understand the rules.If it wasn't for the wild, she would have to come up with the rules and beat Wu Meiniang with a wooden stick to give the little nun a long memory.

Wu Meiniang was so annoyed by being scolded, she pinched Li Sujie hard, and made the child cry, the child cried terribly, as long as he started crying, he couldn't stop for a while, and the crying became louder and louder , very loud.

At this time, neither the ministers nor the imperial guards were silent, watching from a distance, no one came to persuade, no one was willing to come over to touch this bad luck.Fighting between the emperor's wives is a royal family affair, and it is not easy for others to interfere. This kind of thing is taboo, and it is not something foreign ministers should do.

Wu Meiniang kept saying: "Your servant will not dare again, I will not dare again, I beg the empress to calm down, let me spare you this time!" As she spoke, she also began to cry.

This time it was good, one big and one small all started crying, making the atmosphere extremely awkward, as if they had been wronged so much.

Queen Wang's scalp was numb. She looked over to the woods and thought: "Oops, the matter has gotten worse. Don't disturb the emperor by her crying and screaming. When the emperor comes back, I can't explain clearly." Now, it must become me deliberately to bully her. This little bitch, what a vicious method."

Li Zhong said from the side: "Mother, why do they both love to cry so much? Why didn't they say a word to them, and they cried?" It's strange, I didn't say anything too serious about the two of them, why did they both start crying?

Queen Wang was angry and impatient, and she was afraid that the emperor would come back at this time, but she couldn't get down the steps, so she was embarrassed on the spot, neither to leave nor to stay.

Shi Aiguo and Li Yifu were talking about "father-son love" over there. Shi Aiguo asked Li Yifu if he had a son, how old was the son, and so on.He had seen this mess a long time ago, but he didn't come over. He thought it was nothing serious, but the couple Wu Meiniang and Li Sujie burst into tears, making the ministers and the imperial guards all laugh. If you don't go to persuade him at this time, it would be outrageous.

He stood up and said, "Go and have a look for my father. Oh, I really don't want people to have a rest!"

Seeing that his benefactor was being bullied, Li Yifu couldn't stay out of it, so he had to hurry over to express his support. If he doesn't support it now, when will he support it?If he doesn't go there at this time, no one will help him in the future. An ungrateful person has always had no place in the court.He walked over with Shi Aiguo.

Shi Aiguo approached, with a smile on his face, he said: "Empress, what's the matter, can you tell this old slave about something that bothers you?"

It's a pity that he is not Shi Zhongchen, he doesn't have such a big aura, and he can't scare the queen at all.And Empress Wang is remembering that Shi Zhongchen wanted to kill her that night. Although it is not the time to pursue it, it does not mean that she will not pursue it in the future, nor does it mean that she cannot say a few harsh words to make Shi Aiguo understand.

Empress Wang didn't see Shi Aiguo, but when she saw Shi Aiguo, she became angry, and immediately shifted her firepower, all of them were directed at Shi Aiguo.She shouted: "Even if there is something bothering me, I won't tell you, an eunuch. You are just like your brother, you are not a good thing. Don't think that I can't see it!"

This is called unscrupulous, death is the most important thing, no matter how much you hate, you can't say it in person, this is offending people to death!

Shi Aiguo's face immediately turned green, and he thought to himself: "Bitch, it's fine if you scold me, why are you scolding my elder brother? My elder brother is gone, if he is here, how dare you talk to him like this in person, let's see how he behaves!" I will kill you by means, if I can't kill you, I will kill your family!"

When he got angry, he was a little tongue-tied and speechless, but the sinister look in his eyes was revealed.

Empress Wang suddenly became a little scared. This Shi Aiguo doesn't want to kill me like his brother, does he?No, I have to talk to the emperor, get rid of him quickly, and don't keep him by my side anymore!
Li Yifu swallowed his saliva. He knew that it was not his turn to speak in this situation, but he had to show his attitude. He was not talking to Queen Wang, but to tell "Yang Chunhua" that he was on her side. in the first team.But how can I express this point, I can't say that I support Yang Chunhua, and then fight for her, right?
After thinking about it, the idea came to my mind.Li Yifu thought to himself: "I let Queen Wang scold me, the more she scolds me, it proves that the more I am Yang Chunhua's confidant, the more Yang Chunhua thinks that I am her own!"

Li Yifu said: "Empress, this minister is the son of Chief Executive Shi. You don't know him yet, do you? Empress Empress, if you have anything to say, please speak up. Why bother? Don't scold people. It hurts you so much. Give me a little Save face, forget about it!"

As soon as his words came out, Shi Aiguo turned his head to look at him, thinking: "You are so ignorant, who are you, and asked the queen to give you a little face, I didn't even dare to let her do it! Speak up! If you are so careless, you have to pay attention, the queen is prone to anger, and it is possible for someone to come over and beat you up!"

Regardless of the fact that the ministers and the imperial army are far away, they are all listening with their ears upright, paying attention to the movement here. Li Yifu's voice is not loud, but almost everyone, as long as they are listening intently, All heard!
The imperial guards all thought in their hearts: "Is this man's head caught by the door? What kind of a thing is he, and he asked the empress to give him a little face? Does he know that there is something called shame in this world?" ? Ah, he should know, but his face is different! The left half of his face has grown onto the right half, so one side has no face, while the other has two skins!"

But the ministers didn't think so. Some scheming ministers were surprised. It was just a small concubine, or a low-ranking imperial daughter. This Li Yifu, um, is now called Shi Yifu, why is it so flattering.His method is not bad, this trick should be regarded as "reversely pointing and scolding Huai"!
Whenever Queen Wang got angry, she would scold him, and the more she scolded him, the more that Yang Yunu would feel that he was her own. The harder he was scolded, the more loyal he was!This is a very clever way of flattering. I really didn't realize that this eunuch's son is actually very good. With this flattering skill alone, his future is limitless!

Those four characters are so scheming that they have nothing to do with Wang Huanghuang!Hearing Li Yifu say such bastard words, she was immediately enraged, and shouted: "What kind of thing are you, and I asked Ben Gong to give you some face, do you have face? Who are you? You are Shi Shi A patriotic son? You want to be a eunuch's son, you are shameless, you are an official, not an eunuch, unless you want to be an eunuch now!"

These words were too offensive, not only Shi Aiguo's face turned black, but even the faces of other little eunuchs turned green!As long as the little eunuchs with a bit of a reputation recognize Shi Zhongchen as a godfather, they are all eunuchs. It doesn't matter if they mention it themselves, but if others want to mention it, it is really a big hatred. This is a special group like them. Taboo!

Li Yifu was extremely happy.Well, scold well, and scold harder.With your temper, if it weren't for your mother's good belly, would you be a queen?Even if you become one, I don't think it will last long, offend everyone, offend everyone!If you, queen, can still sit still in the future, I will write Li upside down... no, I will write Shi upside down, anyway, my surname is not really Shi!

Empress Wang also felt a little regretful when she said this.I thought: "Oops, why didn't I hold back, I said whatever I thought, I offended too many people this time!" Yes, the consequences are also very serious.

Li Zhong took her hand and said: "Mother, don't talk to these bad guys anymore, I don't like them, let's go back to the car and sit down!"

Queen Wang complained in her heart, I am a silly son, it is okay for bad guys to yell behind their backs, but you can't yell in front of others!She hurriedly said: "Okay, let's go back to the car and ignore them!" Pulling Li Zhong, she hurriedly left, let Wu Meiniang and Li Sujie cry!
As soon as they left, Shi Aiguo stomped his feet, looked at Wu Meiniang, and said, "You, you, hey, bear with it!" His own affairs were in a mess, and he was no longer in the mood to meddle in Wu Meiniang's affairs.What Wu Meiniang, what Yang Chunhua, whoever can do it, cry if you love to cry, die if you can't cry, do whatever you like, nothing has anything to do with him, he has been kicked out of the vortex of power, and left behind He is not in the mood to care about the people in the whirlpool!

Shaking his head, Shi Aiguo flicked his sleeves, without taking a trace of souvenirs with him in a very chic manner, regardless of the struggle in the palace, he went to the side to cool off.

He can leave, but Li Yi's mansion can't, so he hurried forward, helped Wu Meiniang up, and said: "Your Majesty, I am late, I have made you wronged."

When Wu Meiniang saw that Queen Wang was gone, she immediately gave up her strength and stopped crying.What's the use of crying now, wait until the emperor returns.She knew in her heart that as her status in the palace changed and she became more and more favored, it would be a matter of time before she and the queen turned against each other. Fortunately, there was Mi Xiaomiao in the palace and Li Yifu in the court. They are all grasshoppers on their own ropes, confidantes who absolutely obey the command, with them, even if I can't win the fight with the queen, I can always protect myself.

Wu Meiniang was supported by Li Yifu, and while she was enjoying Li Sujie, she said in a low voice: "If the emperor asks, you can make a suggestion, let the queen come less often, otherwise it will be difficult for me again."

Li Yifu hurriedly said: "Yes, I will definitely do it, but the emperor is afraid that he won't ask me, since this official position..."

Wu Meiniang snorted and said: "You are honest, so you must be honest, understand?"

Li Yifu suddenly realized that the emperor didn't necessarily care about the person's official status when he asked someone.The size of an official only has weight in the eyes of the official himself, but it is the same in the eyes of the emperor. The emperor doesn't care who is the ninth rank and who is the seventh rank. Hear the truth!
The reason is very simple, but most people can't turn this corner, but once they turn it, they will know what to do!

In the woods, Li Zhi and Wang Ping'an stood by a small river.Li Zhi said: "No disease, it seems that my comfortable life is about to end. The princes are about to grow up, and the scramble is about to happen again, what should I do!"

Wang Pingan thought for a while, and said: "Your Majesty, if you want to follow the humble opinion of the ministers, it is better to follow the example of the late emperor and send the vassals out to fiefdoms or local posts. It's just that the late emperor did this later, so there is a follow-up Regarding Li Ke's matter, if we had done this earlier, the feudal lord would have been away from Chang'an for a long time, and his desire to fight for the crown prince would have faded away, and as time passed, there would not be so many troubles."

His suggestion was based on the enfeoffment of Zhu Yuanzhang's son in the Ming Dynasty. In fact, it is not a good move. It is not as strong as Kangxi's secret reserve. But if Li Zhi wants to play the secret reserve, he must first abolish Li Zhong. This is not feasible now, so taking a step back, I can only choose Zhu Yuanzhang's method.

Li Zhi sighed, and said: "This, I'm afraid it will take a few years, the princes are still too young, it is impossible to entrust them out."

(End of this chapter)