Raising the Demon

Chapter 14
And Yan Laowu did drink, and when he woke up tomorrow, what kind of attitude would he have?

The upright fellow Baifeng, who has read so many classics, always has a kindness in his heart. Although his mouth is poisonous, he is willing to give others a chance.Zi's ​​father and son lived in Xiayan Village, and indeed received a lot of care.

But this frivolous son, Bai Feng, is passionate and impulsive in his heart, and he doesn't want to accept any grievances. Whoever provokes him, he can't wait to beat him to death with a stick.

After struggling for a long time, the east wind finally overwhelmed the west wind, and Zi Baifeng decided to temporarily suppress his impulse.

Thinking all the way, Zi Baifeng looked up, but found that the whole village was quiet.

With a "click", Zi Baifeng turned his head, but the door on the side was bolted, a pair of black eyes blinked in the crack of the door, and Zi Baifeng looked at each other for a moment, then hid in panic. opened.

Zi Baifeng suddenly realized that the news of the tax collection had already spread throughout the village.

At this moment, in the entire village, there is probably no one who doesn't know!

Avoid me?You hide from me, can you hide from the tax collectors?If hiding is useful, what do you want the officers and soldiers to do?
At this moment, Zi Baifeng only felt angry and funny.He thought to himself: "Since you are avoiding me, then I have to come to collect taxes. Let's see what you do!"

Zi Baifeng walked to the door, patted on it vigorously, and said loudly, "Is there anyone inside?"

"I know you're inside, don't hide, open the door!"

At this time, Zi Baifeng really had the demeanor of a dog official and evil official on TV. He yelled viciously a few times before he heard a small voice from inside: "No...no one..."

"Little Tuozi?" Zi Baifeng yelled, "Open the door quickly, the tax collectors are coming to your house!"

This little Tuozi is not a hunchbacked hunchback, but a Tuozi. The reason why he got this name is because of Xiao Tuozi's father, Lao Tuozi.It is said that when the old Tuozi was born, he immediately pulled a pile of shit, so he was named Tuozi.

"I... my father said that no one would open the door..." Xiao Tuozi said weakly. He was about the same age as Xiao Shitou, and his appearance was also similar. Going up the mountain and down the water is different every day. Xiao Tuozi always speaks softly and doesn't like to move very much. This family is considered to be the first-class honest people in Xiayan Village.

"What about your father? Is your father at home?"

"My dad said he wasn't here."

Zi Baifeng almost burst out laughing, he always felt that it was wrong for him to bully children, but why is this little guy so funny, Zi Baifeng couldn't help but want to bully him.

"Your father said he was not there, so did your father say whether your mother was there?" Zi Baifeng asked.

Then, through the door, Xiao Tuozi lowered his voice and asked, "Father, is my mother here?"

After a while, Xiao Tuozi's crying voice came from inside: "My father said that my mother is not here..."

"Hahahaha..." Zi Baifeng finally couldn't help laughing wildly, the anger suppressed just now was swept away, he clutched his stomach and beat the wall, laughing so darkly.

Perhaps he felt his smile, the thunder-like laughter above the sky, the dragon-like laughter under the earth, echoed with Zi Baifeng's laughter.

"Uncle Qingshi, do you think it's funny too?" Zi Baifeng asked pantingly, clutching his stomach.

Looking up, you can see the aura of the bluestone on the mountainside, changing into handwriting.

Hmm, funny.Bracket, nod.

Zi Baifeng imagined a big rock seriously nodding and saying it was funny, and couldn't help laughing wildly again. After laughing, he heard the crying inside, and then he realized that he had made a big mess again. A small misfortune caused the little boy to be beaten.

"Okay, okay, don't hit the kids, don't be here if you're not here, I'll always come anyway." Zi Baifeng patted Chaimen, turned around and left, but heard a squeak from the opposite side, and someone opened the door , glaring at Zi Baifeng angrily: "Which bastard is laughing, it offended Grandpa!"

The man was naked on the upper body, and wore a pair of bull-nosed shorts on the lower body. His face was full of flesh, and he looked fierce. When he opened his mouth, the smell of alcohol gushed out from his mouth, which made people want to vomit.

Lao Tuozi is a neighbor of a well-known honest man in the village, but he is a well-known gangster in the village. He steals chickens and dogs all day long, wanders here and there, and trades wine for drinks if he has money. He is called Sigou.

Zi Baifeng was furious when he heard the words, and said: "Sigou, open your dog eyes wide, the one standing in front of you is your grandpa Zi Baifeng!"

To honest people, there are honest people's ways, and to thugs, Zi Baifeng also has the demeanor of thugs.

"Go away!" Sigou punched him in the face, Zi Baifeng dodged, but he was not as experienced in preventing Sigou from fighting, so he spread his big hand to catch Zi Baifeng, raised his other hand, and punched on his profile.

In terms of strength, Zi Baifeng is not as good as Four Dogs. Although there is a formula for raising demons, it seems that there is nothing in this formula to increase the value of force. Zi Baifeng was beaten by a punch. , was kicked on the ground again, in a panic.He didn't expect that the four dogs would dare to fight.

Yan Laowu didn't dare to beat Zi Baifeng, that's because Yan Laowu was sensible and knew that scholars couldn't beat them, at least ordinary people couldn't beat them.But how did Sigou know this?All he knew was that annoying nerd in the village had disturbed his sweet dreams, and he would beat up such a nerd every time he saw him.

"With your small arms and legs, how dare you challenge your grandfather?" The four dogs grabbed Zi Baifeng by the collar with one hand, and lifted him up. Strength, this gangster who eats, drinks, prostitutes and gambles all day is not far behind Uncle Zhuzi who fights fierce tigers and captures wild wolves on the mountain every day.

Zi Baifeng struggled for a few times, but he couldn't get away, when he heard the voice of Xiao Shitou: "Let go of my brother!"

Little Shitou ran over from nowhere, like a crazy calf, gritted his teeth and rushed towards Sigou.

"Go away, little brat!" Sigou held Zibaifeng in one hand, and pushed the small stone away with the other. The thigh just bites.

"Little stone!" Zi Baifeng was taken aback, "Sigou, if you dare to hit a small stone, I will make you eat it and walk around!"

"Oh, you are a dog..." Now it's not about the four dogs hitting the little stone, but the little stone biting the four dogs, and the four dogs waved their big fists at the little stone hit the top of his head.

How strong is the four dogs, this time it is solid, and the little stone is stupid if he doesn't die.

"Hey!" Zi Baifeng suddenly fought Chunlei with his tongue, that roar was really like a thunderbolt, rising from the sky and ringing from the ground, it exploded beside Sigou's ears, making his head buzzing and dizzy Brain up.

Zi Baifeng took the opportunity to struggle away, as the so-called hitting a snake to hit seven inches, kicking a person is to kick the crotch, Zi Baifeng pulled the small stone behind him, then raised his leg, said that it was too late and then quickly, and kicked on the ground. The crotch of the four dogs.

Uh--

Immediately, the picture freezes, and the gangster turns into a Wudang school in a second.

Sigou hugged his crotch and fell down. He rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, struggling and said: "Little bastard, you are looking for death..."

Zi Baifeng pulled the little stone behind him, straightened his messy clothes, condescendingly looked at Sigou who was kneeling on the ground, and said loudly: "Sigou, it's useless to kneel down and beg for mercy even if you are convicted, I will Even though he is only a scholar, he is only a village official, but after all, he is also the official of a village appointed by the lord, if you disobey orders and dare to beat someone, let me tell you, this is a capital offense!"

"Damn your mother..." Sigou was still talking hard, he struggled to get up, I have to say, Sigou is still a tough guy.

"Damn your mother!" Zi Baifeng added a word and returned it to him, kicked him in the face, straightened his clothes, and said: "You wait here, I will go and bring officers and soldiers to arrest you go back!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled the small stone and turned around to leave.

Little Shitou walked away step by step, looking back, as if he was reluctant to part with the smell of his thigh.

After walking a few steps, he looked up at Zi Baifeng and said excitedly, "Brother, you really want to bring officers and soldiers to arrest him!"

A pair of excitement that fears that the world will not be chaotic.

Zi Baifeng rolled his eyes at him, and said: "You really believe it, if I can bring officers and soldiers..." Zi Baifeng suddenly stopped and slapped his head.

That's right, brother is in such a difficult situation now because he doesn't have his own strength. As a dignified scholar, there are dozens of families in Xiayan Village, parents and officials with hundreds of people, and he doesn't even have a follower. .

It's fine to collect taxes by yourself, and even fights have to be done by yourself, what a loss of status!
When this young master takes a dozen or so wolf-like followers and stops at the door of each house, who dares not obediently pay the tax?Anyone who dares to refuse to pay will be beaten, smashed, and robbed.

Well, being a dog officer seems pretty good too.

"Little Shitou, you go home first, and ask my father if dinner is ready, I'm hungry." Zi Baifeng said, when Xiao Shitou heard the food, he immediately touched his stomach, his stomach had already been deflated Shrunken, he nodded again and again and said, "Well, I'll go right away."

Seeing the little stone turn around and leave, Zi Baifeng told him worriedly: "Go around and don't get caught by the four dogs."

"Hmm!" Xiao Shitou scratched his head in embarrassment, and ran away in another way.

Zi Baifeng saw that the little stone was gone, so he raised his head to look in the direction of Qingshi, and asked quietly: "Uncle Qingshi, will you become an officer?"

Shaking his head, no.

Zi Baifeng was just asking, Da Qingshi has just reached the fourth level of enlightenment, and can only use some natal spells.This natal spell, in Zi Baifeng's view, probably means "laughing".

However, Zi Baifeng's mind is spinning a lot now. As soon as his eyes rolled, he had a plan B. He turned and walked towards the ancestral hall in the north of the village.

(End of this chapter)