Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 482 Li Shimin fainted again

After receiving the order, the attendant immediately hit the horse and galloped all the way back to Chang'an.

Changsun Wuji came to Ashinaxi and said with a smile: "Dayan Khan, I have heard for a long time that you are a generation of grassland heroes. I have always admired you very much. I don't want to meet you here today. It's very fortunate, very fortunate! "

Ashinaxi is indeed a big man on the grassland, but the word "hero" can't be called a hero, and even if he is a hero, he has been humiliated along the way, but he can't even commit suicide. Grind it clean.

Shaking his head, Ashinaxi still said: "My lord, you have misunderstood me, this king... the villain is really not Ashinaxi, he is just his substitute, even if you capture this king, It's useless too. Well, it's useless to catch the villain!"

Changsun Wuji chuckled twice, and said: "It's up to you to say whether it's useful or not, it's up to the old man!"

With a wave of his hand, Changsun Wuji rushed to the general and said, "Pull him out of the skin, build a wooden cage prison cart, and take him to Chang'an."

The general quickly agreed that he would pull Ashinaxi out of his skin by himself.Ashina yelled anxiously: "No, no, if you have something good to say, a gentleman will not use his words!"

The Zheliu soldiers behind laughed, they had seen many jokes of this King Dayan Khan on the road, this Ashina would never come out when he was not happy to defecate, and all the food and water were in his skin , if he was pulled out by force, he would yell and foam at the mouth.

This time it was the general who went to pull Ashinaxi in person, and the Zheliu soldiers stared at it together, counting in their hearts, one, two, three... spit!

Ashinaxi was really obedient, just after counting the number three, he vomited that the general's hands were full of froth!
With a cry, the general let go of his hand, stepped back half a step, and said angrily, "Why did you do this again? Every time you pull him out, you vomit. I don't know where he got so much foam!"

Changsun Wuji looked back at Ma Zhou and Chu Suiliang, and said, "It doesn't look like he's just pretending, is he sick?"

Ma Zhou frowned and said, "Maybe it's because of being overly frightened, that's why he vomited!"

But Chu Suiliang laughed and said: "Let him spit it out, as long as he doesn't die before entering Beijing, he will die when he likes, it's up to him!"

"It's a pity that Wang Ping'an is not here, otherwise I could have shown him." Changsun Wuji said.If Ashina liked to spit white foam when he was afraid, and on the day of offering the captives, the emperor would complain to heaven at Chengtianmen, and he would vomit down there, how boring it would be!

The general wiped off the white foam on his hands, and went to pull Ashinahi again.But Ma Zhou said: "Forget it, let him stay in the leather bag. The wooden cage prison cart still needs to be built, but it is enough to put him in the prison cart when entering the city."

After a pause, he said happily to Ashina: "King Dayan Khan, don't worry, the emperor has always treated those who surrendered preferentially, and will not make things difficult for you. Besides, we will also let you wear clothes. Take it easy."

Ashinaxi's throat was throbbing, and he retched a few times, thinking: "It's too embarrassing, why did I spit it out. But I'm really uncomfortable, I'm not pretending!" He retracted his skin and closed his eyes , Put it on and pretend to be dead, without saying a word.

Chu Suiliang laughed a few times, and said, "Very good, let's go back to Beijing right away. By the way, let these people put on all their clothes and be shirtless. It's indecent, and it's a joke!"

The general agreed repeatedly, and ordered his subordinates to return the clothes to the captives, and let them go to Beijing wearing their clothes, leaving some dignity for these former steppe nobles.

Without stopping all the way, Changsun Wuji personally led the team and rushed back to Chang'an City.Now that it has been confirmed that the Tang army has achieved brilliant results in Zheliu County, there is no need to hide anything. He ordered the soldiers to shout along the way, ring the gong, and tell the common people to come out to watch the fun and see the great Tang Dynasty. The imperial court's victory in foreign wars!

Since Li Shimin failed in his personal conquest of Goguryeo, there have been few large-scale celebrations near Chang'an. The external conquest of the Central Empire is at a low ebb. At this time, the people need a big victory to improve their pride as a subject of the Central Empire. !
It just so happened that Wang Pingan led 20 Tang soldiers and fought [-] Turkic soldiers. He won a complete victory and offered prisoners to the capital of the empire.

When the common people got the news, they walked out of the house one after another, rushed to the road, set up a table with wine pots on it to eat, and rewarded the soldiers who returned to Beijing victorious!

The common people don't care whether Wang Ping'an won by luck or not, let alone the fact that he brought Turkic soldiers to fight the Turkic soldiers. They only care about victory, no matter how they win, as long as they win!
Changsun Wuji and Chu Suiliang Ma Zhou sat on horseback and walked in the forefront of the army, waving to the people quite a bit, as if they were the ones who won the battle, not Wang Ping'an!
Ma Zhou was a little embarrassed, feeling that the limelight was too much, Changsun Wuji was still calm, and he didn't grin his teeth much, but Chu Suiliang was different, he shouted loudly on the horse, all the people toasted him, he was the one who came He didn't refuse, he drank all of it, and within a dozen miles, his stomach rang, full of the sound of water!
Seeing his colleague lose his composure, Ma Zhou sighed and advised, "Brother Chu, you drank too much and your voice is hoarse. Why did you do this?"

Chu Suiliang pouted his tongue, and said with a smile: "Brother Ma, you are wrong. Life is proud, but that's all. My old Chu is a civil servant, and I have never had such glory. I regret it now. I should have done it back then. It’s such a pleasure to patrol the borders outside the customs, the snowy desert, the iron horse and the glacier. It’s a pity that this honor belongs to his old man!”

Changsun Wuji glanced at him, and said: "There is also that Wang Wendu. At the beginning, everyone saw his jokes and pushed him to drink the northwest wind. What happened? Now he is also very popular. After returning to Beijing, he will definitely be promoted to the top of the list." Great General of the General Guard, let's see how you face him at that time!"

Chu Suiliang groaned, shook his head and said: "Miscalculation, miscalculation. But I'm not bad. The one who miscalculated the most is Old Man Cheng. When I recommended him, he refused to go. That's why he kicked Wang Wendu out of the customs. When he learns of this great victory, he will be so afraid that he will regret it!"

Changsun Wuji laughed twice, but didn't answer.

But Ma Zhou gasped, and said, "My dear friends, do you remember the content of that memorial? It didn't mention Wang Wendu much, it just said that he accompanied Mr. Fang, but didn't say that he had made any real contributions... ..."

Changsun Wuji and Chu Suiliang looked at each other, knowing everything in their hearts.Articles in official circles are always point-to-point, and they don't say anything clearly.

When there is a good thing, it is either positive or negative!

When Fang Xuanling reported to the imperial court to ask for credit, he always mentioned the credits made by others by name, but he only brought a sum to Wang Wendu, saying that he was by his side, and he had no specific credits other than this, which meant that Fang Xuanling Ling is going to attack Wang Wendu, this hand will not be broken, and the shame will be saved until he returns to Beijing!

Chu Suiliang snorted twice, and said: "Brother Ma reminded me so much, I don't regret it so much, it's Wang Wendu's credit, let old man Cheng invite him for him!"

Ma Zhou shook his head lightly. Since he was able to become the prime minister, he had done many things that made troubles worse, but this time he didn't need to do it himself.

But Changsun Wuji smiled and said: "After we go back, Brother Chu reminds Old General Cheng. By the way, this Wang Wendu once brought gifts to celebrate Li Ke's birthday this year. What did you talk about!"

Chu Suiliang and Ma Zhou looked at him together, and they both thought: "At this moment, you still want to fix your hapless nephew, you must kill him!"

When it came to royal affairs, they couldn't say anything, so they went to wave to the people again.But Changsun Wuji thought to himself: "You can tell from your attitudes that you don't want to talk about it. It doesn't matter. If you don't, I'll go and talk to the emperor!"

The three of them returned to Chang'an with their own thoughts.

Ganlu Temple.

Li Shimin was standing in the yard, watching a plum blossom. The plum blossoms were in full bloom, the flowers were light red, reflected in the white snow, it smelled like a snowy plum blossom.

Shi Zhongchen was by the emperor's side, seeing that the emperor was in high spirits, he wanted to find some nice words to greet the scene.He naturally knew about Wang Ping'an's victory in the battle, and now all civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty knew about it, but he only kept it from the emperor.

He whispered beside him: "The red plum announces the good news. Could it be that the emperor has some happy event?"

Li Shimin made a soft ah, then turned around and said, "Happy event? By the way, I heard that Zhi'er has a concubine named Xiao, who has been happy recently. Can the imperial physician diagnose whether it is male or female?"

Shi Zhongchen hurriedly said: "The crown prince is blessed by gods and Buddhas. This time, he will definitely give birth to a boy. This old servant congratulated the emperor in advance. You will have another grandson."

Li Shimin chuckled twice, feeling very comfortable. It is a good thing that he has more grandchildren, which means that the royal family has successors.

Shi Zhongchen said again: "This is a happy event, but the old slave saw a magpie climbing a branch in the yard again this morning. Doesn't this mean double happiness?" He wanted to say that there was a happy event in the palace. There will be a joy too!

Li Shimin said, "Could it be two boys? Who gave the concubine the pulse?"

Shi Zhongchen grinned, why did he have to think about his grandson!Just as he was about to answer, he felt that someone was pulling his sleeve. Looking back, it was a little eunuch. The little eunuch was full of joy, holding a memorial in his hand, and presented it to Shi Zhongchen.

Shi Zhongchen took it, and raised his eyebrows at the little eunuch, who winked at him hurriedly, Shi Zhongchen pouted his mouth to the northwest, and the little eunuch nodded again hurriedly!

Confirmed, it is the memorial that Zheliu sent.It seems that the matter has been confirmed, and the battle has really been won!

Shi Zhongchen was full of joy, presented the memorial to Li Shimin, and said with a smile: "The emperor is very interested in admiring the plum blossoms. Originally, the old slave should not disturb, but now there is an urgent memorial for the border, sent by Zheliu, and the emperor must be invited Take a look and give me an approval!"

Li Shimin frowned suddenly, and said, "What happened there?" He took the memorial and opened it to have a look.

Shi Zhongchen thought: "The emperor must be happy this time!"

I saw Li Shimin holding the memorial, read it quickly, his face showed joy, and then read it again carefully, suddenly laughed and said: "The troubles in the northwest border can be solved in one day..."

The laughter stopped suddenly, and the emperor fell back and passed out!

(End of this chapter)