Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 495 Call Your Parents

Everyone in the hall thought to themselves: "If I were to change this topic, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. Wang Ping'an boasted about himself without losing his dignity, and he also pointed at the pair of geese, which is even less offensive and only pleasing." !"

Li Zhi clapped his hands and said: "Okay, no disease, your peach charm is well done, Fu Linmen, well said!"

Li Shimin picked up a pen and wrote down the peach talisman himself. He raised his head and said, "It's good, but I want you to brag about yourself, but you are bragging about wild geese. This article is wrong!"

Wang Ping'an knelt on the ground and didn't get up. The emperor didn't scream, so how dare he stand up, thinking: "If you think of a wild goose as me, you can do it!"

Li Shimin changed a piece of paper, and said again: "Just now you said that wild geese don't want to fly south, doesn't that mean that the world is the same, everywhere is warm, and they can live anywhere? Okay, now let's take the world as the topic, and do it again." Come out with a pair of peach charms!"

Li Zhi grinned, this is even more difficult, how dare a small courtier without illness dare to take the world as a topic, if he is a little careless, he will be in trouble!
Everyone in the hall also thought, it's too difficult, this matter is taboo!

Li Yiren showed his face from behind the child, blinked his big eyes, and looked at Wang Ping'an, looking at his back, feeling a little worried.

To everyone's surprise, Wang Pingan didn't even think about it, without the slightest hesitation, he opened his mouth and said, "All lakes and seas are full of spring, and thousands of rivers and mountains are full of brilliance. Hengping... Long live the emperor!"

Hey, did this kid make a peach charm in advance? Why did he make it as soon as the emperor's question came out!All over the world, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains, doesn't it just refer to the world, and by the way, it's another resounding flattery!

Flattering Li Shimin, this is not shameful, the imperial power is respected, this is a matter of course, don't be embarrassed, everyone in the palace is very impressed!

Li Zhi clapped his hands again, and said with a smile: "Well said. Father, you are well said about being free from disease, and he should be rewarded!"

Li Shimin shook his head with a smile, it really made people happy tonight, knowing that Wang Ping'an was singing praises, but he didn't arouse people's disgust at all.He wrote down this pair of peach charms again, but still said: "This pair is not well done, if you do it again, the theme of the world will still be taken!"

All the eyes in the hall were shot at Wang Ping'an's back, almost burning him.With the topic of the world, how can this article be easy to do? If you make one, it is impossible to make a second one!
Li Zhi is not worried anymore, Wang Ping'an is very knowledgeable, and he will definitely be able to do it again.

Li Yiren was still worried, could he do it again?
To surprise you again, Wang Ping'an still didn't think about it, Li Shimin just finished speaking, and he said: "The time, place, and people are in harmony, and the treasures of Kyushu and the world are taken, and the horizontal comment: Long live the emperor!"

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and laughed out loud, almost bursting into tears, Li Zhi also laughed, how could he criticize Long Live the Emperor again!

When everyone in the hall saw the emperor laughing, they all laughed too, but they all thought in their hearts: "I won't let you make another one, will I have another long live the emperor?"

Before the laughter stopped, Li Shimin said loudly: "Take Jiangshan as the topic, and make another sentence. This time there must be the word Jiangshan in the sentence!"

Before everyone could react and worry about it, Wang Pingan hurriedly said: "Welcome to the new year, the country is beautiful, and the old year is farewell to the prosperity of the past, and the horizontal comment: Long live the emperor!"

With a bang, there was applause in the hall!
This time I can't accept it anymore. If we talk about talent, everyone knows that Wang Ping'an has a good reputation, and the title of Chang'an's number one talented person cannot be earned by just blowing it up.The concubines in the palace all knew that Wang Ping'an was talented, but they didn't know how to do it, they didn't usually see Wang Ping'an, this time they finally knew!

The concubines had a great impression of Wang Ping'an, and they even looked at Li Yiren together!

Li Yiren blushed even more, and could only hug the child, pretending to tease him, not daring to look up.And Princess Nanping and his wife sitting next to her clapped their hands and laughed, but they were very helpless in their hearts!

Liu Xuanyi is an honest person, he belongs to the kind of person who can only bury his head and work hard, but is not very good at doing things.He is a captain consort, but unlike Fang Yiai and Chai Lingwu, who both have leisurely tasks, what he does is to check the accounts of the government soldiers, which is quite tiring. Not only does he have to travel to various guards, He still has to go out of the city, travel around the capital, it's tiring, and it's not easy to see results, and he often offends people because he doesn't know how to do things, and he doesn't speak well!

Princess Nanping glanced at her husband and thought, "If you had half of Wang Ping'an's ability, we wouldn't be sitting so far away from the emperor."

In addition to sighing, Liu Xuanyi sighed, he also wanted to have fun in front of the emperor, but he didn't have the ability!
Li Shimin smiled, and wrote down the pair of peach charms, thinking: "I really can't help him, I imagine the old father-in-law from an ordinary family, seeing the stupid uncle make a fool of himself, can't you see it?"

He put down his pen, and said again: "You are very good at making peach charms, very good, then let's take Jiangshan as the title, and if you make another pair, there will still be the word Jiangshan!"

Li Zhi looked down at Wang Ping'an, brother, it's hard for you, look, how difficult it is for you to eat this New Year's Eve dinner!

Li Yiren bit her lip and thought: "Should I act like a baby to my father and let this matter go, how can someone make four pairs of peach charms with one topic, or a topic as big as the world!"

Everyone in the hall thought in their hearts: "Your Majesty, Wang Ping'an is quite attractive, please forgive me..."

Talk about your peach charm, let others be surprised!Wang Pingan still didn't hesitate at all. Not only did he not think for himself, he didn't even have time for others to think, and he said directly: "The time of the century is good, the age of the ages is good, and the present is new, and the horizontal comment: Long live the emperor!" The last four words shouted strangely!
"...He!" Everyone in the hall finally finished thinking at this moment!

I have seen quick-witted people, but I have never seen such a fast one, it is too fast!
Not to mention that everyone else was stunned, even Li Shimin himself was stunned, no way, could it be that Wang Pingan learned that he was coming to the palace to watch the new year, so he specially made four pairs of peach charms with the theme of Jiangshan in the world?That's not right, even if he is extremely smart and can guess correctly to make peach charms based on this theme, but it is normal to make one pair, and he is cautious to make two, then it is unreasonable to make three, and it is absolutely unreasonable to make four... There is no such possibility!
The shock this time was a bit too strong. Everyone in the hall stopped applauding and looked at the emperor. They wouldn’t do another pair. That would be too embarrassing. Why not throw Wang Pingan out now and kneel at the door Have a New Year's Eve dinner!
Li Zhihan is down, forget it, don't have a fifth pair!

Li Shimin chuckled, and said: "Okay, well done! Then you can make another one, but this time you will not only have the country, but also talk about the previous dynasty!"

This topic is bigger, more difficult, and more taboo!

The gazes of everyone in the hall were extremely hot, even the scorching sun in midsummer, they all stared at Wang Ping'an's back!Come on, let's just let everyone roast him with their eyes, and we will eat him for the New Year's Eve dinner tonight!

Li Yiren put down the child, thinking: "I'd better go and act like a baby..."

Instead of thinking, just open your mouth and come!Wang Pingan said loudly: "For a hundred years, the heaven and the earth will regain their vitality, and the world will be unified and the world will be peaceful, and you will criticize..."

Li Zhi quickly answered: "Long live the emperor, is this horizontal criticism?"

Wang Pingan wiped his face, and said: "I want to speak up!" Loudness means to cry, but it is unlucky to cry during the Chinese New Year, so I changed it to louder, and Li Zhi had already said the horizontal criticism. Four words are not an unlucky horizontal batch, but they are also four words, which means that he is convinced!
Dare to dissatisfy Li Shimin, if he refuses to accept it again, he will never be able to think of the sixth pair of peach charms with the theme of Jiangshan, Wang Lang is exhausted!
Everyone in the hall burst out laughing, and the atmosphere suddenly relaxed. Wang Pingan finally couldn't stand it anymore.However, others couldn't even make one pair of peach charms with the theme of Jiangshan, but he was able to make five pairs in a row, which is really amazing!

You have seen many Spring Festival couplets in modern times, and you don’t think it is difficult to make, but in the early Tang Dynasty, Spring Festival couplets had not experienced the great development of Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties in later generations. It is not easy to write peach charms that are festive and yet literary, even more difficult than writing a good poem. The fewer words and sentences, the more difficult it is to do!
"For a hundred years, the heaven and the earth will regain their vitality, and the world will be unified and peaceful. Okay, let's talk about the previous dynasty, and talk about the present. Okay, good Wang Ping'an, well done Taofu!" Li Shimin finally put down his pen, and clapped his hands and laughed.Just like what he said at the beginning, "The heroes of the world are in my pocket", looking at this young talent in front of him, I feel very refreshed, and I can finally leave a good helper for my son!
After that, he waved his hand at Wang Ping'an and said, "Go, find a seat, don't kneel anymore!"

Only then did Wang Pingan dare to stand up, but his knees felt numb.Li Zhi stepped forward, took his hand, and said with a smile: "Come on, I'm sick, I'll find you a seat, where can I sit? Well, there's an empty seat over there!"

Tonight is the New Year's Eve dinner, a gathering of the royal family's own family. To show the harmony of the family, the seats are not divided according to rank.For Li Shimin, this is a holiday, they are all a family, don't be limited by etiquette, but for the royal family, this is actually a small ranking gathering.

If you don't arrange seats according to rank, you have to arrange seats according to relatives. Therefore, the more concubines or children Li Shimin admires, the closer they are to him, and those who are usually disliked by him will naturally sit. Far.

Now there is only one vacant seat next to Li Shimin, which belongs to Li Yiren, but Li Yiren is not there, she came in with Princess Nanping, and sat with her sister, and sat on the periphery, Princess Nanping did not please Li Shimin, so naturally she sat comfortably Far.

Li Zhi and Wang Ping'an are very close, and according to his usual temperament, he would definitely turn his mouth away, let one of his concubines leave, and ask Wang Pingan to sit by his side, but now he didn't, but pulled Wang Pingan away To the outermost edge, which is next to Li Yiren.

Li Zhi smiled and said: "Come on, you can sit here if you are not sick!"

Wang Pingan hurriedly said: "Okay, then sit here!" He bowed his hands to Li Yiren, Princess Nanping and others.

The people on the table next to him looked at Wang Pingan with a smile on their faces, but no one commented. Before the emperor made a statement, no one would talk too much!
Wang Pingan sat down, and Li Zhi patted him on the shoulder, saying: "Eat more, treat this as your home!" He turned around and went back with a smile.

Wang Pingan looked at Li Yiren, and Li Yiren smiled at him. She returned the child to Princess Nanping, then took a set of bowls and chopsticks generously, and said, "I'll use it for you!"

Wang Pingan hurriedly said again: "Thank you, thank you princess!" He moved to the chair and sat down.

Li Yiren gave him bowls and chopsticks. Everyone saw it and thought in their hearts: "It's almost done!"

Before sitting down on the buttocks, Wang Ping'an suddenly heard Li Shimin shout: "Wang Ping'an!"

Wang Pingan shivered in fright, don't do it, why are you calling me again, is it possible that you still want to make peach charms?He hurriedly stood up and said, "The minister is here!"

Li Shimin smiled, stroked his beard, and said: "After the Chinese New Year, send your parents to Beijing, and I will reprimand them for giving birth to such a bastard like you!"

Wang Ping'an made a sound, no way, I need to find the parents... ah!He suddenly understood that when Li Yiren put the bowl and chopsticks in front of him, this action should be done by the wife to her husband, which means that she agreed to the marriage. Once this hint came out, the emperor would of course want to meet his parents , It's easy to talk about marriage!
Am I going to be a consort?

Wang Ping'an's head became hot, and he said: "Yes, I obey the order!" He knelt down and gave Li Shimin a big gift from a distance.

Li Shimin said with a smile: "Come on, go out and set off the explosive rod, let me hear it, it's Chinese New Year!"

Shi Zhongchen agreed loudly, trotted out in person, and told the little eunuchs to release explosive rods.Not long after, I heard the crackling sound of explosive poles outside the hall!

New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve!

As soon as the explosion is fired, the New Year's Eve dinner will begin. People from the imperial dining room have long been waiting outside, and as soon as they hear the sound, they will have a banquet!After a while, a sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner was served on the table.

Li Shimin picked up the wine glass, touched his lips slightly, picked up the chopsticks, and ate a piece of meat.He drinks and eats vegetables, which means that the New Year's Eve dinner has started, and everyone can move their chopsticks.

Wang Ping'an's table had the least number of people, because it was the outermost and the least favored people sat here, and there were still several empty seats.Li Ke came over and waved his hand. Liu Xuanyi, who was originally sitting on the other side of Wang Ping'an, quickly got up and gave up his seat to Li Ke, while he himself sat on the side.

Li Ke said with a smile: "No illness, let's have dinner together." As he spoke, he picked up the jug and dropped a glass of wine for Wang Ping'an.

Wang Ping'an hurriedly laughed and said, "I dare not do it. How can I ask the prince to pour wine for my ministers." He quickly took the jug from Li Ke's hand and filled Li Ke's glass.

The two clinked glasses and drank the wine.

Li Ke glanced at Li Yiren and smiled, but Princess Nanping was also beside him, but he turned a blind eye.He finished laughing at Li Yiren, and said to Wang Ping'an, "No disease, my mother is sitting over there!" As he spoke, he pointed to the emperor with his hand.

Following the direction of his finger, Wang Ping'an turned his head and looked at the table below the emperor. Beside that table, there were several ladies in palace costumes, all of them beautiful and about the same age.But Wang Ping'an could tell at a glance, which one was Concubine Yang!

This, it's not that there is a tacit understanding, but that one of the ladies in palace costumes is looking at him, nodding and smiling at him.

(End of this chapter)