Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 122 I really found two nuns

Wang Ping'an's face was a bit ugly, he pretended to be angry and said: "Immortal Chief, you are practicing the Ascension to Immortal Art, you need to be calm when practicing, this method is the best for health, you think of women every now and then, it's not good, It’s hard to become a fairy, but it’s impossible to cultivate a righteous fruit!”

He frightened Yu Chigong first, and left a foreshadowing for future events. In case Yu Chigong practiced Taijiquan for a few years and found that there was no sign of becoming an immortal, he would inevitably ask himself, then he could use a sentence " Your heart is not sincere" to prevaricate, lest this old door god will have some kind of monster again!

Yu Chigong's face was not very good-looking, but he was not angry, but ashamed, just like a child who has done something wrong, his old face was flushed and said: "When practicing the art of ascending immortals, Xiaodao didn't want women, but once When I meditate, my heart can’t calm down, and I start to think of women, and the little path below keeps looking up, and I can’t control it!”

Wang Ping'an felt happy, this is just holding back, but it is a good thing that he is so energetic at such an advanced age!He said: "How long have you been in this situation, has it been like this since you came out of Chang'an, or has it only started in the past few days?"

Yu Chigong was very embarrassed, blinked his eyelids for a long time, and then said hesitantly: "It started in the past few days, and it became more prosperous this afternoon... I, I took the elixir this morning, but after noon, I started to think wildly, Xiao Xiaodao is no longer obedient!"

Wang Pingan was taken aback, and quickly asked: "The elixir? According to your refining method, wouldn't it take two days to make the elixir? Why did you take it this morning? You didn't eat too much, did you?"

He was startled, and hurriedly wondered if the Jimingsan and Xiangu Da Lao Er Dan that Yu Chigong was taking now were contraindicated by drugs.After checking the medicine, I found that there was no special contraindication, so I was relieved!
Yu Chigong put both hands together, pulled his beard vigorously, and said embarrassingly: "Aren't I in a hurry, seeing that the medicine is almost ready, I can't wait to make pills, so I tasted it first. Cheng Xiang, my celestial fate is extremely great, after taking the medicine, within half a day, I feel refreshed and feel like I am in a celestial state..."

"It's impossible!" Wang Pingan said loudly.

He gave Yu Chigong's fairy aunt Laoer Dan, which is a prescription improved by modern medicine. In terms of efficacy, it can not only nourish the liver and kidney, strengthen the spleen and stomach, but also fill the essence and marrow, nourish yin and generate blood, but regardless of this No matter how good the medicine is, it can't be so good that just taking a little bit can make you feel ecstatic.Yu Chigong had this feeling, it was entirely a psychological effect, not the effect of the medicine itself!
Yuchi Gong hurriedly said: "Really, what I said is true, why don't you believe it! As soon as I close my eyes, I can see an amazingly beautiful fairy girl in a white cloud. Wave to me! Suddenly, a gust of fairy wind blew up and lifted her Taoist robe..."

Wang Ping'an's face is as ugly as it is now!Judging by Yu Chigong's appearance, it doesn't look like he has taken an elixir, but rather an ecstasy, and hallucinations appear in his mind. This is simply a psychological effect!

He shook his head and said: "It's fine if you are not sincere, even if you fantasize about a woman, why did you actually fantasize about Xiangu's robe, I think Taoist Lord must punish you again!"

Yuchi groaned and groaned, and finally said after a long while: "Ping'an boy, did the little fairy tell you whether this elixir also has the effect of strengthening yang, otherwise why do I always miss women, this... this is also It's so blasphemous!"

Wang Pingan was taken aback, and suddenly thought that this medicine does have the effect of nourishing the kidneys, strengthening yang and nourishing yin, but it is not so effective anyway. If it is so strong, it is not a health medicine, but an aphrodisiac. !

He hummed for a long time, lowered his head and thought for a while, and understood in his heart.Although it cannot be said that Yu Chigong is greedy and lustful, it is true that he has no shortage of women, but since he left Chang'an, he has never had a woman around him, so he can only hold back.After taking the elixir, although the effect of the elixir was slight, it was like sparks splashed on the haystack. Coupled with the psychological effect like kerosene, a fire was ignited in an instant!

It's no wonder that Yu Chigong misses women. In this case, if he doesn't think anymore, it proves that something is wrong with him!

After thinking about this point, Wang Ping'an also felt a little embarrassed, he said: "Well, I can't do anything about it, I can only control it yourself, if you really have to think... you can't control your little way, Then you might as well go back to Chang'an as soon as possible, or bring Chang'an's family members here! Regarding your situation, Xiao Xianweng didn't mention it. Cause damage behind the embankment!"

Yu Chigong's eyes shone brightly, his breath became thicker, and he asked: "Is there no taboo for this? I wonder if Xiangu can prove that I have a great destiny, so I don't think about ordinary women, but Is it Xiangu?"

Wang Pingan bite the bullet and said: "This... There should be no taboos on this. You are not a real Taoist priest. Even if you are a Taoist priest, many people who practice Taoism may marry a wife!"

During the Tang Dynasty, some Taoist sects could indeed marry wives and have children. Many famous Taoist priests also had sons. Some even had fathers who were Taoist priests, sons who were Taoist priests, and grandsons who were also Taoist priests.
Yuchi congratulated and said: "Then I'm relieved. The little fairy also said that people can't be yin and yang... Well, has the little fairy mentioned to you about the art of intercourse?"

He naturally knows a lot about Taoist classics. Ge Hong really said that mastering the art of intercourse can lead to health and longevity. He does not agree that people who practice Taoism must be single. The attitude should be abstinence!
Ge Hong's point of view is not to advocate intercourse surgery, but from a medical point of view, this point of view is beneficial to health preservation!
Wang Pingan sighed, it's really not a problem to let him hold it back, it will be bad, but if you let yourself teach him the art of intercourse, then there is no need, let him study it by himself, practice will bring true knowledge , the only criterion for testing his old-fashioned skills is to go to bed to practice!

Wang Pingan shook his head and said, "It's not convenient for me to talk about this kind of thing!"

Yuchi Gong hurriedly said: "Tell me, I, I am anxious, I am really anxious... Alas!" But no matter how much he begged, Wang Pingan didn't say anything.

In the end, Yuchi Gong suddenly said: "Ping'an boy, aren't you going to Chang'an, don't you have a place to live yet? Let me tell you, Chang'an City is the center of all countries in the world, the capital of gold. This is by no means an exaggeration, the land is expensive You have to fly to the sky, especially the real estate on Zhuque Street, which is outrageously expensive, and you can’t buy it if you have money! But by coincidence, I have a real estate on Zhuque Street, which is almost half of the governor’s mansion Big, it can't be considered small, or I'll give it to you, what do you think?"

Wang Ping'an was overjoyed. If he could have a real estate in Chang'an, and it was still on Zhuque Street, it would be much more convenient for him to do things in Chang'an in the future!
But he pondered for a while, then still shook his head and said: "About the art in the house, Xiao Xianweng really didn't mention it to me, you should keep the real estate for yourself!"

Yu Chigong sighed, slapped the table, and said loudly: "Forget it, then I won't ask about intercourse techniques anymore, I just want to ask you a word, I will take the elixir, practice the art of ascending immortals, and then practice intercourse techniques, is there any?" Taboo? I want you to say something accurate and true, and you must not be ambiguous, lest I be punished by the Taoist Lord in the future!"

Wang Pingan immediately nodded and said: "There are no taboos, you can practice at the same time, as long as you don't indulge in it!" He told the truth, there is no false element!
Yu Chigong jumped up from behind the table, his face was full of joy, and he shouted: "That's good, that's good, the real estate will be given to you! It's getting late, you go back and rest quickly, Daoist still has something to do !" He rushed out of the study like a gust of wind!
Wang Ping'an was taken aback, and chased him out from behind, shouting: "Don't go to the brothel, it's really impossible, you can solve it yourself... You run so fast, you can't tell that you are an old man!" He had no choice but to do anything. , I had no choice but to shake my head and sigh, and went back to my room to rest!
Early the next morning, Wang Pingan got up, washed up, and went to see Yu Chigong. He was very worried about the old door god, so he came to see him.Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the door of Yu Chigong's bedroom, he heard a creaking sound, the door opened, and a person walked out of it!
Wang Pingan suddenly stopped, dumbfounded, and stared straight at the person who came out!

What came out was a young girl with disheveled hair, flushed face, half-exposed breasts, and a loose Taoist robe on her body. She was a Taoist nun who had just woken up!

Seeing Wang Ping'an, the nun yelled, quickly retreated back into the door, only showing her head, and whispered: "Master nephew, you are looking for the imperial envoy...do you have anything to do with the immortal head?"

Suddenly a young woman's voice came from inside again, the voice was crisp and clear: "He Xiangu, why are you going, the fairy chief wants to..." Before she finished speaking, the woman suddenly giggled!

The girl at the door hurriedly turned her head back and said, "Sister Lan, I'll be right back!" Then she turned to Wang Ping'an and said, "Master nephew, what's the matter with you, it's inconvenient for the head fairy right now, can we talk about it later?"

Wang Pingan took two steps back and said, "It's okay, I went to the wrong place!" He turned around and left.

He trotted all the way to the front hall, and seeing that Niu Zhenghong hadn't left the house, he was talking with several officials in the hall. He didn't care about etiquette, so he hurriedly pulled Niu Zhenghong aside, and said in a low voice: "Uncle, something is wrong, I'm here In the room of the immortal head, I saw a Taoist nun, she even knew me..."

Before he finished speaking, Niu Zhenghong said dumbfoundedly: "Not one, but two. Last night, Lord Yuchi came to me and asked me to find some Taoist nuns for him, saying that he wanted to accept them as female disciples." You said it was in the middle of the night, where can I find a Taoist nun for him!"

"Those two in that room..." Wang Pingan said anxiously, they couldn't be hired from the brothel!
Niu Zhenghong said again: "In desperation, I had no choice but to recruit the maids at home and tell them who would be willing to be concubines and female disciples for the imperial envoy. If anyone is willing, I will burn their contracts of prostitution, And let their family get rid of their slavery. As a result, hey, the world is going downhill. It is unbelievable that there are so many women in my house who want to reach the sky in one step. There are more than a dozen maids who sign up. I picked two of them the most. Beautiful ones, let them wear Taoist robes, and send them in for Lord Yuchi!"

Only then did Wang Pingan feel relieved, and said: "No wonder that Taoist aunt recognized me. It turned out to be a maid in the mansion. I didn't pay attention to her before."

But I thought in my heart, although it is voluntary, there is something about being a concubine for an old man!Alas, people have their own ambitions. In this era, women still have to rely on men if they want to be successful. Even Wu Zetian was like this at the beginning!He said nothing more.

But Niu Zhenghong said: "I think the construction outside the city is about the same. It is estimated that in a few days, the victims will be able to return home. Lord Yuchi doesn't care about anything here, and we don't need him to care about anything, but he He needs an alchemy furnace, medicinal materials, and now a woman. He needs more and more things. I really can't afford to take care of him. Can you let him leave quickly and go to other state capitals? Are you just here to suffer me alone?"

Wang Pingan thought for a while, nodded and said: "Uncle is right, let him go to another state capital! In fact, this is also for his sake. As an imperial envoy, you should really go around and not just stay in one place!"

Niu Zhenghong said: "That's right, we are doing it for his own good. Why don't you go and talk to him, my hard-working nephew?" He didn't dare to say it himself, so he urged Wang Pingan to go.

"I...Okay, let my nephew talk about it, uncle just concentrate on dealing with disaster relief matters!" Wang Ping'an was very embarrassed, and agreed bravely. Start from cultivating immortals.

(End of this chapter)